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silly cunts :( (18 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 02:15 CST, 22 December 2009 - iMsg
it's coming up to 6:00am. I need to get a gift for the only person I buy for outside of my immediate family. said gift needs to be delivered for 8:00am. they're getting into work and then they'll be out on-site for the day.

there's a really nice wine shop 3 or 4 miles away. it's cold and icy and I'm travelling across frozen paths along fields. I can't run or see too well - but fuck it. I get there dead on 7 as they're opening. I pick a selection - while feeling smug about my efforts. I take it to the counter, the nice looking lady has a bag waiting with a welcoming smile. cash in hand ready and then: "you can't buy it before 8:00am".

seriously? what the fuck? why not tell me when I got there and started browsing? why purposefully wait 15 shitty minuets then fucking tell me? why even open and let people in at that fucking time? I had a massive urge to shit in her shop or perform a particular act with the wine bottle and mortify her for life - but I left like a coward.

cunted. :(
Edited by Aaron at 02:16 CST, 22 December 2009 - 4607 Hits
stunt, what a cunt. (24 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 09:28 CST, 19 December 2009 - iMsg
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noctis (13 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 06:05 CDT, 19 October 2009 - iMsg
i hate you

:(
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self pleasure (34 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 06:46 CDT, 5 August 2009 - iMsg
less: 38% (27)

my name is rapha (i'll go to hell!): 18% (13)

same amount: 17% (12)

i wank all day long: 17% (12)

my name is jamerio (i don't have a cock): 5.6% (4)

not at all :(: 2.8% (2)

more: 1.4% (1)

how many of you still jerk off even when in a relationship?

https://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1730275
Edited by xou at 12:24 CDT, 6 August 2009 - 25764 Hits
there was a game... (15 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 00:34 CDT, 1 July 2009 - iMsg
trying to find / remember the name of a game

this is going back a REALLY LONG TIME

most likely a DOS game

all I can remember is that you start in a set of stocks inside some sort of prison / castle and that it was a medieval themed gamed with (I think) magic and stuff

you had to break out and I have a brief memory of an animation where you're sliding down a long wall / tunnel from the first person perspective, this was at the very start

can't remember if you had to rescue the princess, or some beauty of a girl, the name esmeralda rings a bell for some reason

now I think about it, i recall a part where you have to sneak into a house that has a lot of science apparatus and the game was over if you got caught by a patrolling guard

pretty sure it was an adventure / point and click kind of game

any ideas?
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hai nerds, help me (57 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 01:58 CDT, 4 June 2009 - iMsg
I'm lazy.

I want a laptop, willing to spend between £400 and £600. The most intensive thing it'll run is Q3 for demos when I'm bored and the odd HD movie

The thing is, I just don't get all this tech and the billion and one different processors.

ideally, I would prefer a 17" screen, but then people mention resolution and I just give in.

So, basically, what's what?

What processor? What brand of laptop? Is refurbished worth it?

http://www.currys.co.uk/martprd/store/cur_pag...ionSection

that looks nice, but it's refurbished, so I have no idea if that's a good thing or bad. I guess it can't be too bad as there's a standard manufactures warranty, so if on the off chance it fucks up I can get it sorted.

or am I wrong?!?

argh help

p.s. also help if I think you're a cunt, for this one thread only I shall not think of you as a cunt.
Edited by Aaron at 01:59 CDT, 4 June 2009 - 15329 Hits
Cooller -vs- HELL (67 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 11:07 CDT, 4 May 2009 - iMsg


0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: 7.8 (19 votes)
Gametype: Duel
Map: Various Maps
Mod: CPMA vq3
Viewpoint: Cooller
Version info: ZEEEEERP
How to play back Q3 demos


ESL EMS IV games

no ping talk or bullshit intro text here people!
Edited by Aaron at 09:52 CDT, 5 May 2009 - 17113 Hits
gillz (60 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 13:04 CDT, 22 April 2009 - iMsg
totally dense: 47% (86)

french: 28% (51)

a troll: 19% (35)

#1 Dutch Bag Of Gaming: 5.5% (10)

well?
Edited by Aaron at 13:12 CDT, 22 April 2009 - 45967 Hits
sports betting nerds help (34 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 23:25 CST, 6 March 2009 - iMsg
ok considering placing a bet

I don't gamble, i think it's dumb but I do have the don't knock it until you've tried it mentality

so I happen to know nothing about betting

anyway using betfair.com:

Back (Bet for)
A vs B
You are betting FOR Draw to win.
your odds: 22
your stake: 10
your profit: 210

if the outcome is a draw I win?

that makes perfect sense

how about this, betfair.com again

Lay (Bet against)
A vs B
You are betting AGAINST Draw to win.
Backer's Odds: 60
Backer's Stake: 10
Liability: 590
Payout: 600

if the outcome is NOT A DRAW i win?

to me the odds are way too insane and i'm led to believe that you're backing a bet for someone else to lay against, or is it really if it's not a draw i win at 60/1 but if it is a draw i'm fucked and have to pay 60/1 ?

gambling addict explain plz
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Oscar - Manny (79 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 12:05 CST, 5 December 2008 - iMsg
first off, keep your MMA shit away from here go make your own bullshit thread (no MMA hate, I just think you're an utter fucking cunt).

