TheMistress has been scratched by kitten master
Revenge!

she just looks so innocent tho 8o

wow a picture of a pussy! PUN

anywayz, i have dealt with many kittens and never been "attacked" so viciously as you describe, but as long as you play with them a lot when they're young, and they have a good time with you, they turn out increidibly tame (well, as tame as a cat can get)

do you look like this?----> o_Q

mow mow mow

I though you were about to show us you patched eye hehehe.

*puts tape on the kitties paw*
woot!!

hope your eye heals quick missy!

take a picture of u whit the patch and post it.

no way... LMAO!

=D

\o/

haha missy
one eyed bandit

er lol
I'm guessing its not the one eyed bandit we talk about where I live

oh, and STIMPY is da best cat in da woorld!!!! ;)

Cats can not be tamed. Unlike dogs, who are attached to their owners, cats get attached to their breeding ground, in this case your house! :)
In the begining make sure she gets a little spankig and knows what she can and can't do. And make sure YOU are the one that feeds her all the time, then you'll see how attached she'll get. I used to have three :)

If it makes u feel any better about the eye, i once had a cigarett (spelling check) directly into my eye. I actually heard the hissing sound of when the cig. and eye touched!
I advise u not to try that! :))

just gonna say ure wrong :)

U replied my post now after all this time!??!? :)))
u bored or....?
;>

its only 3 days late ... plus ure 2 days late :|

3 days late? maybe...that's if u don't count the two months :)
Check the date again ;)

bah never seen that :< click my plus =^.^=

That's why you cut cat's claws just like humans do. (I don't mean removing them by operation). We got lots of cats, and I can tell you it helps. Just go buy the scissors for cats.

And to that guy above me:
Cats can be very well tamed. Mine even aport a stick back when I throw it. And just like with dogs, every sort of cat may it be: persian, russian blue, oriental, siamese, minecoon, etc.. has its own character, so go buy a book about cats. >:)

While I'm at it, I can promote my cats >:)

http://www.blue-shadows.com

can I have one?

You can buy one!

no you can sponser me

If you're cute >:)

And to this shit above me...taming a cat and teaching a cat to do stupid tricks are two different things

What the hell goes through your brain!?!? The girl asked for advice, some of us offered it and yet you come up with this lame brain idea how you can throw a stick! Like WOW! Bravo you! You can throw a stick!!! (Applause) And now you are this cat expert, and I should read a book about cats!?! WTF?!?

Nowhere do u actually answer the girls question!

I told that it is certainly possible to tame cats, not every cat but most. We have 15 cats at home, we're going to cat shows allover the world, we breed them. I have a daily contact with the president of the Slovenian cat fanciers federation. What do you think, who has more knowledge about cats - you or me?

You can't fully tame kittens, but you can make them a lot more nice and less agressive. She wouldn't have had the eye hurt if she would cut the claws of the kitten, what is a good step to do, if the kitten is hyper-active. Next thing is to do a lot of playing with him, with not allowing it to hit you with claws, this is simply done, by saying loud: STOP/AU! and sligtly tapping its paws with your fingers. It won't hapen from one day to other, it takes some time.

On a side note: Most white cats, are deaf. If somebodies heaving problems with white cats, who act like they're ignoring all you say/yell. Go and make an audio test on it. This has nothing to do with your cat Missy.

Some people prefer castrating the cats, soon as possible to not let their hormons get lose, so they're less agressive.

And try to spare your comments like "... shit above" for your friends. And I did answer how to prevail this, by simply cutting the claws on the cat, a stiff claw + paw wont get you any scars nor more severe injuries.

Your comment about how a lit cig, hit you in the eye, helped a lot I guess.

The girl asked how to tame cats, not how to cut their nails!
Obviously you can't read...wich u showed once again by comenting "Your comment about how a lit cig, hit you in the eye, helped a lot I guess."

First of all, if you look just a centimeter higher you will notice that there actually exists some more text, and what do u know!?!? It's actually some advice! And What else do u know...it's actually the same advice u happened to mention!
As for the cig. ... Once again your brain stoped functioning after reading the first word. Obviously it switched on again at the very end. Just to help you out here... Notice the sentence "As for the eye... " Thus CHANGING THE SUBJECT from cats to eyes, in hoping to make the girl feel better....Now how she feels about it is up to her.

Although i will give you credit that you actually said something decent about cats near the end.

You can tame kittens not to scratch as you can tame babies not to cry in the middle of the night. You can't fully tame them, as they're young and they want to play. I'm sometimes also full of scratches and stuff, when they try to climb my trousers <- there comes my advice, to cut the claws, and such things wont happen, even if the cat gets mad, and starts to scratch whatever comes in way. It's not like her cat did that on purpose, I guess it was playing, and saddly hit her eye.

On the other hand, going with a head, near a little kitten, which doesn't quite yet understands what he shouldn't do is not a good idea. So it needs to learn certain things - which it does, from playing ang growing older. Most old cats (pets), do very well know, that you can get hurt by playing with them. So they don't use claws while playing with your fingers or walking over you. If you have some toys it's a different story, they'll try to catch it with claws, since it's like catching food for them, and when you come close with the hand, you could get scratched. If the cat gets scared, it also uses it's claws, or if the cat wants to fight another cat. This is the worst way to stick your hand in (i did that, and the cat bit me right through it). If that happens, the best way to get them apart is, by spraying watter over them, not a bucket, but little drops. But this has nothing to do with the question at all.

no h8!

Nice posts FYI. Interesting read. I had a cat for years; found it abandoned in a country road and took it home.
The wee bugger used to claw u so that it went though the skin, then lie back and wash its other paw while you were screaming lol.

beh

they all look same :<

True >:)

K. crazycat.

Meowwwww

By Ms.X (iMsg*, Reply)
mow mow mow

cats own all ! :D

cats are awesome.

