Is alive and busting it out in Cuba with Tupac, I shit you not.

In other news, Tom Cruise was recently found dead in Los Angeles, CA. Gil Grissom has been on the case and already stated that the cause of death is water to the face area, source of the weapon has been tracked to the Counter Terrorist Unit; Jack Bauer. He has yet to be arrested as he is off saving the world.

50 cent has been shot in the face for the 34th time, the shooter is believed to be non other than iTG`TosspoT. The motive is not yet clear however it is believed that fiddy had failed to pay his respects to the gangland legend.