The money grabbing fishnet clad whore that is Oscar De La Hoya (I do love him mind) is fighting the ever so awesome Manny Pacquiao tomorrow night.

Oscar has major advantages, weight, reach and height and a fuck load more experience (Manny has none) at fighting at this sort of weight. That said it's always much more of a pain trying to make the weight when coming down as apposed to coming up, even more so when you're not the most genetically blessed of athletes which De La Hoya isn't and on top of that he is past his prime a touch overrated.

Pacquiao is young, coming into his prime fought a ton of hardcore Mexicans, beat them all made an utter fool of the lightweight champ in his first lightweight match and is easily pound for pound king (any of you fat idiots thinking Calzaghe is the king then you need shooting), and beating all those Mexicans makes him hard as fucking nails.

So who is going to win? Bookies are going with De La Hoya for obvious reasons. For me it's impossible to call, if Manny can handle the weight and punching power (De La Hoya got insane left hook) then he has a huge chance of winning but that depends because if he is to win then he'll need to have maintained his speed and footwork with the huge weight increase because he not be hurting De La Hoya with power. His lightweight jump was fine, in fact that was rather insane but this is a huge jump in the world of boxing.

Watching 24/7 has shown Manny has lost little (if any) speed or power but doing that over a series of proper rounds is an entire different story. :( That said, I hope Manny fucks De La Hoya over and can really perform in this weight class because the opportunity for future fights will be off the hook.

OPINIONS PPLZ
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so..... (14 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 10:36 CDT, 21 October 2008 - iMsg
the top players were right about killsen not performing

cooller is still the fucking BEST PLAYER EVER

and.....

TOXIC FAILED HARD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Averatec-Intel Classic 2008 Season 2 (No comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 14:11 CDT, 28 September 2008 - iMsg
View Coverage: TG Sambo Classic
Organiser: GOM TV
Website: http://www.gomtv.net/classics2/live/
Location: South Korea
Duration: 21 Sep 2008 to 31 Jan 2009

GOM TV presents Averatec-Intel Classic 2008 Season 2 following its own Season1.

Averatec-Intel Classic 2008 Season 2 will run for 18 weeks from Sep.21st 2008.
Unlike most of the other StarCraft leagues, there will be no preliminary matches, all matches are considered as a part of the knockout tournament.

Just like Averatec-Intel Classic 2008 Season 1 which was enjoyed by people from around 190 countries, Averatec-Intel Classic 2008 will be also broadcast live in English.
Edited by xou at 12:50 CDT, 15 July 2009 - 5183 Hits
the new cnq3 (32 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 00:08 CDT, 17 September 2008 - iMsg
now that I have given this some proper testing, I don't care if it's technically better and that it helps you hearing the position of sounds better, you hear a lot fucking less, that's for sure.

I really don't want to be one of the German idiots who moan about stuff being better because I do appreciate CPMA and CNQ3 (was using CPMA for VQ3 long before CPL picked it up etc. etc.) but I really don't think it's worth switching over.

I find hard to word but it seems sounds that are above/below you are dimmed really low and as en effect they don't travel through walls as much or as loud, something to that effect? maybe someone with more of an understand of the engine can enlighten me. on hub you can usually stand on a spot (arch at the bottom of RA) and hear every spawn apart from the RA one, now you can't hear the upper RL or far YA spawn, can someone else confirm?

any clued up VQ3 players (not the fucking babbling idiots with no clue) getting the same impression as me or is it just placebo?
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fuck (27 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 07:47 CDT, 11 September 2008 - iMsg
so...

when I enter a stargate and pass through some kind of star system way beyond this shitty place then stay overnight in some hotel while I have my mind sucked from me; I'll come back as a floating aborted fetus in some big fuck off bubble:

master of the fucking universe

I'll then kill all the jews and half the poles but more importantly:

ban football
Edited by Aaron at 07:48 CDT, 11 September 2008 - 5495 Hits
you idiots (50 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 08:31 CDT, 9 August 2008 - iMsg
idiots in this case would be the morons who are moaning about CPMA netcode (xerp) but hailing quakelive

I've just played a handful of games and NOTHING misses, talk about extreme

LG average was always over 40, with a stupid amount of acceleration (some gay bug) and models that are impossible to see and rails were hitting and I was no where near the fucking model

seriously, it's like the idiots who moan about VQ3 being an aim heavy cess fest yet wank over hub

Jesus christ
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Aaron -vs- idiot american(s) (110 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 02:43 CDT, 11 July 2008 - iMsg

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: 6.9 (18 votes)
Gametype: N/A
Map: ztn3tourney1 - Blood Run
Mod: Challenge ProMode Arena
Viewpoint: Jesus
How to play back Q3 demos

>> 65612-demos.zip <<
(5810KB, 465 DLs)

this is for amusement (and my fat inflated ego) and I want to create some eDRAMAZ!!1

