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Giant penis squirt (17 comments)
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Posted by skint @ 11:51 UTC, 3 November 2013 - iMsg
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<< Comment #1 @ 12:20 UTC, 3 November 2013 >>
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By Poland kk-super_koziol.pl 
perfect
<< Comment #2 @ 13:32 UTC, 3 November 2013 >>
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By Uruguay gSTRUCTOR 
LOL
<< Comment #3 @ 14:29 UTC, 3 November 2013 >>
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By invisible_man H1ghlander 
this is... It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen...

almost like...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wzdzhHo3tI
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<< Comment #4 @ 14:39 UTC, 3 November 2013 >>
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By Germany twister 
fake
<< Comment #5 @ 15:58 UTC, 3 November 2013 >>
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By Germany QLFailingGerman  - Reply to #4
yeh it's not a real penis
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<< Comment #7 @ 16:49 UTC, 3 November 2013 >>
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By Portugal ProT  - Reply to #5
"Ceci n'est pas un penis"
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<< Comment #8 @ 16:58 UTC, 3 November 2013 >>
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By bloody eyeball by hatelull melechesh  - Reply to #7
¿peñis?
¿peñis?
¿peñis?
¿peñis?
¿peñis?
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<< Comment #9 @ 17:04 UTC, 3 November 2013 >>
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By Portugal ProT  - Reply to #8
Sorry, no hablo speñish. ;)
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<< Comment #10 @ 20:01 UTC, 3 November 2013 >>
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By Germany QLFailingGerman  - Reply to #7
lol
<< Comment #16 @ 23:28 UTC, 6 November 2013 >>
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By Canada FlashSoul  - Reply to #7
pénis*

You might also be interested to know that the word "pipe" is often used as a synonym to fellatio.
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<< Comment #6 @ 16:45 UTC, 3 November 2013 >>
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By Netherlands bolus major 
http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/
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<< Comment #11 @ 21:11 UTC, 3 November 2013 >>
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By Germany ybl  - Reply to #6
burn
<< Comment #13 @ 13:34 UTC, 4 November 2013 >>
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By United Kingdom losty  - Reply to #6
that scared the shit out of me :|
<< Comment #17 @ 12:20 UTC, 7 November 2013 >>
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By United States of America evilbollweevil  - Reply to #13
same
<< Comment #12 @ 09:48 UTC, 4 November 2013 >>
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By shaftwhores only by [EXE]dann c3rb 
I am more curious as to what you were looking for on Youtube in a first place to come up with such a video result.
<< Comment #14 @ 19:44 UTC, 4 November 2013 >>
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By bloody eyeball by hatelull melechesh  - Reply to #12
glasgow fireworks, of course
<< Comment #15 @ 21:26 UTC, 4 November 2013 >>
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By shaftwhores only by [EXE]dann c3rb  - Reply to #14
Oh right, silly me !

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