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American nutters again (23 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 05:24 CST, 2 January 2010 - iMsg
even all the celebs are fucking idiots...and im not talking about tom cruise now. im guessing rapha would say something similar if av3k gave him the finger while on stage

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Good/bad TFT (10 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 07:36 CST, 23 December 2009 - iMsg
TFTs...what do you look for thats meant to mean theyre good for gaming?
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Last Christmas -- get in the spirit (69 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 14:36 CST, 1 December 2009 - iMsg
So December has come and the countdown to Christmas has begun. To get in the festive spirit I have an awesome drama I recommend watching; Last Christmas.


The first episode is shit but after that it's awesome...I recommended it to my friend & it became his favourite show too....it is so feelgood that it would even make daryl feel momentarily happy. Sound track is epic throughout getting you in the festive spirit. Best of all it can be downloaded on IRC at your maximum download speed if it's quiet (I get 2.4mb/s regularly).

If none of this has convinced you then you should know that this is an AGP sanctioned drama, enjoy.

Steps to download
1. Go here
2. Type /msg [SARS]Phylene xdcc send #178
you may have to allow the files on dcc
3. Repeat 2. until you reach #188 (included)


edit: ok speed torrent

or theres a torrent but its probably slower

Alternatively you can get the torrent here. At least watch 2 episodes before deciding whether to continue or not as the first episode is shit but needed for introduction.
Edited by Dird at 18:03 CST, 11 December 2011 - 20752 Hits
Should we let Streetrunner post news? (34 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 07:47 CST, 24 November 2009 - iMsg
Yes: 42% (50)

No: 32% (38)

Why not?: 26% (31)

As the ESRGPA (ESReality Gaming Professionals Assocation) we have decided to give our members the chance to decide our rules, laws and legislation. Should Streetrunner be allowed to post AGP "news" on this site at the rate of a sad person on Twitter?

Vote now!
Edited by Nukm at 11:13 CST, 24 November 2009 - 29192 Hits
JEDWARD FEVER - X-Factor (49 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 14:42 CST, 6 November 2009 - iMsg
Do you guys have Jedward fever? I think they're fucking awesome. If you don't know what Jedward fever is then just watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr-p-3CC3AU -- their best performance imo

I hope they win just for that performance alone. Many X-Factor fans here? Who you want? Joe & the blonde guy need to fucking die they're so terrible. Some of my favourite performances:

Lucie Jones - How Will I Know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysLueHqYH74
Awesome song, she looks hot in it and I love the little quick walk at 1:19.

Stacey Solomon - What A Wonderful World: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz0GOlLoeBQ
Can't decide if I like her accent or not but awesome singing voice.

Danyl Johnson - With a little help from my friends: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzj9z8QDTfU
An OTT twat grinning all the time but strong voice.

Jamie Archer - Sex is on fire: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvBHzaZZO5o
I love this performance so much but the rest of his ones have been shit :/

Nicole Lawrence - You're Gonna Love Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qutG0-TsHKs
Amazing voice. Can't believe she didn't make the fucking finals...utter joke. Love this performance; hardcore emo ;o cried before due to the story too :s

Miss Frank - That's Life: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYmbQoPIOhw
Girl band put together by 3 individuals who just missed out on the individuals category. Graziella $$ other 2 aint that good :/ Should have lasted way longer than they did (proper random voting week ruined it)

John & Edward - As Long As You Love Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWwW_DYmxEw
Their audition. LOL @ "where do you see yourself in 15 years" xD

Update: jedward brought the goods again last night http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTkyWeoSEM8
Edited by Dird at 05:26 CST, 8 November 2009 - 13124 Hits
Interviews: UT Aerowalk > Quake Aerowalk (129 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 04:04 CDT, 24 October 2009 - iMsg
Over at ClanBase ClanBase a few UT2004 1v1 players have been interviewed in regards to the current UT2004 DM OpenCup Fall 2009 cup. Here's a snippet:
United Kingdom Dird: You don't think Aerowalk is a ridiculously terrible map in UT2004 compared to the Quake versions?
Croatia Joky: In my opinion, i don't think so. Cause we all know that UT2004 is fast game, on some maps VERY FAST, looking on scores between 2 player on few maps could be more faster. Aerowalk is map where you can show some of your skills if you ask me, cause there you don't have so much time to think, you can be killed from anywhere because of those portals which are making map so fast and because map is small! But in quake? That map is other story...

To read the full interview checkout the appropriate page:
Croatia Joky
Russia cart!m
Germany RazerS (1 of the favourites in division 1 -- dropped after a GUID mixup in week 1)
Edited by Nicky at 12:28 CDT, 24 October 2009 - 25881 Hits
Headset/mic advice (57 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 06:52 CDT, 2 October 2009 - iMsg
So I'm getting a new mouse (my old mouse) off Amazon but it's not enough to get free delivery so my plan is to get a new headset/mic combo as my headphones are broken. Any of you got any of the following? Recommend them?

