and such... I mean, c'mon, we can't imprison EVERY psychotic anti-Semite that wants to live in a giant rook... *shify eyes*

In other news, Rejection- and Flirty Girl left for Victoria yesterday, while Philosophy Guy just got back from thereabouts on the same day. I swear to god I could rant some giant conspiracy about people going to West BC (particularly Vic--center of the hive) but I won't! I'll just casually note that I know far too many people that are going there, or have been there already this summer. That's all, really! It's not like instinctive goose-esque behavior in any way. yup.

So I know some parents that are on vacation, and instead of typical mini-golf and newspaper-reading times, they decided to bake up some mushroom&marijuana-filled chocolates. Now that's a party! I'm all for hallucinogens, but MJ gives me anxiety attacks.

So my sister bought a dog. It's a 4-month old Doberman Pinscher. First of all, I say all dobermans should have their ears clipped. "But OOOOOOOH, it's mean to the dog!" FFS, it already has its tail chopped off. Then she named it "Zayta" or something--named after some city in Iraq--and is planning to teach it Finnish commands. Who teaches a dog Finnish? Stupid whore. If I had a doberman, 1) I'd name it Tier, 2) I'd teach it GERMAN commands, and 3) I'd clip its fucking ears. What's the world coming to?

Over.