This memorial should actually be blamed for acting as a catalyst for the decadence and depravity you are about to witness in the upcoming few pages. You see, after Zack's memorial was done and approved the night before, with the lyrics of Sir Mix-A-Lot, asd who was with us on Mumble and in a player lobby for dota2 at the time, didnt know what to write. I advised him to put in the infamous forgive English, I am Russia monologue (possibly a soliloquy).

Well, that was rejected and ASD got a 15 minute lecture from the admin à la "WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK SON? THIS AINT NO MOTHERFUCKING GAME, THIS RLDD IS SRS BUSINESS", after which my disliking for the admin rose. I offered to help and then the story about a poor Estonian boy who just wants to shoot cops, a modern age Avenger, was crafted. Also, I would like to point out that this should actually classify as a form of Flash Fiction