Microsoft LifeChat LX-3000 Headset
A4tech HS-7
Trust Headset HS-2800
High Comfort Headset with Microphone and Volume Control
Ex-Pro Comfort Silver/Black Headset Headphones. Ideal for Gaming, Skype, VOIP, AOL, MSN etc
HS-04SU USB Headset Noise-Canceling
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ESL nazi jews (9 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 14:16 CDT, 25 September 2009 - iMsg
Who the fuck does that?

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Mayweather - Marquez (88 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 07:59 CDT, 17 September 2009 - iMsg
Who's winning? 2ez4mayweather
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Yuka doesn't cheat (47 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 13:23 CDT, 14 September 2009 - iMsg
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Are you fucking excited? (128 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 15:15 CDT, 13 September 2009 - iMsg
New Gossip Girl starts tomorrow!!!!

Also this month:
Heroes season 4
The vampire diaries

what else?

Edit: TUF 10!!
Edited by Dird at 15:14 CDT, 16 September 2009 - 22549 Hits
Olivia? (30 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 12:04 CDT, 9 September 2009 - iMsg
Apparently Olivia is the most popular baby name for girls in the UK...WTF?!
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090909/tuk-jack-...dbed5.html

How many Olivia's do you guys know?

Am sure jamerio loves the fact mohammed = #2 boys xD

Edit: most the girl names are fucking stupid & wtf @ celebrity idiots choosing alfie
Edited by Dird at 12:08 CDT, 9 September 2009 - 4396 Hits
X Factor 2009 (33 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 13:01 CDT, 30 August 2009 - iMsg
X Factor! If you aint british then have a look ;D

saddest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w-ocLJuHRA
hottest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeWYFwwiemE (yes pls @ left)
funniest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F20OPK61vXA (gotta love the local accent)
baddest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQBMzQlH3sA (and funny given the initial reasons)
Edited by Paladia at 08:22 CDT, 31 August 2009 - 4262 Hits
WCG 2009 Grand Finals (35 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 11:39 CDT, 28 August 2009 - iMsg
Scheduled: 05:00 CST, 11 November 2009 to 04:30 CST, 15 November 2009
Schedule: Passed

This year's WCG World Cyber Games grand finals take place November 11-15 in China Chengdu, China; an area rumoured to have the most beautiful women in all of China China.

Tournaments taking in place in the finals are:
PC Games
wc3 Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne
StarCraft Starcraft
cs Counterstrike
fifa Fifa 2009
Carom3D Carom3D
RedStone Red Stone
tmn TrackMania

XBOX 360 Games
Guitar Hero 2 Guitar Hero
VF5 Virtua Fighter 5

Mobile Games
A2 Asphalt 4
A2 Wise Star 2

Promotion Games
A2 Dungeon & Fighter
Stream main stage: wcg.com (Alt. Host)
Stream second stage: neotv.cn
Stream ACL games: aclgames.tv
Schedule: wcg.com
Edited by xou at 02:36 CST, 15 November 2009 - 18022 Hits
ESR* Recruiting - CB TDM (24 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 15:56 CDT, 27 August 2009 - iMsg
Looking for 1/2 players to play as Europe ESR* in TDM. Line up for the new season is as follows:
United Kingdom Dird
Sweden ndrj
Netherlands sparkie

We'll be in the bottom div, possibly hoping to make it out the group stage so people know the skill level. Leave a comment/IM me if interested~

No random 0 post users
Edited by Dird at 16:08 CDT, 27 August 2009 - 3913 Hits
nfinity to host 1v1 Tournament (90 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 12:42 CDT, 21 August 2009 - iMsg
Scheduled: 12:00 CDT, 21 August 2009 to 15:00 CDT, 22 August 2009
Schedule: Passed

Update 2
This event has now ended. Congratulations to Sweden Fazz who won the $100 after a final against Czech Republic Krysa.
Full Results

The organisers, nfinity would also like to say thanks to QLTV for streaming and all players who participated!

Update
Stream: http://www.quake-live.tv/live-eu.php
Stream 2: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/czech-quake
Brackets: http://fragfest.tourney.cc/brackets/?display_type=full


Today it has been announced that nfinity eSports, in assocation with Evo-G, will be hosting a QuakeLive QuakeLive 1v1 tournament with a first place prize of $100. Signups are already open with notable players such as Sweden Spartie and United Kingdom Garpy among the list of competitors.

