In West Philadelphia I'm born and raised
on the playground is where I spent most of my days.
chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
and shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
when a couple of guys who were up to no good
started makin' trouble in my neighbourhood.

I got in one little fight and my mum got scared

said your movin in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

the liscense plate said 'fresh' and had dice in the mirror
if anything i could say this cab was rare, but i thought nah forget it yo holmes to bel-air
i pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
looked at my kingdom and i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air

:(

sup biiiiiitch
ONE

Westwood izit

you mofo, hogged all the lines.

there's still the original which has more lines
do that!

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way;
she gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it!

First class, yo this is bad,
drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
if this's what the people of Bel-Air livin' like,
hmm this might be alright!

I'm pretty sure its "the discount was rare"

im pretty sure your mums on discount

your amazing love

negative :O

sup G

word dawg

\o/

one of the best shows ever still watch it on tv although its 10000000x rewinded

its on bravo!

'Allo 'Allo! ownz yall!

+2 cool points... although Alan Partridge is the actual comedy show that 'ownz yall'.

back of the net!

I like it how Jazz is thrown outta the house everytime he and Phil meet.

Anyone remember the Cheat in the original NBA Jam where you could play as will smith!?

Ugly shot




From downtown!

the Cheat is a small yellow furry alien. gedditright.

the kdawg effect

Kdawg Le Pew - Fragrance of Troll

water of notre dame?

Haha... I'll take a bottle of Damnation please!

*frolics around cleansing chavs*

i like fresh air

I have some moderatly fresh hair if that'll do?

if it's from your beard i'll take it!

It could easily be mistaken for beard hair. I'll leave it at that.

as long as i could make a back scrubber out of it