ESReality - Where Gaming Meets Reality
Not Logged In | Login | Register
07:52 CST - 243 users online
All Posts
Edited by tourist at 05:54 CST, 9 March 2012 - 5827 Hits
Nigga plz (72 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 21:01 CST, 27 February 2012 - iMsg

I use 0
Edited by tourist at 21:01 CST, 27 February 2012 - 18774 Hits
shit site (18 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 12:08 CST, 21 February 2012 - iMsg
4089 Hits
2016 movie trailer (2 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 11:22 CST, 9 January 2012 - iMsg
did I see Jamerio's name in the credits?
1874 Hits
CA strategy guide (16 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 17:34 CST, 2 January 2012 - iMsg
Here's a detailed guide to help beginners get into the demanding world of clan arena:

4468 Hits
Freedom of Speech (45 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 16:45 CDT, 25 October 2011 - iMsg
just googled this thought it might be interesting:

"United Kingdom citizens have a negative right to freedom of expression under the common law.[41] In 1998, the United Kingdom incorporated the European Convention, and the guarantee of freedom of expression it contains in Article 10, into its domestic law under the Human Rights Act. There are many exceptions including incitement,[42] incitement to racial hatred,[43] incitement to religious hatred, incitement to terrorism including encouragement of terrorism and dissemination of terrorist publications,[42][44] glorifying terrorism,[45][46] collection or possession of information likely to be of use to a terrorist,[47][48] threatening, abusive, or insulting speech or behavior,[49][50] treason including imagining the death of the monarch,[51] sedition,[51] obscenity, indecency including corruption of public morals and outraging public decency,[52] defamation,[53] prior restraint, restrictions on court reporting including names of victims and evidence and prejudicing or interfering with court proceedings,[54][55] prohibition of post-trial interviews with jurors,[55] scandalizing the court by criticising or murmuring judges,[55] time, manner, and place restrictions,[56] harassment, privileged communications, trade secrets, classified material, copyright, patents, military conduct, and limitations on commercial speech such as advertising."
Edited by tourist at 16:59 CDT, 25 October 2011 - 5613 Hits
Oh walter... (30 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 11:06 CDT, 5 June 2011 - iMsg
you big unpredictable rascal you...

Edited by tourist at 11:11 CDT, 5 June 2011 - 8844 Hits
Invite shit (12 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 17:19 CDT, 17 May 2011 - iMsg
so like people ivite me, and then I click accept, and nothing happens.
2600 Hits
Japan (25 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 17:33 CDT, 16 May 2011 - iMsg
4683 Hits
Dragon Age 2 (20 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 09:20 CDT, 28 April 2011 - iMsg
seriously wtf?
3474 Hits
Quakelive Ultimate Guide, definitely (15 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 16:48 CDT, 15 March 2011 - iMsg
Edited by tourist at 16:49 CDT, 15 March 2011 - 7198 Hits
CA (16 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 13:52 CDT, 15 March 2011 - iMsg
ra3 ca

ql ca
connect->wait for equal teams->round ends->wait between maps->mass quits->some retard vanilla map->callvote dm6->wait for players to join->callvote shuffle (3x minimum)-> wait for ready->someone leaves->wait for players->callvote shuffle->play
3701 Hits
so I tried playing ql today (8 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 11:46 CST, 13 January 2011 - iMsg
A state mismatch was detected while loading this page. This can occur if your subscription has recently expired, or if you have multiple tabs of QUAKE LIVE open.

Please reload this page in order to continue.

back to l4d
3169 Hits
Gott bless Der Amerika (63 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 11:55 CDT, 19 October 2010 - iMsg
15863 Hits
The most awesomest toy ever (5 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 17:21 CDT, 20 September 2010 - iMsg
2042 Hits
The Expendables (23 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 16:41 CDT, 19 September 2010 - iMsg
Worst movie I ever saw, hands down. Luckily I had dled Machete to return my faith in the action genre.
4205 Hits
Puppies ---> River (83 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 13:44 CDT, 31 August 2010 - iMsg

Edited by tourist at 14:09 CDT, 31 August 2010 - 11392 Hits
Sombra gets owned (15 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 06:30 CDT, 19 August 2010 - iMsg
4788 Hits
and I didn't even have to pay 25$ (11 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 11:43 CDT, 7 August 2010 - iMsg
4723 Hits
theoptriad stroking his pussy (31 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 04:42 CDT, 16 July 2010 - iMsg
5649 Hits
DDR controller (7 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 17:00 CDT, 29 June 2010 - iMsg
need a good DDR controller that's compatible with Stepmania. got some padded piece of shit at the moment that doesn't work properly, like my left key sometimes doesn't work and triggers on it's own. it's terrible really.
2353 Hits
LMAO@AMERICA (244 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 09:41 CDT, 18 June 2010 - iMsg