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Quakecon 09 CTF Finals: EG vs eMg (2 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 14:49 CDT, 15 August 2009 - iMsg
Winner:EG, Odds: 81% (1.2:1)
Bets placed: E$60654, betting open: 14:48 CDT 15 Aug 2009 to 18:05 CDT 15 Aug 2009

Loser:eMg, Odds: 18% (5.5:1)
Bets placed: E$10170, betting open: 14:48 CDT 15 Aug 2009 to 18:05 CDT 15 Aug 2009

The culmination of this years Quakecon Capture The Flag tournament sees an all-American showdown between the top two teams in North America.

United States of America Evil Genuises made their way to the finals by defeating Europe fnatic and Europe basedef. United States of America eMg/Who Run It on the other hand saw off United States of America Loaded, United States of America Shitz N GiggLeZ and United States of America Heatley's Addiction.
Edited by Dird at 14:50 CDT, 15 August 2009 - 2916 Hits
Quakecon Interviews: RazerJ (137 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 04:15 CDT, 15 August 2009 - iMsg
In the build up to the upcoming QuakeLive QuakeLive tournaments at Quakecon I have interviewed a series of players to gain their thoughts on the current state of the game as well as the Gaylord showdown. The interviews are as follows:

Sweden Therese "g0d-trito" Andersson.
Sweden Pelle "xlo^fazz" Söderman
United States of America Chance "EG|Chance" Lacina
France Pierre-Emeric"fnatic\l1nkje" Portier
China Fan "RazerJ" Zhibo
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mario rip off (5 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 14:59 CDT, 10 August 2009 - iMsg
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Scrubs (24 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 14:30 CDT, 9 August 2009 - iMsg
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American youths (16 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 16:22 CDT, 30 July 2009 - iMsg
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Footie talk (24 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 16:47 CDT, 22 July 2009 - iMsg
City top 4 next season? Will Terry go?
When will Notts County reach the premier league?
Will Alonso go to Real?
Will Zhejiang beat Manu in their friendly?
e t c
Discuss.
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. (115 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 15:57 CDT, 21 July 2009 - iMsg
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Spart1e -vs- madix (29 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 13:27 CDT, 19 July 2009 - iMsg


0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: 8.8 (3 votes)
Gametype: Duel
Map: Various Maps
Mod: N/A
Viewpoint: Spart1e
How to play back QL demos


Semi-final match up in the Turnierbaum Big Foot tournament.
Maps: qztourney4, ztntourney1 & qztourney7


Source: fragster.de Fragster.de
Edited by xou at 08:12 CDT, 21 July 2009 - 6431 Hits
QuakeLive update - July 14 (262 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 00:32 CDT, 11 July 2009 - iMsg
Marty "marty" Stratton of id Software has announced that a large update to QuakeLive will take place on Tuesday 14th. It will be down for 3-4 hours from early evening European time (late morning US time). Once down for maintenance, progress updates can be found on their Twitter page.

Following this update, any further modifications will be scheduled to be carried out on Tuesdays to create a sense of routine (excluding emergency updates).

Source: Quake Live forum
Edited by Badb0y at 09:28 CDT, 11 July 2009 - 65046 Hits
Countdown to China (36 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 06:09 CDT, 20 June 2009 - iMsg
On Thursday I'll begin my epic 16 hour (wtf???) flight to China! Two weeks holiday baby \o/ Worried I'll die on the way over as the longest I've traveled is 5 hours which was pretty painful.

I'm hoping I can watch a football match while there then finish things off by freeing Tibet.

Anyone else been there? Enjoyed? =o

Shits cheap with the hotel (14 nights) & transport (I'll catch 2 internal flights & take a 5 hour train) costing just £320. I'll take £700 total and then get more from the bank if needed. Cities visiting:
Beijing - just because
Guilin - main reason being the Lijiang River
Qingdao - kicking ass with them in FM2009 (Y)
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rape (45 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 16:00 CDT, 18 June 2009 - iMsg
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Britains Got Talent (34 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 11:00 CDT, 18 May 2009 - iMsg
Edited by Dird at 05:56 CDT, 20 May 2009 - 6087 Hits
OMG hot (7 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 16:21 CDT, 10 May 2009 - iMsg
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Cooller Shaolin School (20 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 06:01 CDT, 25 April 2009 - iMsg
is made of epic win
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Another epic game + weird jap (7 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 18:19 CDT, 13 April 2009 - iMsg
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Best game ever? (15 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 16:19 CDT, 9 April 2009 - iMsg
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Moving to Warwickshire! (57 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 15:26 CDT, 9 April 2009 - iMsg
I got a 12 month placement at TNT as a DBA so I'll move there in June!!
Anyone live there?
Any good places to go besides the castle?
Is the internet good?!?!?!
Edited by Dird at 15:26 CDT, 9 April 2009 - 10230 Hits
celebs & politics (44 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 06:24 CDT, 23 March 2009 - iMsg
give me the name of celebs who have got/failed to get into the government