You can't tame a cat but I'm sure that cats grow out of their kitten stage, and when they do, they usually calm down.

p.s. that's one beautiful kitten :)

But anyway uhm does anyone know how to tame kittens? 8o


jump on it and scratch its eye, so it sees what it did.

hrhr :>

lol kittens should be on the floor damnit, not in freakin head-height!

well f*ckin said! :d

Maybe she was involved in a 69 wif her pussy ? :>

omfg... just got one crazy picture of that in my head now. Thanks m8, you saved my day! :D

:>

poor u

Have you uploaded the picture to www.ratemykitten.com ? It's a great site for cute kittens (seriously) :)

Or CliffyB's Cat Scan

This made me cringe :( sorry to hear, lucky your eye is still usable though :)

Archive.

that kitten looks so cute :)

btw. dont worry about it, cats get tame when they are Older...

Just love them and respect them, you'll get it all back and everything will be fine :p

Don't stick to all the "rules" like "make them clear you are the boss" ... I mean, damn thats not a way to treat an animal imo :p

Just be real (dunno how to explain it differently) :]

yes, well with dogs u HAVE to make it clear, especially with BIG dogs. otherwise they'll just bite u, and ur pretty much stuffed. If they start thinking they're more important than u, they'll stop taking commands, and then ur pretty much stuffed too. What alot of ppl don't understand is that, animals are just that, animals. They're not humans. They understand and feel less then humans. THAT DOES NOT MEAN you have to be mean to them or abuse them, that just means that you have to give them a treat if they've deserved it, that's how u train dogs :). Also, they have to understand that ur the boss, then u have their respect. ANYWAY THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT CATS AND IM TALKING ABOUT DOGS AND OMG THINGS Aadhfsuedfwsd'fknsdfsdf

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Excellent! Cat home videos are my favourite. Especially little kittens who think they can jump far but instead miss tables by a meter or so :))

Obviously that cat was a n00b, if it had set com_maxfps to 125 it would of made the jump eeeaassy.

and he didn't strafejump

:) haha

Argh I have scratches all over to go with the eye one! But when she got me in the eye, I was just laying down on the couch (NOT moving). She was on the other couch arm rest, jumped from there to mine (my head was against the couch's armrest) and then she decided it was time to scratch me!
I really hope SPAYING her will help.....
I miss my old kitty =(


*(she died in january because she was trapped under the neighbor's house when they TENTED IT FOR TERMITES)

she was 11 years old.

kittens mostly like to do that, they kind of jump from somewhere, and then they get scared (no-one knows of what) and then they hit someone whos near :), I've seen that many times.

both sad storys :< as u can tell i'm a massive kitty lover :'<

darn =(
I don't know if i could cut her nails every month or so; what if i cut too much and she starts bleeding?? I wouldn't want to inflict that pain on her =(

You cut just the tip of it (-) as big as that minus. Wont hurt the cat, but some cats don't like that, so you need to be strong, or you need two persons, one to hold her and one to cut. And you need to cut it more often, since the cat will scratch them back to shape in no time.

Declawing should be illegal all over the world, this is a bad joke.

tbh i can see that kitten is evil, its got a look in its eye:D

I'm sure the cats nice really:D

lol satan kitty

*edit - 1000th post!!

w00t, im just in front of ya ;]

i'd say i was just behind her , but people might raise eyebrows

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o_O

hmm doesn't really work does it =]

the server is down, i'll try to upload it to esr later

cats are nice :D

urs is just abit younge, there a little mean at that age.. :)

i got 5 :x (2 normal, 1 persian, then the persian got raped and had 5 babies so we kept 2 :x)

damn pussy raping bastards !! :>

lol, it got raped by some dodgy cat that had no tail, now 1 of my cats has a pig like curly tail :)

grahahaha

You should learn them not to use their nails when they touch you, I've had 3 cats and they will learn that in a 1 to 3 months or so. If you stroke the upperside of a kitten's claw she will retract her nails. Ofcourse you should be nice to them too or they will scratch you anyway :)

Agressive pussy eh?

hey i thought we were talking about cats :>

http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=421717#421717

har har

Catfight :)

lolz you have a hairy pussy (hahahah now thats a good one) !!11

Put senep in the ass of it :D

cute :)

is it just me or do i see a hitler mustach on the cat ?

It's called 'nose' ?

the nose is over the mustach

cats like to attack people's eyes
they are somehow fascinated by them and then they cant resist
well, at least i think so

anyways, if she does it again, throw her through the room or something

sry about the eye thing but about cats..

if you're "honest" and not mean to a cat + keep the rules straight, the cat will respect you, thats how it works with mine. even when i really annoy her by chasing her through the house etc she never gets really aggressive because she knows that i dont hurt her. my brother can hardly get near her because the cat knows he's up to no good :P same for my chair, she loves to scratch it so everytime while sleeping curled up in a ball on it, all relaxed and she tries to scratch it, i throw her out the room with no warning. cats actually learn :P

just be yourself towards the cat, but at that age you cant say the cat is aggressive, it's just testing.

OOH ARR

cats will stop being like that when they get "older" like half a year or something... the kitten gets used to you... stops wetting your couch... and isnt that aggressive anymore =)

Put the bastard in washing machine.

rofl. don't do that mistress , she'll turn into a killer cat.:D

Does anyone have a link to that thread where there was a picture of a really cute kitty, and then people started photoshoping it and posting their pictures? That was hilarious, but I couldn't find where the link was posted with a site search.

I'm not even sure if it was this site that I got the link from, but maybe someone knows anyway :(

Mm... pussy... I like that word.