Sorry taking over your crappy thread.

post vids of cars but without that kinda girls pls

did they drive her around in a renault 5 by any chance?

I actually once got offered a BJ to take a girl round the block in my 5 turbo. They were the shit in the 90's.

Turned her down and went to the Arcade. This is what it takes to get top tier guys.

that's an awesome story

Story time with Uncle Jamerio.

it could be true.

makes you wonder how poor that neighboorhood really is.

poor enough :(

Rich enough for Catherine zeta Jones and michael douglas to come back to every Christmas.

Why do you eastern euros bother with the money crap, even my PJ's are from Brooks Brothers.

rofl

must be nice to live off of allowance even in your 40s.

pretty sure they ain't coming back for a basement room

How the story probably actually went down:
"He once tried to get a hooker from a street corner to give him a BJ in his parents' beat-up station wagon. She turned him down. He went home to play video games in the basement. This is what it takes to be a 40 year old virgin."

you turned down a blowjob and went to the arcade to get top tier guys? :S

At 1:40 "He likes hes back scrubbed a lot"

How do you determine the gender of your potatoes?

How do you know that your potatoes like getting their backs scrubbed? Do you talk to them?

You've never had a potato before have you, pal?

How long walks do i have to take it for? I want one but i don't know if i have enough time for one.

maybe with this?

Gender Analysis of Sweet Potato Production in Osun State, Nigeria

or maybe this quote form google helps:

Mister and Miss Potato-Head have the good life. They change as much as they’d like while keeping their basic form, that potato-like lump.

Told you I would take it over :)

Bye.

What a sad attention whore you are.