So guys, how do you start this srsbzns professional gaming thing? Let's say you already have enough skill to assrape any motherfucker in Day of Defeat (do you even know what that is?) let alone something like Starcraft. What do you do next?

Do you need a sponsor, or to download some app? Is it as simple as signing in to a designated server? And if so, where do you find these servers?

Can I just waltz into some gaming room in Moscow and, so long as I'm not being a pain in the ass by rubbing my tits in your faces, pull up a chair to an empty computer and join in?

On a level from zero to pretentious, how formal are these things?

Edit: I guess no one got the reference. I thought you guys were really into this. ):