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I'm burning (18 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 17:18 CST, 7 February 2010 - iMsg
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Gaming mafia (5 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 07:17 CST, 25 November 2009 - iMsg
I just have to share this, I thought it was awsome.

Virtual Mafia in Online Worlds

If you allow players in an online world to penalize each other, you open the door to extortion:

One of the features that supported user socialization in the game was the ability to declare that another user was a trusted friend. The feature involved a graphical display that showed the faces of users who had declared you trustworthy outlined in green, attached in a hub-and-spoke pattern to your face in the center.


That feature was fine as far as it went, but unlike other social networks, The Sims Online allowed users to declare other users untrustworthy too. The face of an untrustworthy user appeared circled in bright red among all the trustworthy faces in a user's hub.

It didn't take long for a group calling itself the Sims Mafia to figure out how to use this mechanic to shake down new users when they arrived in the game. The dialog would go something like this:

"Hi! I see from your hub that you're new to the area. Give me all your Simoleans or my friends and I will make it impossible to rent a house.”

"What are you talking about?"

"I'm a member of the Sims Mafia, and we will all mark you as untrustworthy, turning your hub solid red (with no more room for green), and no one will play with you. You have five minutes to comply. If you think I'm kidding, look at your hub-three of us have already marked you red. Don't worry, we'll turn it green when you pay…"

If you think this is a fun game, think again-a typical response to this shakedown was for the user to decide that the game wasn't worth $10 a month. Playing dollhouse doesn't usually involve gangsters.

Edited by LoCK at 07:20 CST, 25 November 2009 - 2001 Hits
Shub_Nigga turns out to be Yuka (354 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 14:32 CST, 9 November 2009 - iMsg
Apparently the recent comeback of the Q2-legend Shub_Nigga was too good to be true as it turned out to be the known cheater Yuka.

Loosely translated from the Swedish site
"Shub_nigga was a fake

A few days ago reported that the Q2-legend Shub_Nigga had come back to the spotlight and Quake Live. Shub had joined pstarz where, amongst others, Quake star Cooller playes TDM. The team also won their first match against top seeded LLL.

The truth has come to light about "Shub_Nigga".
Alot of people were saying on both the comment section and IRC that this probably was a fake. One thing that stood out was that Shub didn't know any Swedish, although he is Norwegian. These accusations have now shown their selves to be true.

Shub_Nigga was really another player called Yuka, who have been caught cheating in the past.
Apparently it was a known cheater who has previously played in k1ck (where some Swedes also play) by the name Yuka who had started calling himself Shub. This worked so well that he managed to trick the whole pstarz clan. ESL havn't had a clue about this since pstarz still remain the victor over LLL in the ESM QL TDM.

id Softwares Community Manager, SyncError, caught the impostor.
After being asked by some known Quake profiles SyncError chose to check this Shub_nigga via IP tracking, and it turned out to be the already banned Yuka."

When I asked SyncError on IRC about his method on finding out it was actually Yuka playing he said:
"Several players (around a dozen) had reported shub_nigga in the past few days. Claims that he neither knew his native tongue and that his play style was different.
They believed him to be another player who was already actively playing on another team. I looked into the claims and after following a few trails from the account information found that yuka had obtained a new ip address and registered the account 'shub_nigga' on Nov 2nd.
I then spoke with yuka on irc and he confirmed that he was playing under the alias.
The account is currently banned."

Source: - SyncError (id Software community manager)
Edited by xou at 18:46 CST, 9 November 2009 - 117162 Hits
Site feature suggestions (15 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 02:28 CDT, 18 September 2009 - iMsg
I thought it would be quite nice with a thread where people might suggest features they would like ESR to have. Or improve existing ones of course.

I'll start with one thing I've wanted for some time now. In big threads, like 4-500 comments, it's nice to have the "go to first unread comment"-button. But I would like something which follows me as I go through the thread and directs me to the next unread comment after that also. Sometimes there are like a hundred comments between and it becomes a hassle to find the next one by scrolling. Especially here at work where I'm working on a laptop which has like a 2x2 pixel resolution.

Make it happen dudes...
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Hub3tourney1 - Where did it go? (11 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 12:16 CDT, 7 September 2009 - iMsg
Hey, what happened to hub3tourney1 (Dismemberment)? People stopped playing it but I can't really remember why.
The reason I'm asking is because I liked it, and I want it in Quake Live. =(

Edited by LoCK at 12:16 CDT, 7 September 2009 - 2381 Hits
QuakeCon'09 -vs- Various (13 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 04:58 CDT, 28 August 2009 - iMsg

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Gametype: N/A
Map: Various Maps
Mod: N/A
Viewpoint: Various
How to play back QL demos

Here is a torrent for one pack with all the demos released from Quakecon '09 (all unsorted).

