she plays ragnarok online all damn day it involves a lot of clicking on slimes and presents and skeletons

Ragnarok has the best music but back then it was all grind cause 99% of the quests and NPCs didnt work

yeah she does :D
<3

pix

pix!

yeah, pix

wtf
no qw on gf's laptop = dumpy time
and the ping issue pretty much eliminates any kind of doubt you might have had.

edit: nekkid pix plz

fucking nerds

it's not hers, it's her computer-cluess roommate's

thing needs a reformat badly ;_;

So she's not 500 pounds....definately not a man(hope you've confirmed this as a good tuck job can deceive,if you don't fancy physically checking go to the toilet after her,seat up then run quickly,seat down your good to go)....she's cute...your in the middle of knowhere for 2 weeks.....AND YOU WANNA PLAY QW WITH HER!!!!!

my thoughts :>

haha innit

She might be 499 pounds and a hermaphrodite though, he didn't narrow it down enough.

LOL

how did you get to know her online?
irc/chat or single internetsite like meetic?
I'm thinking of joining a site similar to meetic, but I don't know ... :-)

wow that wasn't desperate. Asking how to meet chicks online on a gaming forum ; D

ok, we know u dont like chicks, no hate pls. let the man live.

you really dug than one up m8. well done!

Internet dating...the downfall of humanity.

It was worth it.

agreed

no no my friend, the downfall of humanity is mmorpgs like WoW

mmorpgs and cardboard cutout people, i tell ya

agreed, takes like a month to get a telephone number when you meet a girl online, and you re not even sure she s man. Outside i can get 10 telephone numbers a day by cruising the streets and i m sure i want to fkcu them :>

i run an allegedly hilarious website and she was a random fan of it

this journal is pretty funny now, because in the span of about 3 days she went from feeling me up nonstop at wal-mart, then her personality did a total 180 and she started acting completely batshit insane and now she flips out if i try to touch her, last night things hit total meltdown and the details are just too fucked up for me to go into in a public forum

she needs some fucking medication, the way she has been acting is outside of the bounds of normal human behavior. you know i am usually opposed to people being medicated and there are like a whopping 5 people that i have ever said this about EVER

i'm stuck here until the 15th, maybe she will have another wackass mood swing back to normal but i don't think I care, she is going to have some serious begging to do if she ever wants to see me again after this :(

so yeah, online dating is definitely the end of civilization as we know it

heeh tough luck-__- U don't need a website to find psycho bitches tho.

usually you find more of them there
but the rule of thumb is, the prettier, the insaner

So far in my experience that's true actually... you might be on to something. However I've met lotsa psycho fat ugly bitches too. I think the real key is finding just a normal chick.

oh
finally someone on this site who understands things without having them explained in quantum physics
glad to see you tbone
you moved to italy? o_O

Nah, got italian citizenship, I'm a euro like you now :P Moving there sometime, but not too soon.

On this subject, I'm moving in December :P

true

she sounds like a normal woman tbh! :<

lol i was going to say that :D

so true :)

Lol, I could have warned you of that, happened to me twice already. (although I didn't go out of my way to travel anywhere, one was local and the other wasn't too far)

Indeed :)

period alert!

Run before you wake up and realize ur dead.

Haha, don't know why... But this join my top10 comments on esr :-)

and the other 9 are? giev

Considering the quality of that one, do you really wanna know? :(

iofs:(

fu mkay

I'm out of your league, mmmmkay. ;)

ahahahahaha

I was going to post that I've had exactly the same thing happen to me, but looking at the other comments it looks like it really has happened to almost everyone :)

LOL, finding a normal women is near impossible, fiding one on the internet is impossible :D

im normal :P and not a psycho

That's what they all say and then when you least excpect it *BAM* - you wake up 40 years later with two kids, a house, a dog and your driving a turd colored volvo wondering what the fuck hit you.

ye men have a terrible habit of doing that to poor women!

