http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jrKXf2G-AA

Haha gfus

Thanks for joining ESReality to bring this to our attention.

Of course!

urban pls

Yeah my kindle has auto correct and there is no edit function?

don't worry you can just make another thread

I sense feceicism .

Your kindle is borked.

poopism?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Za4g8mKBcA

there you go, with our shrimp in main role!

Welcome to the list of bans.

Let me introduce you to Zhu and Lam3rs.

Dear sonic,

I hope you will take this matter seriously and reply to failzor123 inquiry.

You're a QL admin after all, act like it.

:@

This rofl

sako kojima maximum wtf

I'm not going to give up, lorfa.

I mean "this rofl" as in this pic is making me rofl. Never seen that before. Now I'm reading about sako kojima.

I didn't realize the comic undertone of this: The ql community are your sheep and you sodomize your sheep daily. I am no sheep of any.

WORK OF ART.

:' D

beautiful isn't it

Indeed it is.

It has sooo much meaning in a casually metaphoric-controversial way, that I, too, could almost cry.

:'''D

:'''P

\(^o^)/

I'm willing to bet those stones represent tears of joy.

Gotta love quake police jerks need to feel better somehow.

This is your final warning, one more infraction and you'll receive an ASBO.

Oh you can troll people's threads and besides ABSO=?

You really think think ASBO would care about ql or this site for that matter?

The Quake Police are firm but fair.

They won't reply to my emails. The admin hack more than anyone and they are too good for loyal customers.

So I was curious about what an ASBO is and.... ahahah what? Basically you can get be forbidden from doing anything regardless of laws in place and you'll get jailed if you disobey? This is nuts. That one in particular made me laugh :

The oldest recipient of an order to date is an 87-year-old who among other things is forbidden from being sarcastic to his neighbours

I am an American, and I know my rights.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-social_behaviour_order

How did you configure your fovbot and lag assistance?

I didn't configure it was already configured. Can I state the name of the hack for admin to research? My timenudge was - 20.

You on to something, T1E?

8-DD

Just contributing to this important thread.

It's the only ting I can do as Ql has permanently blocked me by IP, hardware ,and all that jazz. :)

You should listen to some Paris St. Germain. That's some nice jazz music. Tourist is a renowned album. Get it.

-Paris, that's a soccer club. I think u meant just St. Germain. :D

Rose Rouge <3

So, you cheated because other people cheat? And next time you promise to be straight as an arrow. No homo, right?

:(

My last gf was a two timing *****. I think I am asexual now... ;)

She could time two items? Holy smoke. She duels? Or do you mean 'whore'?

Lol She duelz c****

Giggity :oD

Oh! I know who you are now.

Imo you really have a serious anger problem. Lots of ragequits and throwing tantrums.

Dynamicmode is banned heh. I'm sorry they didn't ban him fast enough or w/e, but it's like you cheat you add to it. Plus you were saying on the forums you had never cheated, but now you're admitting that you did. I mean you really sacrificed your integrity here.

It's not like you fegs were ever going to help me any way.

insert [sheep_desperate_anus_lick_attempt_fail_cry.jpg]

Already seen this one.

Ok let's pretend for a second we aren't fegs (which we totally are), how exactly do you expect anyone to help you?

You cheated, you got banned, rightfully so and you are now hated by the community. What did you think it was going to happen?

The entire ql community knows I didn't cheat for five years because of my stats XxDoMeShOtxX was my first account and unlucked was my second . There is no way I could have constantly cheated with stats like that. I was an honest gamer until hacking plagued the new launcher.

They just hate me because I can compete without hacking, I got the hacks and it killed a part of my love for the game. Do you know what it's like to constantly get kicked and still want to play? Apathy took over my psyche when I noticed 80% of the community toggles anyway.

Are you seriously trying to justify cheating because someone else did it?

So let me ask again: How did you expect the community to react?