I am not a good player at all, anyone with a sense of skill usually rolls me without too much trouble but I have no trouble hitting people who move in straight lines!111

so yeah every time I play on an American server and there are spectators I get called a cheat, it really is that bad over there :(

who the fuck is this Illusion idiot?
Edited by will at 00:22 CDT, 20 July 2008 - 22457 Hits
Spartie -vs- Guard (4 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 13:23 CDT, 26 May 2008 - iMsg
1st match European Duel League - brackets
Edited by Badb0y at 16:20 CDT, 26 May 2008 - 1016 Hits
dallow is a prick (32 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 10:41 CDT, 21 May 2008 - iMsg
yes, yes he is.

yes, yes you are.

first time you ever speak in the chan for months and go and ban. can't handle a childish insult? use the ignore feature. you useless moron.

oh noes
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i LOVE poland (38 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 10:23 CST, 17 February 2008 - iMsg
well I don't, I lied

but anyway, has anyone got an invite to www.bitme.org

IT IS NOT BITMETV, it's different kkk
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poles (65 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 06:36 CST, 16 February 2008 - iMsg
shooting up schools are we now?

some kinda post ww2 revenge? stop being cunts fs
Edited by Aaron at 06:37 CST, 16 February 2008 - 15413 Hits
it's not often... (42 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 00:13 CST, 3 February 2008 - iMsg
..that art amazes me at all, but these blew me away

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/article...to=newsnow


No idea how original they are but a first for me
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av3k -vs- noctis (182 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 16:29 CST, 21 January 2008 - iMsg


0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: 7.3 (10 votes)
Gametype: Duel
Map: Various Maps
Mod: Challenge ProMode Arena
Viewpoint: MVD
Version info: CPMA
How to play back Q3 demos

>> 62513-noctis_av3k.zip <<
(2368KB, 1036 DLs)

noctis vs some polish guy
Edited by Nicky at 22:34 CST, 21 January 2008 - 41848 Hits
unlucky hatton (26 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 23:45 CST, 8 December 2007 - iMsg
didn't expect him to win yet I thought it would go the 12 with Mayweather winning on points

excellent hook while slipping out to the left, cocky but a great fighter none the less

Hatton - De La Hoya would be awesome and I hope it goes through

looked as if Mayweather was expecting a bad outcome, considering how he reacted upon winning; I can see him hanging his gloves now though.
Edited by Aaron at 23:47 CST, 8 December 2007 - 5984 Hits
noctis/unity -vs- cooller/frozen (101 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 15:01 CST, 19 November 2007 - iMsg


0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: 5.8 (4 votes)
Gametype: Team Game
Map: pro-q3dm6 - Campgrounds
Mod: N/A
Viewpoint: MVD
Version info: CPMA
How to play back Q3 demos

hfkdhsfjkhasgfgdfgfd

deleted by request you buncha reptiles
Edited by Aaron at 07:49 CST, 21 November 2007 - 17524 Hits
sweden -vs- russia (44 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 23:06 CST, 5 November 2007 - iMsg


0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: 9 (5 votes)
Gametype: Team Game
Map: pro-q3dm6 - Campgrounds
Mod: Team Death Match
Viewpoint: fox
Version info: LOLEROSP
How to play back Q3 demos


in light of some classic matches uploaded thought I would upload this

if anyone thinks osp has bad netcode and it's impossible to hit anything decent I suggest you watch this beast, notice the 60 ping.

fuck toxic: FOX IS KING!
Edited by Nicky at 00:30 CST, 6 November 2007 - 12732 Hits
waffles.fm (121 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 12:08 CST, 5 November 2007 - iMsg
so anyone got an invite?

meant to be the 'new oink' looks set to be as well, the gay thing though; it's meant to be for 'ex oinkers' yet getting on seems gay =[

midly raged having a 80 gb buffer @ oink to be gone :(

help, someone?!
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ouch? (19 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 02:36 CDT, 22 August 2007 - iMsg
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BOOGER AND FOOKI ARE KINGS (25 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 03:04 CDT, 18 July 2007 - iMsg
fjdlsjfklsd
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Accounting/Accountants (80 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 00:34 CDT, 12 June 2007 - iMsg
so uh yeah, might be doing something of this sort come September, although having never done business/economics/bookkeeping etc.

I have no idea why I am leaning towards this subject, truth be told, would be suited much better in ICT, or something to do with health but the former being very boring, the latter having too much stuff and they need applicants to be employed in the medical field.

um... anyone here an accountant or doing such a course? it looks as if I will be doing 'Business with Accounting' foundation degree, in which I end up with a basic accountants certificate which allows to be go to a professional body and go further

what's it like? I am not dumb by any means, although I wouldn't say I'm too solid at maths, but having downloaded some accounting books it would seem there is little more than basic mental arithmetic? advice anyone?
Edited by Zimmerman at 00:35 CDT, 12 June 2007 - 26043 Hits
Pets! (80 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 10:59 CDT, 9 June 2007 - iMsg
these are mine.. well they actually belong to my dad but they are in this house, so for e-peen sake, they're mine.

these pictures are mega huge for the site, so better off right clicking+open


This I love:


These three belong to my Sister, the Snapjaw is boring just buries in sand and well... stays there. The other two, can't remember the proper names, they rock.


