Anyone who says he doesn't probably lies X)

Obviously, everyone who read this journal.




Oh wait.

Don't feel bad.

Less, but still much.

this

this.

Roughly twice a week(:p), and my girlfriend knows

don't you hate it when you bosh one out and like an hour later your gf wants sex :D

why?

unless you're shit in bed and she doesn't enjoy sex she should enjoy the fact you'll likely last a heck of a lot longer.

fag.

not sure about your sexual preferences but takes me a good hour before i want to go at it again :D

Some people have inferior labidos Aaron!!

a 6 year relationship does that to you ;o)

:D

exactly. no fitness to work to the finish line

yes

lol so true, i do hate this but i try to act like asif i didnt jerk off at all (even tho she knows :D )

hmm of course, i guess less tho since i dont jerk off when im with her

create poll plz

oh hey that's not an bad idea, can't do it myself though can I, must request it from some admin?

http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1730335

pm your options

give us the story about you & the missus then.

did she walk in on you? vice versa? what?

no story, just discussing it. can send you of a video of me jacking it though if you'd like?

so why say "important wondering going on over here between me and the missus"?

i figured if i used the word important more people would answer.

thats not the point, the talk is the part about how your missus is apparently wondering

Mine did once - I managed to pull the covers up sharpish ..

Missus: 'Are you OK you're all flushed and sweaty'
Me: 'Erm yeah I'm fine' *cough*
Missus: Are you sure you're not ill ?
Me: Yeah yeah umm maybe I do need some sleep .. I'll be fine in a bit .. thanks
Missus: Awww .. well if you need anything let me know

I was going to say 'a couple of sheets of paper towel' but thought better of it ...

you do it while shes in the house with you? WTF

i'm 12 :))) what is this :)))

crying out u pee pee

depends of the girl i guess. mine wants to have sex all the time so i jack off maybe twice a month for the last year. at most. id rather punch myself in the face than jack off tbh, no need whatsoever.

also im old so that pretty much affects... =/

youre 24..

yeah. im old.

Fuck me, age doesn't matter, i jerk off in the shower in the morning, then twice during work, then twice after, and usually i do the gf after that. NP, i'm 27.

Remind me never to shake hands with you.

Huh? who said i use the hands? :D

Remind me not to accept any apple pie from you :"(

the sentence is perfectly fine except.. " twice during work" ..that disturbs me a little

his work must be... ehm... interesting?

its not the same if do your gf ~2 or 3 times a day, for a whole fucking year, and to all that you jack off. if someone can, i bow to that.

jacking off just to make it last longer 1 time in the evening from time to time is pretty normal.

but every single day =(

hell, ill become the one who starts lieing about headaches...

lol must be joking, otherwise that's pretty sad :)

of course lol :)

it might be depression as well

no way im euphoric

Sure, I'm really horny so instead of turning my girl crazy I just jerk off from time to time. Mostly it's if I go 2-3 day without an orgasm, then I'll start to get that tingling sensation in my dick, I can't stop thinking about sex, I automatically start to play around with my girls boobs and yea..drive her mad. If I didn't jerk off I would be on edge and unable to leave her alone. She knows I do it but doesn't mind, why would she. You can't always be in the mood for sex at the same time. She masturbates as well if for example I'm out of town, though not that often as me.

not unless shes away for some reason

i masturbate and im asexual (..by choice)

like...no choice for you?

now it's the time to ask dird how many times was he masturbating behind the wall (china trip of course)

proof here, incase you are having doubts, no that aint snow!

now this explains his weight

Sorry, Philip Roth in "Sabbath's Theater" had the last word on jerking off when in a relationship. (Protagonist cums on his deceased gf's grave moaning "I am her! I am Drenka!")

Also nice: The first sentence in Robert Menasse's novel "Don Juan de la Mancha".
'The beauty and wisdom of celibacy occured to me for the first time when Christa rubbed chile peppers between her hands, jerked me off afterwards and then asked that - to speak in her words - I fuck her in the arse.'