Shaving everything makes it itchy as fuck, plus it just looks weird, innit?

Discuss?

only once

nah, it'll always look weird.

i meant i was only going to discuss it this once

no hair ftw

Trim.

I concur. I can't take a razor to my nutsac it's far too wrinkly for that shit, i fucking fear that i'll slice my ballsac and my nuts will fall out.

if you go downwards, it just cuts the hairs smooth as fuck lol you wouldn't expect it

I tried it once and to be fair it worked out well, but honestly it scares the shit out of me to take anything sharp anywhere near my ballsack. Even when I trim I'm shitting bricks holding scissors that close

yea it takes some balls to shave your sack

i just shave it all off, takes a bit of looking after but feels alot cleaner and looks better, + i dont sit in class curling my pubes anymore....

is only itchy first time btw, you get used to it then and its fine

but then you look like you haven't hit puberty yet.

but you can have porno sex, and pussies look better without no hair and keeps you dick hard for longer watching um ride

Also makes you look a bit larger as well. Not that I need the help, but any gain is a gain

also have no chance of getting crabs, and chix wont cry if they manage to deep throat all your dick

if they try to deep throat all of my dick, my cockhead will dissolve in their stomach acid.

Just ask them not to bite. :)

it would if i was the only person doing it, but it seems like there's more people doing it than not, nowadays...

When I had a gf (now forever alone) I used to shave ballsack, sides and arround the base.

Now i just trim, it's alot of effort to go to for just myself :)

you also look bigger :)

gotta shave that shit keep it fresh naw mean

I agree with your statements.

dreadlocks ftw

esreality: where ball(er)s meet reality.

anyone ever tried nair on their junk? probably hurts like a bitch

There's special mild nair for junk.

sucks dont bother (:

Shave and trim is the only way!

shave n trim here, too. Also, this thread isn't gay at all.
/penis

8=====D~~

trim @ balls n dick
Shave above so pubic hair doesn't creep out too high up or too far to the sides.

all gone, not a single piece of hair as far as the whispering eye can see

Why did i read this thread =(

Replies for #3 are just too awesome.

wtf

trim+shame. tho shaving can cause ugly hermatoma.

also completly hairless mons pubis is pedo bear territory.

passiv rimming is also nice with smooth ass. but i dont always show that kind of mercy to girls xD

Shaved to perfection.

what shape do u shave it in? i like those landing strips above vaginas, u got those?

:D

answer the question plz.

I trim it like a fucking pro, trying to make it look like it's a shawod of my cock!

OM NOM NOM

shave into smiley faces

A true fanboy will shave it into a Quake logo :D

Shaving everything would be optimal. If you grow hair at the lower base of the shaft, shave. Also fucking shave pubes around your cock. If you don't want to get super itchy balls after 2 days, trim it as short as possible, but as I said, shaving the whole thing is ideal.

If you are getting laid and girls doesn't care about your balls being hairy, you are fucking really ugly-to-average girls. 7/10+ and being shaved is simply a must. If you are not shaved they will not call you again, ever.

I shave the whole thing and girls love it. It's great to have your balls sucked no problems by the girl, just as I love eating pussy without any fucking hair on there.

TL;DR: Shave you fucking moron.

haha

Hey Liam.

I'm gonna wait to see what some quake pros do before updating my ballsack cfg

lulz

find out what razor™ they use!!!

: D

if cyphers eyebrows mean anything...

...and av3k shaved his head bald before gamescom...

... and noctis didn't simply trim his pony tail.....

.. he used it to get extensions ...

... and there won't be any strenx jokes here (for a good reason) ...

... as it isn't his pummel ...

trim

how about removing the balls with hair?

removing the balls, but not the ballhair, antigravity hair ???? profit

I like to shave my ballsack, and trim my cockarea, what about the rest of you gentleman? I'm bi-curious!

fixed.

I like juggling other mens balls, however, I am not gay. I just find it amusing.

Here is a "Guide to physical attraction for the average ESR user":

http://www.esreality.com/index.php?a=post&id=875745

It covers ball-hair as well as ass-hair in depth, and it goes then on to discuss nose- and dick-hair. Other topics include sock-selection and general behaviour towards the opposite sex. It should land you a girl in no time.

Needs and update including nipple hair and gooch

Boobs. Vagina. Now that I've saved this thread, stop being so gay.

Finally, a thread that truly reflects on ESR.

Wait, when did we become part of new jersey?

shave it alllllllll

Oo

I blame this on you, plaZma ;(

Saddened because it replaced the gay thug add?

yes,



also for the "cheap, willing sheep from Wales" ad :[

'Muslim girls for UK'

Sick man, and only 20€

I might have to look into that actually!

1. Why on earth is ID getting hair&beauty products for a first person shooter game? Surely computer hardware/software would be a better idea
2. Why on earth would a hair&beauty company want to advertise on a game primarily aimed at hairy 2X year olds?
3. Can you give me the link to the website please?

1. don't know, doesn't make any sense to me, so I blame plaZma
2. don't know, doesn't make any sense to me, so I blame plaZma
3. They are booked out until next spring :(

3. I don't want to book an appointment. Just jack off over the redhead








NOJOKE.

3. you are going to be very disappointed once you fint out the bitter fat, ugly male truth behind advertising :[

short cut with scissors. shaving will be looking gay especially if you are hairy (chest, legs).
edit: meant pubis. shave balls