i wonder if the puking of fast food is a related symptom for this "unmarried male software professional". :p

sounds too good to be a troll

def a troll

get out of my mind, Sasha! get out!
it hurts!... =(

"The man, ready to abandon his porn-watching ways, was instead advised to take 400 milligrams of ibuprofen and 500 milligrams of acetaminophen 30 minutes in advance"
Let's hope he won't fall asleep now.

obviously if there werent news like this in the world you'd have to read things that really happened in the world, but its better if you dont think about those

ZOMG DUDE DID YOU SEE DAT VIDYA OF DAT DOGGY PLAYIN MINI GOLF OLOLOLO SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET FUNNEH RANDUM HEHEHE xoxoxoxoxo