there's arnie...
i think a boxer tried & failed (?)
wasn't there some german/finn too

list list
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Jade Goody dies (22 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 04:38 CDT, 22 March 2009 - iMsg
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nazis + spyte (5 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 05:50 CDT, 20 March 2009 - iMsg
link

go watch. tell me if it's good
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djwheat.tv (7 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 05:01 CST, 27 February 2009 - iMsg
Audio clips play but videos dont.
why?
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Going to China (51 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 15:07 CST, 17 February 2009 - iMsg
Ni hao (Y)

taster to get people in the mood~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RRg7lcu3Z4
Edited by Dird at 16:43 CST, 17 February 2009 - 9144 Hits
Requiem for a Dream (127 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 17:58 CST, 21 December 2008 - iMsg
movies similar? movies i might like if i like it? thanks
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The ESR Dance (10 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 14:39 CST, 12 December 2008 - iMsg
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Awesome video! (26 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 02:50 CST, 11 December 2008 - iMsg
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wpcDPr6b5o4

dancing @ 2:48-2:53 then the arm movement (!!!!) at 2:55. epic!
Edited by Dird at 03:49 CST, 2 February 2009 - 5576 Hits
How do you make a cup of tea? (136 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 01:51 CST, 11 November 2008 - iMsg
So I had some dodgy talk about primary/alternative paths & they gave some dodgy primary path...surely the best path is:

1. water in kettle + boil
2. get cup
3. put teabag + sugar +spoon in cup
4. pour water
5. stir + squeeze teabag with spoon (WTF at this "wait 2 minutes" crap)
6. insert milk
7. If too white then squeeze some more
8. Remove teabag + spoon then go drink

Try it. Will make your tea taste way better fo sho
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Game ad loool - hot! (1 comment)
Posted by Dird @ 16:32 CST, 3 November 2008 - iMsg
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=A6vYd9CxH7s

something erotic about a japanese woman sticking her finger in a little box, hai? especially with the sounds of enjoyment
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GO HAMILTON! (80 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 11:10 CST, 2 November 2008 - iMsg
see: Heading
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come back brandon (5 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 03:23 CDT, 30 October 2008 - iMsg
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The most incredible! (14 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 15:50 CDT, 5 October 2008 - iMsg
Edited by Nicky at 03:00 CDT, 16 October 2008 - 3124 Hits
Rick Roll the MTV Europe awards (4 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 05:04 CDT, 2 October 2008 - iMsg
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ClanBase Fall Cups - sign up now! (88 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 04:45 CDT, 1 September 2008 - iMsg
With one week left to go until signups close, you still have time to enter the ClanBase Cup(s) of your choice for the Fall 2008 season. A number of FPS games have been given OpenCup competitions in various gametypes. Unreal Tournament 3 even has a EuroCup for TDM! Good news for all 17 players...

EuroCup
ut3 Unreal Tournament 3 4v4 TDM

OpenCups

To see the rest of the cups available, read the ClanBase news item.
Edited by Badb0y at 08:06 CDT, 2 September 2008 - 25224 Hits
No Av3k at ESWC Finals (354 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 17:04 CDT, 21 August 2008 - iMsg
Multi-gaming clan Serious Gaming have announced that one of their players and the defending ESWC champion Poland Av3k will not be attending the Grand Finals in United States of America San Jose due to visa problems.

Here is an exert from their news post:
Today became clear defending world champion Poland Maciej 'Av3k' Krzykowski will not be able to attend ESWC 2008. After several attempts to get a visa to the United States and be able to participate in ESWC 2008, his final desperate try failed today.

The full news post can be read on their website.

Netherlands basZ, Manager at Serious Gaming had this to say:
Its difficult for me to judge the situation from here. Av3k had to renew his visa, and thought it would not cause any problems. Unfortunately things went different then hoped and expected. This is a blow for the ESWC tournament, it loses a great competitor full of ambition to defend his title.
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ESWC 2008 Interviews *Update* Cypher (282 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 15:12 CDT, 20 August 2008 - iMsg
In the build up to the ESWC Finals in United States of America San Jose a number of the participants have agreed to answer a number of questions for us. See the additional pages for the individual interviews...

Thanks go out to those who have agreed to do the interviews.

