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hi (63 comments)

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Posted by astz! @ 18:28 UTC, 18 January 2010 - iMsg

Ich bin daddy!!11 No, really! My baby boy, QUINN! Born at 8:41am, on the 19th of December. :)

He was 8 pounds, 6 ounces, 52cm long. Pure awesomeness. Half pirate, half helicopter etc. The Usual.

MWUHAHAHa!

\o/ \o/ \o/

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Edited by astz! at 19:08 UTC, 18 January 2010 - 23555 Hits

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<< Comment #1 @ 18:32 UTC, 18 January 2010 >>

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[mash]

WADDAFACK MAN

e:

also: Morgenstern-McGarrity? am i reading this correct? german women > scotsmen apparently.

Edited by [mash] at 19:03 UTC, 18 January 2010

<< Comment #23 @ 09:28 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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astz! - Reply to #1

that was a suit her best friend sent us when he was born. his surname is mcgarrity! :D but his mother is german, yeah. \o/

<< Comment #44 @ 10:08 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #23

phew, almost lost my faith in ze highlanders.

<< Comment #2 @ 18:39 UTC, 18 January 2010 >>

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tbone '

Well done, impregnating someone is hard work. (But good work, if you can get it.)

<< Comment #42 @ 09:46 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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astz! - Reply to #2

only took 2 mins!

<< Comment #3 @ 18:40 UTC, 18 January 2010 >>

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brz

unreal tournament sucks

<< Comment #30 @ 09:34 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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astz! - Reply to #3

unless you're a fuckin master jedi-ninja-pirate ut player like ME. or was. fuckin has-been. rose coloured spectacles?! :(

yarr!

<< Comment #4 @ 18:44 UTC, 18 January 2010 >>

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link

very much gz i like the tat aswell

<< Comment #29 @ 09:33 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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astz! - Reply to #4

cheers!

<< Comment #5 @ 18:46 UTC, 18 January 2010 >>

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[mash]

we need #way2 logs asap.

<< Comment #24 @ 09:29 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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astz! - Reply to #5

next tat

<< Comment #6 @ 18:51 UTC, 18 January 2010 >>

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Aaron

ut / hazel / emo / jobless bum / drunk / tea bagging / dads ashes /

all seems like yesterday!

<< Comment #15 @ 22:11 UTC, 18 January 2010 >>

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ini - Reply to #6

:(

<< Comment #25 @ 09:30 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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astz! - Reply to #6

and psychiatry sessions in #way2 to round it all off. <3

<< Comment #7 @ 18:52 UTC, 18 January 2010 >>

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dubcat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvP7gvXoCXc

<< Comment #34 @ 09:39 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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astz! - Reply to #7

the mighty quinn! :D

<< Comment #8 @ 19:02 UTC, 18 January 2010 >>

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does he defrag?

<< Comment #33 @ 09:38 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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astz! - Reply to #8

undecided. isnt defrag for girls?

COME ON MAN!

<< Comment #9 @ 19:05 UTC, 18 January 2010 >>

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f0cus

Congrats man! It goes fast, and I hope you got your sleep while the getting was good.

Mine's 5 now, heheh. I just had a Parent Teacher conference for the first time last week. Imagine that! It'll be you, too, sooner than you think. (He's reading two grade levels ahead) :D

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/9748/familye.jpg

here's a pic of him and his momma :)
Welcome to parenthood! Everything changes, but most of it is in a good way.

<< Comment #32 @ 09:38 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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astz! - Reply to #9

cheers man. 5 eh.. seems a long way away! he's put on 2 pounds from his birth weight, in 3 weeks. all he does is eat, sleep, scream and shit! but he's still amazing. has a few 'lucid' hours every now and then where he just wants to stare at me, can't help but smile when he does!

so proud of the wee guy! nice pic btw, cute kid. :)

<< Comment #38 @ 09:42 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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link - Reply to #32

babies are poop machines. makes me laugh thinking about it.

<< Comment #50 @ 14:18 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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f0cus - Reply to #32

That's an awfully cute kid you've got yourself there. Seriously, I've been seeing some ugly babies being born lately, it's refreshing to see one that looks human right off the bat like yours does. hahahaha

/no really, some UGLY babies are being born EVERY DAY.
//'Grats on not having one. :P

<< Comment #54 @ 17:01 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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Liefje - Reply to #50

I want that in a greeting card.

