:O

:D

dallow is the mother, reason-gaming is expanding

Gratz fox:)

And it shall be named Kit.

a baby fox is called a kit

Explaining your jokes really doesn't make them funnier

Wouldn't of been funny anyway.

HAVE

he's a native english speaker, give him a break.

I used to make that mistake all the time when i was young, it's because of the way it gets vocalized in speech. I grew out of it though.

people constantly make the same kind of mistake with é/er vs ai/č in french where I live. There are exceptions to the rule ( most of which are probably because people already couldn't spell those words years ago/it'd break the flow ) but it drives me nuts. So does "ss" instead of x, which I can't stand because people throw down esscuses all the time yet manage to say my name correctly.

I'm a huge fan of usin' the apostrophe. If I'm goin' to drop some letter for the sake of inflection, I would've done it right the first time.

Have what?

AV IT

SHUT UP

was going to post that, but just thought "they'll never learn..."

Learn to have tidy spelling? A message can have perfect spelling and transmit foolish information. Judging the quality of a post by grammar is classic for very unenlightened, selfish individuals. "Truth is a pathelss land".

?

:X

Grammar is there for a reason.

In esr mainly to help smart-asses attack messengers.

Then every1 shud rite like dat?

No, thanks.

Correct grammar does not make a wrong message correct, but incorrect grammar can make a correct message incomprehensible.

But in this case it was clear wtf he was taking about, hence the unnecesary nitpicking.

It won't always be this obvious. It is good to remind people how to use the language well.

in england, not many schools teach grammar. My school was that bad I didn't know what a verb, noun etc was until i learnt italian : D

wtf:DDDDD

First dkt, now fox.
What is the world coming to.

ninja gaming babehz

congrats fox and dkt

glhf

congratz fox
on a sidenote: prozac is back and wants to go dh!!!!

finally, he lost his virginity!

still waiting for you to do so !

why are you waiting for him? are you hoping to be involved in the process?

hope it will be triplets so he can play tdm together with them

:D

lol!

i think twins and uncle tox would be better! :P

olson twins rofl

team full house

trito stays in the kitchen i guess :\

gl :)

I WANT FOX BABIES!

hope he names him phanther :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

gz on srs note

hope he names him Tony, it would sound even cooler

no. after this hes gonna have another baby, gonna be named jaguar. i have 100% relyable source.

foxes aren't cats

ye, still beats wolf and dog :/

what about pluto and goofy? :P

nope :/ only jaguar and panther

but what if it's a girl, will it grow up to be a cougar?

I'm sure she'll be foxy

mini fox!

Level Up TV technical director Trance will be on site bringing you live action from birth.

Upload tritos pov demo also, she'll arguably be MVP imo.

is that TV1 or TV2? also will there be LQ?

Not sure anyone would want hq tbh ( haunting memories from a vhs tape back in the biology class around 10 years a go )

I want HD and 3d plz

get Vo0Good to commentate and I'll watch

congrats to fox and trito

Thx :)

Congrats :))) Wish you all the best!

so thats why he's schedule was full during dh summer

This is why i fuck bitches in the ass. No crotch fruit running around stealing my freedom n shit.

Words of wisdom right there.

HAVE

lol

lmao@Croatia.

oh.my.fucking.god.






















those poor sheep

Edited by Jamerio at 13:17 CEST, 13 April 2011

:(

oh nothing, jamie just stated he had extensive experience with anal sex and also getting a dick infection while doing it. (and I'm not making this up)

What u meant was "this is why i watch anal porn while wanking" , but hey, a forgivable typo, the keys are close

you sure? I thought he meant "this is why I get fucked in the ass"

That would indirectly imply he's a woman, i doubt that, i merely think he's a typical delusional esr geek

How so? Male humans also have an anus.

if he was male and would get it up the butt obviously it would be his only option... no worrying about crotch fruit there

o rly?




inb4 random retards come in telling me that this would have to be genetically engineered, is illogical to bring up in this context, and is possibly fake in spite of the obviousness of all that.

