ESR - User: melachi

<< Comment #1 @ 02:39 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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melachi

"look hes wankin uhuauzhz" ok, joke's ovea

<< Comment #2 @ 03:10 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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Lsv

u look as crazy as your posts:/

<< Comment #3 @ 06:53 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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umayr

hahahahhahahaa.. :) you do look like your pink little avtar :)

<< Comment #5 @ 07:21 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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D i M a - Reply to #3

Whoops. I thought you said he looks like Pink.

<< Comment #7 @ 07:34 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #5

neh, its more like mr t although "taxi driver" was the intention (after the machine slipped and.... yea). pink has some sort of cholo haircut.

Edited by MELACHi at 07:35 GMT, 2nd Jun 2004

<< Comment #4 @ 06:59 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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prodx

Freak!

<< Comment #6 @ 07:31 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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netrex

hehe ;) GJ.

Looks like your sucking in you stomach. Or that you're out of breath.

<< Comment #8 @ 07:38 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #6

Yes, I'm hideously fat and out of shape. All those swiss ball love session sit ups for nothing.

<< Comment #9 @ 07:53 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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netrex - Reply to #8

I didn't say you were doing it, just looks like that on your face ;)

<< Comment #36 @ 04:07 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #9

ye, crazy face

<< Comment #75 @ 05:41 UTC, 5 June 2004 >>

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daryl - Reply to #6

No, but he is flexing his right arm in the second picture.

<< Comment #10 @ 08:16 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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Anonymous (a80-127-63-228.adsl.xs4all.nl)

what an ugly motherfuckah

<< Comment #16 @ 17:03 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #10

and equally bad, which is why you're anonymous.

<< Comment #11 @ 14:34 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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deathscreamer

the hair is cool the face aint.

<< Comment #15 @ 17:03 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #11

what are you, a faggot?

<< Comment #63 @ 20:05 UTC, 4 June 2004 >>

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deathscreamer - Reply to #15

ehm why?...cause I just a guys look?..what are you..a fucking redneck?

<< Comment #64 @ 20:05 UTC, 4 June 2004 >>

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deathscreamer - Reply to #63

judge:<

<< Comment #67 @ 23:44 UTC, 4 June 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #63

So if you see a "HOT GUY" you go "You're hot"?

Don't reply, rhetorical and I'm not interested.

<< Comment #68 @ 23:45 UTC, 4 June 2004 >>

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daryl - Reply to #67

I do.

<< Comment #12 @ 14:43 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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vinz

i'd hit it

<< Comment #20 @ 17:26 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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DvO - Reply to #12

ô_Ò

<< Comment #46 @ 16:04 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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vinz - Reply to #20

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Edited by vinz! at 16:07 GMT, 3rd Jun 2004

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<< Comment #51 @ 21:27 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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DvO - Reply to #46

Ah, wonderful ASCII art. I'm touched.

<< Comment #62 @ 16:52 UTC, 4 June 2004 >>

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h3i - Reply to #51

in that *special* place?

<< Comment #94 @ 01:21 UTC, 7 June 2004 >>

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DvO - Reply to #62

Only you can touch me there, baby.

<< Comment #97 @ 03:16 UTC, 7 June 2004 >>

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h3i - Reply to #94

*cum*

<< Comment #13 @ 14:50 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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B0unty

O_o

<< Comment #14 @ 16:18 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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aaa----

"You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to?"

<< Comment #17 @ 17:11 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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Gorge - Reply to #14

right........so you talking to me or are you the only one in the rooom???:P

<< Comment #18 @ 17:18 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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Jaaakob! - Reply to #17

No, he's trying to express the mental fight of a parted mind.

(which means he's fucking crazy, but don't tell him that...)

<< Comment #19 @ 17:22 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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Gorge - Reply to #18

lol..ok...i promise..lol

<< Comment #28 @ 20:21 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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aaa---- - Reply to #18

u can run but you cannot hide :-/

<< Comment #30 @ 22:51 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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Jaaakob! - Reply to #28

Not even if I dress as a bush and move really slowly?

<< Comment #33 @ 23:07 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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DvO - Reply to #30

Last time I checked, moving really slowly != running. Nor is hiding == moving really slowly.

Edited by DvO at 23:08 GMT, 2nd Jun 2004

<< Comment #42 @ 11:51 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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Jaaakob! - Reply to #33

Do you think Nike sells shrubbery costumes?
I don't know what's with the 'moving really slowly= running'-thing, but I didn't get more than about three hours of sleep last night, so I guess it makes sense in a way that I just can't figure out.

<< Comment #44 @ 14:49 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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Sekret Love - Reply to #42

anytime darling
:D

<< Comment #48 @ 17:43 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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Jaaakob! - Reply to #44

Jolly good then! Hall.. Oh wait, I'm not religious.
... Woohoo!

<< Comment #21 @ 17:37 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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sampo

haha you look exactly like fhebus \o/

<< Comment #22 @ 18:35 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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RaZa

buh mel, you look like sonic now

<< Comment #23 @ 18:40 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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zr0

i see the taxi resemblance now go shoot those pedos...

