[02:36:32] ix-ir> http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twili...onest.html

i just read this and decided not to waste my time no more than required reading that :P

funny :p

jokes aside tho you can make any movie look stupid viewing it like that

I hope your girlfriend or woman friend dragged you along to this shit. You don't need to pretend you enjoyed it in the male bastion of ESR.

yes lets all drink beer and fart and burp and talk about sports because thats what real men do. aswell as hunt deers and whatnot. did i forget anything?

No, that's mostly it. We also rape for fun.

There's plenty of good feminine culture, don't pretend this is it.

i liked it.

i cant see why people doubt that so much

OK, I believe you that you liked it, but it's an awful film.

Welcome to the N.H.K. > twilight

excuse me while i put Ben-Gay on my balls

Can't say I'm surprised you liked it.

i guess it helps if you actually read the books..theyre all really good ...theres 4 of them btw, and twilight is only the first part...all 4 books is one long story..u cant judge one without knowing what happens in the other 3 without making yourself look like a huge cumwad on monica's dress. (translation: looking like an embarrassment)

but as for the crap on that "cracked" (appropriate name btw) website...if thats all you know of twilight and if thats how you make all of your decisions i feel sorry for you and everyone around you IRL. (but it was a joke tho right? yea i figured as much...seems nobody takes anything seriously these days..jaded by the internet and lack of face-to-face interaction with real people i guess.)

i would anon too if i were defending that tripe...

all you people putting the movie down seem to take yourselves a lot seriously...

"the movment when they use their powers looks fake" ofcourse it looks fake..nobody can actually move like that you idiot... ITS A MOVIE...go buy a fucking clue

whining about how theyre not like dracula is a moot point...this isnt dracula..."vampire" doesnt equal "dracula"...but even if it was im sure you would be complaining about how "fake" that was too. (as a matter of fact I know you would because I remember reading this same tripe from you people when VanHelsing came out a few years ago)

I swear i think the internet is ruining the average IQ of the human race..

comparing a book to a movie is pointless too...even if the author of the book directed the movie it wouldnt be the same. because no matter what anyone else does every person sees something different when theyre using their own imagination. (but 99% of you already pretty much admitted to not reading the book so anything you say is pretty much meaningless anyway)

I could tell all of you that the cup i have sitting beside me is blue..every single one of you would have a different shade of blue in your mind when you picture it. some would think its plastic, some would think its glass..some would picture texture, some would see smooth..or any other variation of anything or everything else a cup has ever been made from, or to look like..point proven? i think so.

and as for "the law enforcer" whining about me being anon...yea Im not registered here...I come here to keep up on things in the gaming world sometimes..I dont spend every day here trying to make myself look important to people ive never met in real life, and probably never will. I dont need an forum handle nor do I need to have people add or remove points from me to feel good about myself.

I always get a kick out of people trying to put down gaming forum interaction while posting on said forums

I dont need an forum handle nor do I need to have people add or remove points from me to feel good about myself.

Translation: Even the marilyn manson-forum doesn't want him/her.

i never said anything about the points u seem to attribute to me...

the reasons i think the movie sucks, is a) because its blatently teenage romance sap, and b) because its BORING....

Don't you have angsty poetry to be writing?

You lose, goth.

i didn't like it.

Ain't gonna see it, prolly crap. "Låt den rätte komma in" was fucking awesome though.

actually do see it, i had the same view as you before i went.

i'm not a huge fan or anything, just saying it was way better than i expected and i would put it in the "good movies"-section in my memory

Were you really that bored that you went to see this movie?

The movie may have been made well for those who would enjoy it but why the fuck would you really want to see it if you either hadn't
1) read the books
2) could somehow 'relate' (rrrrofl) to it

Really? :x

my gf wanted to go and asked me

and guys have feelings too if i'm not mistaken?

you are mistaken and you are a pussy.

Don't believe the hype & The winner loses. TAA pretty much says it all:

http://se.youtube.com/watch?v=QVhWUCY9v3w&feature=related

Let the right one in was masterpiece.
Twilight was steaming pile of spoonfed horseshit.

yea i want to watch this film quite badly

the chick looks alot like that women from Aliens 2, cant remember her name, sec itll come back to me as i type this out...