Edited by tourist at 09:46 CDT, 18 June 2010 - 28191 Hits
160.Lethe -vs- 4K.Jibo (156 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 14:17 CDT, 12 May 2010 - iMsg

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: 8.6 (6 votes)
Gametype: Duel
Map: N/A
Mod: N/A
How to play back QL demos

Edited by tourist at 14:20 CDT, 12 May 2010 - 27651 Hits
Attack of the pixels (7 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 15:30 CDT, 13 April 2010 - iMsg
2628 Hits
Posted by tourist @ 15:17 CDT, 13 April 2010 - iMsg
Altho this is old news for some I was like whoa when I saw this the antigravity has finally been discovered! We are going to have flying cars! Watch for yourself

Just imagine what we could achieve! Some dude was like why is the good proffesor not driving around in his flying saucer? I'll tell you why, because SCIENCE IS A LIAR! The evil corporations that run the world would shoot him down with lasers the moment hes airborne! Thats why hes like careful and spreading the word on youtube.

One day some guy came to Nikola Tesla and said like dude, let me see your stuff I gave you monies for. and then Tesla show him the stuff and then the guy was like oooh neat but how do I make monies? and Tesla was like U DONT and then the guy closed his shit.

and if that's still not proof enough for you here is the smoking gun. after doing lots of research I have found this brave young scientist who has constructed an antigrav drive/ perpetual motion machine using only his house supplies. behold

Do research for yourself and you will discover that free energy is real. Forget the science dogma that you believe in and let your mind run free! Open your eeeyes I seee your eyxes are opeen...
3520 Hits
2928 Hits
Posted by tourist @ 06:07 CDT, 27 March 2010 - iMsg

So you get payed to promote quake live but you play ra3 in your spare time? NICE GOING ID SPOKESPERSON!
Edited by tourist at 06:43 CDT, 27 March 2010 - 24162 Hits
f1 blows cock (80 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 08:57 CDT, 14 March 2010 - iMsg
what a boring yawner this thing has become, it's almost as boring as ql.
8767 Hits
Finest mouse mod ever (65 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 07:13 CST, 27 February 2010 - iMsg

oooh shiny lights

meet my little friend

looks like a decent mouse now

I should work for logitech
Edited by tourist at 07:15 CST, 27 February 2010 - 20335 Hits
Jamerio's favorite passtime (5 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 18:03 CST, 15 January 2010 - iMsg
ok I was going to post the one with a human faced lamb but I stumbled upon something much cooler

3093 Hits
Dear id (6 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 08:46 CST, 11 December 2009 - iMsg
please go fuck yourself for ruining my rail

2661 Hits
Posted by tourist @ 13:39 CST, 10 November 2009 - iMsg
Edited by tourist at 13:40 CST, 10 November 2009 - 3258 Hits
Machinarium (27 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 19:16 CDT, 22 October 2009 - iMsg
Edited by tourist at 19:24 CDT, 22 October 2009 - 3822 Hits
ESR search sucks balls (9 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 06:58 CDT, 6 October 2009 - iMsg
and not only that but lately you can't even serach trough google. fuck you
2629 Hits
1336 Hits
Officially the best song ever (18 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 18:47 CDT, 21 September 2009 - iMsg
Edited by tourist at 05:22 CDT, 24 September 2009 - 5714 Hits
walter -vs- chance (21 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 06:08 CDT, 28 August 2009 - iMsg

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: 5.7 (5 votes)
Gametype: Duel
Map: qztourney4 - Vertical Vengence
Mod: N/A
Viewpoint: chance
How to play back QL demos

it's popcorn and beer time folks!

is Rainman of the Rail going to get it right this time?!

is Chance going to know from one rail?!

find out in the next exciting episode of:

5889 Hits
Posted by tourist @ 03:55 CDT, 11 July 2009 - iMsg

p.s. feel free to delete it again you french fuck
Edited by tourist at 05:06 CDT, 11 July 2009 - 37588 Hits
broken mouse feel (7 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 18:14 CDT, 9 July 2009 - iMsg
the mouse feel in ql is total garbage, it feels way too fast and slippery. there any way to fix it?
2128 Hits
walter -vs- zero4(walter hacks) (135 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 14:28 CDT, 9 July 2009 - iMsg