United States of America dkt
United States of America EG|Chance
Canada EG|griffin
Belgium LLL*impulse
Sweden LLL*fox
United Kingdom 4K^ddk
Slovenia xgo
Germany toxter
France strenx
China RazerJ
France link1n
Poland srs|av3k
Poland matr0x
Netherlands Vo0
Belarus srs|Cypher - better late than never?
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Edited by Dird at 13:26 CDT, 29 August 2008 - 178358 Hits
ESWC 2008 Interviews + drop outs (10 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 20:31 CDT, 13 August 2008 - iMsg
In the build up to the ESWC Finals in United States of America San Jose a number of the participants have agreed to answer a number of questions for us. The interviews are listed below and more will come over the following days...

United States of America dkt
United States of America EG|Chance
Canada EG|griffin
Belgium LLL*impulse
Sweden LLL*fox
United Kingdom 4K^ddk
Slovenia xgo
Germany toxter



Thanks go out to those who have agreed to do interviews.
Edited by Dird at 10:17 CDT, 14 August 2008 - 9467 Hits
Spain = Racist? Discuss (109 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 11:43 CDT, 13 August 2008 - iMsg


Photo of Spain's basketball team for the Olympics. Racist? Stupid? Bit of fun? The country seems pretty fucked to me...

- Football supporters doing monkey impressions whenever black footballers touch the ball in European cup games.
- Some F1 fans painting their faces black and having t-shirts with Hamilton references.
- National football coach sacked for racist remarks aimed at Henry.
Edited by Nicky at 00:42 CDT, 20 August 2008 - 18955 Hits
QCON Quake Live pre-final video footage (3 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 13:06 CDT, 12 August 2008 - iMsg
Poland Michal "Carmac" Blicharz of SK Gaming has released footage of a presentation taking place on stage before the Quake Live 1v1 finals at Quakecon.

The footage includes Netherlands Vo0 chatting up an unknown girl and another girl giving away a bra in exchange for a ticket for a prize draw. It also shows Belarus Cypher being told he has to wait until it's all done as well as how the MCs have no idea about the Quake Live tournament that took place or previous Quakecons.

It's worth a watch so make sure you check it out.

Carmac has also written up his thoughts on the event over at SK Gaming.
Exerpt:
"The finalists sat tired and hungry, and jetlagged in the case of Cypher, as this dragged on for three hours while Hollenshead and Stratton took their sweet time entertaining the public."
Edited by xou at 13:50 CDT, 12 August 2008 - 5876 Hits
QuakeLive Open Beta (84 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 16:57 CDT, 4 August 2008 - iMsg
Whens it gonna be? I wanna play it already. Someone invite me :(
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LOL @ CGS (4 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 20:35 CDT, 30 July 2008 - iMsg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7532594.stm

[quote=fags]The win marks the first time that the CGS trophy has been awarded to a British team.[/quote] -- out of a total of TWO WHOLE SEASONS!

Also: who the fuck is Mingzhi Deng...doesnt sound very british
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OI! Watch ... (44 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 20:20 CDT, 27 June 2008 - iMsg
...Zettai Kareshi. It's a new Japanese Drama & I love it! It even includes a fight between two robots/humanoids!


Those interested can go on irc.rizon.org (#sars-fansubs) and download the eps as it's much faster than torrents (1.4mb/s here). IRC episode reference numbers found here: http://www.sars-fansubs.com/index.php?cont=ircbots
or you can just type !zk1 - !zk10 in the channel i think (not sure if it works with the earlier eps)

Those not interested, FO!
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FIX THE SITE! (37 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 05:38 CDT, 2 June 2008 - iMsg
Why is it fucking up every couple of days? It worked perfectly then all dodgy results when trying to send messages? Why? Stop tampering with shit & messing up things that work(ed) fine as is.

says 382 users online right now, lowest ive ever seen it by far & part of that will be the annoyance from post results. Remove all ability besides Nicky, that includes Sujoy too; he can have VIP status though.
keke
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Snooker World Championships 2008 (40 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 08:52 CDT, 30 April 2008 - iMsg
Anyone been watching it? Swail-Wenbo final frame was $$$ shame i can't find it online. Two 147's too :O
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. (8 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 12:40 CDT, 29 April 2008 - iMsg
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.. (128 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 16:44 CDT, 20 April 2008 - iMsg
..
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The Dird Project - demos wanted (60 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 16:54 CDT, 14 April 2008 - iMsg
In the Summer I shall be embarking on an epic journey of creating a Q3 movie! But to do so I need demos. VQ3/CPM footage is fine.

1v1, TDM, CTF, NTF frags accepted from pracs/pickups/officials. Funny frags fine too.

I don't want any footage used in previous movies. If you think you got something decent then rar the demo along with a text file saying the type of clip it is (frag/cap? time it takes place?) to [email protected].

