Doolamite1: hey guess what
Doolamite1: jar is a sick fuck
jtnmazz: lol is he? HE IS
jtnmazz: jar's my pal
jtnmazz: he helped me with my finance homework
jtnmazz: cause hes a jew
jtnmazz: and he knows all that stuff

<cyanide> im pimping the teen chat rooms on yahoo
<cAd_k00k> hahah
<cyanide> laerth style
<zfz\frost\et> LOL sick
<cAd_k00k> your just talking to fat chicks you understand that right
<cAd_k00k> hahah
<cyanide> neg well at least this one wasnt fat when the pic was taken
<cyanide> shes pretty cute
<zfz\frost\et> are you trying to have sex with her and give her aids?
<cyanide> yes obviously

<cyanide> prasteban
<QUAKE]|[ARENA> sup guys
<cyanide> that azn chick emamiled me
<QUAKE]|[ARENA> this nick rules
<QUAKE]|[ARENA> DUDE
<QUAKE]|[ARENA> WHAT THE FUCK
<cyanide> HAHHAHA
<cyanide> I DONT KNOW WTF
<cyanide> haha praST
<cyanide> i am corrupting your species
<cyanide> with my impure kraut semen
<QUAKE]|[ARENA> FUCKING KRAUSTEBAN
<cyanide> HAHAH

<QUAKE]|[ARENA> sup guys
<QUAKE]|[ARENA> coolest nick on etg
<gas|NFL`gogogog> lol
<Buttsakk> oh go eric
<Buttsakk> u da cooliest now
<UT][k3> eric, ut][k3 pwnz QUAKE]|[ARENA
<UT][k3> U KNOW THIS

<cyanide> prast ill find out of she has a hot friend for you
<cyanide> ill hook you up
<QUAKE]|[ARENA> thx bud
<QUAKE]|[ARENA> i still hate her tho
<cyanide> shes from your area isnt she
<cyanide> SF
<QUAKE]|[ARENA> depedns
<QUAKE]|[ARENA> the sf bay area
<QUAKE]|[ARENA> is big
<QUAKE]|[ARENA> im about an hour hour and a half from the city
<cyanide> well you dont mind a commute to tap hot azn ass right
<QUAKE]|[ARENA> possibly
<QUAKE]|[ARENA> depends on if they are insane
<QUAKE]|[ARENA> or not
<cyanide> lol
<cyanide> prast stop being so picky
<QUAKE]|[ARENA> im speaking from past experienece

<cyanide> i fucked a 17 y/o 2 weeks ago
<cyanide> and 3 18 y/os
<cAd_HeLLaPiMpEd> hahah
<cyanide> all without condoms
<cAd_HeLLaPiMpEd> i did not read that
<zfz\frost> all with aids
<cAd_HeLLaPiMpEd> lol

<zfz\frost> http://www.esreality.com/?a=users&user_id=15548
<cAd_k00k> hahah frost
<cAd_k00k> where the fuck did you find that chair
<cAd_k00k> hahah
<cAd_k00k> looks like'a hotel chair
<zfz\frost> thats at qcon
<cAd_k00k> haha
<cAd_k00k> ahh ok
<cAd_k00k> hahah
<cAd_HeLLaPiMpEd> hahhahah

<schmorky> hey scribe is stx-rage your boyfriend?
<stx-rage> <3<#
<scribe> depends on whois asking.
<stx-rage> obviously david q. schnurman longnose himself
<scribe> is he krystal's bf?
<stx-rage> i dont think jar has sex w/ girls
<stx-rage> he just eats his own semen
<scribe> selfconsumin atleast.
<schmorky> more like selfconsemen HAHAHA
<scribe> ha
<zfz\frost> SICK!!#@@!#

<zfz\frost> or in jar's case the freshmen boys get fucked up the ass
<schmorky> my cock hasnt been shit free for a week
<schmorky> nm
<zfz\frost> disgusting

<cAd_wolff> cy talk about how you shit in y0r pants
<cyanide> well one time i shit my pants at work
<zfz\frost> haha uhoh
<cyanide> and another time i shit my pants in the gym
<cyanide> while i was benching
<zfz\frost> hahah
<cAd_k00k> hahah
<cyanide> and ive shit my bed lots of times when i wa sdrunk
<cAd_k00k> HAHAHAH
* cAd_HeLLaPiMpEd holding his hands over his eyes
<cAd_k00k> fucking nasty
<zfz\frost> cy has some seriously sick shit stories
<cAd_k00k> hahah
<cyanide> one time i couldnt shit because i was constipated
<cyanide> so i used a toothbrush to unstick the shit
<cAd_k00k> WT
<cAd_k00k> OMFG
<zfz\frost> FUCKING SUCK
<cAd_k00k> NASTY
<cAd_k00k> HAHAHAHAH
<zfz\frost> sICK
<cyanide> not the brush end
<cyanide> the handle
<cyanide> god you guys are sick

<cyanide> praststeban?
<zfz\frost> SUP
<cyanide> hey chinksteban pal #1
<cyanide> y does sauce h8 so much
<zfz\frost> are u being mean to him again
<cyanide> neg
<cyanide> he thinks im lying about all the times i shit my pants
<cyanide> and humped 18 y/os
<cyanide> i mean wtf its not like they were all supermodels
<cyanide> but i dont lie about that kind of shit
<zfz\frost> yes
<cyanide> it just pisses me off
<zfz\frost> tell me about hwo you pooped ur pants again while lifting weights
<zfz\frost> or wahtever
<cyanide> i just say these things to be funny
<cyanide> and its funny to me because they're true
<cyanide> lol
<cyanide> that happened last year
<cyanide> when i was lifting w/my roommate
<cyanide> there were these 2 hot blonde girls
<cyanide> in the weight room lifting too
<cyanide> aned i was checking them out
<cyanide> and one of them was checking me out
<cyanide> so we were about to do bench
<cyanide> and i was like fuck it put on 185
<cyanide> which is too mcuh for me usually
<cyanide> but i was trying to impress them
<cyanide> and i had been feeling a shit coming on
<cyanide> all fucking day
<cyanide> because i hadnt been eating many solids
<cyanide> so i put it up once, roommate is spotting me
<cyanide> go up the second time halfway
<cyanide> and im like trying oso hard
<cyanide> and i feel the shit
<cyanide> about to explode out of my ass
<cyanide> so im trying to squeeze it
<cyanide> in
<cyanide> while im trying to bench 185 lbs
<cyanide> im like OMFG PLEASE NOT AGAIN
<cyanide> but my squeeze maneuver didnt work
<cyanide> io was like hoping it wouldnt be a fart
<zfz\frost> :<
<cyanide> but then i felt the familiar warm sensation
<cyanide> all over my ass
<cyanide> er hoping it would be a fart
<zfz\frost> liquid shit?
<cyanide> yeah
<cyanide> i fucking shit liquid all in my gym shorts
<zfz\frost> LOL thats a great story
<cyanide> luckily they were black
<cyanide> and i bolted the fuck out of there
<cyanide> to wash my ass
<cyanide> i havent shit my pants for a long time thoughj
<cyanide> over a year
<cyanide> i think the losing weight + not drinking all the time helped