<< Comment #25 @ 19:35 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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50sQuiff - Reply to #23

he looks nothing like Danny DeVito!

<< Comment #27 @ 20:01 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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zr0 - Reply to #25

yeah but he has a flat mohawk ok!
:)

<< Comment #29 @ 21:12 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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50sQuiff - Reply to #27

I was messing with you, Taxi was a 70s TV comedy with Devito :)

<< Comment #24 @ 18:50 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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Sekret Love

you look beautiful darling

<< Comment #31 @ 22:53 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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Jaaakob! - Reply to #24

that's to come from a guy having a two boob pentagram as his avatar! he's obviously lying.

<< Comment #32 @ 23:07 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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Sekret Love - Reply to #31

don't be afraid

<< Comment #41 @ 11:43 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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Jaaakob! - Reply to #32

can I touch your avatar?

<< Comment #50 @ 20:30 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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jonte - Reply to #24

Welcome to Esreality sekret love, and (on behalf of the esr community) you're very welcome. How about you introduce yourself to everyone else here properly! Please check out the site guide, which has a lot of useful information about how to get the most out of this community. This thread should help you to get to know a bit about some key forum members, and the 'culture' of Esreality.

<< Comment #52 @ 21:29 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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DvO - Reply to #50

Culture does not refer to odd sacrificial rituals and very odd people!

<< Comment #26 @ 19:38 UTC, 2 June 2004 >>

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gb

dye the hair blue or something

<< Comment #34 @ 01:33 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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Anonymous (81-6-242-159.dyn.gotadsl.co.uk)

very homo erotic

<< Comment #35 @ 02:37 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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Nazg0l

take off the shirt

<< Comment #37 @ 05:21 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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el|bastardo

You look like a young Gorge, heh.

Seriously, add a couple more years, a ridiculously bulky armour and some awkward animations and you’re done.

<< Comment #54 @ 23:19 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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hemostick - Reply to #37

Practice the dodging "ughs" also and always run in diagonal, and start running kicking the wall next to you.

"hueh-huughhh!!!!"

<< Comment #38 @ 07:26 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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squishy

very sexy, i'd do you

<< Comment #39 @ 07:33 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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eekabeep

you look somewhat confused. like the haircut has stunned you.

<3

<< Comment #87 @ 23:12 UTC, 5 June 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #39

When I woke up the next morning, stumbling into the bathroom to be confronted by a lunatic in the mirror. However, that's no different from every other morning. I don't know if I really qualify as a lunatic though. I'm just very blunt and don't fineprocess my thoughts when they are worded. Then in a sense I can be two faced, a jackass or just being honest with my thoughts because I am not always right.

<< Comment #40 @ 08:25 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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Anonymous (iproxy9.nltree.nl)

midget! no wonder he made such many posts at esreality! i wouldn't dare to go outside if i were to be him!

<< Comment #45 @ 15:49 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #40

Ye, 2 years ago i was constantly beaten up by 12 year olds but im just going to sit at home and pump iron for 2 more years and then I'll be a govnah.

<< Comment #99 @ 20:09 UTC, 11 June 2004 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #45

lenny mclean style

<< Comment #43 @ 14:06 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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d1cKz

I wouldn't be offended, its males dissing you not females :}

<< Comment #49 @ 19:17 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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daryl - Reply to #43

but melachi is gay.

<< Comment #47 @ 17:00 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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poub

wth he doesnt look bad k, melachi ur teh seks <3

<< Comment #53 @ 22:58 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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Starck

that couch looks damn comfy

<< Comment #55 @ 23:20 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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hemostick

Looks like a mix of the original Doom Guy and Full Metal Jacket's Gommer Pyle :)

<< Comment #57 @ 01:24 UTC, 4 June 2004 >>

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daryl - Reply to #55

good call.

<< Comment #56 @ 23:48 UTC, 3 June 2004 >>

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Anonymous (ti200720a080-0222.bb.online.no)

plz throw away that ugly t-shirt =) girls hate that singlet shit

<< Comment #58 @ 01:31 UTC, 4 June 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #56

you know why they call T shirts T shirts right?

& normally people don't try to pick girls up when they're sitting at home on their sofa.

<< Comment #59 @ 03:01 UTC, 4 June 2004 >>

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daryl - Reply to #58

why do they call t-shirts t-shirts?

<< Comment #61 @ 14:10 UTC, 4 June 2004 >>

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Jaaakob! - Reply to #59

Why do we call t-shirts t-shirts? Because they are t-shirts.
Why do we call kdawgs idiots? [....................................]

figure out the rest hun :)

<< Comment #60 @ 04:27 UTC, 4 June 2004 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #56

it would help if it was a t-shirt

<< Comment #65 @ 22:38 UTC, 4 June 2004 >>

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MetalGear

Those pictures are _____ ! There is no better haircut than no haircut(As I say: Does it really matter?) ...