...

signourney weaver

had to imdb it in the end.

hah

was this some sort of joke I didn't get?

i lol'd at the fact that he gave in to imdb :]

no, just that i thought the girl in twilight looked like sigourney weaver, i just couldnt remember her name...

its all fairly clear from the post imo...

I thought it was a good movie. Parts of the dialogue in the beginning were painfully cheesed but, once things got rolling it was enjoyable.

finally someone who doesnt have to put the internet tough guy mask on :)

i think the photo is excellent, i'm no expert but it was very appealing to me. i think the lightning is somewhat boring/intresting at the same time.

Day walkers!

so because the majority here think the film was utter shit they're supposed to be internet tough guys?

Yep if you think a film made for 15 year old girls is a pile of shit, you must be an ITG. Link is the Swedish dird.

harsh...

whats your problem? honestly?

you seem to have some sort of serious issue or your life sucks and you take it out on the internetz

i dont even know why im replying, i'm quite sure i'll just get a sad "OMG GTFO U SUCK LOL"-reply .. zz..


also i'd love to see where you've read that its aimed to 15 year olds.. there's actually more to it if you actually watched it with an open mind.

Shit you're such a whiny pussy.

as expected, lol.

I can actually provide you with some links. In fact I'll do it tomorrow. Try not to cry so much until then. ok?

links to what other viewers think is sort of irrelevant. if you can't provide anything from the actual producers of the film.

and even IF you find something like that it doesn't prove much more than this movie works for other than their main target audience.

ignignokt is a serious idiot, and he's completely pretentious, uninteresting, and needy like you say. he likes to "show off" and he doesn't even have anything to show off.

but he's right. faggot.

w/e

gee thanks daryl

now fuck off you stupid redneck

im gonna go out and say everyone except maybe 2-3 people in this thread havnt seen the movie :).

pre-assumptions winz the tough guy image!!111

then again i bet most of these people dont have a female friend to see it with

i started watching it after this thread, but i only got so far as when she goes to his house/sees him sparkle or something, and i just closed it because it was sooo boring...

also, i can very much see where the whole aimed at girls thing is coming from after watching half of it... comon, the whole badguy sensitive type with super good looks thats totally crazy for this random girl because shes special and does something to him... that must be every girls (especially younger ones, u kno, the ones that still want to be princesses) dream romance...

watching half the movie and then saying its shit, nice :)

and i'll say this again. you have to have an open mind to like this movie. if you're a brain dead action type of guy then this probably won't be a movie for you.

have you concidered that maybe this could be a tale of how you (a male) could like a "girl next door" which the main character is?

well, if a movie cant get you interested half way through i dont think it ever will...

im also not a dumb action only man btw...

as for your last point, the tale of the hot uber cool guy falling for the girl next door has been told a millions times, just because the guy happens to be a vampire this time doesnt make it new... or interesting for that matter...

unless your a girl... of 15 years which is exactly the point that people have been trying to get across.


and as vo0 points out further up, almost all the hype for this film is coming from one place... teenage girls that find edward hot...

In my experience, if there was ever going to be an outright indicator or cinematographic shittyness, it was having the main female character narrate about her feelings...

this makes me frustrated. why would the target audience or the fans change ANYTHING what YOU think of the movie?

its the same with music, people are obsessed with what type of fans one particular music group has.

i thought movies was about movies and music about music????

i dont have any problems with people not liking it, however most of the time the reasons are so stupid its mind boggling

You're pretty stupid man.

you have to have an open mind to watch twilight?

rrrrNO.

You have to have an open mind to watch something like Koyaanisqatsi, not a vampire movie aimed at teenagers and people who 'dig' vampire culture.

Now, no one can doubt you liked the film, and you can go on about how great (or at the very least, good) you thought it was. But everyone else can also tell you that they think you're a fucking moron.

I personally don't/won't/can't understand why people would have a desire to see a film like this, and your excuse of taking your girlfriend isn't all that strong either. The last movie my girlfriend and I saw was Burn After Reading, we would never go and see twilight because it was a 'date' movie.

