bot that registered today, please watch this as it is an accurate representation of life in sweden

dont worry, sweden takes care of you

There was a study a while ago, swedish girls are the easiest to pickup and are super slutty.

Also they are all fucking hot as shit.

If I could speak swedish and had a nice job over there, i'd fucking go. FOR REAL, i'd fucking go in a heartbeat.

Wish that were true, but it just isnt. :)

still need game to get some action, maybe you got none? I land bitches like pilots land planes, i got more game than toysRus

If I moved to sweden, and could speak it, i'd be fucking all day/afternoon/night.

Dont need game to pickup drunk women.
But go ahead and move here, be miserable half the year like the rest of the swedish community. :P

weather? dark?

"i got more game than toysRus"

This is gold

why?

So, if you don't have a clue about healthcare, living cost, jobs, internet, community, etc... what is it exactly that is your motivation for moving to sweden in the first place?

what is it exactly that is your motivation for moving to sweden in the first place?

The internet.

What he said.

Reconsider this, Sweden hasn't been the promised land for quite some time now, especially for foreigners.

not every foreigner is arab negro or polish, how about the rest?

Russia awaits you, my friend.

Poverty awaits you.
Also high crime rate.
Cold.

etc, why would you do that?

God bless Russia!

It is in these harsh conditions the strongest warriors like Cooller rise.
If you want to master quake, you need to master life.

Cosplay haircuts

sweden is the most retarded country in the whole world, just read about it a bit :-)

There's no poles so its the best place in the world.

... meeeh, ... to much shoes then.

We are everywhere. We are colonizing

It's quite alot like Russia, except less strict with laws etc. As for the people i'd say you'd probably prefer the russians, as Swedish people aswell have bad knowledge of the English languadge, but they are also less polite and quite asocial.
Russia is probably the cheaper/more reliable choice.

as Swedish people aswell have bad knowledge of the English languadge, but they are also less polite and quite asocial

And they're all black muslims too, right?

-healthcare - haircut!
-living cost - pizza, macaroni. cheap.
-jobs- gl with getting a job here:)
-internet - the internet is good.
-community, communitys and very social, depending on city's
Girls part. If u do have the money and is very social of urself ill say its what they say, its very ez to pickup girls.

everyone puts her fungus infested fanny in a lexus easily for example, but good luck with that message of the day thing

+Internet
+Blondes

Life doesnt get better than that! :D

+the nudebar..

can you speak swedish?
it is beyond me how one can consider to move to a country where he is not capable of speaking the language ...
sweden is like germany I guess ... people go there only for money ...
I guess the only countries attracting foreigners because of their culture are the english speaking countries, mostly the u.s. though, and maybe also France. U.S. managed to spread the english language in the whole wide world, and anyone barely academic can speak it, and with their nice hollywood films and pop music dominating the culture everyone thinks these are the countries to live in ...

no love for uk?

"U.S. managed to spread the english language in the whole wide world,"
Gosh, I assume we didn't get quite the same history lessons in school ;)

wouldnt move
only blond women there

less hair

why wouldnt you like that ?

edit: u weirdo

more (black) hairs are better
spicy women > blond blossom babes

Not sure if we're still talking about females.

You might consider your latent homophilia :D

Sweden is the perfect place for foreigners.
They treat foreigners better than their own people, and they restrict the Swedes from talking about the issues.
Go for it.

How is it there?

-healthcare: mediocre/bad
-living cost: mediocre
-jobs: unemployment 7,5 % and youth unemployment 22,6 %
-internet: good
-community: mediocre, would say asocial, but when you get a friend in Sweden you get one for life compared to other countries which have very social people. Drinks a lot.
-school: bad
-police: mediocre
-Fire department: good
-weather: rain in the winter and a mix of rain and sunshine in the summer. And of course that's when people are happy in Sweden and then when the winter comes, everyone becomes depressed.
-Politics: All of the parties are pretty much the same, the feminists have a lot of power.
-English: I like to think that swedes are fairly good at english at least youth (games,internet,movies etc)
-Girls: They're nice I guess.
-Racism: Only Swedes can be racist in Sweden, at least according to the law.
-Immigration: pretty high, mostly from middle east and Somalia.

etc.

Can also read the news here http://www.thelocal.se/

>Racism: Only Swedes can be racist in Sweden, at least according to the law.

da fuck? :o

I'd love to write some patriotic shit here that would make all the Swedes proud of our women and vikings. But I would lie if I did so.
I love our nature, people, culture, history and traditions, sure. But that's about it. Unfortunately, the country is getting worse every day because of our policies are so self-destructive in so many ways. Sad but true.

Care to elaborate on this one? I'm a bit curious :)

he can't without talking abt immigration I guess

Well. It's not about that. It's about economic priorities and decreases of various things like the military and health care.
Ofc immigration plays a part of it all but there is more to it.

How can you put the militarization on the table? Can you explain (I'm not eager to criticize you, so feel free for a sincere reply :) ?

I don't think that the military is necessary for Sweden as a country. We are not threatened in that way. But I think it's important for the individuals.
You learn to take care of yourself, take responsibilities and how to work in a group with a lot of different individuals. You take the step from a boy to a man. At least according to my own experience.

Even though school and shit is more important I think that conscription would be neat! :)

me too. :/