But he is the real MonkeyBusiness :(

Yeah, the other one is the real MonkeyBusiness! Ban this one instead.

http://www.esreality.com/?a=users&user_id=32000

This user, Monkey_Business, is the real impostor, impersonating me and saying clueless, idiotic nonsense for apparently no reason. Will a moderator/admin PLEASE ban him?

I am MonkeyBusiness, not Monkey_Business, I do not have an underscore in my name. No need to review my post history.

That out of the way, are any of you guys excited about Crysis Warhead?

you both post the same crap, so does it make a difference?

will the real monkey business please stand up
lolol

If you check my profile, it will show that I have been a member of ESR much longer than "monkeybusiness". I think all of you know that I am the original monkeybusiness. I don't know what the fuck I have ever done to you people to deserve this.

all the other monkeys suffer the same as you now

This is how I feel.

I can almost feel your pain

haha buttface

That's an ape though so you must be a fake Monkey_Business.

He should have read more discworld

Wrong, it's an Orangutan.

Ban them both for good measure.

yes
we must be thorough

Please stay with ESR a little longer! It is sooo fun to read all that shit you write ^^
Almost every comment gives me a big fat grin on my face (and my colleagues at the office think I'm crazy).

:D

this one is half decent.

http://www.esreality.com/?a=users&user_id=32000
http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1613179

These users, Monkey_Business and MonkeyBusiness, are the real impostors, impersonating me and saying witty shit for apparently no reason. Will a moderator/admin PLEASE ban them?

I am becks, not Monkey_Business or MonkeyBusiness, my name does not start with an M and is much shorter. Please review my complete post history.

That out of the way, can any of you guys get me a beer banana?

ban both