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Today I shaved off my mop hair, though I used shitty cheap razors and was rushing so I more or less sliced the left side of my head and behind my ear to bits :(
Took a nice knee to the top of my nose, lots of blood there but used to that crap.
Then I fell on a nail which just skimmed me and ripped a chunk of skin out of my leg, instead of implaling me. Lot's of blood!
Then I managed to bite my one of my nails until it started bleeding, some more blood!
No blood involeved here, but I was about to start brushing my teeth and coughed, the toothpaste shot to the back of my throat and started to burn like fuck. Couldn't breath and it still hurts :(
And to top all this shit off my groin muscle still hurts like fuck. I wish I was flexible again :(
What a mother fuckin day.
Took a nice knee to the top of my nose, lots of blood there but used to that crap.
Then I fell on a nail which just skimmed me and ripped a chunk of skin out of my leg, instead of implaling me. Lot's of blood!
Then I managed to bite my one of my nails until it started bleeding, some more blood!
No blood involeved here, but I was about to start brushing my teeth and coughed, the toothpaste shot to the back of my throat and started to burn like fuck. Couldn't breath and it still hurts :(
And to top all this shit off my groin muscle still hurts like fuck. I wish I was flexible again :(
What a mother fuckin day.
Edited by Aza^ at 16:33 GMT, 27th Jan 2005 - 3809 Hits
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