You seem incapable of accepting the fact that criticism exist alongside anything that deserves it, and twilight my dear friend deserves quite a bit. Express your opinion and others will express theirs. You liked it, that's great, I think it's a pile of shit, and no I don't have to see it to believe that for myself.

It is certainly true that because I say it's shit doesn't make it so, to people like you. But to everyone else I am certainly in the majority. So what's next Mr. Senstive, am I another Internet tough guy protecting his image by talking down some girly trash?

finally a proper reply :)
let's discuss!

You have to have an open mind to watch something like Koyaanisqatsi, not a vampire movie aimed at teenagers and people who 'dig' vampire culture.
for me he didnt have to be a vampire, thats just something for the teenage girls i guess. when i think about it i didnt mind him that much, or the whole vampire story. it's something else about it. as i've said before in this thread i like the photo and the lightning. i also think that the girl is very intresting in some weird way. i can't really tell but its the fact that she is a 'normal' girl that makes it so intresting.

[/i]Now, no one can doubt you liked the film, and you can go on about how great (or at the very least, good) you thought it was. But everyone else can also tell you that they think you're a fucking moron.[/i]
i never said it was super good and that i will bring it with me the rest of my life. it's definately on the good side but its far from the best movie ive seen. that's mainly the problem with this site or the internet generally for that matter; people have trouble seeing other than black and white. the general idea of this site is that if its not one of the 3 things you are supposed to like here it has to "BURN IN A FIRE AND DIE A PAINFUL DEATH OF STONING" or something similar. why can't people just be a bit more open minded?

I personally don't/won't/can't understand why people would have a desire to see a film like this, and your excuse of taking your girlfriend isn't all that strong either. The last movie my girlfriend and I saw was Burn After Reading, we would never go and see twilight because it was a 'date' movie.
i didn't have a desire to see this movie before i went along. there is a big fuzz about this movie and i decided to see what it was all about. like i've said before in this thread i'm not afraid to like something that other people might like.

You seem incapable of accepting the fact that criticism exist alongside anything that deserves it, and twilight my dear friend deserves quite a bit. Express your opinion and others will express theirs. You liked it, that's great, I think it's a pile of shit, and no I don't have to see it to believe that for myself.
you are right. it's one of my main flaws :D

It is certainly true that because I say it's shit doesn't make it so, to people like you. But to everyone else I am certainly in the majority. So what's next Mr. Senstive, am I another Internet tough guy protecting his image by talking down some girly trash?
i think guys generally dislike this movie because they are not 'allowed' to, i guess it's easier in my culture to be accepted with this type of taste. good and bad i guess. i wouldnt say im sensitive... i just try things out with an open mind. i think people generally dislike things because thats how its supposed to be... without questioning the norm.
now, i'm not educated or anything im just trying to think outside the box and evolve as a person. daryl will probably flame the living shit out of me but i just felt i had to bring it up :D

You don't care for the vampire story, which makes this just a poor high school romance chick flick, with an interesting "normal girl" character (Even though she's incredibly stereotyped and can be seen in hundreds of other films). It also has nice lighting.

The film is boring, there is no substance to the story and the script is blatantly poor, and that is why most people here don't like the film not because they aren't "allow to".

It's not a problem with this site, or the internet in general, it's a problem with you being naive and closed mind, your position seems to be "If you don't agree with me then you're closed minded."

Not that open mindedness comes into this at all since you could be the most open minded person ever and still hate the shit out of everything.

If you really want to think outside the box and evolve as a person why don't you really think why it was you liked this film, rather than some rather vague reasons.

Continuing your rant...

I wonder if the books are comparable to Sweet Valley High-series girls read in the elementary? I don't know, because I haven't read them. But boy have I became a stonehearted goon who only watches Dirty Harry and Slap Shot, because I didn't pick a romantic vibe out of this movie at all.

The development of their relationship seemed very artificially constructed, because they probably had forgotten not everyone had read the books. The on-screen chemistry between the leading actors was seemingly non-existent. Only after reading the synopsis from wikipedia I gathered that Bella's feelings were supposed to be a deep love while Edward was supposed to be somewhat unresponsive. On-screen Bella was either examining if that's his real hair colour or having some unexplainable awkward look the whole movie. If the romance was the selling point, why not pursue it to a fuller extent, give some flesh on the bones?

