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2% plus, really? go away

I save my shittiest plusses for you.

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Who?

heh :/ Thanks for the shoutout )

thanks for banning russian streamers from casting faceit

To be honest that has to be a management decision, it brings more money this way and what the world needs to run is money and so does Quake.

Could you give me a rough estimate of how much monely are we talking here?

Go to Twitch website and look up their rates. Assume Russians add a few thousand (1-2k, don't know exactly, but exact number doesn't matter) to the viewer count.

Now I bet you the money we are talking here is peanuts. I probably spend more on fast food over an average weekend. Compare that to the cost of flying in 1-2 casters to Milan from abroad.

Just how much of a cheapskate does one have to be deny enjoyment of viewing the show in a native language to thousands of spectators?

I probably spend more on fast food over an average weekend

LOL u fatty americen )))

i don't think it's about the numbers, i think it's about creating a Faceit brand. The Russians aren't allowed to stream Faceit affiliated cups because Faceit want to control the quality associated with their name.

...at least, that's my guess...

I can still understand your frustration, if it was the other way around I would be very upset.

yeah thanks faceit. you assholes. why you putting $$$ into quake and host weekly cups after zotac dropped it? assholes. faceshits! GET OUT OF OUR GAMES! YOU NOOBZ

ps: let sulit stream it. he is teh best streamer.

I'm so sowwy :(

I don't know about the faceit part but sulit is one of the best streamers hands down. Comes close to Joe Miller with his casting style.

karby should post here for the plus, but I know his english is quite lol :)

I recommend following @cooke82 on twitter. he posts shitloads of naked babes. oh yeah and some quake stuff as well I guess

dude probably has never seen 3D babes

low blow ok

dude I play in the touring death metal band. that is all:]

i meant cooke

you get all the black haired metal bitches kudos

that's precisely what i do. well did until I got engaged:]

Requesting band name immediately :p.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DIBgFZAfbQ

whats up with the hardcore death/bodies/zombies and general evil theme? i mean, the music i get. but the theme that goes with it is a mistery to me :D

the track is called mors nigra -black death and it's partially about a giant epidemic

yes but the video thematic. its just "horror moviez" know what im saying?

I get you

I like metal but I just don't get the antics sometimes

Part of the song is about giant epidemic, the other half is attracting15 year olds with edgy themes.

what can I say, it's a death metal aesthetic.

Hehe, from the looks of it I thought all you do is draw stuff, watch quake and get stoned :D

ye, my gal usually works when I'm watching quake and as it's mainly design work we get baked together.

So alcohol induced garbage debates about how much you hate the society with brainless girls is your cup of tea?

Dated a self proclaimed metalhead. Never. Again.

sure, because all of the metalheads are drunk, brainless society haters. just as all the pony lovers are sad, fat, childish wankers, right?

You are correct.

fair enough

Thumbs up for Cooke!

<3 COOKE

flatecek, you fucking alcoholic

it is kinda ridiculous to read such words from cooke :D

it is kinda ridiculous to read such words from *russians* :D

A very nice person to meet ! A true quake lover ! I was glad to meet you and share drinks (especially you sharing drinks actually) with you cooke ;)

Hopefuly we see eachother again another time.

Drinks? You mean VODKA?! :)

that IS a drink to you though :)

cooke is just da best

and yes its true, league of legends and dota only have got so much players, because u dont need much skill to bee good in the game. to be called a pro gamer in such a game is just redicilous, how long do you need to be quite good in the game?! maybe 2-3 months. in quake u need alteast 3-4 years practise and experience to be top on the game. moba games are for pussys. quake was and always be the best e-sports game ever because it requires the most skills.

go pro in dota then. waiting to see you on a team in 2 months

i was more referring to league of legends, i can say that because i've played it by myself. the main reason why it is so easy, is because u dont need to learn any movement or aim or whatsoever, u just need to click to move ur champ. sure u need to learn the champs, the lanes the items, the positions and also the strategies, but overall i still say quake needs way more effort and skills to master the game, i have no idea about doda because ive never played it, but im sure its at least harder t learn then legue of legends.

Chess is so easy lol you just need to pick up the pieces and move them around. Where is the skill in that?! Need no aim at all to kill anybody, so random LOL. Just need to learn how the pieces move and the strategies, that's all there is to it.

exactly, thats way so many ppl play it, because its so easy :P

Chess is easy to learn but impossible to master, I've been playing it for 19 years and I still learn a shit ton. :D

what league are you in in lol and how much time played

stomping noobs before playing ranked is not a valid experience

im lvl 25 and mostly play adc, but i dont play it often, i play it sometimes with a friend. ofc in ranked game the players are better, but not that much, in the beginning u just need to last hit and in the middle game there are teamfights, not much what u can call skill. its all about click click click, it actually looks funny when u watch an player playing lol, every half second he clicks the mouse. so i can say lol is a noob game unlike quake

Rofl sry frannatic but that ain`t true ;). Especially dota probably requires at least 500 games to get kinda decent at the game and the average game length is around 30 min (could be wrong). Well it is true way easier to pick up the game but mastering it?

plus dota is a team game and has much more variables. timing, combining attacks togehter imho requires a totally different skill level. but the good thing is, i never played lol, played dota2 once hehe :D only thing i liked was footy in wc3 and some dota once a month.