This shit's gonna be bigger than the iPod so make sure you're a part of it!
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Interview with 4k^Hypno (38 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 16:21 CDT, 17 March 2008 - iMsg
Following his recent victory in the Play.com duel tournament, Portugal 4K^Hypno agreed to spend some time answering my questions for the ESR community! The interview can be found on the next page.

Excerpt:
Before the grand finals you and kiLLu agreed to break up the prize money with £5,000 going to the runnerup...do you now regret this decision?

I don't, I played my match much more relaxed and I managed to play much better that way, kiLLu deserves to get money aswell, he was a really good player in this tournament.
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Jap TV show - true story - watch! (74 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 16:03 CST, 6 February 2008 - iMsg
For those of you liking/not minding media with subtitles then do I have a series for you! It's called 1 Litre of Tears and is based on a true story.

Synopsis: The story begins as Aya prepares for the new semester. Despite being happy, she suffers from slight physical problems, which only her mother seems to notice. However, one day, she falls unconsciously on the floor. After she is sent to the hospital, she is shortly diagnosed with the disease. Despite the fact that she is diagnosed with the terminal illness, she does not lose the will to survive. She still makes friends with others, including her first love, Yuji. She later develops an interest in Haruto. Although somewhat cold, Haruto was still kind to her. Meanwhile, her health continues to deteriorate. Knowing that she will not survive for long, she returns a gift to Haruto, who discovers the fact when he reads the love letter that Aya gave him. In the last episode, she dies peacefully, and her parents mourn her.

I like how they include the negative treatment of the ill rather than just sympathy & everyone being helpful (other parents want her kicked out of school because of the distraction & girls that help her move around start to become annoyed with doing the work).

The movie's based around the diary of a girl who suffered from the illness. For those interested in giving it a try then the whole series has been uploaded to stage6. You'll need tissues at the ready though because even the most heartless person would cry at least three times during the series! If you need more encouragement then the star is super cute!

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The Prince's message (18 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 10:35 CST, 31 December 2007 - iMsg
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My Happy New Year wish for you
Is for your best year yet,
A year where life is peaceful,
And what you want, you get.

A year in which you cherish
The past year’s memories,
And live your life each new day
Full of bright expectancies.

I wish for you a holiday
With happiness galore;
And when it’s done, I wish you
Happy New Year, and many more.
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What are your new years resolutions then? :o mine's to learn to play pachelbel's canon in d!
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Korean Drama ~ My Name Is Kim Sam Soon (13 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 05:11 CST, 30 November 2007 - iMsg
The story revolves around a 29 to 30 year old girl called Kim Sam Soon, single and overweight, who is the third daughter of a rice mill owner. After her breakup with her boyfriend, she managed to land herself in a big French restaurant working as a patiesseur for a rude and angsty 27-year-old man called Hyun Jin Heon. Both were in bad terms ever since they set eyes on each other. But one day, Sam Soon finds herself in need of 50 million won (Korean currency, approximately $50,000) to pay for her mother's house. She agrees to be Hyun Jin's girlfriend for that amount. During their pretend dating they slowly become more affectionate with each other.

The best Asian drama that I've seen. The series averaged 37.6% of the total viewers there, with more than half of all viewers tuning in to watch the finale. Won a load of awards at this big TV award ceremony over there (MBC Awards).

- Videos
- Episode 1-6 subtitles
- Episode 7-10 subtitles
- Episode 11-16 subtitles

Give the eps & subs the same name and you're read to go!
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s'all bout the money (34 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 05:42 CDT, 23 September 2007 - iMsg
s'all bout the dum dum da da da dum

guess now sujoy works for CGS no negative news can be posted about them ;[
did news posts about this & it got deleted ;[
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sif you didnt cry (75 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 19:52 CDT, 8 September 2007 - iMsg
while watching this

dead soul otherwise
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What would you do? (44 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 20:02 CDT, 31 August 2007 - iMsg
What would you do if you knew that you'd be dead in a week? That in seven days your life would end. Would you continue to do the activities you'd normally do or would you look to do the things you've always wanted to but never had the nerve to? Would you spend time with the ones you love trying to savor your last few moments or would you spend it trying hide from your pending death through the use of alcohol and drugs? Tell us what you'd do...

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BIG NEWS (78 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 07:11 CDT, 20 July 2007 - iMsg
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The truth about Snow White (8 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 16:39 CDT, 25 June 2007 - iMsg
Found this file on my pc & it had a poem i quite liked :D ending kills it

The truth about snow white and the seven dwarfs

Snow White was desperate for a fuck
She went to the woods to try her luck.

She'd almost given up looking,
When she saw some chimney smoke,
Then she stumbled on the cottage,
and went in for a poke.

Her clothes came off in seconds.
And she'd just removed her pants,
When seven dwarfs came marching in,
with a merry song and dance.