In other scenes they crammed too much everything. The scenes transformed choppily to a necessary action-montage and a confusing red herring, with unimportant details that explained the already self-explanatory. If you compare Twilight's "Why can't we hang around in daylight?" with Let the Right One In's "Why can't you enter uninvited?"-scenes, talented storyteller can be distinguished from a hack. How is it also, that Thomas Alfredsson could make that one crummy Swedish tower block and bridge have ten times the sense of wonder and magic to all of Twilight's scene-jumps from wide forests to beaches?

did we see the same movie?

edward isnt sure if he wants to eat or love bella. i felt that it was pretty obvious that edward was the tough guy in school and felt for her but couldnt really show it because he had to maintain his cool guy image + their family wasn't really normal. the only scene that i didnt really like was the first one when she entered the classroom and the fan blew her scent all over the place and he did some weird facial expression.. this became clear later on tho but when i saw that scene i was sort of confused at first. the rest of the movie was pretty clear to me. edward had a mix of hate/hunger/love at the same time and bella was (i guess) in love with the fact that he was who he was. if you've ever had 'love at the first sight' you'd understand what i'm talking about.

i think i'm starting to figure out why i like this movie, it's very much the same as my real life relationship. we have very little in common and i'm sort of weird but it totally works out anyway.

I'm still amazed about the fact that there's people out there who can find love or affection in the demeanor of these two wooden horses and actually relates to it.

that's because you are emotionally retarded most likely.

I must be, because I don't even understand how those two things are compatible.

i guess i was asking too much of the internet to understand any of this :D

NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME
I'M SUCH AN OUTCAST
I WRITE SPOOKY POETRY

MY WIFE TOLD ME IM BEAUTIFUL
THAT MEANS I AM

I THINK IM RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING
AND IM A DICK ABOUT IT

HI

A little honesty goes a long way.

DID I ALSO MENTION I HAVE A WIFE?

Not yet.

You find Trojans in wooden horses.

If your live resembles a movie like twilight I feel for you.

have you ever heard of a metaphor?

You don't care for the vampire story, which makes this just a poor high school romance chick flick, with an interesting "normal girl" character (Even though she's incredibly stereotyped and can be seen in hundreds of other films). It also has nice lighting.
i think she had something that spoke to me, i cant really explain it. it's like explaining why you like a certain type of music or art.

The film is boring, there is no substance to the story and the script is blatantly poor, and that is why most people here don't like the film not because they aren't "allow to".
is that your view going in or going out of the cinema? may i ask what movies you DO like?

It's not a problem with this site, or the internet in general, it's a problem with you being naive and closed mind, your position seems to be "If you don't agree with me then you're closed minded."
what? when did i ever say that? if you would actually read what i posted you'd see that i do respect if people dont like it, it's just that their reasons are so stupid at times.

Not that open mindedness comes into this at all since you could be the most open minded person ever and still hate the shit out of everything.
true, however you know what i'm talking about. i really do hope you're not so stupid you'd miss my point.

If you really want to think outside the box and evolve as a person why don't you really think why it was you liked this film, rather than some rather vague reasons.
its hard to point and say "I LIKEd THIS SO IT WAS AWESOME". i can only try to explain why i like it. most of all i liked the acting from the girl, it might not have been world class but there was something there. maybe she reminds me of someone i know, i'm not sure. then there's the photo (or whatever the term is). i think it has a gray-ish tone to it all and thats very familiar to where i live aswell. i can sort of relate to the atmosphere. this makes it more real.
you can't deny that there is some strong feelings going on, and it felt somewhat real (as real as it gets in movies, heh). i guess this is where the stereotype, norm-following MAN issues come in. most cultures dont accept guys liking this movie, maybe some do secretly and cant really admit it to keep some sort of image? this goes for most "chick movies" i guess. i've liked a few over the years but i've found most of them rather crappy and inflated. what i'm trying to say is if you push your emotions (lolol emo) away you will most likely not like this movie. art is, after all, mostly about relating to it. or at least i think so.

then again i should point out i get annoyed by the fanatics who listens to the soundtrack all day and read all the books and talks about it all the time. expressing that you like this movie will give you one of the following things: babbling for 2 hours how beautiful edward is, or they will tell you that you're gay. i wish there were more people in the gray zone like me :D

anyways good discussion going here! i liek!