Hey, ur not allowed to do a "tillbaka kaka"

to do a whaty lol

Its a expression in sweden used in kindergarden, I guess the best description would be that you pay someone back with the same coin that they used to pay you.

ah tit for tat kinda thing

LIES every girl has SOMETHING wrong with her :P maybe u just dont see it like we do

well thats just the same as men who are FAR from perfect ;)

i'm perfect

but ur cfg isnt :\

! ofc it is :( i got 2 perfect cfgs
edit: 3 actually

I always thought YOU were a girl (the Hello Kitty avatar n stuff) ;)

anime faggotry

this thread is awesome, like a step by step story of why this shit is bad.

sorry u got a crazy tho =[

You could just do a thread on why girls are bad though... I have enough stories. I've gone out with more girls in real life than meeting them off the internet, and the ones met in the real world have fucked me over far worse.

girls ...
You cannot live with them, you cannot live without them

porn helps

add a fleshlight aswell

lol, giev more irl-drama plx!

thanks.

lol





nuff said

I don't think it's wrong to meet and become friends with people online, however, starting a relationship = bad idea.

As much as you chat to someone or email them, you still don't know who they are 100%.

Over the past year I've had a penpal in slovakia and she's entertained me to no end, but however much we seem to get along and have similar ideas etc. You need to go through a crash test.

I'm meeting her for the first time (after over a year of emails and stuff) in september while we are both in the UK and I'm far happier meeting her as a friend than some pseudo-girlfriend.

maybe at least you'll post some pix...

:)

Well, i'll attach a normal pic, I like this one :)

seems quite nice :)

Hands a ready on the keys natural born quaker.

WHERES HER HIJAB!?!! OHHHH NOEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

HIT THAT SHIT DAWG

typical slovakia!!!

Doable, but I'm always weary of people with dyed hair, they could have ginger pubes or something.

You are late by 3 years

keep us updated :o

and ofc ud always feel happier meeting her as a mate, theres 0 pressure. u can always pork her if the going is good !

Well we got something nice going at the moment, sleeping with her 5 min after meeting her will just fuck things up. I'm thinking big.

wrong : ) boned gf first day i met her, still together with her.. its just a way of showing her whats it all about!

Yeah, but i've also boned 4 other psychos the first time I met them. I've found out later that relationships can be a lot closer the slower you move.

why are you dating psychos? bad idea mate :b

:P psychos love me (and they do anal)

LMFAO

I've heard you're a psycho!

Nah, i'm just a little weird.

woups, wasn't to you but liefje :P

Ah!

but thats nothing you should say to a girl (regarding the implication your comment makes)

is that so?

well... I'm not on esr to pick up chicks... :-P

That's how they lure you in.

i didnt necessarily mean right away \o/

for a woman, you're pretty downright stupid.

do explain how you deduced that

Well, in my world, it would be a fact. In your world, it would be an opinion. It's pretty much beating a dead horse, wouldn't it be?

try making grammatical sense before you talk to me.

and really, i invited you to explain why IN YOUR (messed up) world, that would be fact.

your declining that invitation does indeed lead me to believe that you don't have any reasoning at all... or you're deluded. or perhaps a smashing mix of both :)

you can troll all you like, but do at least MAKE SENSE before you attempt to do so.

Do you not understand what I said? It is like beating a dead horse. In other words, I realized it wasn't worth discussing about. I apologize for any grammatical errors. G'day, lady.

sorry, i was just curious as to how you could realise that from my comment. and im sure im not the only one ;)

youre right, it isnt worth discussing, some people posting in this thread ARE downright stupid, but hey, at least now we have both ascertained that it isn't me ;)

Well, if you are curious, this is why I called you "stupid". I simply found this most offending and ridiculous:

u can always pork her if the going is good!

I just hope you were kidding. I am firm in my moral beliefs that we shouldn't "whore" ourselves out by "porking" every person when the going is "good". But you may have a different view on this which is precisely why I said "It is like beating a dead horse." With my experience, two differing views will almost never agree harmonously. I wanted to drop it quick but you pushed on...

Does this satisfy you? ;)

yes thanks
ofc that was a light hearted comment you bell end

Whew... :)

she'll force feed you bingo balls until you're shitting them

HAHA UK INSULTS <3

Ahh, I get it! She called me a:

1. The head of the penis, being vaguely bell shaped. Also bellend.
2. A contemptible person, an idiot.

:p

no shit bell end


aint heard that insult in ages :)

rofl

Why?

Well this is a late update, but we landed up going out for about a year. We kept meeting up in countries, so first the UK, then Czech Rep, then she came to live with me in SA, then after that we both started studying in Italy. First week of being in Italy she broke up with me.

