pls die. also we're not your brothers

hehehe

/thread

admins lock thread ok ? no good for future ok ?

ralph > u

jeez

nej!

u > ralph

youre funny, ralph is just ralph

am not try be funny. is common misconception with stupid brit with picture of bear punch bear in dick to think i is try be funny when in reality i just come to voice opinion on much various topic here on esr. seem like many brit cant understand such concept. is always lololol with those brit. :|

`IM MORE RUSSIAN THAN U BRAW

you born in russia ? am think not. you not even show soviet pride mr wales.

Dear Ralph,

Judging by your number of serious grammatical mistakes you seem to have made quite recently, I would like to give you a few pointers, "freebies" per se. I sincerly hope you find them most helpful.


Lesson 1: plz to be write "to" in front of word. it is custom
Lesson 2: Ur speeling too good. Also please to be write))) instead of full stop)))
Lesson 3: Please to be confuse "v" with "w" and other vay round)))
Lesson 4: There's no third tense and "be" if not be, must be in past tense))) I WAS KNOW THAT SINCE AGE TEN)))
Lesson 5: More google translate laundered sentences a la "en -> Chinese Simplified -> EN -> RU -> EN" for that complete WTF feeling)))
Lesson 6: The word men is written the same way in plura)))
Lesson 7: U NO IGNORE!!! ))) When someone was say "Ralph men please to be go)))" u no ignore. U say "NIET, TOVARISCH)))" )))

SUKA PIDAR U ARE FAIL THE SHADY AND MADBRINGER SCKHOOL OF SPEACH LIKE POLE AND RUSSKIE))) PLEASE TO WACATE THE VEBSITE OR I TELL UNCLE VLADIMIR AND HE TO SHOOT U WITH SWITCHBLADE IN ASS)))


Kind regards,

Sir Timothy Medvedev-Escobar, Esquire

this too long to read. is much attempt at try to do something which fail. any way, seem you to put much effort into post, good job comrade. is seem to fall on deaf ear when i say i learn english from russia man who was once in america but deported for crime.

also, is spelt 'sincerely'. stupid englishman cant even master own language. :| i guess is what happen when britland become third world country again. is shame when america become better country than your own ok ?

no no-eyed triple smiley, no ruskie. DUDE LET ME IN!TRUST ME , IM A RUSSIAN!

This is where madbringer would have replied "Dude dont be pussy. This guy looks legit." CRAPBRINGER I MISS MY TROLLING TWIN AND APRTNER IN CRIME. COME BACK KURWA

i can give same love madbringer give you. maybe one day you and i meet in russia hotel and have some russia fun time ? i can ignore ugly teeth is ok if you can ignore strong russia man taking place of madbringer. is sound good ? you can pretend be winston churchhill and i can be stalin. we roleplay ok ?

edit: i see you have many cpm player on your 'friend list' already ; ( seem to me like you have enough boyfriend already. is shame, i could be good russia boyfriend to you : (

im 12 years old and what is cpm??

Bear dick punch is funny b/c russia full of bears!

my birthday was yesterday too, where's my thread?

get id a cake that looks like an ass

ok am speechless.

nothing wrong with it if you get a peice of cheek

I hate you.