i'd like to know if chuck can actually laugh about what've been written on teh internets about him ... Carmac should iview him.

He actually said something about it in an interview (text). Couldn't find the link tho :<

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dCY_Bp_emJw

If you misspell Chuck Norris on Google it does not say "did you mean Chuck Norris"... it simply says "Run while yoy still can"

No it doesn't, :(

Chuck Norris died ten years ago; the Grim Reaper hasn't got the balls to tell him.
Chuck Norris uses fresh squeezed mountains in his Mountain Dew.
<3

Chuck Norris recently got a speeding ticket - while parking his car.
Chuck Norris can't breath under water - nevertheless he does it.
Chuck Norris can overtake someone in a carousel.
Chuck Norris can press Ctrl+Alt+Delete at the same time with one finger.
Chuck Norris can divide through 0.

Not mine and not the best, but ok ;-)

Commercial sucks, quote was fun

but still crappy post, fo

pull that stick out your ass.

treehugger

your ass was the one hugging the tree

vfunny

When Chuck Norris types /kill in the console he doesn't lose frags because he telefrags two players next time he respawns (from other servers when needed if he is alone on the map).

Chuck Norris could type /unbindall in console and still win against any top quaker that ever lived and will ever live.

not funny, dont even bother next time

if those weren't funny i'd be dead by now don't you think? :P

try again

R.I.P.

It's a fucking immortal post!

But nah it didn't make me laugh either.

cooller

They never learn.

fuckig n nobobs

Chuck Norris calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd... because nobody fools Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands.
Now they're known as The Islands

Dead weight was just weight untill Chuck Norris killed it.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris.

Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.

God said "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris said, "say please".

haha some good ones :)

pooorly executed commercial, so downplayed.. not to mention chucks chuckling at the end, LOL - poor.

some funny ones i found...


Chuck Norris' calender goes from March 30th to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

chuck norris has no pubic hair because hair doesn't grow on steel

Chuck Norris can swallow a Rubik's cube and poop it out solved.

Did you know Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer? Too bad hes never cried!!!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles is based on true events. As a young man Chuck Norris swallowed a baby turtle. 3 weeks later he crapped it back out. It was 6 feet tall and knew karate.

Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves

u mean two ;)

one

Even if chuck norris wanted to he couldnt improve the CPL