I can understand the difficult circumstances, but she never really told me why she wanted to break up other than that she didn't love me anymore, but it's ok, we are friends now. (A year later)

Whats wrong with meeting people the old fassioned way o_O

us females are still bitches even if you meet us the old fashioned way :P

on a side note man arnt perfect either ;)

I am.

no you aren't. you thought christianity was all that bad and didnt even look further beyond it so you chose a simple yet corrupted way of life ;) how cute, you're so human! proof of your imperfectinessnienneisnthsizne

? I was brought up christian, hell I was a christian youth leader, my hobby is still researching christianity. I don't need to look further beyond it because I already know more about it than you do. (Unfortunately yes, I do.)

Your religion is dumb, end of discussion, and if you disagree with me, go study your stupid book until you realise you're wrong.

The main weapon to disproving christianity is the bible, I don't need science or anything else.

Wtf did you bring this up now in any case, it has nothing to do with the subject at hand.

If you know Christianity is weak, then why still research it?

What I meant by "looking beyond it" is looking beyond Christianity (e.g. Islam).

My religion? I don't have a religion.

How are you absolutely certain that the religion I study would be wrong? Making judgement blindly is not what Jesus taught. That proves how imperfect you are.

My main weapon to disproving Christianity is just the people themselves.

You surely don't need science because science is a faith as well. ;)

I brought it up because you claimed to be perfect.

Ka-ching!

I research it for historic purposes, I find it interesting.

I do not believe in anything supernatural. ie. I cannot look at any religion. Although I know quite a bit about islam too.

The religion you study will be wrong because religion by definition is based on faith, which is the surrender of the logical mind.

I don't get the whole jesus thing, I am athiest, why would I care what a misinterpreted prophet had to say? Plato was far more platonic ;)

And how would this make me imperfect? I dunno, bringing this up makes my throat taste vile. Obviously I was not being serious, but then you spurt this crap.

And yes, it offends me.

Cool.

You know quite a bit about Islam? Knowing the five pillars doesn't mean you know Islam. A person who truly knows Islam would carry the wisdom they learned from Islam. You haven't shown that at all.

The lifestyle you follow is wrong because by logic it is based on faith as well. What's your point?

Misinterpreted prophet? By people or by Jesus himself?

I know you weren't being serious but I just had to make it clear for the sake of making your throat taste vile. ;)

head
up
ass
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You know quite a bit about Islam? Knowing the five pillars doesn't mean you know Islam. A person who truly knows Islam would carry the wisdom they learned from Islam. You haven't shown that at all.


knowing islam does not constitute as believing, btw..

Who says you have to believe? I don't believe in Islam but I truly know of it. At least all I've learnt had not gone to waste. Think out of the box.

you misunderstand me.

knowing islam does not mean you learn anything from it, unless you believe in the teachings to some degree. this is the point i am making.

A person who truly knows Islam would carry the wisdom they learned from Islam.

this sentence can only be interpreted in one way - you think to know islam, you must believe in it somewhat. this is misguided.

Okay. I will give you that in your sense of view but there is another view that would be incompatible with this. There comes a special exception with Islam: If someone truly knows Islam, he/she would often refer Islam as "The Truth". But this can't be with people that do not truly know Islam. As for T-Bone insulting Islam (and every religion before it), it shows he does not truly know it otherwise he would have shown respect for it. It's difficult to explain this but that's the best I can do.

he said he knows "quite a bit" about islam.

he never stated that he truely knows it, in the sense that you mean.

this is the difference between many religions and indeed cultures - in some, one can keep an open mind and attempt to learn about and understand, and thus gain tolerance for other religions. this is, i believe, what tbone is talking about.
he has not insulted any religion, merely expressed his own views and interests.

you talk about a special exception with islam being that one cannot know the religion unless one has studied it in great depth, and yes, i would agree that to be able to be that dedicated to study it so hard, as muslims are famed for doing, one must believe in it thoroughly.
fair enough.

but don't jump on the lad for saying he knows quite a bit - this doesnt mean he needs to have dedicated years of his life to becoming a muslim does it? and it certainly doesn't mean that he should believe in its teachings.