This is a really werid thing, can't remember what it's called. There are actually two of them in the tank, very rapid moving things can't let them out because they are too difficult to catch. Got another two coming, I think.


and finally, the tanks they're in. My old man built both, except the fishtank the turtles are in. The big one holds the Water Dragon and Basilisk, smaller one them weird small things and I don't think I took one of the bog standard fish tank the turtles are in.

So uh yeah, that's it. anyone else got any fancy pets that aint the norm of dogs+cats ?
Edited by Zimmerman at 11:06 CDT, 9 June 2007 - 15267 Hits
:) (59 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 01:34 CDT, 4 June 2007 - iMsg
The Sopranos

well if you're not watching, (only one ep left for good) then you're a dump tard.

this weeks, ranks among the best episodes of all 6 seasons. any of you fookers agree?
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!!! (83 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 21:02 CDT, 27 May 2007 - iMsg
q3 > qw
q3 > q2
q3 > ut bullshit

q3 > that stupid warsow shit

vq3 > cpm

osp > cpma

discuss.
Edited by Nicky at 15:09 CST, 5 January 2008 - 16813 Hits
second best ever? (1 comment)
Posted by Aaron @ 03:15 CDT, 17 May 2007 - iMsg
game looks wank but this was fun: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY5qJHZCz2I don't give a shit if someone else posted it already
Edited by Nicky at 15:15 CST, 5 January 2008 - 1408 Hits
Bestest ever (36 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 03:53 CDT, 11 May 2007 - iMsg
now I never really liked Tomb Taider after the first two, which I so very much loved, and I enjoyed the most recent although it was easy and too short, but still a nice game.

today I come across this, which is new news to me:
Tomb Raider Anniversary. The game is a celebratory homage to ten years of raiding tombs and will be released across North America on June 5th, 2007.

Tomb Raider 1 revamped! rock on

Edited by Zimmerman at 04:22 CDT, 11 May 2007 - 7672 Hits
i hate (21 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 11:53 CDT, 3 April 2007 - iMsg
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Hail Virgin Media (150 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 17:24 CDT, 23 March 2007 - iMsg
Upgrading internet from 10mbit to 20mbit, starts in may.

rock on.
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admins (65 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 12:38 CDT, 18 March 2007 - iMsg
stop approving my images then deleting them, or try and enforce rules as apposed to personal choice
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Swedish Authorities (6 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 03:27 CST, 9 March 2007 - iMsg
track down the serial killer who created my portrait
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4spyte (67 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 00:25 CST, 28 January 2007 - iMsg
the bad version of punee that he is



I LVE MRV N PROOF N CHAMO1! @ way2
Edited by ZImmerman at 00:25 CST, 28 January 2007 - 18056 Hits
Stupid ahab (30 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 16:29 CST, 17 January 2007 - iMsg
(22:27:44) (@Booger-) wtf is blue peter?
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ok (4 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 04:37 CST, 29 October 2006 - iMsg
i love beggars banquet

since im sad and lack musical taste
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crazy children (22 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 00:37 CDT, 18 October 2006 - iMsg
This is funny.
Edited by ZImmerman at 00:38 CDT, 18 October 2006 - 3449 Hits
Horror Quiz (10 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 12:53 CDT, 12 October 2006 - iMsg
1. I don't care if this is old
2. zealot is an idiot
3. the hide tag for any answers you feel like posting
4. post your time and score be honest now
5. enjoy

I managed 45 in about 17 mins (i don't really watch horrors), the ones I can't get are:

the grim reaper in the fencing to the left
the woman carrying the two babies at the bottom of the stairs
the mountain
the woman with the bucket that says H20 at the bottom
the two men standing on the stairs

http://us.mms.com/us/dark/index.jsp

gogo
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have a bloody mary (36 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 13:05 CDT, 26 September 2006 - iMsg
So upon recently being re-released in a fancy tin case I rushed out n bought one of the best English films ever

always loved, and like for those that have seen it do any agree the ending is utterly awesome?
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drunk (44 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 20:59 CDT, 23 September 2006 - iMsg
mates 50th YUUUUUUP

MANERGES DAUGHTER OOOO HELL illme

!!!!

so like, dint mix so not sick!!!1 wheheh
Edited by ZImmerman at 20:59 CDT, 23 September 2006 - 10037 Hits
hmm new pc (76 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 11:29 CDT, 31 August 2006 - iMsg
yeah well i not mind one final top of the range (lol) pc to tie me over for the next few years and likely a laptop after that since I hardly play games as it is

so whats the cream of the crop at the mo? or when is next gen popping up?

ati/nvida/intel/amd/crt/tft/ etc. etc.

then the mobo/power supply/memory and a case that has decent cooling since my current one is like a nuclear core :(

gogogo
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A serious journal for once! (63 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 21:13 CDT, 15 July 2006 - iMsg
Last weekend 7th-9th there was a serious stabbing at the end of my street in an alleyway which is pitch black for the first 100 meters or so, then it's an open field with a park in the middle where a lot of idiots hang around.

My Old Lady rang to tell me that someone had been stabbed and that the area was all taped off, the usual bollocks. Instantly a name came to my head.

