ohhohoh a gimmick

lets go!

this should please all 2 of Morba's braincells

give up pretending to be like kdawg, it doesnt work for you :/

give up eating so much junk food, it doesn't work for you :/

why does it matter what i eat?
you realise that you can eat what you want and still lose weight?

oh wait, i asked you that question already and your brain went into overload trying to work it out.

never mind eh :D

yeah, but you'd still be a walking heart attack and a threat to society, even without having your own gravity. still, I doubt any amount of diet, excercise, or liposuction would help your case.

good answer sonic!

what are you rambling on about, i was only trying to help. seriously man, if you don't lose weight FAST you're going to end up like that fat mexican

ill end up a fat mexican?

i best keep eating, this could get interesting!

Life ban for life please

*chuckle*

hehe

go chuckbot!

treading on thin ice!

comedy is hard

LOL INTERNET FAD

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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

haha

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1558.html

!chuck!chuck!chuck!chuck!chuck!chuck!