Well it is difficult to tell what he meant via text. There's three potential meaning of "quite a bit":

1) I know quite a bit of Islam - I know a whole lot more than you do - very boisterous and prideful.
2) I know quite a bit of Islam - I understand some Islam - unsure and concerned.
3) I know quite a bit of Islam... - I actually do know Islam - humble yet wise.

Which one is it? I'd say the first one. I must've mistook him for a snob who thinks he's always right because that's how he actually acts like. And it is nevertheless surprising to see him act like this if he studies religion. I have not met a person that studies religion (for anything, even historical background) to behave or think narrowly like he does.

He has insulted religion and myself! I quote him:

Your religion is dumb, end of discussion, and if you disagree with me, go study your stupid book until you realise you're wrong.

Dumb, stupid, and wrong? Is this what you call "merely expressing his own views and interests"? ;)

No, I don't necessarily mean you have to be a Muslim (or even believe it) to know Islam. Like I said earlier, it is difficult to explain. It has to do with one's feelings and wisdom after learning a religion. Though he may not agree with the religion, he would always carry at least a quality/trait from it. And like I said earlier, he showed absolutely nothing. Or in other words, he showed absolutely no knowledge of what Islam truly is. Again, hard to explain but... :p

BTW, if you're a virgin, I applaud you. Too many women out there have abused their bodies for instant gratification. Off-topic but it is in the "internet dating" thread! :D

okok, i skimmin over the bit where he said its dumb. each to their own i suppose, but that was my mistake ¬_¬

however..
If someone truly knows Islam, he/she would often refer Islam as "The Truth". But this can't be with people that do not truly know Islam.

No, I don't necessarily mean you have to be a Muslim (or even believe it) to know Islam. Like I said earlier, it is difficult to explain. It has to do with one's feelings and wisdom after learning a religion. Though he may not agree with the religion, he would always carry at least a quality/trait from it.

i don't think that someone disagreeing with the religion would call it "the truth" :p

but ok, it all comes down to how you interpret his "knowing quite a bit" i suppose. I didn't take it to mean any of those 3 options, more of a 4) i know quite a bit - the history and, i suppose, the practices. no emotional and spiritual involvement ;)

and theres something called love that can lead to one not being a virgin anymore, im sure you realise and can probably respect the different cultural differences here ;p of course, sleeping around is not desireable :p

I have an example of someone who claims to know Islam but doesn't truly know Islam: "Prophet Muhammad was a poor and uneducated man. Once he received his revelations from an Angel named Gabriel, he began preaching those so-called recited words. He gained respect over time by those who fell for his simple words. With his respect and reputation growing into power, he would easily brainwash anyone into joining his faith."

So love is sex? At least you don't sleep around.

that is one way of describing it, but you can still get someone who doesn't truely know islam who isn't so damn disrespectful, knowing the general ideas but not shitting on it so much.

and love isnt sex but it can lead to it.........

At least I'd like to talk to that person! :D I haven't found a *neutral* person like myself who respects all religions or just about any other ideas even if one side seems more fitting than the other.

I still debate against myself about the differences of love and lust. I have been involved in a "sexual encounter" which made me and that girl close friends years later to this day. She's actually a very beautiful girl with a very kind heart yet she can be blonde and pathetic at times. She still tells me, "I love you" when I still question myself if I feel love or it is plainly lust. So to say sex can lead to love is very much inconclusive!

But then there's a new twist: What about the event which was to be your "first love" and your "first virginity loss"? Does that actually constitute to real love? Some people obsess over their first love because mainly of the life-changing experience they went through regardless of how corny or lame that person was. Then again there are cases albeit rare when a person finds true love and decides that person to be "the one".

Sort of reminds me of a nature versus nuture thing - it never ends.

sorry to break this to you but no way are you neutral ;D

but yeah, love and lust.. its a fine, but very great difference between the two. i like to thinkt hat i can tell the difference but you can't be too sure, you're never too sure i suppose...

and i think thats one of the reasons why people refer to it as first love - because its different, and incomparable. but whatever ;x

:p I don't appear to be neutral because I always root for the underdogs. In Q3, I always join the losing team, regardless how much of a terrible score it is (e.g. 8 to 0 in CTF).

