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G.I. Jonesy

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The New Princess (24 comments)

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Posted by G.I. Jonesy @ 05:23 CDT, 9 July 2011 - iMsg

So the new princess of England or whatever, met with a cancer patient. The princess looked lovely in her silk dress. The cancer patient looked like shit. She was dressed like a 3 year-old baby. The fact she is a 3 year-old baby is no excuse. It's no wonder she has cancer, she obviously deserves it for having such poor fashion sense.

What's this world coming to, when little baby cancer patients aren't dressed for camera? It's bad enough when a celebrity commits a fashion faux-pas, but shit, when a baby cancer patient does it... the apocalypse must be looming. Maybe if she spent more money on clothing and her appearance, rather than on cancer treatments, she'd be more popular.

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<< Comment #1 @ 06:14 CDT, 9 July 2011 >>

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Jamerio :

I guess you're just angry that she's getting treatment and attention for her condition while nobody even knows or cares that you exist and this is your way of saying "hey world, I exist and I need help too".

Its not going to come for you.

<< Comment #2 @ 12:41 CDT, 9 July 2011 >>

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tourist - Reply to #1

"hey world, I exist and I need help too" (c) jamerio

<< Comment #3 @ 15:43 CDT, 9 July 2011 >>

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Classic Jonesy. Welcome back, brosef.

<< Comment #4 @ 16:08 CDT, 9 July 2011 >>

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ggnore

This is pathetic even though it is a blatent troll attempt.

Please re-evaluate your life and way of thinking.

<< Comment #5 @ 20:51 CDT, 9 July 2011 >>

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Fudge912

hi

<< Comment #6 @ 22:06 CDT, 9 July 2011 >>

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Liam

Cannot believe jonesy can still piss people off, fucking idiots

<< Comment #7 @ 02:51 CDT, 10 July 2011 >>

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Xen_Crypt - Reply to #6

u mad??

<< Comment #9 @ 04:40 CDT, 10 July 2011 >>

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Liam - Reply to #7

fuck off nigger

<< Comment #10 @ 07:56 CDT, 10 July 2011 >>

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ggnore - Reply to #6

I know it's a troll attempt, doesn't make it any less offensive and disgusting does it?

<< Comment #11 @ 08:39 CDT, 10 July 2011 >>

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kg - Reply to #10

Wait, I get it. You're one of those people that gets offended.

:DD

<< Comment #12 @ 10:03 CDT, 10 July 2011 >>

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ZeritoN - Reply to #10

So what? You get offended. What's the worse that happens? Fuck all. It's not like you wake up with aids or something.

Personally I found it fucking hilarious.

<< Comment #13 @ 10:51 CDT, 10 July 2011 >>

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ggnore - Reply to #12

When did I say that "I" myself got offended? I said it's an offensive write up. Meh whatever joking about cancer is "fun?" have a nice life maybe one day you or someone will end up getting it and dieing from it then let's see who laughs about it then.

Edited by NicholAs at 10:51 CDT, 10 July 2011

<< Comment #15 @ 11:01 CDT, 10 July 2011 >>

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ZeritoN - Reply to #13

Well, I've had close relations die from cancer yes... but that doesn't make this thread any less funny to me. It's the complete audacity and irony that makes me laugh, not the actual content...

Lighten the fuck up

<< Comment #16 @ 11:06 CDT, 10 July 2011 >>

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kg - Reply to #13

If you didn't get offended, why point it out? Why aren't we allowed to joke about cancer, blacks and rape victims? Why should humour subscribe to any rules you try to make up?

<< Comment #17 @ 11:10 CDT, 10 July 2011 >>

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ggnore - Reply to #16

Why aren't we allowed to joke about cancer, blacks and rape victims

Says enough

<< Comment #18 @ 11:13 CDT, 10 July 2011 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #17

Funny how you put blacks in the same league as cancer and rape :)

<< Comment #19 @ 12:16 CDT, 10 July 2011 >>

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madbringer - Reply to #17

What brother KG was trying to say is "fuck off nigger".

<< Comment #20 @ 15:18 CDT, 10 July 2011 >>

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kg - Reply to #17

If it's so obvious you should be able to type it out in a single sentence.

<< Comment #14 @ 10:56 CDT, 10 July 2011 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #12

"Personally I found it fucking hilarious. "

That's probably becuause you're fucked in the head and still raging from that dumbo comparison someone posted of you last year.

the irony is, with that hairline of yours (cos its an old photo) and the anorexic frame you carry you'll probably end up looking like a HIV victim by the time you're 30.

But don't worry bro, if ever there was a place to look like a baldy, malnutritioned fag its brighton. You'll be the bell of the ball.

Edited by Jamerio at 10:57 CDT, 10 July 2011

<< Comment #24 @ 08:31 CDT, 27 July 2011 >>

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Six16 - Reply to #14

Glass houses..

<< Comment #8 @ 03:36 CDT, 10 July 2011 >>

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this is fucking awesome lol

<< Comment #21 @ 16:17 CDT, 26 July 2011 >>

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horf

Thought it was a thread about faerie ....
I'm thoroughly disappointed.

<< Comment #22 @ 16:56 CDT, 26 July 2011 >>

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'She was dressed like a 3 year-old baby. The fact she is a 3 year-old baby is no excuse.'

:D

<< Comment #23 @ 21:45 CDT, 26 July 2011 >>

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I think this is an appropriate place to say the following. Jonesy is fat. Jamerio is poor.

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