See this moron is known for assaulting people, being assaulted himself (he was stabbed short while back outside a pub in the main area of where I live) and basically is just a violent prick. Last night I actually find out (after forgetting about the whole thing) that yes it was him and there were four others, all of which I know in person and two of them I grew up in school with and used to hang around with all the time, also for a lengthy period upon leaving school.

What actually happened was, they were supposedly harassing some girl on the park, which is of no surprise to me concerning one of the group members. She rings her dad or something, he comes round with a knife, but the five of them decided to jump him, and one of them being a known nutcase (he set someones hands on fire when he was 15 or something) took the knife and repeatedly stabbed/slashed this bloke numerous times. Before all doing a runner.

It could of been worse, my sister actually had a short spell hanging around with some friends of these idiots (more twats I grew up / hung around with), even though I warned her not to. Luckily she stopped being around them after splitting up with someone. Now this is how thick they are:

One of the gang members actually gave it the big man and told my sister he was involved and who else was who in turn tells me and I check with some others and meh... it seems true.

I actually told myself they were a bunch of morons and I should stop hanging around with them (wooo anti social for a reason), thank God I did.

How times change!
Edited by ZImmerman at 21:28 CDT, 15 July 2006 - 8042 Hits
Dear Jaffy (4 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 22:24 CDT, 20 June 2006 - iMsg
I only just noticed..... just as well msn logs everything!
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yet again! (32 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 14:31 CDT, 10 June 2006 - iMsg
7000!

my user page doesn't look as good without the OMG LEET:

SITE ADMIN

status! vip is sexy tho

this post is dedicated to way2ez, ini and booger

who also enjoy spamming shit, and slagging off others!


ps: warsow sucks
Edited by Zimmerman at 16:21 CDT, 10 June 2006 - 5555 Hits
CPL Mouse Fix (1 comment)
Posted by Aaron @ 20:13 CDT, 1 May 2006 - iMsg
I actually forgot I had this here!
Edited by ZImmerman at 14:55 CST, 10 January 2007 - 2796 Hits
sivek -vs- ker1m (3 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 20:24 CDT, 22 April 2006 - iMsg

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: - (0 votes)
Gametype: Duel
Map: N/A
Mod: N/A
Viewpoint: MVD
How to play back Q3 demos


Another game from the CPM Masters Cup.

This time the game is between two fellow countrymen Poland sivek and Poland ker1m. The maps played (in order) were cpm3a, cpm1a and cpm22. The first two maps are the usual run of the mil games where each player dominates there choice, and then the third is where the magic happens in a nice close game.

Edited by Slasher at 03:37 GMT, 23rd Apr 2006 - 2956 Hits
rat -vs- oblivion (39 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 13:35 CDT, 18 April 2006 - iMsg


0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: 3.5 (1 vote)
Gametype: Duel
Map: N/A
Mod: N/A
Viewpoint: MVD
How to play back Q3 demos


Round one game between Finland rat and United States of America oblivion of the CPMA Masters Cup. The maps played were: cpm15, cpm3a and cpm1a.

Edited by Slasher at 03:37 GMT, 23rd Apr 2006 - 11767 Hits
a drafffft (No comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 00:42 CDT, 17 April 2006 - iMsg
Yes now only 8 days until i leave this awful rain-ridden country, and the panic is setting in. More or less, i've got everything ready to go away with, bar probably the correct mental state to endure such a trip. As you'll have already noticed i'm full of shit, but i genuinely feel like i've kicked back for the last 6 months, getting material things ready but not fully appreciating the cultures i'm about to embrace in asia. So after long deliberations with my Polish travelling friend Mr. Birch, we have decided to land into Hong Kong first rather than India. The reasoning behind such thinking was, that we hadn't understood the size of India ('its the size of bloody europe you fool', i was told numerous times), our passage into China through Nepal was blocked by crazy be-heading fundementalists (pussy - i know), and well where do you start on two drunken white boys traipsing through rural china. So Hong Kong seems the best place to land into. Really looking forward to getting to Hong Kong, from what i've read and been told, it looks to be right up my alley. A massive metropolis with a right mixture of eastern and western culture, with plenty of bars, women and most importantly fantastic gambling opportunities. Then again a friend by the name of Lewis, told Mr. Birch to keep me away from Macau as its full of ho's, scoundrels and gamblers. Even in their far flung ex-colonies, you can still rely on the good old portugese to enjoy themselves. From their the plan is to head into Vietnam, do a bit of fishing on a nice beach for few weeks, then onto the angkor empire trail in Cambodia. From their go and party 'till new year in Thailand, and then travel down to Singapore and live the high life for a couple of days, hopefully ready to go back to some sanity in New Zealand. Once in New Zealand, the plan is to chill with family who emigrated there a few years ago, maybe do some work to try and get some more cash ready for the onslaught of Latin America. Aah Latin America, the place to fulfil all my dreams. Its got everything, beaches, women, music, language, natural wonders, savage history, beautiful history, women. I can't fucking wait to land into Santiago. Chile just looks the most wonderful place, and i have no doubt that i won't be disappointed. Stick with my blog, obviously i have nothing to say at the moment, thinkin i might write one tomorrow with a list of things i'm bringing with me, more as a reference, but this blog can only get better as i drink myself around the world.
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Freddie Mercury (22 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 13:37 CST, 18 March 2006 - iMsg
Is alive and busting it out in Cuba with Tupac, I shit you not.

