my little pony i hold you responsible i lead a healthy lifestyle i eat five square meals a day you never locked us up in prison my little pony will always run free we aren't fucking nuclear but i'm no adam driving round in the metal box from shop to shop unless i'm going to rob them you and me we stand naked giggling it's nothing sexual you'll never be able to put enough clothes on us so don't even try we'll keep farting till we all die laughing we'll keep farting a long time because we just ate sauerkraut and beans and drank a quart of gin can't beat that smell not with de-o-do-rant i can smell the guilt in your eyes but if you wanna hold me responsible then i can take it like the woman i am i read a book and talked to ghosts they reminded me of our future we will burn this boring shithole down turn the earth and plant headplant gardens in the ruins one day we will all gather drunk in the kitchen a herd of my little ponies riding and good french fries frying we can all keep a secret rock on rebel warriors droopy butt begone