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UNR-Lord Rab

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Do YOU know the muffin man?! (18 comments)

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Posted by UNR-Lord Rab @ 20:33 CDT, 30 April 2005 - iMsg

Well do ya!? It has occured to me I frankly do not! In light of this revelation I will take my shame and swallow it, down my throat and... ahem... No really though the muffin man! I do not know him and find it increasingly worrying that I may never find out exactly WHO IS the muffin man?

Your thoughts.

6852 Hits

<< Comment #1 @ 04:32 CDT, 1 May 2005 >>

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Rapp

The honey monster reincarnate.

<< Comment #2 @ 04:43 CDT, 1 May 2005 >>

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tom

im the muffin man, if you'd be so kind as to return my muffins to:

the muffin house,
muff road,
Bighairymuff,
YourMumsMuff,
MU7 7IY

<< Comment #3 @ 08:01 CDT, 1 May 2005 >>

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8bitlobster - Reply to #2

that's handy, you seem to live down my way

<< Comment #4 @ 15:02 CDT, 1 May 2005 >>

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UNR-Lord Rab - Reply to #3

I see what you did there... arf!

<< Comment #6 @ 16:18 CDT, 1 May 2005 >>

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tom - Reply to #4

na, he just wants a lift to a Local Area Network =/

<< Comment #5 @ 16:18 CDT, 1 May 2005 >>

By

Who lives down Drury Lane?

Never heard of him.

<< Comment #7 @ 19:26 CDT, 1 May 2005 >>

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JOhnjo

Recent sightings suggest he is of fairly large build, ginger hair and moustache, small ankles and cunningly disguised in chefs clothing. Often seen in the company of 'Nibbles' the cat.

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<< Comment #8 @ 19:36 CDT, 1 May 2005 >>

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endi - Reply to #7

men d� kommer han med mustaschen
och bugar och ber om en dans
ja d� kommer han med mustaschen
dom andra dom har ingen chans

<< Comment #9 @ 19:49 CDT, 1 May 2005 >>

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UNR-Lord Rab - Reply to #7

Jesus dude. I wish I had some reward for you or something... Round the back for a quickie? arf!

<< Comment #10 @ 20:10 CDT, 1 May 2005 >>

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JOhnjo - Reply to #9

Iv had worse offers in all fairness mate

<< Comment #12 @ 13:59 CDT, 2 May 2005 >>

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UNR-Lord Rab - Reply to #10

I can't think of anything quite worse. I mean, have you SEEN my profile pic! I'm dead ffs! Unless you want the title of Homosexual Necrophiliac welshman!

<< Comment #13 @ 14:42 CDT, 2 May 2005 >>

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JOhnjo - Reply to #12

Every hole's a goal.

Even the lifeless ones.

You should see me at the morgue, like a child in sweet shop.

<< Comment #14 @ 15:06 CDT, 2 May 2005 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #12

omg u called him a welshman!

<< Comment #15 @ 15:16 CDT, 2 May 2005 >>

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UNR-Lord Rab - Reply to #14

:) (at least I didn't say he was from the valleys) FUCKING VALLEY CUNTS> ONLY JOKING PLEASE DO NOT MOLOTOV COCKTAIL MA HOOSE!

Edited by UNR-Lord Rab at 20:18 GMT, 2nd May 2005

<< Comment #16 @ 19:52 CDT, 2 May 2005 >>

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JOhnjo - Reply to #15

Too late, Dai and Alwyn are on the way round now.

<< Comment #17 @ 22:05 CDT, 2 May 2005 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #16

rolf dudes got a hunch-back so welsh :X how did he get his trap like that without working out anyother muscle. impressive tbh.

<< Comment #11 @ 10:13 CDT, 2 May 2005 >>

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hemostick - Reply to #7

omg, glans cakes !

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