THE ADMIN CHEAT. Nearly no new players join ql, so because the admin get bored they enable God mode on some trashable account to lure people into cheating, so they can have their small community rage to them as some sadistic game.The admin are just laughing it up right now, that's how I expected them to react.

Lol, dis troll.

Nearly no new players join ql

Hundreds join on a daily basis but sadly don't continue playing because they're either getting insulted or raped.

You still haven't answered a very simple question and I see we're slowly drifting into skl3ramz/Zhu waters here.
Enjoy your failed thread and have fun being banned.



faggot.

Lemme guess you are part of the scam.

I will get a new computer and Isp eventually anyway, It would be cool if my accounts got unbanned, because either way the ql community hasnt seen the last of me...

OMG DON'T SAY YOU WILL CHEAT AGAIN AND YOUR FAGGY ASS WILL BE BANNED AGAIN.
PLEASE, SAY NO!

That's just it I hate cheaters/cheating, but the if ya can't beat them, join them; Idea is hardcoded into most people.

Wait you're >3D<Unlucked? I remember you, you always raged at me because I killed you all the time.

HAHAHAHAHA LOL..

Don't feel special I rage for everyone.

You don't rage "for" people, you rage at people simply because you have no skill in the game whatsoever.

Look @ XxDoMeShOtxX with the more win than loss ratio 16% acc. No skill my butt. My ego wins.

You have ZERO skill, I dueled you on FatCrackeR and owned your ass on Lost World.. I pwn'd you in CA all the damn time, and you always cried..

All of us even came up with a name for you because you were so terrible at CA.

Seems I have displeased someone aww. I care less about you than the miniscule amount you care about me.

My ping exceeded100 more than half the time so feed your ego with sunflower seeds.

A little ironic, being that you were banned for hacking?

Yea, true.

failzor123/unlucked spotted in one of my random frag clips.

@ 0:05 ~ On left of your screen, therein lies the body of a cheating scrub. R.I.P

You know you love me.

So I am supposed to kiss ads until you give me what I want(haha yeah right). That isn't how America was acquired.

Who cares how 'MURICA was acquired?

I thought this thread was actually a joke until I read the comments... Thought you were mocking Zhu or something.

Or, everyone's just carrying on the joke. Either ESR is dumb as fuck or smart as fuck. :/

I hope I'm smart.







:|

I mock you all, not just 1.

lmao@unlucked

You know damn well I don't cheat from the games we played. If I did, my profile, would look like the admin account dynamicmode.

wait what? not that I care about any of this or any of you (I don't know why I'm posting; I must be insanely bored), but if you're actually "deathinfire," you're one of the most blatant cheaters I've ever seen.

I wonder why shitty players like you don't get banned. I guess because you're some virgin who knows all the id guys or something.

The trick to longevity is to use private hacks and to conceal them well. I thought it funny how I've been doing it for years without even coming close to a ban, yet unlucked gets rolled out the door on his first attempt. whatever.

As time goes on, I get the feeling that 20 somethings are the new teens.

Happens when the entire populous is forced to be media minded.

happens when we eliminate natural selection and even the weakest individuals procreate

You probably are part of the culling. look it up if you are not, fits your stereotype perfectly.

The admin cheat. It's justified for them though.

xxxdomeshotxxx? ROFL long time bruh, didn't know u were unlucked. Frankly thats just fucking sad that you got worse over time

I stopped trying. The hackers were everywhere. Err ARE.

dead fish u r

Belly up most of the time.

jamalz what is your quake live account name bro. u talk a lot of shit

i can't even play quake right now because of XMPP connection failure every time I try to log in


I just watch faceit for my quake fix :(

imitated, lordthugginton, imperiex, theforeverman, countnutsacula, asmodel, celestial + many others...

I stopped trying. The hackers were everywhere. Er ARE.

err*

To err is human

make fragmovie wait some time and you can get unbanned for sure

I sent one, It's just me practicing,and its in th General support inbox.

That is if it wasn't deleted.