A pack sorted by players is up on filefront:
Edited by xou at 21:08 CDT, 28 August 2009 - 4579 Hits
Quakecon '09 demos (9 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 03:29 CDT, 27 August 2009 - iMsg
Here they are for those who've missed it. Enjoy!

Quakecon '09 demos

I've gathered all the demos now and put them in one pack. Download them here:


Direct link:
Edited by LoCK at 16:43 CDT, 28 August 2009 - 2177 Hits
Extreme gore movies (128 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 07:43 CDT, 10 August 2009 - iMsg
From time to time I like to gross my friends out with movies that contain extremely graphical, gory violance. Movies such as À l'intérieur, Guinea Pig (all of them), Ichi the killer (not that bad gory though) and so on. Today I came across another one to the collection, and it's a keeper. It's called Gurotesuku, and it kinda the same as atleast the first Guinea Pig movie. People get kidnapped, tortured and killed in nasty ways (weeee). =P


Go ahead and post more of these kind of movies if you know any. Chances are big I've already seem them, but there might be some I've missed.

DO NOT fucking post disgusting videos of people getting killed or hurt for real. Somehow I get sick in my stomach the instant I realize someone actually got hurt for real. I can't even watch someone break a leg while skating.
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Today my life became complete (102 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 09:55 CDT, 7 June 2009 - iMsg
Whaddup now bitches?
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The nastiest tattoo I ever saw. (12 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 23:56 CST, 5 January 2009 - iMsg
Is this:

Jesus christ of a hampster that's nasty. I don't know why Liam decided to tattoo his face but yeah... whatever works for you mate.
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Tribes 2 revived! (17 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 17:01 CST, 5 January 2009 - iMsg
Tribes 2, the last game from Dynamix and an incredibly fun multiplayer game had it's master server shut down in november of 2008.

Now we may rejoice again as a fan based master server has been set up where you don't even need a cd-key to play.

So if you're up for some Tribes 2 action, go here for the download and start the skiing and disc shooting ASAP!

Edited by Badb0y at 00:05 CST, 11 January 2009 - 3859 Hits
Vanilla Ice predicted the 9/11 attacks! (9 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 19:48 CST, 15 November 2008 - iMsg
It's true!

Also, Starcraft live from Korea over at in 7 hours! Man I can't wait for the sAviOr vs Pretty (free) game to start! So head over there in 7 hours, you're in for a treat!
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Averatec-Intel Classic -Starcraft- Live (5 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 12:00 CST, 8 November 2008 - iMsg
I just wanna give you guys who usually miss the live cast from the Averatec-Intel Classic 2008 Season 2 tournament in Starcraft a headsup for tomorrow. In 15 hours the broadcasting will begin, don't miss it! Catch all the live Starcraft goodness from Korea at !

And for you who missed last weeks games you have to watch the Xellos vs Tempest game 2. Is was insanely exciting!

Go go!
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Congratulation USA! (22 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 22:14 CST, 4 November 2008 - iMsg
You made the right choice, good for you!
Your thoughts on your president for the next four years?
Edited by LoCK at 22:16 CST, 4 November 2008 - 5997 Hits
Averatec-Intel Classic 2008 Season 2 (4 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 04:52 CDT, 26 October 2008 - iMsg
Just wanted to inform you guys that you are able to catch the live feed from Averatec-Intel classic 2008 Season 2 Starcraft tournament just now. One match down, three to go for today.

Catch it here:

And for you who missed it, watch the seond map of Stork vs Orion when the VOD comes up. FUCKING AWSOME GAME! ^^
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Suggestive ad is suggestive. (3 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 11:58 CDT, 25 October 2008 - iMsg
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Blizzcon '08 live stream (39 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 15:40 CDT, 10 October 2008 - iMsg
Just wanted to inform you Starcraft fans out there that there is a stream from Blizzcon '08 with their little Starcraft invitational tourney showing. Tasteless, Artois and DjWheat doing the commentary.
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I dreamt about Liam =( (27 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 20:34 CDT, 23 September 2008 - iMsg
Yeah, I did. It was pretty gay too.
You all know how fat Liam is, right? And you all know how we make fun of him for being fat, right? Right, in this dream of mine he actually begged us to stop making fun of him weight because it was making him sad. He was cincere about it too. He did this in a journal here on esr of course. It was so pathetic...
It was quite a disturbing experience to wake up and realize I had just dreamt about a fat dude on an Internet site. Should I kill myself or what?
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I SHAT MYSELF! (30 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 17:48 CDT, 15 August 2008 - iMsg
Edited by LoCK at 17:48 CDT, 15 August 2008 - 11664 Hits
Monkey_Business (5 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 18:03 CDT, 20 May 2008 - iMsg
What it says.
Edited by LoCK at 05:43 CDT, 21 May 2008 - 2502 Hits
Annoying people... (26 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 13:05 CDT, 8 May 2008 - iMsg
... is fun. Some tips on how to piss people off:

1. Leave the copy machine on 99 copies, extra dark A3-format.
2. When you get to the window in a drive through you tell them you want to take the food with you.
3. If you have a porselin eye, pick on it with a pencil while talking to people.
4. Insist on keeping the vipers on while driving to "keep them in shape".
5. Aswer every statement people make with: "That's what YOU think."
6. Practise on sounding like a modem.
7. Make a beeping noice while you are moving backwards.
8. Show people you talk with that the conversation is over by folding your hands over your ears.
9. Say random numbers out loud while someone is counting.
10. Join pieces of paper together in the middle.
11. Explore publicly how slow you are able to make croaking sounds.
12. Honk your horn and wave to strangers.
13. Ask people by the skiing lift if they're going up too.
14. Buy lots of traffic cones and redirect the traffic.
15. Ask people: "Did you hear that?", and when they ask "What?", tell them: "Never mind, it stopped." Over and over and over again...
16. Leap like a rabbit instead of walking.
17. Hum the intro to Willhem Tell, and when you're almost done, screw up and start from the beginning. Again, and again.
18. Ask people what gender they are.
19. Sing along at the opera.
20. Go to a poetry session and after every poem you ask the author why it didn't rhyme.
21. Ask your co-workers strange questions and write their answers down on memos while mumbling something about a "psychological profile".
22. Tell your friend five days before their party that you can't come because you have a headache.

And the number one thing to piss people off:
23. Tell CMPA-players that VQ3 is better. Or vice versa.
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You know... (8 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 10:48 CST, 20 February 2008 - iMsg
... Damien? Satans son? Yeah, he's been born now. =/
Doomsday is drawing near.
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Awsome picture! (56 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 20:20 CST, 16 January 2008 - iMsg
Was looking at "Most amazing images of in 2007." today when this picture came up. Found it quite amazing. Can you name them all?
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#esreality stories #1 (17 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 17:33 CST, 10 January 2008 - iMsg
<LoCK-> Omfg, I've been sitting on my leg now for about an hour or so. And when I was about to get up it just twisted beneth me. It fucking fell asleep
<JamesBond> i did that
<JamesBond> was watchin tv with my dad, got up to go for a drink
<JamesBond> and just collapsed to the ground
<LoCK-> And your dad started molesting you?! That's sick dude.
<JamesBond> was soooo funny
<JamesBond> felt so weird :D
<noctis`> thats awesome =D
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Hemoroids to die for. (22 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 12:21 CST, 7 January 2008 - iMsg
Haha, I just met a drunktard down town tellin' me how his hemoroids kept telling him to kill, and he couldn't do anything about it. =P

This got me thinking about a fun movie made by some students here at my university (MdH, Mälardalens högskola). They wen't out to a park and got some old drunk to make kinda like a commercial for our school. In this commercial he would say (in Swedish): "Wanna be like me? If not. Sign up for Mälardalens högskola". This, however, would turn out to be a hard task for the poor drunk. You can watch the making of commercial here: .
I might do a translation later if someone wants me to. But for now it might just be fun for the Swedes on the site.

Btw, why don't you tell us some of your alcohol related stories. About you, your friends or whatever.
Edited by LoCK at 12:48 CST, 7 January 2008 - 5749 Hits
Street Fighter IV - Ingame videos (2 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 18:45 CST, 29 December 2007 - iMsg

Fuck this journal entry. I'm a retard!
Check 'Other news' istead.
Edited by LoCK at 21:54 CST, 29 December 2007 - 2607 Hits
Sweden vs Northern Ireland (2 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 05:51 CDT, 17 October 2007 - iMsg
Football tonight (soccer for all you yanks), watching it with my girlfriend hoping to get some head afterwards. What are you doing tonight?

Btw, we really need a sportsicon we can set for our journals. =P
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I like it! (9 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 07:42 CDT, 11 September 2007 - iMsg
Foo fighters new single that is. And the video is awsome as well!

Here you go.
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#creatures (11 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 18:37 CDT, 10 August 2007 - iMsg
You're welcome.
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The bumping journal. (80 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 23:16 CDT, 5 August 2007 - iMsg
OH YEAH! How does that feel funnyb? Mr. I'mTheBestBumper. Mr. LookAtMeIBumpEveryThreadICanBeforeAnybodyElse.
Beat you to it this time, didn't I? Who's the bumping king now? Huh huh?!

Damn mother bumper
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Enemies (58 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 18:32 CDT, 29 June 2007 - iMsg
The doctor says: Alcohol is your enemy.
Jesus says: Love thy enemy.
The priest says: Believe in Jesus.