In other news, Tom Cruise was recently found dead in Los Angeles, CA. Gil Grissom has been on the case and already stated that the cause of death is water to the face area, source of the weapon has been tracked to the Counter Terrorist Unit; Jack Bauer. He has yet to be arrested as he is off saving the world.

50 cent has been shot in the face for the 34th time, the shooter is believed to be non other than iTG`TosspoT. The motive is not yet clear however it is believed that fiddy had failed to pay his respects to the gangland legend.

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#esreality (32 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 17:19 CST, 8 February 2006 - iMsg
Worth it just for dird!

( inim ) I choose the word dirdisamoron : meaning a person who shows a complete lack of intelligence
( inim ) \o/ <3

We do love him really :(

( [_]Dird ) <Zimmerman> collapsation does not register in word
( [_]Dird ) yes it does
( @Zimmerman ) look
( @Zimmerman ) i don't want to take a picture
( @Zimmerman ) to prove you wrong
( [_]Dird ) english uk
( @Zimmerman ) FOR YOU
( @Zimmerman ) https://www.esreality.com/files/placeimages/20...o@dird.JPG
( @Zimmerman ) !!!!
( +breeze ) ahahhaha
( inim ) haha Zimmerman
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Who is dota? (47 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 22:32 CST, 30 January 2006 - iMsg
04:20.12 ( +Khorney ) Morithacus
04:20.14 ( +Khorney ) nothing atm :D
04:20.20 ( +Khorney ) looking for dota replays
04:30.25 ( Morithacus ) Khorney who is dota?
04:30.28 ( +Zimmerman ) rofl
04:30.31 ( +Zimmerman ) oh god
04:30.32 ( +Zimmerman ) hahahah

Times are cool when Mori is around! (This guy wants to go pro!)
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steelpad and icepad demos for mat review (No comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 21:41 CST, 10 December 2005 - iMsg
Demos for the Icemat 2nd Edition Review. Rather these note appear on the ESR page.
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!!! (3 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 22:21 CST, 9 December 2005 - iMsg
[02:50:06] <Khorney> diggin the dylan
[02:50:08] <Khorney> \o/

go sir
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Birthdays :( (19 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 18:08 CST, 19 November 2005 - iMsg
Today is my mothers birthday. Yet again she has refused to let me buy anything worth of value. Last time I got her a jade pendant she wanted, she went up the wall about me spending money on her. What the hell :(

Second of all, she refused to let me send her on holiday next year. Anyone else would jump at the offer.

Life and its weirdness. Beyond Me.
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What's the story (37 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 00:01 CST, 8 November 2005 - iMsg
Can't believe it's almost 10 years old. Yet I remember it like yesterday, fuck was I even old enough to know what music was then? :(
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Flapjack (12 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 16:28 CDT, 9 October 2005 - iMsg
> sliced bread
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What's Money? (57 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 20:11 CDT, 2 October 2005 - iMsg
"What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do."
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I spend too much time on ESR (30 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 22:10 CDT, 18 September 2005 - iMsg
5000 posts OMFOGMOMF!!!111!11oneone!!eleven!!!1exlcamationmark11

I think about 12 have been useful, just like this one.

Hello to all anyway.

Sigh I cocked it up, 5001 :'((
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COOLLER > FOOKI (92 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 19:00 CDT, 29 July 2005 - iMsg
Following lukrek, I thought I would name my cat after the greatest quake 3 playever.



kthxby

lmao @ fooki & white sox
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Jeremy Clarkson (26 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 21:46 CDT, 25 July 2005 - iMsg
Getting on a touch but I advise you all to read one of his books, the following to be exact.

The World According to Clarkson

I love Jeremy Clarkson :((
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Least I got chicken (3 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 18:34 CDT, 9 July 2005 - iMsg
It feels like someone is cooking a chicken ontop of my head.

Never shave your head and go out in crazy heat when you aint used to it, don't wear caps and don't put sun cream on.

The result is insanely painfull. Even half a day atfter you have got the burns :(


My face looks like a fucking beetroot.

Lesson learnt.
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ESWC 2005 Q3 Short (52 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 03:05 CDT, 8 July 2005 - iMsg



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Rating: 8.1 (23 votes)
French movie maker Tomboss has already released a ESWC 2005 movie; more of a short than a full feature but well worth the download.

The content consists of group stage one games, featuring highlights and kills from:
Russia cooller
China jibo
United States of America czm
United States of America socrates
France St_Germain
United States of America cl0ck.
Running for a short 1:43 'ESWC poules' is rendered at a rate of 45 frames per second, with a resolution of 640x480 and compressed using xvid while boasting a clear, crisp and smooth image I can only hope he plans to release more.
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5 CPL WT Sweden Videos (23 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 22:21 CDT, 5 July 2005 - iMsg



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Rating: 8 (7 votes)
ESR regular jamerio took a bit of time to record some of the live TsN streams of the CPL's previous tour stop; Sweden.

