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I think, and the world would agree with me, Republicans are an extreme danger to everyone. Look at the damage they have already done. It is long past time we stood up to this menace. If we do not defeat the evil known as the Republican party (a.k.a., the conservative-cabal), the world will soon see suffering like never before. Let us look at the facts:
1. Republicans start as many wars as possible.
2. Republicans destroy the environment, risking human extinction.
3. Republicans exploit everyone possible, making themselves richer and their victims poorer.
4. Republicans cheat to win public elections.
5. Republicans practice and support slavery.
6. Republicans have no respect for life of any kind, unless that life is American, Republican, and human.
7. Republicans will gladly kill, rape and rob you, if doing so is profitable, achievable and unpunishable.
8. Republicans have every intention of destroying democracy, something they practice regularly.
9. Republicans are malignantly narcissistic and arrogant, ensuring their aggressions will never end.
From now on, being a Republican will be punishable by a minimum of 20 years in prison. If you are a Republican recruiter, you will be executed. The United States will no longer tolerate the advancement of Republicanism. This hellish threat to freedom, also known as the G.O.P., will stop at nothing to destroy the fabric of American life. If we do not defeat the Republican threat, your daughters will be raped and your sons enslaved. Vote for Jonesy, the only candidate who can win this war of grave imperative. Always remember the one standing rule of Republicans - destroy liberty at all costs.
1. Republicans start as many wars as possible.
2. Republicans destroy the environment, risking human extinction.
3. Republicans exploit everyone possible, making themselves richer and their victims poorer.
4. Republicans cheat to win public elections.
5. Republicans practice and support slavery.
6. Republicans have no respect for life of any kind, unless that life is American, Republican, and human.
7. Republicans will gladly kill, rape and rob you, if doing so is profitable, achievable and unpunishable.
8. Republicans have every intention of destroying democracy, something they practice regularly.
9. Republicans are malignantly narcissistic and arrogant, ensuring their aggressions will never end.
From now on, being a Republican will be punishable by a minimum of 20 years in prison. If you are a Republican recruiter, you will be executed. The United States will no longer tolerate the advancement of Republicanism. This hellish threat to freedom, also known as the G.O.P., will stop at nothing to destroy the fabric of American life. If we do not defeat the Republican threat, your daughters will be raped and your sons enslaved. Vote for Jonesy, the only candidate who can win this war of grave imperative. Always remember the one standing rule of Republicans - destroy liberty at all costs.
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