Jopp, he found them with captain Ahab in your basement. He had taken them during the night efter a hardy battle with the mysticists of Cuba. They had been fed with canned cheesecorn which was somehow in a state of equilibrium when faced with the digestive capabilities of the dogs. Regardless, DMX found his dogs and they decided to live in a cottage in Nangijala. DMX went on to date and marry Skorpan who spent the rest of his ten lives giving DMX's immensely large feet a footrub.

i heard DMX died after rapping for 49 hours stright about how the social structure of america is directly to blame for any dog loose he may have suffered or may suffer in the future. also it made his throat all sore :< then he died and quit his job :<

you got that from a cunninlynguists' song didnt you

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