Did you guys see the Saints game? It was fucking brutal. They beat the shit out of Brett Favre. In retrospect, it seems cruel. Almost makes me feel sorry for Favre, he is kind of old. But even after getting pummeled play-after-play, he still managed to make accurate passes.

I used to play a little football with some friends. It was just touch. I played cornerback and kick-returner. Damn was I good. It might seem a little odd playing corner and kick-returner, but it actually makes a lot of sense. Returning kicks alone won't take away from your defensive capabilities, unless you get injured. And because, as a cornerback, you must be quick and agile, it makes you a good kick-returner.

What about all you non-Union members? What if the NFL became the Global Football League? Would you fuckers like to challenge the best football players in the world???