Snow White just stood there speechless,
and thought she was in heaven,
originally after one good shag,
But now she could have seven.

Straight away she took command,
"My fanny needs a lick!"
And when one dwarf moved forward,
She said "Oi-you'd better drop your pick"

So down he went onto all fours,
and said "I ain't licking that",
"Not there, that is my arse-hole,
You DOPEY little brat!"

The next dwarf started blushing,
"Do we have to do it here?"
Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL,
Unless you're a fucking queer"

So reluctantly he whipped it out,
To prove he was no fool.
And Snow White gave a big "Heigh-Ho".
As she rode upon his tool.

Now one dwarf wasn't smiling.
Cos he hadn't had a sniff,
and due to his impatience,
He couldn't raise a stiff.

"Relax, you GRUMPY bastard",
So he did as he was told,
And as soon as he was hard enough,
He shot his fucking load.

The next dwarf got a blow-job,
And she took him deep quite easy,
But she just avoided brain-damage,
When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.

With three dwarfs left she turned and said,
"You're next, I want your knob!"
But no sooner than he had entered her,
And he was sleeping on the job.

"Wake up you SLEEPY bastard"
She wanted more from him.
And he woke with such excitement,
that he filled her hairy quim.

The next dwarf rammed his up her,
and shagged her fanny raw,
a dazed Snow White them whimpered.
"That should be against the law."

He made poor Snow White tremble,
He was so big and thick.
"No wonder you're so HAPPY,
With that fucking great big prick"

With one dwarf still remaining,
But feeling rather sore,
She said "You'll have to use your tongue,
My twat can't take no more!"

And so he put his tongue to work,
Where others had placed their cocks,
And 'cos he made Snow White feel better,
She named the last dwarf DOC.

Now Snow White couldn't do much,
With all that cum inside her quim,
So she grabbed a cup, and squatted,
And filled it to the brim.

So there's the truth about the dwarfs,
and how they got their names,
by satisfying Miss Snow White,
and joining in her games.

There's one more thing you need to know,
And that's - What happened to that cup,
Well think of what you're drinking,
when you next buy 7-Up
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Unrealness - CTF Movie (7 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 17:07 CDT, 9 June 2007 - iMsg



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Rating: 6 (1 vote)
American NWCTF movie. its class! first UT CTF movie that is a keeper for me (jesus doesnt really count). Definitely worth a watch.

Resolution: 720 x 480
Duration: 13:49
Audio: Lame MP3 format
Video: 29.970fps, 837kbps data rate, xViD encoded.
Music (In Order) - Second Coming (Juelz Santana), Unreal (Soil), Remember the name (Fort Minor), What I've Done (Linkin Park)

News post with screenshots
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Political swing? (137 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 19:25 CDT, 30 May 2007 - iMsg
where do you fall on the political spectrum? :o
http://www.politicalcompass.org/questionnaire

Your political compass
Economic Left/Right: -5.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.67
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Give me a child... (27 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 06:26 CST, 10 February 2007 - iMsg
...until he is seven and i will give you the man.

Just got the complete (atm) up series \o/ for those of you who havent heard of it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Up_Series

It's pretty interesting watching them develop over several years but seeing the changes in a few hours e.g. watching neil's perspectives change from his school days to the point where he's hitchiking from place to place living off benefits.

First two weren't that good but it starts to get interesting when they're 21 and up.

I'm uploading them to google video:
7 up
14 up
21 up
28 up
35 up
42 up
49 up pt. 1

like it? :o
want me to up more? :o
does that posh kid have the most fucked up lips ever? :o
discuss.
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UT2004 movie - Out of Oxygen (4 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 15:29 CST, 22 December 2006 - iMsg



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Rating: 6.3 (3 votes)
Finland J1 and Finland ReNemesis of the clan Out of Oxygen have released a UT2004 frag movie consisting mainly of frags from 2v2 TDM matches with the occasional frag from a 4v4.

Creators: J1 and ReNemesis
Game: UT2004 Unreal Tournament 2004
Type: Highlight frags
Length: 6 minutes 2 seconds
Size: 241 megs
Codec: XviD
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where are all the noobs? (55 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 16:03 CST, 3 December 2006 - iMsg
in Q3. whos low skill? wheres a q3 1v1 chan? lolz
it hasnt yet but losing 40/50-0 each game might start to get boring
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Better singer? Who's gonna win? (36 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 11:29 CST, 27 November 2006 - iMsg
UK talent show called X-Factor (dunno if it's shown in your country). There's like 4/5 left but the others are crap. The finals is practically a cert between Ben & Leona.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goKl9wyynXM - Leona 1 (my fav out the 2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eGOwdLSUrM - Leona 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPda__SUFL8 - Ben 1 (my fav of the 2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcsRiI0qhUs - Ben 2