Whole community of trolls. Everybody who plays quake is an a**hole.

Yeah, especially the cheats, oh wait

You know damn well that includes the admin like yourself.

And let's not forget the picture

http://cs319016.userapi.com/v319016666/2326/NDAkjhiPYWw.jpg

And those are the discs of my demise. Freaking monkeys with diamonds!!!

hispanic,*edit* gay jew.

Racism is another illusion the world should do way with.

it's one of the three at least.

What if I did know than more than what is humanly possible to know?

is that you, vig?

No That's CooloutAC, back when ESR was really cool

I can't tell what this means.

Has everyone seen my post lol? People broadcasting the Lolz lol.

I get it ql is the chicken. =) or has the entire post been blocked?

tasty chickuns

blame zoom

Now that I have made the whole community laugh, can I has my accounts and Ip unblocked puleez?

Sure, it should be unblocked now so give it a try.

Ha freaking hah.

Didn't work i take it? :/
Try to reinstall the client.

I didn't even try brah, I'm not that gullable. I only tried to login on my kindle, still says account is banned.

Guess you will just have to stay banned then. :/

Pleasantries of trolling trolls.

Don't have any hope for that bud, best bet is to go play a new game.

I do.

Because I am no sheep of any cult or following, I am the grim reaper of religion: Time is the essence of life and life is the essence of time. You didn't make that up I did. share it.I am the best artist/savant the world is yet to see.

You will fit in just fine here.

/ sarcasm is a second language of mine, oh wise one

Did you just call yourself a savant? That's great.

I suppose, after trolling the piss out of the trolls, I must wait until I get a new isp and computer... All is well go back under your bridges.

Hi. I want attention too.

Hugs.gfus

I meant I have the disdain of a king lol. Not I am a king.

Use it inferencer, you probably made a program to do that fir u too :)

If you don't have delusions, then you don't dream.

No replies to this one lol.

I mean seriously there is no way In hell that Dynamic Mode should have been able to make it that far up the ranks without somebody noticing... It had to be an administrator. How is this crap fair?

probation before this gets out of hand?

*before*

Nuts

http://i.imgur.com/0DCb3OL.jpg

Is this a link for the offensive posts?

It's a link to an offensive of posts.

I may be out of the loop. Is this really not cooloutac? Is cooloutac not raythenoob? Are these people all the same with different names? Does this mean Quake is too elitist for casuals since they never get better and experience psychological breakdowns, or were they psychologically damaged beforehand? What is real? What isn't? How can we tell?

Nah, they definitely are different trolls.

Is this really not cooloutac?

Nope.

Is cooloutac not raythenoob?

Nope, different people.

Are these people all the same with different names?

Sadly no.

Does this mean Quake is too elitist for casuals since they never get better and experience psychological breakdowns, or were they psychologically damaged beforehand?

Definitely damaged beforehand. Dome has been super-raging for years. I mean I get it, the game is frustrating and upsetting on many occasions. You'd think though after so many meltdowns you'd either stop playing, or grow out of it. Most people would.

The people who don't likely have previous psychological afflictions.

What is real?

That which has causation, or can be reasoned to have causation.

How can we tell?

With Physical Evidence And Reasoned Logic (PEARL).

Most people doesn't include me in most cases, especially, in this case, I love quake.

I can't be the only one thinking: are there really that many people who are that dumb? And why are they all playing Quake?
At least there's some consolation in the fact that it's mainly retards that feel the need to cheat.

I love how people look down as if they are Better. You don't even know me.

That's funny right there.

Look up the Facebook thread `No hope for the human race`. Don`t judge me. My dad was a drunk and my mom is a speed freak. My dad also had brain surgery in the 80s, and suffers from a chronic anger problem, the brain surgery was experimental, and was to block an anurism from blocking an artery. You jerks may have had a perfect childhood, but I have reasons to be how I am.

Do you wear makeup to hide the black eyes your dad gives when he has one of his anger induced "episodes"?