There are three games in total, the first two featuring both winner and first runner-up competitors Netherlands Vo0 and United States of America fatal1ty along side a match up consisting of Canada gellehsak and Germany zyz.

And for good measure there are two interviews that have been recorded, one of which is with Vo0 after the finals and the other with fatal1ty, also of which I assume is after the finals.

You have to be registerd to download.

Source: www.fnatic.com

Edit: On the request of TSN these files have been removed from the fanatic site because of copyright reasons.
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Yeltsin22 (5 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 00:12 CDT, 30 June 2005 - iMsg
Discuss
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What the hell? Cheeky bastards. (36 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 16:05 CDT, 26 June 2005 - iMsg
So...

Few years back some daft lad thought it would be a good idea to end his life by chucking himself off of the school bridge infront of everyone during school break. He ended his life. (It was an A road).

Note this must of been 3/4 years ago. So now, I am going for 12 stone on wednesday. My MSN name is:

"4 days to go, if I do not succeed I chuck myself off of georgie bridge"

Georgie was slang for "George Spencer" the name of the school.

Fine for a few days, but then someone called tristan_rulez@hotmail.com (please spam at will) contacts me and then whines about how it is a shame the poor lad died and asked if I thought it was a tad disrespectful. It was an indirect gag so I didn't think I was being disrespectful of the deceased, but I changed the "georgie" to "********" then back to "school".

What a moaning fucker! Soon I will change it to something very nasty.

Mardy shits.
Edited by AZAFAKTOR at 21:08 GMT, 26th Jun 2005 - 9209 Hits
JESUS CHRIST (43 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 21:59 CDT, 24 June 2005 - iMsg
Line One is the time
That you, you first stayed over at mine
And we drank our first bottle of wine
And we cried

Line Two we're away
And we both, we both had nowhere to stay
Well the bus-shelter's always OK
When you're young

Now you're older and I look at your face
Every wrinkle is so easy to place
And I only write them down just in case
That you die

Let's take a look at these crows feet, just look
Sitting on the prettiest eyes
Sixty 25th of Decembers
Fifty-nine 4th of Julys
Not through the age or the failure, children
Not through the hate or despise
Take a good look at these crows feet
Sitting on the prettiest eyes

Line Three I forget
But I think, I think it was our first ever bet
And the horse we backed was short of a leg
Never mind

Line Four in a park
And the things, the things that people do in the dark
I could hear the faintest beat of your heart
Then we did

Now you're older and I look at your face
Every wrinkle is so easy to place
And I only write them down just in case
You should die

Lets take a look at these crows feet, just look
Sitting on the prettiest eyes
Sixty 25th of Decembers
Fifty-nine 4th of Julys
You can't have too many good times, children
You can't have too many lines
Take a good look at these crows feet
Sitting on the prettiest eyes

Well my eyes look like a map of the town
And my teeth are either yellow or they're brown
But you'll never hear the crack of a frown
When you are here
You'll never hear the crack
Of a frown
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Netlimiter (72 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 20:30 CDT, 16 June 2005 - iMsg
Khroney, wants to remove me from exsistance. He wants to inflict lots and lots of pain upon me and he believes I should suffer.

He is the type to report me to ops.

I use Netlimiter when using DC++

Discuss
Edited by AZAFAKTOR at 01:30 GMT, 17th Jun 2005 - 12106 Hits
Live 8 (8 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 10:57 CDT, 15 June 2005 - iMsg
This shit makes me laugh. No really it does. I have mentioned it a few times previously.

www.ebay.co.uk

Search for Live 8 tickets. There has been a major uproar about people selling the tickets for profit. For those of you that don't know the tickets were won via a text message competition.

People are being argumentative and crabby over the fact that others should not make profit off of the tickets and that it should go to charity.

Well guess what you whining inconsiderate fucks. You don't need a motive to give money to charity, paying for a Live 8 ticket is no different then going to a local charity foundation and donating some money. Oh what’s wrong? Getting nothing out of it? Yeah thought so; uncharitable bastards.

ps: I'm not a big charity giver anyway
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Cooller Toxic (36 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 09:30 CDT, 15 June 2005 - iMsg
Run Toxic Run

http://www.cyberfight.org/site/demos/19973/?P...3972cfb72a

Even more proof for the fanboy morons out there that toxic needs to learn to duel.
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Finally, about time! (13 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 23:39 CDT, 11 June 2005 - iMsg
Mad props to Tyson, wasn't really an amazing fight but rather entertaining.

McBride the moaning girl, a typical paddy. Hope he gets a reality check. About time Tyson said it's all for the money and that he hasn't got it him in anymore.

McBride? He wouldn't last two seconds vs. any other decent heavyweight in my opinion, most definitely not after tonight’s performance. £80,000? All he deserved.

Edited by AZAFAKTOR at 04:39 GMT, 12th Jun 2005 - 4070 Hits
Bruce Springsteen (42 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 20:13 CST, 13 March 2005 - iMsg
Any other Springsteen fans here? Just wondering... :)

Trying to decide my personal favourite but too hard, one of these though.