Edward is kinda beautiful and your are kinda gay. Am I in the gray zone now?

where did i ever say that

i think she had something that spoke to me, i cant really explain it. it's like explaining why you like a certain type of music or art.
Aside from your first sentence, which.. whatever. I can very well articulate why I like a particular music genre, or a certain film. Perhaps the reason you have trouble articulating why it is that you like twilight, is maybe because it's totally flat and regurgitated nonsense.

is that your view going in or going out of the cinema? may i ask what movies you DO like?
The last film I saw and enjoyed was Burn After Reading, it was a bit slow and I can get why some people who don't really dig absurdist and black humour could not like it. Other films that I totally dig are Heat, Apocolyspe Now and The Big Lebowski, to name a few, out of many, from all genres.

what? when did i ever say that? if you would actually read what i posted you'd see that i do respect if people dont like it, it's just that their reasons are so stupid at times.
You perhaps didn't explicity state it but you certainly give off the vibe of someome who isn't interested in seeing things the other way, then again, I'd ponder the guess that most people are just generally disturbed by the fact you like this movie, and are defending it. They just don't get it! Neither the fuck do I!

As far as your reasons for liking twilight go, no one can take them away from you, but still the reasons seem to me to be very flakey and immature. I can dig you relating to the atmosphere thats very genuine, I always love seeing Sydney harbour in movies because I see it myself all the time. Being reminded of the girl is a bit blergh. I'd hate to see any of my friends resemblance in some cheapo teen garbage. They're alot better than that. As far as male stereotypes are I think you're well in the past. This macho male creature you keep making reference to makes up a small percentile of men. You would do well to stop relying on it to paint you as the sensitive new age guy by comparison, because it doesn't. Alot of men watch movies with a strong female cast, their not all sensitive eat your heart out romeos. The type of movies men, and woman don't like are the type of films that by their execution cheapen the subject matter they are presenting. Twilight is one of those films, and there are many like it. This I think is the main objection most people take with you liking it, how its possible for you to even relate to this film is shocking to me. If you want to watch a film, also an adaption of a book that conveys true emotion, and is a real tale of love, or whatever then you should watch The Remains of the Day.

I feel asthough I'm trying to save you from becomming another person who shells out on quality, I become genuinely concerned when I see and hear people defending what really shouldn't be defended. Despite all of this you will still like it, and ignore what I've said or you could stop watching garbage and discover something worthwhile.

Aside from your first sentence, which.. whatever. I can very well articulate why I like a particular music genre, or a certain film. Perhaps the reason you have trouble articulating why it is that you like twilight, is maybe because it's totally flat and regurgitated nonsense.
please do tell why you like your certain type of music or movies. i bet i could make fun of it.

and as you've said before, just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not there.

The last film I saw and enjoyed was Burn After Reading, it was a bit slow and I can get why some people who don't really dig absurdist and black humour could not like it. Other films that I totally dig are Heat, Apocolyspe Now and The Big Lebowski, to name a few, out of many, from all genres.
i sort of had a feeling i would get in to a trap here :). i rarely watch movies, i'm more of a tv-series kind of guy.

You perhaps didn't explicity state it but you certainly give off the vibe of someome who isn't interested in seeing things the other way, then again, I'd ponder the guess that most people are just generally disturbed by the fact you like this movie, and are defending it. They just don't get it! Neither the fuck do I!
just as you find me stupid for not agreeing with you i find you stupid to not agree with me, where is this troubling for you to understand?
the difference is i have respect for those with real reasons.

As far as your reasons for liking twilight go, no one can take them away from you, but still the reasons seem to me to be very flakey and immature.
wow, calling me immature. that's nice. could you tell why? i'm sort of not following.

I can dig you relating to the atmosphere thats very genuine, I always love seeing Sydney harbour in movies because I see it myself all the time. Being reminded of the girl is a bit blergh. I'd hate to see any of my friends resemblance in some cheapo teen garbage. They're alot better than that.
see, bashing the genre. that's not very nice is it. you are clearly showing you went in to this movie already figured out what you would think about it.