But in this case, it's very much different because people post opinionated posts with no back up or they assert points with error or incomplete understanding. Islam (or mainly religion) is one of the most misunderstood topic around. Even myself, I would misunderstand a couple of things until I got it right through research, critical thinking, or through an accredited scholar. That alone would take up days or months to finally figure out that misunderstanding. But people here just aren't willing to do it. That is why I call those "Atheists" the unwilling people and ironically religion condemns those kind of people. I guess it doesn't advocate laziness and cheap shots, eh? ;)

BTW, Jaffeh, I love ya, you burger end! <<<--- SLANG LOLZ

I saw you refer to science as a religion... are you suggesting that you have a completely understanding of science?? or dare I say the meaning of life the universe and everything?

I don't know if I said that. Science is a part of religion though. I don't think I suggested that I knew everything about science or religion either. :p

So anyone who doesn't follow a religion, simply hasn't thought about it enough, or isn't willing to think about it? Hmmmm.

Mmm, somewhat true. Some people get put off by religion because they don't understand the whole picture of it. They are often always told part of a picture and when they see something they don't like, they say, "No thanks". Like I said, it would take me months before I could understand some certain things. :)

Athiest aren't so because they haven't thought about it, in fact it's probably the opposite: 90% of the world is born into religion, it takes a conscious choice to take yourself out of it.

Islam may hold perfect truths for you, but for someone who doesn't believe in God, whatever rules he might have written down hold no weight.

People who aren't religious are generally that way for a reason. Some people can't believe a loving God would create such a world, some believe that Religion doesn't follow logic (unfalsifiable, etc), some believe that it's a function of tribal events, some believe it's just mystical nonsense. Whatever the reason, it's far from a lack of thought.

Athiest aren't so because they haven't thought about it, in fact it's probably the opposite: 90% of the world is born into religion, it takes a conscious choice to take yourself out of it.

Perhaps we have a miscommunication here. Sure people are born into a religion but they may not be taught well enough. They may not be challenged enough. Their environment may not be fitting enough (America is the worst place a religious person would want to be). And their whole life may not be revolved around religion at all. There are many variables for those that fail to understand religion. For example, one Catholic friend attended Catholic school since she was a child. A few years later, she lost her faith persuaded by the weak argument of atheism. What have they even learned from that school? Nothing apparently. Have they forgotten to teach science? Because I noticed that on TV where all evangelists do not mention a thing about science unless they are challenged to.

Islam may hold perfect truths for you, but for someone who doesn't believe in God, whatever rules he might have written down hold no weight.

That statement is a good example of no knowledge of religion. God provides proof of Himself in the holy books. People are just fixated on what rules God writes which detracts from the proof of God.

People who aren't religious are generally that way for a reason.

That is a weak argument.

Some people can't believe a loving God would create such a world

God is a master creator. That logic fails.

some believe that Religion doesn't follow logic

Those people don't know a thing about religion.

some believe that it's a function of tribal events

If they watch too much TV.

some believe it's just mystical nonsense

Some more TV?

Whatever the reason, it's far from a lack of thought.

It is the lack of thought, my friend.

God isn't the master creator if he doesn't exist.
T.V has nothing to do with believing that God is simply the manifestation of guilt in the tribal hoard due to the killing of their father, Freud does, however discredited he may be. T.V also has nothing to do with believing that Religion is nothing but mystical nonesense, it has to do with people believing that this world is all that there is, and seeking to please or obey something beyond it is akin to waisting ones life.

I agree on your point that if people were taught more about religion in schools they would become much more religious. But i also believe that if we taught kids fairies were real from the day they were born, they'd believe that too, go figure. There could infact be a perfect pixie, who's transcendence and wholly good nature was incomprehensible to human beings, and whos only request was that we act morally, but that'd just be crazy talk.

There is no proof in the holy books, atleast not in the common sense of the word, but then i wouldn't consider anything other than a tautology or full scientific analysis as proof. God hasn't revealed himself in any way to me, he hasn't popped up anywhere, i do not feel that there has to be guiding force in the universe, and i am far from having not thought about it.

I must admit, i pitty people who follow a religion, having to rely on a higher being to act morally. I prefer to act from within myself, to develop a good nature, and for that i do not need a god. I will not accept that god has any purpose other than to guide actions or give moral councel, and by exist i mean as a mental construct.

Please don't quote me, i know exactly what i've said, and do not need to be reminded.

