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halp (49 comments)

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Posted by loveless @ 12:11 CDT, 9 March 2009 - iMsg

i are in class
is bored!
halp plz

7528 Hits

<< Comment #1 @ 12:16 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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randomness666

quit school and start doing drugs. guaranteed no boringness.

<< Comment #2 @ 12:16 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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Raist

masturbate in class, that will always bring fun to the class.

<< Comment #6 @ 12:27 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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loveless - Reply to #2

kk, gonna try this
will post back with results

<< Comment #25 @ 14:29 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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LoCK - Reply to #6

"I'M SPRAYING CUM EVERYWHERE!"

16%

<< Comment #3 @ 12:18 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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MarzenGold

tune into some baseball or american football game

oh wait... that won't work

<< Comment #5 @ 12:19 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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tzz - Reply to #3

or cricket!

<< Comment #41 @ 15:09 CDT, 10 March 2009 >>

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erok - Reply to #3

Is football more interesting than american football to you?

<< Comment #43 @ 16:05 CDT, 10 March 2009 >>

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MarzenGold - Reply to #41

slightly, the flow of football is better, but neither draw my attention, especially club football, I prefer international leagues and friendlies, something american football and aussie rules lack.

Edited by MarzenGold at 16:09 CDT, 10 March 2009

<< Comment #4 @ 12:19 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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riske_of_h8

every time the teacher asks something, raise your hand and answer "mine's bigger".

<< Comment #7 @ 12:30 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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loveless - Reply to #4

if i follow Raist's advice, like i currently am
i'll have visible proof as well
=^D

<< Comment #8 @ 12:42 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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riske_of_h8 - Reply to #7

one can almost hear the great wall of china turning green with envy? :p

<< Comment #9 @ 12:57 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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loveless - Reply to #8

im colorblind
blue would be nice, if it were blue with envy

<< Comment #13 @ 13:11 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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butcher_kgp ' - Reply to #4

i like this idea :)))

<< Comment #10 @ 12:58 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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do this dance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7rXo1nLgp4&feature=related

<< Comment #11 @ 13:03 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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loveless - Reply to #10

im in a server adminning class
no sax on hand, unfortunately

<< Comment #26 @ 14:46 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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Lo - Reply to #11

do air sax

<< Comment #12 @ 13:08 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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loveless

note to self: bring nintendo ds to class more often, so i can hang out in #esreality and #warsow

<< Comment #14 @ 13:11 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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loveless

ok, my teacher is discussing logic
should i ask him if fuzzy logic tickles?

<< Comment #15 @ 13:11 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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micke

why even go to class if you're just gonna wank off and browse esreality?

<< Comment #16 @ 13:13 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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loveless - Reply to #15

variety is the spice of life

<< Comment #17 @ 13:20 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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micke - Reply to #16

it's not very creative though. you should print and ejaculate on random pictures of esr users. a thread where the stained pics gets uploaded would be awesome

<< Comment #18 @ 13:23 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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loveless - Reply to #17

kk
link me to some good lukrek pics
it shall be done

<< Comment #19 @ 13:27 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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micke - Reply to #18

meh, jerking off to lukrek has been done for years

<< Comment #20 @ 13:28 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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loveless - Reply to #19

you have someone else in mind?

<< Comment #21 @ 13:40 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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micke - Reply to #20

obviously

<< Comment #22 @ 13:41 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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loveless - Reply to #21

then who?

<< Comment #27 @ 15:36 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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dubcat - Reply to #22

<< Comment #28 @ 17:11 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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tourist - Reply to #22

just look at those cum craving lips

http://www.esreality.com/?a=users&user_id=26346

<< Comment #29 @ 18:03 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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Lo - Reply to #28

didn't know you had the hots for me. i'm saving myself for nicky, though. too bad!

<< Comment #32 @ 02:36 CDT, 10 March 2009 >>

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Nicky - Reply to #29

lol

<< Comment #34 @ 07:59 CDT, 10 March 2009 >>

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Lo - Reply to #32

<< Comment #36 @ 10:31 CDT, 10 March 2009 >>

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loveless - Reply to #28

pfft
i lan with that motherfucker at least once every two weeks
....the things i've done while he's asleep

<< Comment #37 @ 10:32 CDT, 10 March 2009 >>

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Lo - Reply to #36

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<< Comment #38 @ 10:33 CDT, 10 March 2009 >>

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loveless - Reply to #37

<3
chad watches

<< Comment #39 @ 10:35 CDT, 10 March 2009 >>

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Lo - Reply to #38

<< Comment #40 @ 10:42 CDT, 10 March 2009 >>

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loveless - Reply to #39

<< Comment #23 @ 13:50 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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cumrag

go to the front of class and start toprocking

<< Comment #24 @ 14:22 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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Burn the Priest

Run around with your arms flailing while screaming "DYING FETUS!" over and over again

<< Comment #30 @ 18:37 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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pizz

just get a piece of paper, draw a chessboard on it with a pen, ask your bored classmate to get a crayon and start playing.

<< Comment #31 @ 19:17 CDT, 9 March 2009 >>

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Dird

should have been watching this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46fmLF2sTIE

<< Comment #33 @ 06:42 CDT, 10 March 2009 >>

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hemostick

Photoshop CPM logos onto various photos.
:D

<< Comment #35 @ 08:36 CDT, 10 March 2009 >>

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f0cus - Reply to #33

gj on the toast m8

<< Comment #42 @ 15:16 CDT, 10 March 2009 >>

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ashr

take mentos and a coke bottle next time.

<< Comment #44 @ 16:11 CDT, 10 March 2009 >>

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MarzenGold - Reply to #42

and a half jack rum I assume?

<< Comment #45 @ 19:51 CDT, 10 March 2009 >>

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loveless - Reply to #42

do i have to accidentally the coke bottle?

<< Comment #46 @ 01:21 CDT, 11 March 2009 >>

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ashr - Reply to #45

ok mayhem in easy steps.

1. hold coke bottle in between your legs while seated.
2. whip out your cock and jerk off.
3. scream "I'M SPRAYING CUM EVERYWHERE"
4. quickly pop a mentos into open coke bottle.
5. proceed to douse everybody in room.

<< Comment #47 @ 03:04 CDT, 11 March 2009 >>

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loveless - Reply to #46

sweet
i have class tomorrow too :DDD

<< Comment #48 @ 04:08 CDT, 11 March 2009 >>

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Nicky - Reply to #46

sounds like you have done that before!

<< Comment #49 @ 04:42 CDT, 11 March 2009 >>

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ashr - Reply to #48

i wish. it's been a while since i've been in a class.

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