As far as male stereotypes are I think you're well in the past. This macho male creature you keep making reference to makes up a small percentile of men. You would do well to stop relying on it to paint you as the sensitive new age guy by comparison, because it doesn't. Alot of men watch movies with a strong female cast, their not all sensitive eat your heart out romeos.
look at the replies in this thread. i think you will find it different. sure, some might be trolling but its still the general response. i dont think any of us has any studies on this (can you even make one lol?) but i honestly do believe that males like action/comedy movies more in general. when was the last time you heard a guy say "i want to watch a really good drama movie"? i don't think i've ever heard it and i would be pretty surprised if i did.
now we come from different parts of the world which might explain why we have so different views on this matter.. i'm not trying to paint myself as a "better than others"-guy i'm just saying its not very common for men to be in to this sort of movies. that's why generally people in sweden dont like "fucking åmål", which is to me one of the greatest movies ever created.

The type of movies men, and woman don't like are the type of films that by their execution cheapen the subject matter they are presenting. Twilight is one of those films, and there are many like it.
are you claiming people don't like it now? are you serious? and what exactly are you trying to say with the "cheapen the subject matter"-argument? i'm not really following.

This I think is the main objection most people take with you liking it, how its possible for you to even relate to this film is shocking to me. If you want to watch a film, also an adaption of a book that conveys true emotion, and is a real tale of love, or whatever then you should watch The Remains of the Day.
now, i don't know what that book is about but i think you're forgetting one of the key aspects why i like this movie. i can relate to it.

I feel asthough I'm trying to save you from becomming another person who shells out on quality, I become genuinely concerned when I see and hear people defending what really shouldn't be defended. Despite all of this you will still like it, and ignore what I've said or you could stop watching garbage and discover something worthwhile.
that's taste to you my friend. i like movies who are generally liked by this website too. i can't explain why some stuff speaks to me, i just like it. sometimes its "cool", sometimes its not.
even if you would provide me with a better movie i'd go "yeah this was better", but i would still like this one, you know? as i've claimed numerous of times in this thread this is not one of my favorite movies but it's a good one. i felt like the time i spent in the cinema was well worth. i can't say it's like "fucking åmål", "fight club", "pi" or "machinist" but its on the good side of the scale.


i think the main issues for esr with this movie is the following:

1. it's a chic flick, meaning men arent supposed to enjoy it
2. the main male actor supposedly looks good, that makes guys insecure.
3. it has elements of highschool drama. maybe the geeks on this site never experienced it?

and to explain point 3 a bit more i'm not saying it's like one of those britney spears music videos when they dance and talk about what its like being the lonely girl or w/e. i think the movie portrays it a lot better than that. i honestly think that it really shows what it could be like. it's a pretty normal story with a few cheesy factors but generally i think it works and shows what its like. you can draw lines between the 'vampires' and other type of people who rule the school and girls snicker about. you most likely know what i mean and i think its different in every culture but back here when i grew up it was mostly hockey players. in the us it seems to be american football players? i'm not sure, i've just seen what media tells me.

if you two are going to argue, at least learn how to use the quote function.

italics works fine.

No, they don't.

I'm finished anyway, already wasted to much effort.

accidental plus

Is there anywhere with that "fucking åmål" with Eng subs to download/stream?

fucking åmål isn't really that great. worth watching though! I've never met someone that doesn't like it. but then that's not one of those standard questions you ask when you meet peoplte. yeah

I hate "Fucking Åmål", it's a god awful movie which got hyped because of one line. Why won't people realize this?

not sure, but i guess you have to be a swede to know what its about anyway...

it also started a debate in swedish media/culture scene. pretty impressive stuff for a movie.

i guess you could look at TPB. look out though, swedish movie makers are crazy about file sharing.

Couldn't find anything with Eng Subs so I won't bother :P

Anyway, for me, Western/Northern Europeans aren't all that different. Sure there will be stuff I don't quite get but I expect the overall message would be the same :)

its on karagarga with decent eng subs

and you don't have to be a swede or know anything about Swedish life to enjoy it, but I agree with micke its not that good

If you wanna watch immediatly without caring about quality: www.watch-movies.net

As a torrent: www.torrentz.com probably finds 90% of movies

And I agree with GreenBastard. Fucking Amal is a teen/youth movie, I guess it might be from the better end, but I kinda expected it to be little bit better/more original.