Leona HAS to win imo. Such a class voice. I've only liked Bens your song (ben 1) performace.
What you reckon?
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Are You an Internet Addict? (74 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 15:18 CST, 3 November 2006 - iMsg
Here's a list of common symptoms to watch out for:

1. Lying about how much time is spent online.
2. General decrease of physical activity and social life.
3. Neglecting obligations at home, work, or school to spend time online.
4. Spending too much money on computer equipment or Internet activities.
5. Feeling a constant desire to be online when they're away from the computer.
6. Going online to escape real world problems.
7. Disregarding the emotional or physical consequences of being in front of a computer all day.
8. Denial of the problem.

rest of the article here
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GNARLY TUNES (4 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 14:36 CST, 29 October 2006 - iMsg
Five for Fighting's "100 Years."
The Elms - Hey, Hey
Howie Day - Collide

Like any of them? :o
Favourite?
1st 2 songs are getting played shit loads atm
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2on2 MC - UK vs US (29 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 05:05 CDT, 25 October 2006 - iMsg
Thought i'd post this due to the UK vs US finals coming up soon and many of you may not of seen something like it before.

It's a $10,000 2v2 MC tournie. 6 teams of two from the USA and 6 teams of two from the UK (1 dropped out) battled it out over 1 day. Each team played each other twice and the top pair from each country will go head to head in Las Vegas soon for all or nothing (the way all tournies should be).

All the battles can be found here: http://www.jumpoff.tv/2on2wrc2006.php

The ones worth watching are battles that include:
US
thesaurus/illmaculate

UK
stig/respek ba
possessed/whashisface

The rest are pretty shit. The earlier the better (WK1 onwards) since they started losing steam further through (battled for like 14 hours or something).

thesaurus/illmaculate won the US side.
possessed/whashisface won the UK.

Who do you think will win the finals? :o
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*Update* PUPPY NAMED! :D (121 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 12:18 CDT, 19 August 2006 - iMsg
well its actually my moms, she wants either a proper name of a cartoon character name. dogs a bitch, 6 weeks old. took some pics with my cam fone but its bad quality coz of where she was lying


*update* weird names i see xD
my ideas of lulu and kaylee got rejected (shouting lulu in a park? not cool)
my moms idea of chloe got turned down

the maybes are maggie and lizzie so far

cameras still shit http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/6026/dsc00057sg6.jpg
ill take sum better ones tomoz wen the suns out ;o

*update 2* my moms decided to call it Sadie, as in Sadie King from Emmerdale \o/
say hi to sadie :D http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/1240/dsc00093my1.jpg (good qual pic)
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hehe clip (32 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 08:23 CDT, 14 August 2006 - iMsg
funny tbh ;o
The stuff is thought of off the top of their heads, gotta be a crazy quick thinker to think of stuff like this there n then, especially coz theyre multi's. key thing to look out for is how they flip (make a comeback) particular stuff the other guy jus said.
wat u think?
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Question Time (18 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 06:38 CDT, 10 August 2006 - iMsg
>here<
For those of you who dont know about it (every1 outside of the UK unless its shown on bbc in europe etc) its where they get a panel of 5 ppl in government or other roles and then the public (audience) gets to ask them various questions. some good episodes if any1s interested :o

8th july on the question time archive includes george galloway (mentioned on the american censorship post) and the US election special includes michael moore. the debates get pretty heated sometimes but thats the good part \o/
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Yeltsin whine (27 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 07:28 CDT, 7 July 2006 - iMsg
im in the #esreality channel and post a link saying:
FUCK YOUU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_8C4YaUWPU&am...=t&f=b

then he bans me....wtf?
i pm him (being unsure why ive been banned) to see wat its about. he has some whine about abusive language eventhough it wasnt directed at anybody in particular and eventhough if ppl watch the link theyd see its a reference from the clip.

then he goes on to say other stuff (which i thought was funny xD)

why does he have ops? looking at the homepage i see no recent posts done by him. hes emo and on a power trip (not a good mix). he bans then sum1 else unbans so why does he have authority to ban wen other ppl with the authority dont agree with the ban and he continually does it.

• Now listening to: Emo song - I Must be Emo || 00:12/02:58 || Bitrate: 192 Kbps •
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MY PLAYLIST \o/ (132 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 16:43 CDT, 2 July 2006 - iMsg

big mix of genres etc i pwn. zimmerman gimme ur siss msn now
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pensioners nowadays (5 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 19:07 CDT, 6 April 2006 - iMsg
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s'what im talkin bout (89 comments)
Posted by Dird @ 13:54 CST, 27 January 2006 - iMsg
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