Streets of Philadelphia
Rosailita
Thunder Road
The River
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Ignoring ESR Users (31 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 09:29 CST, 8 March 2005 - iMsg
I never thought I would have to ignore an ESR user since most can be ignored by just skipping over what they wrote but that now seems tedious.

Many have agreed on IRC every that a good majority of threads are being overun by worthless arguments. Used to be able to skip over this crap but just can't do it at the moment. I don't mind people that argue with deceny and come up with valid points but even that's in question here.

Anyway, my question to you is: Even though the ignore feature is a part of this well established site, as common users should we even be put in a situation where we have to decide to ignore certain users?

Discuss!

ps: I haven't used it just yet!
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SO DAMN SAD (19 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 22:47 CST, 27 February 2005 - iMsg
SCORSESE WAS SHIT ON FUCK YOU OSCAR PEEPS

:'((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( :'((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((


ps: least he lost to a good good man
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One of the best songs ever! (21 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 18:20 CST, 13 February 2005 - iMsg
Well two songs actually, I am bored so I am posting shite yet again!


And!!111


And for good measure!


I could go on for hours listing tons of there awesome songs but you likely know them all. \o/
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Team America (31 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 13:01 CST, 6 February 2005 - iMsg
Is crap.....

I know it is pathetic and that where the humour is meant to come from, but it is just too pathetic. Don't get me wrong it has it's moments, but just like South Park, after 20mins it's the same, repetitive and boring.

Not Good!!

Discuss....
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The Bandwagon! (19 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 08:51 CST, 4 February 2005 - iMsg
I am going to jump on....

3000

LOLOLOLOLOLOZLZLLZLZOLZL|L|L
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Whine Whine (28 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 18:44 CST, 31 January 2005 - iMsg
Max of 30 Buddies allowed :(

I like to whore the features of this site and now I can now longer add buddies :'(

Edit: I just seen a fox in the garden !!!11
Edited by Aza^ at 00:46 GMT, 1st Feb 2005 - 7469 Hits
The Aza Quiz (20 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 23:54 CST, 27 January 2005 - iMsg
First person to guess Yeltsin's favourite IRC words gets 5 pluses!
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Blood Lots of Blood........ (15 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 17:22 CST, 26 January 2005 - iMsg
Today I shaved off my mop hair, though I used shitty cheap razors and was rushing so I more or less sliced the left side of my head and behind my ear to bits :(

Took a nice knee to the top of my nose, lots of blood there but used to that crap.

Then I fell on a nail which just skimmed me and ripped a chunk of skin out of my leg, instead of implaling me. Lot's of blood!

Then I managed to bite my one of my nails until it started bleeding, some more blood!

No blood involeved here, but I was about to start brushing my teeth and coughed, the toothpaste shot to the back of my throat and started to burn like fuck. Couldn't breath and it still hurts :(

And to top all this shit off my groin muscle still hurts like fuck. I wish I was flexible again :(


What a mother fuckin day.
Edited by Aza^ at 16:33 GMT, 27th Jan 2005 - 3460 Hits
Electronic Sports World Cup 2005 (3 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 17:23 CST, 20 January 2005 - iMsg
View Coverage: ESWC 2005
Organiser: Ligarena
Website: www.esworldcup.com
Location: France,
Duration: 6 Jul 2005 to 10 Jul 2005

The ESWC Organizing Committee confirms today that the Electronic Sports World Cup Grand Final will be organized from Wednesday 6th July to Sunday 10th July 2005, in the most prestigious venue of France, in Paris: “The Carrousel of the Louvre” – with the support of Nvidia as Main and Worldwide Partner. The ESWC Grand Final, designed as a traditional sport event and produced as a show for television, will gather together 800 champions selected trough a world tour involving 50 countries from February to June 2005.

During five days of competitions, concerts and parties, competitors will battle for more than $300.000 of prizes. 60 major matches will be played on 3 stages – including a main hall with 2000 seats for spectators. A dedicated television program, international media agreements and a daily broadcast of the event by satellite and broadband will be part of the set-up to elevate ESports to the status of the most exciting sporting adventure of the XXIth century.

Ligarena, ESWC Organizing Committee : http://www.ligarena.com
Nvidia, Main and Worldwide Sponsor : http://www.nvidia.com
Edited by Sujoy at 17:49 GMT, 4th Feb 2006 - 18893 Hits
Thank The Lord (39 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 17:07 CST, 18 January 2005 - iMsg
Couldn't resist, had to post something :(

First Site Admin to ban Morithacus I send you lots of porn!
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In Game Painkiller Duel (182 comments)
Posted by Aaron @ 12:33 CDT, 9 May 2004 - iMsg

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Rating: 5.3 (45 votes)
There is a fair bit of speculation regarding PK and its play. A friend of mine (Xhep) decided to record one of his practice duels.

The idea was just to show the "haters" what the game actually plays like online. I am myself a slight PK flamer but watching this little movie does show the potential aspects.

The video is low quality, and is just a 10min duel but with in game sound. Don't expect an Annihilation video, far from.

Don't flame me for this, I am posting this because I was asked to, this is not my video I have nothing to do with the creating of it, I am just pimping it. no h8!!
Edited by Aza^ at 17:36 GMT, 9th May 2004 - 109279 Hits
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