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: 7.9 (23 votes)
Gametype: Duel
Map: hub3aeroq3 - Aerowalk
Mod: CPMA vq3
Viewpoint: walter
How to play back Q3 demos

the demo walter doesn't want you to see.
watch with r_shownormals 1 and you'll be able to tell from one rail.


suspicious? you be the judge!
Edited by tourist at 03:56 CDT, 11 July 2009 - 29396 Hits
Cool Water Perfume - Identity (25 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 09:54 CDT, 16 June 2009 - iMsg
piss off
Edited by tourist at 04:34 CDT, 17 June 2009 - 3608 Hits
It must be tough being a pro gamer (78 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 04:25 CDT, 28 May 2009 - iMsg
so I wanted to look up some info on this pad and found this:

Edited by tourist at 04:29 CDT, 28 May 2009 - 8459 Hits
Quake Live is dying fast (283 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 18:16 CDT, 7 May 2009 - iMsg
Yep, there's no more quake live community. It's gone. Remember how it was when open beta came out? Tons of instagib, ca , ffa servers brewing with newbs?

It's all gone. Above you see the full list of instagib servers for Europe. Oh well, at least the same 17 wankers who played osp/cpma are still there. Good job Id, I can see this project will be a huge commercial success.
Edited by tourist at 18:52 CDT, 7 May 2009 - 80033 Hits
WHAT (1 comment)
Posted by tourist @ 20:20 CDT, 12 March 2009 - iMsg
1154 Hits
SOMBRA DOESN'T CHEAT (still no evidence) (98 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 19:17 CST, 26 November 2008 - iMsg
Here , see for yourself:

It's the actual demo where supposed wallhack was used. If he really did cheat there should be plenty of evidence in this demo to support that, right?

[deleted for clarity]

Edit: Nobody actually bothered to watch the demo right? But good that you have an educated oppinion about it. QED.

Edit2: Just as I thought, not a single shred of evidence, not a single demo time, nothing, zip, ZERO, just a lot of flame. Typiskt ESR.

Ok I obviously have to spell it out for you people. The point of this article was:

(unless the guy himself uploads a sc showing his cheat)

So for further notice when somone says GIEV EVIDENS DAT WALTER CHEAT or some similar shit, I'll just direct him to this thread.
Edited by tourist at 06:51 CST, 1 December 2008 - 12968 Hits
ME WANTS! (3 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 14:39 CST, 4 November 2008 - iMsg
1825 Hits
Severity is CONCEALED (1 comment)
Posted by tourist @ 15:10 CDT, 16 September 2008 - iMsg
in a veil of mystery

just wanted a topic on the right menu carry on
1257 Hits
Posted by tourist @ 10:38 CDT, 20 August 2008 - iMsg
ok you have to tell a really funny joke, or a story of yours, or you can sing me a little song if you like. cheers

Thank you all so much for sharing your jokes and stories and singing me songs! You have all made me happy happy happy !!! :KISS: :KISS: :KISS:

btw what is this invitation thing everyone is talking about? If it's something cool can you please send me one?
Edited by tourist at 04:10 CDT, 17 September 2008 - 15894 Hits
quake dark in vista (10 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 13:44 CDT, 27 July 2008 - iMsg
r_gamma doesn't work, works in window but then there's terrible mouse lag. any fix for this?

ok here's the solution:

1. set quake.exe compatibility for xp sp2

2. r_ignorehwgamme 0 (has some funky effects on lg beam a rocket explosions, you need to lower gamma and increase intensity)
Edited by tourist at 08:01 CDT, 28 July 2008 - 2907 Hits
What to play? (really) (56 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 11:40 CDT, 21 July 2008 - iMsg
seriously wtf? was thinking about buying a new machine when my graph card died but what is there worth playing anyway?
here's what I got so far:

COD4 - fun for about 3 days
Bioshock (no sensitivity settings so it's automatic crap)
Team Fortress 2 - heard it's dead
Stalker - played it already
Crysis - crap game
UT3 - dead

that's pretty much it...I wouldn't think twice about buying a new machine if any of these were out:
startcraft 2
fallout 3

but they're not. so what else is there atm?
12509 Hits
All Seeing Eye WTF? (2 comments)
Posted by tourist @ 12:31 CDT, 16 May 2008 - iMsg
just wanted to buy ASE after years of using it and it takes me to some gamespy bullshit montly prepaid adware crap. what gives?
1990 Hits
Next Page >>
Conceived and created by Sujoy Roy (Legal Notices)
RSS Feed Information, Link Buttons and Banners, Report a Bug