500 games to get decent? are you kidding me? if you have any experienced friends or willing to read guides/watch a ton of vods it shouldnt take "that" long to get good at the game. max 50 games for any gamer who has a background in older games and you should have mastered most of the controls, quickbinds, etc. the game is 99% about knowledge and learning which you dont even have to play the game for, recognizing situations and general awareness.

its hilarious when back in the days when dota was still quite new, it was just a fun past time to relax yourself with something easy to do while you felt like you didnt have enough concentration to play real wc3 games. now its a fucking e-sport lols. its a bit of the same as in quake, when you dont feel like playing duel you just go jump around in ca. in the end CA sucks most of the playerbase because its so easy and it becomes the new standard. luckily we arent at that point with QL quite yet

dota was one of the old games i spent a bit of time with, starcraft and team fortress being among them (and regular quake ofc) and out of those 3 its of course dota2 which keeps the gameplay quite intact (i guess it was easy enough already) and adds functionality etc from the new decade while tf2 and sc2 have gone the reverse route where they change the gameplay to fit the new generation. zzzz fuck tf2. well atleast ql gameplay is still intact, i just wish id didnt quarter-ass bringing it to the next century

Thank you for publishing here

he just wanted to steal the [+]s

Great guy! Always helpful and wants the best for the community.
Was a blast meeing you all during those Dreamhacks!

Since no one else here seems to have noticed your name and the word Dreamhack, I'll go on and ask you:

Are there any plans regarding Quake LIVE at the next Dreamhack, considering how well the online community is running at the moment?

i approve of asking this question in this thread, as it is totally the admins plan to kill/feed our suspicions of another dreamhack with ql with a random reply in an dreamhack-unrelated player interview

I'm glad you approve.

I can't see anything wrong with asking him here, since blaze is mostly active around Dreamhack announcements. If he doesn't want to "kill/feed our suspicions" he can just, you know, not answer.

I think we should be faithful in that they'll take the best decision they can providing all the great minds behind the Dreamhack staff and all the love they have for Quake. Why try to know the info before they can assure anything? They'll release in a proper time so they won't have to step back with their word, I'm sure of it.

That said, we should be thankful for Dreamhack either way for hosting Quake there for all these years.

<3 Dreamhack.

now back to cooke, davai))

Problem ins? :3

<333

Sorry, I can't say much. I'm not a part of the Dreamhack HQ which makes the decisions. So I can't either say yes or no, sorry.. The best way to trying to influence them would be by sending an email to [email protected] and somehow convince them that the Quake community is ready to play on LAN again.

There won't be any quake this summer. Or at least they haven't contacted us about it.

not harosh :<

It was deserved though. While it is true that online quake revived, in the end players will continue being assholes (blaze posted they finally couldn't stand no-shows anymore) and it won't draw more than 5k viewers, which is nothing these days.

friendly guy :)

sure 50 euro

Now the real question for 102. can they bring it to QuakeCon this year? seeing how they can handle raping people like dfm or roof on lan

none of those are tdm clans, 102 will rape those teams in tdm.

reading that was very frustrating

reading you is very frustrating too >.<

heh heh heh :> yeah most of the time i just write one big paragraph, dont worry with grammar or whatever either hehe

whenever I read anything you write it does not feel that you write a sentence but rather just write how you speak in real life :D

And that is not helping!

hehe yeah i spose i do, also im very lazy most of the time so that doesnt help either :P

and you abuse the word either :D

its either that or use new words ;)

actually getting through that is quite crucial and you get used to writing esr-style

Karby changed some of the phrases. No idea why :S

translation arranged alcoholic Flatecek :D

stalo protivno zahodit na esr

Why?

what ?

hule tebe protivno-to, blyad?

tebe to chto, jalkyi anonymous

mne pohuy, jalkiy stpbozin:)

tak a hule ti togda sprashivaesh, sovsem debil ?

:) prosto vstretil russkuyu re4 na esr i vdrug poveyalo rodnymi prostorami... matugami... shirokoy rusyu-matushkoy:)))

prodvigaites k genitaliam

Yes I agree with both of you.

glad for you

You really had to pick a message with "genitaliam" in it to decide to agree, didn't you?

That's offensive :(

What's wrong with being offensive?

It just made me laugh, sorry :)

Prepare to feel the wrath of a thousand genitalia!

Why disgusted?

coz he's my own personal hater :)

i am not hate you, I do not respect you and dont like your ugly face. It's different things. You are too pitiable to hate you.

aaaahhhh, you so cute :) I just love your msgs :)

"cooke kills Quake" ©roychez
who is roychez

I hope the barrell was comfortable.

fail troll attempt, Dio

hi

WHO ARE YOU???

WHO AM I???

YOU ARE THE DEMONS (or smth like that)

We already know what the Russians can do brah!

Evil is the Tsar Bomba of Quake Live!