I quoted you merely to put my own thoughts into order. That's all.

T.V has nothing to do with...

T.V. was a sarcastic line actually. I guess I should have made it clear. :)

I agree on your point that if people were taught more about religion in schools they would become much more religious.

That's not what I'm saying at all.

But i also believe that if we taught kids fairies were real from the day they were born, they'd believe that too, go figure.

Where's the proof?

There is no proof in the holy books

Says a person with no knowledge of religion.

God hasn't revealed himself in any way to me, he hasn't popped up anywhere

I have heard of this statement so many times. In fact, this is the same thing the Catholic girl told me! Which is why I believe the Catholic school teaches poorly or her thought process didn't mature. And for someone to say this clearly shows borderline childish thought process.

Suppose that God does exist. Religion would be there to test us. God is testing us. What goes on with that test is for you to research and challenge yourself to. If you concluded God doesn't exist at this very moment, you have failed.

In fact, so many people will fail that a given estimate of 1 in a 1,000 will even enter paradise. I quote myself:

"The Hour will not come until Allah takes away the best people on earth; only the worst people will be left; they will not know any good or forbid any evil." - Prophet Muhammad.

This would mean that every good person would have to die before the Day of Judgement is to come. No good person will ever witness the wrath of God come upon the sinned people. In order for this to happen, every person will have to stop saying "Allah" and every person will have to stop saying "La ilaha illa Allah" (There is no god but God). When this happens, there is no reason for the rest of the mankind to go on. There leaves absolutely no reason for them to keep sinning and not completing God's expectations. This is the end of mankind as we know it.

Considering the rate of how many people turn for the worst, oh boy, it will come within the next few centuries or something! But don't take my word for it. Just observe for yourself. :)

I must admit, i pitty people who follow a religion, having to rely on a higher being to act morally.

Says someone with no knowledge of religion.

Please don't quote me, i know exactly what i've said, and do not need to be reminded.

In this case, I guess I can quote you so you can realize your errors.

God isn't the master creator if he doesn't exist.

That's what you're going to need to find out for yourself.

I have nothing more to say to you. Stop talking without knowledge.

Your defence is more childish than my God hasn't popped up comment. You have no knowledge of X, so you may not comment upon it, wow.

Again, you've complicated quite a simple issue. Religion is belief in a God, and adherence to a set of guiding principles. In fact, some religions do away with the God entirely, Budhism i think it is, and give you just the principles. Now, there is no wiggle room there, i am not misunderstanding anything, that is how religion operates within society. You may be the exception, you may have some magical relationship with God, but, honestly, who gives a shit about you? Not to create unwanted hate, but i don't care about your minority of 1.

Moving on, you misquoted me completely on the proof section. I talked about scientific or tautological proofs, not some pseudo philosophical ramblings. Give me some repeatable emprical evidence - "A wise man proportions his believe to the evidence". Give me this proof or go away.

God hasn't popped up anywhere, and until he does i will not believe in him. I understand that when you talk about belief, you're refferencing something different. I also fully understand that what is needed is "faith", but i don't have any of that, and i also don't need it to function in this world.

Maybe there is an afterlife, maybe there is a God, but if this God truely is worth worship, he wouldn't be judging me as you say.

You wanted proof of children absorbing their enviroments? Go look up ferrel children. I can't even believe you need proof of that, i guess you're just trying to disagree?

You quote some random religious text as if it actually means anything. For someone who relies on emperical evidence to support their claims, i find your words, because that's all they are, words, laughable. Even if it is true, that God doesn't sound very just to me, so he can just fuck off if he thinks i'm going to say his name everyday.

Isn't it amazing how this religion you speak of rewards those who follow it's rules, and punishes those who don't? My, i do believe it resembles a form of social manipulation! That's just sarcasm, but you get my point.

I'm tired of arguing with someone who's obviously too religious to argue with. I can never convince you of anything contrary to your believe, and whether that's due to ignorance on your part, the truth of your believe, or brainwashing, i can't know. So i give up, believe whatever you want, but if you think me, or anyone else, should ever have to respect your beliefs on any other level than mild amusement, just because you're so certain of their truth, then you need to rethink your world view.

Just to clarify, I'm agnostic, to the point of leaning towards some higher being. I, however, don't believe it cares nor wants for dogmatic bullshit, i doubt it even cares we're here.