I've been thinking of getting me one of those for-life enemies lately. You know, one that you might rebuild his lawn mower for so that it runs amok and stuff. Like Donald Ducks fights with his neighbour. Could be fun.

Are there any of you guys who've had or still have mortal enemies with wich you have had constant fights with? Might be with a person, might be with a company or it might be with a fucking animal. I don't care. Just tell us some good stories so the rest of us may laugh at it. =P
Edited by LoCK at 19:35 CDT, 29 June 2007 - 11602 Hits
What.. the.. (89 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 18:33 CDT, 19 June 2007 - iMsg
... FUCK!
Sujoy, get DR-HEXUS of esreality now, or just take away his admin rights. This is just fucking rediculus. Esreality isn't a fucking site where you put your material to get constructive critisism. GOD DAMN! I don't know what else to write right now. Only that this ain't the way I wanna see esreality go. We have never had admins come here edit posts, deleting post and fucking locking threads just because we troll! &!"#&!¤&#¤"&"#&!#¤!¤#!#"!"!


Ps. omg
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Yeah... (21 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 12:49 CDT, 17 May 2007 - iMsg
... me and my girlfriend are about to get drunk. So what?

Edit: pic screwed up, coming later. Mean time, enjoy the pic of Dird.
Edited by LoCK at 14:04 CDT, 17 May 2007 - 3690 Hits
Life... (58 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 18:43 CDT, 18 March 2007 - iMsg
... this is how I feel about it.
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Mindz... (88 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 07:19 CST, 21 February 2007 - iMsg
... SHUT UP!
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Just had to... (6 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 14:17 CST, 13 February 2007 - iMsg
... bring you these links. Hope they'll bring you much joy. ;)


Collection of flash videos, loops and games

Btw, I love you Backstab my little honey bunny! *cuddle cuddle*
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incrates_ (12 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 18:59 CST, 9 January 2007 - iMsg
incrates_ , wtf is wrong with you and this news thread?

Yepp, that was all I had to say. No, really, that was all.

Penis... hihihihi!
Edited by LoCK at 19:00 CST, 9 January 2007 - 2861 Hits
First cold of the year (66 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 13:27 CST, 20 December 2006 - iMsg
We've had a mild winter here in Sweden this year so far, with temperatures up to 10 degrees celcius on some places (we usually are down some 10 degrees celsius). About a week ago the temps went down though and yesterday we got our first snow here in the middle of Sweden. I fucking hate snow and this cold weather, and now I've caught my first cold also. My left nostrill is all clogged up and I can't breath for shit with it, I want to force something in there just to let the nose see who's the boss but I guess that would harm me in more ways than I can imagine. So I don't.

Now to the obligatory question: am I the only one that thinks that the green house effect rules? Now more cold weather! WOHOO! Now go out and start your cars and leave them that way so we can speed things up.

Gay... I mean, luKrek'ish comment: though I must admit, winter brings beauty to the landscapes.
Edited by Sujoy at 13:42 CST, 20 December 2006 - 10544 Hits
Bye! (16 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 11:19 CST, 21 November 2006 - iMsg
Hej svejs, grus och gnejs!
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Another interesting thing (8 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 19:47 CDT, 14 October 2006 - iMsg
Last night I was jerking off with Dird, my girlfriend, at a computer club. I noticed there was only two people in the room with 100 ppl who was playing with their penises at all - me and my girlfriend. Other people were playing cs and mods of warcraft.
I'm a bit disappointed...
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I liiiiiiiiiike! (12 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 13:20 CDT, 8 October 2006 - iMsg
I like a nice rövhål!

By the way, I also like this: Sweden 2 : 0 Spain
Edited by LoCK at 13:42 CDT, 8 October 2006 - 3020 Hits
Free the savage in you! (6 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 09:58 CDT, 3 September 2006 - iMsg
Omg, what a cheezy headline. I should be shot. =(
Still the fact remains that Savage now has become free for everyone to download and play!
From this location: you are able to download the game and all the other files you may need to play it online.
Might not be the best game of all times, but it brings a little fun for a couple of hours. =)
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Can someone... (6 comments)
Posted by LoCK @ 19:40 CDT, 23 August 2006 - iMsg
... PLEASE show me where the money is?
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LoCK -vs- Granade (1 comment)
Posted by LoCK @ 18:55 CDT, 20 October 2005 - iMsg

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Rating: 2.5 (1 vote)
Gametype: N/A
Map: N/A
Mod: N/A
Viewpoint: LoCK
How to play back Q4 demos

You know the granade on the boucepad-thingie? Well... don't count on that it will work every time. =)
Edited by RUMBLEBeeRICK at 15:44 GMT, 21st Oct 2005 - 1692 Hits
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