"for me he didnt have to be a vampire, thats just something for the teenage girls i guess."

Sorry link but thats missing the point imo, he did not have to be handsome. It's the handsome vampire thing that makes this movie such a teenage girl magnet thingy :/

And nah, you are not a fucking moron :D

then i guess guys are jealous?
why would they NOT have attractive actors?

meh i dont know anymore. its so hard to read out what people really think over the inet :)

surprise surprise... vamp1re likes a vampire movie :P

well, it's no dark knight.

there's more than black and white.

not when it's fucking gay.

grow up

ahem?

so it's not horrendously bad, at least?

well, it's no Zombie nation.

i know some girls who are crazy about this film which probably means i wont like it but still gonna watch it at some point :/

exactly my view going in there ;)

I've been it in USA and girls are going crazy over the movie over there. Supposedly edward cullen is hot.
Movie starts awkward (scene where bella walks in the classroom is kinda awkward, weird acting) but ends up being decent. I read the book, and the book is waaay better.

as usual book>movie :)
classroom scene was one of the weakest parts yeah, but it proves a point.. it sort of had to be there to follow the storyline i think...

i was pleasantly surprised by the total impression tho and it seems most people, including males, feel that way (if they actually have seen it)

Did Sam take you to see the movie? Or did he let you borrow the book after he was done reading it?

Well... It can't be worse than Max Payne. I watched trailer of this movie and I must say if I had been Edward and that girl had been Max Payne's director, I wouldn't have stopped the car.

My friend got super hyped for it. She read all the books and all that mumbo jumbo. She had me watch the trailer and I was interested. I read Midnight Sun(Go to the book author's website and read a few chapters) the fifth book of the series. I could understand some of the silly parts of the movie way better because of that.

It was enjoyable. I'd watch it again.

and thus link is proven wrong

Ok, Ok. What can I say?
Well...I'm actually a big fan of Twilight series. I like the film, but I didn't love it....
A lot of things could be such greater, and, well, this script... I think is a little too much, but in some details, it's so damn right!~
Well, anyways, the film could be worse, the actors could be better, the scenes, well...the scenes...could be so much more worth of my damn money!
And, the scene of the bedroom, OMFG WTH WAS THAT?!
this is not a porn film, this is a huge expected film, and that scene sucked so much!
Jesus!
I thought it'd be like a romantic film, one of those that girls cries, but come on, wth was that?!
That was so appealing!
Er...I liked the script, a little.

Wat? The scene had porn in it and you thought it was bad?

lol wut?

taking the piss out of a reviewer is my guess.

Was in the comments of that thing ix posted

Had to be. I was going to disown you and have Disrepute chop you up in little pieces.

p.s. sorry I doubted you

I couldn't write like that if I tried.

I also don't read books, you should know that :(

why would you give your password to link?

Got dragged to this movie...how the hell could you like it? I could understand liking the books but the movie was cheesy as fuck.

All I gotta say is: fucking faggot

#54

fucking faggot

big fuzz about it? where?

definitely not in germany. also i watched the trailer and i think that this is a movie for 16yr old girls.

maybe its banned in ger

after all you see some blood in the end!!!

LMOALL GOOD 1 LULQZ

haeheha D:D,d,ddddDDDdddddddddddddddddddd

btw, as you can see in this thread its pretty common..

if the actors weren't all douches i might like it, but i don't think i will with a cast of failures.

ITT goth fags and people making fun of them

says the guy with long hair lulz

Yep. Long hair... and?

sucks

this is awkward

When I heard people started to sparkle that was it for me.

When I heard people started to sparkle that was it for me.

ye that was silly xD

instead of vaporizing(sp?) when entering sunlight they start to glister

whoever likes this gayshit abomination should from now on be treated as a peterpuffer

vampires zzzzzz
never understood westerners fascination with them

anyway.. couldn't Bram Stoker choose another location for dracula? im tired of being heckled with stupid questions

never understood westerners fascination with them

You guys started it