<< Comment #55 @ 17:37 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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f0cus - Reply to #54

lol

<< Comment #56 @ 21:42 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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[mash] - Reply to #54

haha. nice.

<< Comment #10 @ 19:28 UTC, 18 January 2010 >>

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vinkieee

Congrats!!!

ow and april 9 i'm going to Edinburgh...... just saw u where living there.

<< Comment #31 @ 09:35 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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astz! - Reply to #10

yep! 24 years now.. just moved out of the city centre though, had a flat right in the heart of everything. i would meet you for a pint, but i just noticed you're dutch. sorry.

<< Comment #52 @ 16:11 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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vinkieee - Reply to #31

hehe..

<< Comment #53 @ 16:49 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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astz! - Reply to #52

just kiddin!

<< Comment #11 @ 19:57 UTC, 18 January 2010 >>

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Congrats to astz 2.0

<< Comment #12 @ 20:49 UTC, 18 January 2010 >>

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spyteman

bet he's a newb xD

all the best astz!

<< Comment #36 @ 09:41 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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astz! - Reply to #12

we both know that's not true. ¬_¬

thanks mate!

<< Comment #13 @ 21:01 UTC, 18 January 2010 >>

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Vo0

Congratulations astz

<< Comment #37 @ 09:41 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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astz! - Reply to #13

cheers sandra!

<< Comment #14 @ 21:46 UTC, 18 January 2010 >>

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wocK_

wow

wp astz :D

<< Comment #28 @ 09:32 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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astz! - Reply to #14

:DD

<< Comment #16 @ 22:25 UTC, 18 January 2010 >>

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Six16

Congrats!

Nice name for the kid and the tattoos not that bad either (i've seen worse)..

<< Comment #27 @ 09:32 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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astz! - Reply to #16

cheers mate! it's on my back at least! :P

<< Comment #17 @ 22:28 UTC, 18 January 2010 >>

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Liefje

cute! congrats and gl with being a daddy :D

<< Comment #26 @ 09:31 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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astz! - Reply to #17

<3

<< Comment #18 @ 23:35 UTC, 18 January 2010 >>

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mammon

itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat!

<< Comment #35 @ 09:40 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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astz! - Reply to #18

I DONT BELIEVE IT!

.....?!?!?!?

<< Comment #19 @ 00:51 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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mefajpE^

gratz

<< Comment #20 @ 01:04 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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reyu

gg ;D

<< Comment #21 @ 04:48 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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mkeiy

God the tattoo is bit fucking retarded, but congratulations.

<< Comment #40 @ 09:42 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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astz! - Reply to #21

em... thanks!

<< Comment #63 @ 22:26 UTC, 15 February 2010 >>

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funnyb - Reply to #21

whats wrong with the tattoo?

<< Comment #22 @ 05:19 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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cumrag

cute baby, homo tat

<< Comment #41 @ 09:43 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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astz! - Reply to #22

...thanks! \o/

<< Comment #39 @ 09:42 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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astz!

thanks everyone! :)

<< Comment #43 @ 09:52 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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dansen

very lemon

congrats

<< Comment #45 @ 10:57 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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squishy

good looking baby! Keep it away from Liam or he might eat it!

<< Comment #46 @ 11:42 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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Liam - Reply to #45

That's a myth based on one moment of weakness.

<< Comment #47 @ 12:15 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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cute lil zerg hatchling

<< Comment #48 @ 12:41 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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TAFKAagardenchair

Nice, but the first pic of you sucking a woman's tit wasn't that good.

P.S. When will people stop dragging their helpless kids into the internet?

<< Comment #49 @ 13:04 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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Terifire

gz!

<< Comment #51 @ 14:34 UTC, 19 January 2010 >>

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son1dow

get him to play quake as soon as possible, gl

<< Comment #57 @ 03:33 UTC, 20 January 2010 >>

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ddk

congrats :}

<< Comment #58 @ 09:08 UTC, 20 January 2010 >>

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i thought she was blond?

anyway, gl & hf!!!

<< Comment #59 @ 18:17 UTC, 20 January 2010 >>

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umayr

Congrats astz .. :)

<< Comment #60 @ 00:19 UTC, 21 January 2010 >>

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stuntz

congrastz!!!!

<< Comment #61 @ 19:56 UTC, 21 January 2010 >>

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congrats.. raise him well, dont let him play CS ;)

<< Comment #62 @ 00:37 UTC, 22 January 2010 >>

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_agu

borned to play unreal tournament, i suppose

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