And they would be right, you obviously do not know the first thing about genetics. Dont bother arguing this point, my girlfriend is a gynecologist , i'm pretty confident she knows more about human reproduction than you do ;)

I mainly brought it up as a joke. Snopes says it's fake anyways.

How do you feel about her profession?

It's fine for me, why would i have a problem with that? There are far more offensive jobs around :)

I have a friend whose bf is an obgyn, and it makes her mad sometimes. Other way around though...

Well i guess it's different when a straight male spends all day around female body parts :P

I supposed that would be more comparable to my gf being a massage therapist or something.

You know, never sure with wimminz

NEVER SEEN KIDS IN SANDBOX???!!??!!!11one

Virgin detected!

and have a couple of browniez while you at it :))

gratz :)

gratz to trito

Thx :)

Gratz, that explain some things :D
P.S. We forgive you fox, that you will not attend at dreamhack <3

speak for yourself
gz :~)

+1 for godfather toxjq

As long as it's not noctis... :p

pls stop reproducing. the earth is full enough.

pls die. the earth is full enough.

u first.

he who smelt it dealt it.

im rubber ur glue any thing u say bounces off meh and sticks 2 u.

up and down, over and through, back around— the joke's on you.

nerd.

<3

yeah we need another 9/11

ya we need another [insert here].

9/11?

i c what you did there.

which mean you want to kill all arabs.

all the best :D

56 days until fox's life is officially over. All my cousins are having babies, and it just ruins our drunken, absurd parties. You can't even make noise, 'cause the women are insane about waking up babies. Like they'll murder you if you wake the baby. And all the other women are fixated on the babies. They don't want to party, they just want to make ooh's and ahh's over every little spit coming out of the creature's mouths.

Hope it's a good baby though, and by that I mean, it won't be black. Blacks could go back to Africa... Republicans would pay for their plane tickets, but blacks don't... why? Because they enjoy welfare checks and victim-hood. You see, us 'native americans' have nowhere else to go. We've been here 40,000 years, where the fuck else are we supposed to go? God-damn cocksucking white pieces of shit.

Seriously though, a lot of babies have health problems. When I was at Mardi Gras recently, one of my cousin's babies had a seizure. He's fine and everything, but it certainly was scary at the time. Hopefully your babies are healthy and stuff.

Hopefully your babies are healthy and stuff. word.

as long as they have a healthy quake diet they should be fine

Finally, a Jonesy post that's short enough for me to actually want to bother to read. Is it wrong that I laughed at how ridiculously random and crude you are?

yeah see

while all of y'all was thinkin you so cool with your sprayin cum everywhere I knew better... i was always respectin the paco instead...

who's laughing now...

mazel tov

nice

But will he quit gaming to tend to his son/daughter? :(

He already did that

he won't quit gaming. it's just that now it will be lego's instead of quake.

Nah it's more like he's taking a long break, once the kid knows how to use keyboard and mouse, fox comes back and dominates in 2v2 with his child

hahhaha I just love your way of thinking.

Just wanna point out that noctis some random austrian faggot didn't want to send my virtual hugs to trito and fox a week or so ago.

So I'll virtually hug them here.

*hug*

fox should bookmark this thread and show it to said child when the kid is like 14

also: 100th

Why?

he will see that lots of sad nerds were "spraying everywhere" about him even before his birth

Don't think showing ESR to your firstborn is the smartest idea.

I think it would be even worse to show the firstborn to esr tbh :D

dada, mama, quake, esr - in that order.

agreed.

mama , dada , quake , esr*

:D

Congrat's fox

gl&hf parenting, fox!

gz

<3

You are going to be such cool parents :D

Congratz!

<3

wrong decision go to learn + make a kid at on time

hmm feel the joke tho.
Fox, we know you are accurate @q3 but life ain't that precise.
Moar like you gettin a dog or smth.

Anyway, if that's true, gratz

Anyone know what mousepad he used?

Icemat.

Is this fox btw?

http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/matches/RenamedPlayer

yes

!!!!!!!! (?)

:P

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!
oh, legion of kids ))))

hard to please are youuu