I wish i had a tumor to blame my problems on.

You don't even know what the problem entails, look up tegratol it's a pharmaceutical drug, this may give you an idea.

I had a friend growing up who had a tumor as a young child. As a result he suffered from seizures. He had the tumor removed, but he had some residual seizures that had to be controlled with medication. Sadly the meds had side effects and he was often very subdued.

This was the tip of the iceberg though. The tumor was in his left frontal lobe, and there were some developmental issues/problems there. As he grew up he stopped having seizures, but new problems emerged.

He became a bipolar manic depressive, and roughly at the same 'rate' that he would have seizures he became manic. During these phases he was very interested in committing crimes or doing just anything against the rules. Once he randomly emptied a trash bin into a vacant public pool.

Eventually he became a heavy duty alcoholic, on top of being a chain smoker and a pothead. The problem being that when he was drunk, he would sometimes drift into what can only be called a psychotic state.

In one of these states something terrible happened. Apparently he went to his mother's house, started causing trouble and so she called the police. Details are sketchy on what happened next, but somehow he managed to "sexually assault" a police officer.

He had to spend 5 years in a mental institution, and ended up being forced on medication. He's had various violations since his release, like trespassing and arson. I think he's gotten to the point though where he at least admits that he has a serious problem, and has to work at it to stay healthy.

It takes much patience to have disabled family or friends. That Guy got dealt a bad hand for sure..

I was thrown down the stairs when I was 10, and the last episode, where he blacks out, I won because he is 59 now, though this episode resulted in a restraining order.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I also have a family member who has had a long time problem with amphetamines.

It's like I said though, imo you have an anger management problem. It sounds like you may have inherited this.

We all get our challenges in life. I'm by no means perfect. Just do what you can to work on it. I mean if something silly as a game ban from QL gets you to reevaluate your anger issues then something positive can come of it.

Thx, Lorfa, has anyone ever told you that you are the shit?

Also, I XxDoMeShOtxX, brought the word `troll` to quakelive. Look CampingTroll was made after XxDoMeShOtxX. I conceived the thought because ppl always hide under the bridge in dm 6. You only know the me from the game; I am actually a pretty cool guy I just take my aggression out on ql avatars. I play the guitar, I can juggle, I like to hacky sack. I smoke weed, I fix cars, and my dysfunctional family loves me. I also play piano, fur Elise is my forte.

let quake behind you and become a pro-juggler

Look up the Facebook thread `No hope for the human race`. Don`t judge me. My dad was a drunk and my mom is a speed freak. My dad also had brain surgery in the 80s, and suffers from a chronic anger problem, the brain surgery was experimental, and was to block an anurism from blocking an artery. You jerks may have had a perfect childhood, but I have reasons to be how I am.

nice to see that this tumour is still contained to this thread alone for now

meltdown in 5,4,3.....

sad to see only threads on esr these days getting this kind of attention is the teen-trolls :/

Deletion requested by user.

I wasn't trying at all. Glad you smiled.

Try Zoot's stream! maybe ins can sell one of his guitars or monitor to bail u out bra

RAGEhack? lolwut @ shitty excuse. For a thing there's no excuse for.

Enjoy your ban.

Needs more jam jam and lethe imo

meh 3/10

Why would they unban you? How is the excuse "I hacked because everyone else was hacking" even remotely valid? If you think people are hacking, get a pro account, start up your own server and only play with people you feel are not cheating.

The only players I've seen who looked suspicious in recent months are dynamicmode and leigong, both now banned.

Well quakelive can go fuck itself. Your shovelware will soon be dead you freaking hackers, have fun selling your shit on tablet computers. Oh, that's right, you will be out of work, and all your work soon be worthless, as has been my devotion to garbage. Stupid insects.

you mad bro?

Cute

Good end to a good thread.

PJSalt

Awwww, bless his little cotton socks. Another random scrub cheater gone - didums! ;)