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EUROVISION OMG (109 comments)

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Posted by hnns @ 18:04 CDT, 28 May 2010 - iMsg

HAVE U DECIDED WHO YOU'RE GONNA VOET FOR YET?

19490 Hits

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<< Comment #1 @ 18:07 CDT, 28 May 2010 >>

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hnns

you'd have to be gay as dird to enjoy that shit. also, the balkans always cheat.

<< Comment #5 @ 18:59 CDT, 28 May 2010 >>

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ini - Reply to #1

STFU, Eurovision highlight of the TV year to be honest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvuCax-K4vY <-BEST SONG + DANCE

<< Comment #6 @ 19:00 CDT, 28 May 2010 >>

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ini - Reply to #5

NICE WHALE

<< Comment #8 @ 19:07 CDT, 28 May 2010 >>

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hnns - Reply to #6

Yeah - and she has fat back-up singers to make her look less fat in comparison.

<< Comment #12 @ 19:44 CDT, 28 May 2010 >>

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ini - Reply to #8

It doesn't work :(

I can see that winning, it's got mind numbing but popular written all over it.

Edited by iNkind at 19:45 CDT, 28 May 2010

<< Comment #13 @ 19:50 CDT, 28 May 2010 >>

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hnns - Reply to #12

that would be terrible for the economy :(

<< Comment #14 @ 19:53 CDT, 28 May 2010 >>

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ini - Reply to #13

You can host it here.

<< Comment #17 @ 23:06 CDT, 28 May 2010 >>

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hnns - Reply to #14

hallgr�mskirkja! I go there every christmas to celebrate Jesus.

<< Comment #29 @ 12:37 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #17

I don't go there every year because I am not a moron!

<< Comment #18 @ 02:49 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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tourist - Reply to #14

that actually looks nice. not that I'm into churches but most modern ones look like shit.

<< Comment #73 @ 03:33 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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annihiluzz - Reply to #6

TITS

<< Comment #16 @ 22:53 CDT, 28 May 2010 >>

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rockz ' - Reply to #5

i feel the groov

<< Comment #44 @ 16:02 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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Ryan2015 - Reply to #5

the planetX/Nibiru story better be real ,,,,,,,,

fucking hell me eyes and ears are bleeding

<< Comment #27 @ 12:35 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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Lethe - Reply to #1

SUUUUURE THAT'S WHY WE'RE ALREADY OUT

<< Comment #2 @ 18:08 CDT, 28 May 2010 >>

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dem0n

BELGIUM

<< Comment #35 @ 14:28 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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boenk - Reply to #2

the guy is ugly like hell but the song was the best by far until now

edit: the belgian dude was the 2nd best, right after lena of course :)

Edited by boenk at 17:40 CDT, 29 May 2010

<< Comment #39 @ 15:46 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #35

lolwat

<< Comment #67 @ 20:37 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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dem0n - Reply to #39

indeed, but politics > art

<< Comment #69 @ 00:04 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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ZeritoN - Reply to #67

Back up a second.

Are you suggesting Eurovision could be art?

<< Comment #70 @ 02:44 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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baron Railgun : - Reply to #69

he, gut 1

<< Comment #60 @ 18:29 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #35

agreed.

<< Comment #3 @ 18:15 CDT, 28 May 2010 >>

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p0rt

vote for england. the sun will hunt you down and you can sell your story to 100k for being the only person and the reason why

<< Comment #4 @ 18:18 CDT, 28 May 2010 >>

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mammon

greece gets my vote

<< Comment #7 @ 19:01 CDT, 28 May 2010 >>

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ini - Reply to #4

Host it in a barn?

<< Comment #11 @ 19:41 CDT, 28 May 2010 >>

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mammon - Reply to #7

i think they will manage to break the rules somehow and the organizers will declare them instant winners instead of disqualification

<< Comment #9 @ 19:14 CDT, 28 May 2010 >>

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ZeritoN

Whichever one has the post-op transvestite wearing a silver cat suit dancing with midgets.

<< Comment #10 @ 19:39 CDT, 28 May 2010 >>

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mammon - Reply to #9

post ops are no fun, might as well be a chick

<< Comment #15 @ 19:55 CDT, 28 May 2010 >>

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ZeritoN - Reply to #10

Yeah but if you're lucky there's a "wardrobe malfunction" and you get to see an anomaly.

And lets face it. With a silver cat suit, it's bound to happen.

<< Comment #24 @ 06:17 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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p0rt - Reply to #9

if only africa could take part, that place is full of shemales gayer then tiawan compititions

<< Comment #19 @ 03:01 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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DamianLillard

Sweden, Russia or Norway

<< Comment #20 @ 03:40 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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hi wotsup lol - Reply to #19

sweden didnt make it

<< Comment #21 @ 04:08 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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Xsi

LORDI RULLZ!!

<< Comment #22 @ 04:12 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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Aquashark '

not this shit again :/

<< Comment #23 @ 04:24 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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cyan

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh

<< Comment #25 @ 12:34 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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Lethe

ukraine <3

azerbaijan <3

dunno about the songs.

