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The Cure for Cancer (20 comments)

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Posted by G.I. Jonesy @ 08:30 CDT, 28 August 2011 - iMsg

So cancer has finally been cured. If you have cancer, all you need to do is get aids. They cancel each other out. If you don't believe me, try it. Give yourself cancer, and then give yourself aids. Would I lie to you in such a way it would kill you? Of course I would... I mean, wouldn't.

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<< Comment #1 @ 10:09 CDT, 28 August 2011 >>

By

vinkieee

how do u give your self cancer

<< Comment #2 @ 11:23 CDT, 28 August 2011 >>

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Xen_Crypt - Reply to #1

crt

<< Comment #3 @ 11:16 CDT, 29 August 2011 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #1

Most people already have cancer in them. Its just dormant in most, but its just pot luck apparently.

The good die young!

<< Comment #4 @ 11:16 CDT, 29 August 2011 >>

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Jamerio : - Reply to #1

Most people already have cancer in them. Its just dormant in most, but its just pot luck apparently.

The good die young!

<< Comment #5 @ 13:14 CDT, 29 August 2011 >>

By

erok - Reply to #1

stick your balls in a microwave

<< Comment #6 @ 14:06 CDT, 29 August 2011 >>

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u3a6 - Reply to #5

then you can have free marijuana and also hop around with your gigantic balls, then when you get rid of the cancer, your women can have a nice coat made of the extra skin that grew

<< Comment #8 @ 15:04 CDT, 29 August 2011 >>

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erok - Reply to #6

precisely! :D

<< Comment #7 @ 14:07 CDT, 29 August 2011 >>

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u3a6

you should start a religion, this has some potential, someone suggest a name please

<< Comment #11 @ 15:59 CDT, 29 August 2011 >>

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CLains - Reply to #7

the cancer aids

<< Comment #9 @ 15:34 CDT, 29 August 2011 >>

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Kyto

THC proven to kill cancer cells.

<< Comment #10 @ 15:45 CDT, 29 August 2011 >>

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son1dow

Wasn't it HIV? Not sure, haven't read the newest news.

Kyto, there are also researches saying that it causes cancer. It's funny how I'm becoming the "no source guy", but I think I lost the bookmarks lol.

Edited by son1dow at 15:45 CDT, 29 August 2011

<< Comment #12 @ 05:56 CDT, 30 August 2011 >>

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Carillo - Reply to #10

As far as I remember, it was a modified HI virus. Iit killed leukemia cells from victim's blood and what's more, also from their bone marrow.

<< Comment #14 @ 06:35 CDT, 30 August 2011 >>

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son1dow - Reply to #12

In this order:

http://science.slashdot.org/story/05/02/14/15...ght-be-HIV

http://science.slashdot.org/story/11/08/11/14...red-By-HIV

~~But what about AIDS? He's just messing, I guess.~~
LOL I'm badly deprived of sleep.

Edited by son1dow at 06:41 CDT, 30 August 2011

<< Comment #18 @ 14:07 CDT, 30 August 2011 >>

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tourist - Reply to #14

"Both the National Cancer Institute and several pharmaceutical companies declined to pay for the research. Neither applicants nor funders discuss the reasons an application is turned down. But good guesses are the general shortage of funds and the concept tried in this experiment was too novel and, thus, too risky for consideration."

^^

<< Comment #19 @ 17:55 CDT, 1 September 2011 >>

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Kyto - Reply to #10

It's all a matter of whose studies you believe. Just google and you can find research supporting both sides.

<< Comment #20 @ 04:00 CDT, 3 September 2011 >>

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son1dow - Reply to #19

Yes, I know.

<< Comment #13 @ 06:06 CDT, 30 August 2011 >>

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mefajpE^

link?

<< Comment #15 @ 06:54 CDT, 30 August 2011 >>

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Xen_Crypt - Reply to #13

zelda?

<< Comment #16 @ 07:56 CDT, 30 August 2011 >>

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dcy

I choose you, HIV!

"HIV used AIDS, it was super effective!"

"Cancer was defeated"

"AIDS has reached level 20! AIDS is EVOLVING!"

"AIDS has EVOLVED into...

"Shorter life span!"

Okay, i'm done.

Edited by dcy at 07:57 CDT, 30 August 2011

<< Comment #17 @ 14:06 CDT, 30 August 2011 >>

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Ryan2015

Smoke cigarettes backwards?

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