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A story, by Lord Rab.
Once upon a time there was a Lord Rab, also known as "ocean of wisdom, god of all things, holy ruler of the universe". I am that man. Anyway I'll skip the pleasantries and get right to the point. Yesterday at approximately 00:34 GMT-8 I was apporached by what I thought was a child in the mean streets of south central. I was attending E3 and had stayed on for a bit to see the transvestites on santa monica. Basically, it turned out to be a midget and a mexican one at that! That was about it, he asked me for some money but I lied and said I didn't have any when I had four thousand pesos in my front pocket:> Stupid fucking midget.
Once upon a time there was a Lord Rab, also known as "ocean of wisdom, god of all things, holy ruler of the universe". I am that man. Anyway I'll skip the pleasantries and get right to the point. Yesterday at approximately 00:34 GMT-8 I was apporached by what I thought was a child in the mean streets of south central. I was attending E3 and had stayed on for a bit to see the transvestites on santa monica. Basically, it turned out to be a midget and a mexican one at that! That was about it, he asked me for some money but I lied and said I didn't have any when I had four thousand pesos in my front pocket:> Stupid fucking midget.
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