<< Comment #77 @ 05:35 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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deotrip - Reply to #25

ukraine was best imo

<< Comment #26 @ 12:35 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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[mash]

lena is pretty cool. song is boring as expected tho. but so are all the other "songs".

Edited by [mash] at 12:35 CDT, 29 May 2010

<< Comment #28 @ 12:35 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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Lethe - Reply to #26

lena is fucking cute.

is she really german???

<< Comment #30 @ 12:39 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #28

she's not only very hot, but seems like a pretty awesome person, too. easy to fall in love with, i'd say.

Edited by [mash] at 12:40 CDT, 29 May 2010

<< Comment #32 @ 12:41 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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Lethe - Reply to #30

that girl raised the average level of german hotness by 35 percent.

<< Comment #33 @ 12:44 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #32

her right boob was on tv. haehaheaheh.

<< Comment #34 @ 12:50 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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Lethe - Reply to #33

link or it didn't happen

<< Comment #36 @ 14:39 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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boenk - Reply to #34

http://rapidshare.com/files/383577391/Lena_Me..._nackt.mpg

<< Comment #43 @ 16:01 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #36

was expecting something better :(

<< Comment #51 @ 17:20 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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extaleR - Reply to #34

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/56/1275168964242.jpg hehe

<< Comment #56 @ 18:07 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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ZeritoN - Reply to #51

the hell did that come from lol

<< Comment #78 @ 06:04 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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zealot - Reply to #51

ban?

<< Comment #79 @ 06:30 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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Lethe - Reply to #78

no bad the man just answered the question ffs

<< Comment #99 @ 14:54 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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tourist - Reply to #51

moar?

<< Comment #103 @ 16:16 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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extaleR - Reply to #99

no more pics, but a gif with her fooling around :D
http://img10.abload.de/img/lenamh6g.gif

Edited by extaleR at 16:24 CDT, 30 May 2010

<< Comment #100 @ 14:56 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #51

that's not her tho, isit?

<< Comment #71 @ 03:09 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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Dird - Reply to #28

did you look at her face? shes not hot you just cant see past the tights & slim legs...

<< Comment #80 @ 06:31 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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Lethe - Reply to #71

yes. she makes the whole japan cry in jealousy

<< Comment #81 @ 06:58 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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Dird - Reply to #80

who wouldnt be jealous... http://static.blogpod.de/media/82/lena.jpg

<< Comment #82 @ 07:09 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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Lethe - Reply to #81

if that's her worst pic, kawashiko maraguchi is fleeing in despair

<< Comment #31 @ 12:39 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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abso

ye our Lena will pwn them all

<< Comment #37 @ 15:10 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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.syL

wtf france, that wasn't chanson

<< Comment #38 @ 15:19 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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calleking

tits or gtfo

<< Comment #40 @ 15:47 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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funnyb

lotsa fat chicks in eurovision

very bad year btw

<< Comment #41 @ 15:48 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #40

iceland bringing two volcanos, ehe!

<< Comment #42 @ 15:52 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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ZeritoN - Reply to #41

I C WOT U DID THAR

<< Comment #45 @ 16:28 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #41

I think they are trying to appeal to chubby chasers this year.

<< Comment #46 @ 16:38 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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KekS

imho should be spain or turkey
21/39 done and we're in the lead - doubt we'll win tho - maybe its just that we've heard the song way too often now...

<< Comment #47 @ 16:44 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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ins '

LMFAO @ BELARUS AND UK

<< Comment #49 @ 17:10 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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uNstoned - Reply to #47

Dunno why we bother entering, it's embarrassing.

Guess we're just so behind the rest of Europe when it comes to making music..

<< Comment #50 @ 17:19 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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boenk - Reply to #49

just stop cloning those take that guys and sending them one after another :/

some of the best singers are actually from england, rob halford, freddy mercury or brce dickinson for example :>

<< Comment #52 @ 17:20 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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Magician - Reply to #49

the funny thing is that ever since everyone else was allowed to sing in english, england is finishing dead last

<< Comment #54 @ 18:04 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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ins ' - Reply to #49

actually england is pretty good at music
oasis, muse, etc :D
but the singers representing england that enter eurovision contest are just... |:

<< Comment #101 @ 14:58 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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tourist - Reply to #54

yes oasis is the pinnacle of musical excellence.

<< Comment #55 @ 18:07 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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ZeritoN - Reply to #49

English being bad at music?!?!
DERP?!?!

No. Rephrase that:
England is bad at making cheesey pop music and pissed off the rest of the world

<< Comment #57 @ 18:09 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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f0rk123 - Reply to #49

As others say, we are amazing at making music. Eurovision is not music.

<< Comment #58 @ 18:20 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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uNstoned - Reply to #49

Well I was being sarcastic.. :p

Yes we make some great music of course but our eurovision stuff is absolute cack.

Germany's entry was actually pretty good, a decent winner for a change.

<< Comment #59 @ 18:26 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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Magician - Reply to #58

0 points from england btw... don't mention the war!!

<< Comment #61 @ 18:34 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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ZeritoN - Reply to #59

Think it was 4 actually :P

<< Comment #64 @ 18:35 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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uNstoned - Reply to #59

I already did but I think I got away with it.. ;)

Nil poi.. surprising, as I could see that doing well in the UK charts.

