So is the gun actually a penis?

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what is this I don't even

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PAPER TOWELS!

To clean this shit off my monitor

"the butter knife performed its designated task nobly, both sides demonstrating their uncontested capacity for spreading condiments"

That was beautiful

tldr, skimmed through it and nothing that would remind me of Jonesys talent was there, nothing political, nothing critical, just another middle school wannabe with 90000 adjectives..