It's only been four days since I've been back from uni and I've already exhausted the things to do back at home. My list of berating and aggravating people on the internet doesn't give me the adrenaline rush it once did, masturbation proves illogical because I can save up and deposit said sperm in my cum receptical excuse for a girlfriend and my guitars all need to go to the shop. My ibanez is all fuxxor3d and the battery for the EMG's is running out I think. My gibson's truss rod needs adjusting which always scares the shit out of me and my warlock is shit and old. plus i left my acoustic and classical at uni.

betzefer are coming to play aberdeen tho on the ninth so I am going to aberdeen to see 'em cause they are my favourite Israeli Metal n' roll band and I suggest you CHECK EM THE FUCK OUT. that reminds me, israeli elections today.. Hope they don't vote in Kim Jong Il again!