<< Comment #65 @ 18:36 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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p0rt - Reply to #59

do you have to phone in and vote. whoever wins has the most sad people in they`re country

<< Comment #76 @ 04:53 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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jal - Reply to #49

You should be proud of constantly making the last positions! I'd swap with you any time.

<< Comment #104 @ 13:58 CDT, 31 May 2010 >>

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wocK_ - Reply to #47

we have teh games to pay for... not like we want to host the shitty eurovison anyway lolz

HENCE WE DO SHIT COS ITS IRONIC

<< Comment #48 @ 16:54 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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KekS

gg rest of europe

<< Comment #53 @ 17:43 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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boenk - Reply to #48

agreed, the music was mostly shit but some of the female singers were at least nice to look at :)

<< Comment #62 @ 18:34 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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[mash]

0pts from israel. i am disappoint.

<< Comment #66 @ 19:37 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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Anonymous (93.132.114.133) - Reply to #62

Have you really expected something else from them?! ;(

<< Comment #86 @ 10:19 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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hnns - Reply to #62

Why da fuck are they allowed in this competition anyway?

<< Comment #87 @ 10:53 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #86

I don't know. It's the same with all european sports competitions. If they wanna be european so much, why don't the come back here and let them arabs have their land?

10%

<< Comment #109 @ 05:24 CDT, 9 June 2010 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #87

http://heraldnet.com/article/20100609/NEWS01/706099809

haha ... boy, oh boy.

<< Comment #93 @ 11:41 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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dansen - Reply to #86

its a form of reparations

<< Comment #63 @ 18:34 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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Lethe

eurovision has become good. just need to mute it.

germany <3 <3
ukraine <3
armenia <3
azerbaijan <3 <3

<< Comment #68 @ 20:40 CDT, 29 May 2010 >>

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dem0n

... rly, german had nothing special. If u wanted boobs, vote armenia, u shitty music nubs

Edited by dem0n at 20:40 CDT, 29 May 2010

<< Comment #72 @ 03:12 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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Dird

all this...romania/georgia just ok looking
no good music which sucks :< found some gems before

<< Comment #74 @ 03:54 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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GUArd

germany won, becoz them song was most known and popular before finals, managers did them job. BUT song wasn't total crap, it was not bad for eurovision.
I wanted turkey to win or ukraina, but..

<< Comment #83 @ 08:35 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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Nukm - Reply to #74

exactly, the google prediction was so right....
its about promotion, not about the song

<< Comment #91 @ 11:32 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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.syL - Reply to #83

Not really, since it assumes that only the winning song tried to promote itself, which obviously isn't the case. The google search is very good at detecting which songs resonate with the listeners, but it tells you nothing about why that is the case.

<< Comment #105 @ 14:15 CDT, 31 May 2010 >>

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butchji - Reply to #74

People heard of Lena outside of Germany before Eurovision? (I really don't know)

<< Comment #106 @ 00:55 CDT, 1 June 2010 >>

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GUArd - Reply to #105

before germany qualification no, but after she won germany quali, we heard her song 10 times in day :))

<< Comment #75 @ 04:04 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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Raist

I always hated eurovision for their politics over song quality voting.

But I gotta say I hated what they did to that goran bregovic song even more this year. that guy has a horrible voice and slaughtered it.

<< Comment #84 @ 10:15 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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[mash]

<< Comment #85 @ 10:16 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #84

does not work, does it?!

Edited by [mash] at 10:53 CDT, 30 May 2010

<< Comment #88 @ 11:01 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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Lethe - Reply to #85

took me 7 refreshes to reply.

No.

<< Comment #89 @ 11:03 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #88

danskie plussed it. o_0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W9M0hrJJPg

<< Comment #92 @ 11:34 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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.syL - Reply to #84

<< Comment #97 @ 13:27 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #92

what did i do wrong? it's [.youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W9M0hrJJPg] and replace the ?v= with /v/, right?

<< Comment #98 @ 13:35 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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ini - Reply to #97

{youtube=http://www.youtube.com/v/6W9M0hrJJPg}

{youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/6W9M0hrJJPg} (yours)

Edited by iNkind at 13:36 CDT, 30 May 2010

<< Comment #102 @ 15:00 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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tourist - Reply to #84

best eurovision song so far.

<< Comment #90 @ 11:26 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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lizahd

germania....!

<< Comment #94 @ 12:39 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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Liam

Only reason for watching Eurovision was to see Wogan get more and more xenophobic as the night went on... I don't know why other countries even watched it.

Edited by Liam at 12:39 CDT, 30 May 2010

<< Comment #95 @ 13:18 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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ini - Reply to #94

Homosexuality.

<< Comment #108 @ 11:22 CDT, 1 June 2010 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #94

pussywhipped.

<< Comment #96 @ 13:24 CDT, 30 May 2010 >>

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LuGia

i could have swore that this is dirds thread but...

<< Comment #107 @ 05:22 CDT, 1 June 2010 >>

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Vium

forgetting the important here, eurovision sucks ass.

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