<< Comment #69 @ 23:50 UTC, 4 June 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #65

Does anything matter?
Are there successful hairstylist's and barbershops because it doesn't matter? What matters and what doesn't matter is personal opinion.
Does your post matter? Does my post matter?

Everything matters to a certain degree, but what you prioritize IS WHAT REALLY MATTERS.
Philosophise on that.

<< Comment #95 @ 01:23 UTC, 7 June 2004 >>

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DvO - Reply to #69

You already did hunny.

<< Comment #66 @ 23:25 UTC, 4 June 2004 >>

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BLUEman

I pity the fool!

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<< Comment #91 @ 00:47 UTC, 7 June 2004 >>

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scoop - Reply to #66

rofl

<< Comment #70 @ 01:21 UTC, 5 June 2004 >>

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FTY

Well I'd plus you for the mohawk, but then you're not punk, and just like to pose, and we hate part time posers, so I wont.

Edited by FTY at 01:21 GMT, 5th Jun 2004

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hnns - Reply to #70

'We' do? I certainly don't! Well I do actually but you didn't know that, please ask us next time you make such blunt generalizations.

<< Comment #72 @ 03:42 UTC, 5 June 2004 >>

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FTY - Reply to #71

I don't need to ask anyone to state an opinion, thats a fact since years, well maybe it didn't come along Iceland yet.

<< Comment #73 @ 04:24 UTC, 5 June 2004 >>

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hnns - Reply to #72

smell the irony, boy

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daryl - Reply to #73

what is it with you Europeans and the word 'irony'? god, it's like you just discover an English word for the first time and use it excessively. please stop.

<< Comment #81 @ 16:07 UTC, 5 June 2004 >>

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hnns - Reply to #74

no, but thanks for sharing your opinion!

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daryl - Reply to #81

I said stop.

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ioz - Reply to #85

what is it with you Americans and the word 'stop'? god, it's like you just discover an English word for the first time and use it excessively. please irony.

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<< Comment #103 @ 21:21 UTC, 25 November 2005 >>

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daryl - Reply to #101

I have no idea what you're talking about. Perhaps you'd like to try again?

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ioz - Reply to #103

what is it with you Americans and the word 'stop'? god, it's like you just discover an English word for the first time and use it excessively. please irony.

<< Comment #106 @ 09:33 UTC, 26 November 2005 >>

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daryl - Reply to #105

I have no idea what you're talking about. Perhaps you'd like to try again?

<< Comment #107 @ 19:28 UTC, 27 November 2005 >>

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ioz - Reply to #106

:))) he has a sense of humor after all :D

<< Comment #76 @ 06:41 UTC, 5 June 2004 >>

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FTY - Reply to #73

Touche.

<< Comment #82 @ 16:40 UTC, 5 June 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #70

Mohawks are exclusive to "punk"?

punk people pose as indians then... idiot.

I don't give a shit about punk or your "we".

<< Comment #88 @ 16:46 UTC, 6 June 2004 >>

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FTY - Reply to #82

See, you're a poser.

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melachi - Reply to #88

You're a poser now shut up and fuck off with your moronic reasoning. Posing is dying your fucking hair red and applying 10 tons of gel.

<< Comment #96 @ 01:23 UTC, 7 June 2004 >>

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FTY - Reply to #89

Well I'm not going to argue with you much about "irokezi" since it would not have a point. The fact is still here, that you posted photos of yourself so that you are seen by everyone, which normaly leads us to the fact, that you want to be seen, and that you think you look pretty good (narcissist), in anyway this sums up, you like to pose = poser. Your haircut only adds weight to this, wether or not you respect it's meaning.

Edited by FTY at 01:24 GMT, 7th Jun 2004

<< Comment #100 @ 16:12 UTC, 25 November 2005 >>

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link - Reply to #96

maybe it's for a laugh.

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therogue - Reply to #100

why bump!?

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h3i - Reply to #102

y h8!?

<< Comment #77 @ 08:29 UTC, 5 June 2004 >>

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minuano

now u just need a new face

<< Comment #78 @ 09:54 UTC, 5 June 2004 >>

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FTY - Reply to #77

The face wont make him look more attractive to you, 'cause when he visits the toilet, your dream will get broken. >:)

<< Comment #79 @ 10:19 UTC, 5 June 2004 >>

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minuano - Reply to #78

please stop, im serious... i'll pay u anything, just stop :~(

<< Comment #80 @ 10:31 UTC, 5 June 2004 >>

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supersexyleetmegaruler

hehe crazy mofo
lovely though
another question.. do you work out (with weights, you know, fitness), or is that standard?

<< Comment #83 @ 16:49 UTC, 5 June 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #80

Weights, you have to. Don't like having a body decay due to sitting around. If your line of work doesn't involve physical activity you should definitely work out. Strong mind is good but strong mind and body is better. I periodically chase after cars and scream at them as well.

<< Comment #84 @ 18:18 UTC, 5 June 2004 >>

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