I have to apologize for my behavior. Look, I'd love to give you all the proof in this world of religion and such, but quite frankly I am bored (translation: I have no patience) of doing that. The reason being I have done this so many times that it gets very tiring for me.

I wish I could've saved that entire 100 page conversation discussing the existence and science of God I previously had but I didn't. That 100 page conversation drains so much energy out of me. The average Atheist doesn't even have to do much and has little or no good argument while the average Jew, Christian, or Muslim has to do all the work correcting the Atheist's misconceptions along with constant reading of finding proofs already in the holy books and other sources.

What you and others have been doing all along is sharing with me your constant misconceptions and I grow tired of even trying to correct it unless there's something new about it. Do you know how many times I've heard of wrong accusations towards other religions claiming they encourage violence, oppression, inequality, and such? People keep pointing to the news when they are most of the time irrelevant! I have to constantly repeat this: "Just because you see this occur doesn't mean it is true with others" or something of close similarity.

With that said, please understand that I really don't care to discuss this with you because my goal isn't to make you accept religion but to correct your thinking so you can be tolerant of other religions. But forget this. In fact, I rather you stay Atheist. Or Agnostic - but you said you had no faith so what's the point of being "Agnostic"? And your arguments you listed shows you have no clear understanding or knowledge of religion. You can easily define religion but still be wrong about it.

And I am not a part of a "one man cult". I have no beliefs. I only study them and I grow to understand why religious people are religious, why atheists aren't, and why religious people constantly try to convince others to join their faith. This is why I dismiss those who claim religion is all manipulation and brainwash when it really isn't.

It's easy to make an accusation about religion than to defend it. I can call you gay and you would have to prove yourself in great lengths to prove yourself not gay. Most religious people say, "Fuck it", in defending themselves because others are usually ignorant, have no knowledge, and the fact it does take quite a lot of work to defend religion. That's why I see debates go on for 10 pages in a forum and it suddenly ends because the religious guy quit.

And I never asked you for any proof. I don't need your proof or anything. The only way to disprove religion to prove it from the original source and no one has ever succeeded to this day (at least for the Qur'an).

Sometimes people are fixated on the fact religion is wrong and stupid because they research into only one religion. They don't even look elsewhere like... Islam? I honestly doubt very, very few people here in the ESReality community ever read and understood the Qu'ran. Yet people want to talk crap about it. For the life of me, I don't even know why besides the fact they're so opinionized.

And sometimes that goes out of hand which for example you say you dont think God is just. Who really gives a fuck what your opinion is? If there was a God and he created you for a specific reason, you follow that objective. It's very funny that Atheists reject that. Disobedience! However, from studying the Abrahamic religions, I've come to learn that this isn't a God that's unfair. He provides us the reasons for why he ordered us to do certain things and why things are the way they are. If that God was so unjust, then why would there be so many Jews, Christians, and Muslims in this world? People always had the common sense back then to know this.

And you know what? "Religion" doesn't even deserve that label. According to the holy book (God), religion is the only right way to live so it should be true for everyone. But instead it gets a label called "religion". If you understand what I'm saying... :)

I'm done rambling. Take it what you will. :)

The Atheist's mindset is incompatible with the Religious mindset. You laugh at them, they laugh at you. It's a vicious circular battle.

---edited for clarification---

You say you're not religious, merely a student, yet you talk about God and proof.

Yeah, the reason it's circular is because religion never offers any new proof, "holy books" are reffered to as if they actually mean anything in an emprical sense.

This argument wasn't about tolerance: i tolerate religious people, in fact i have a friend who is studying to become a vicar. This argument was about you refusing to believe that an athiest could have put tremendous thought into his position. I'm pretty bored of you too, you don't offer anything to the debate, other than to mumble something about me "not understanding" and religion being "everso complex", please, Athiesm is so overwhelmingly compex that your brain may just explode if you even try to comprehend it. The subtle nuances of it's reason and logic are all but invisible to the religous mind, and unless you have read our holy book "encarta", you can never truly understand us. If you put enough thought into your position, read our book, then thought some more, you could not possibly do anything but become athiest.

Hmmm. That argument sounds familiar.

All my life I have been Atheist. I still am. I live my life like an Atheist and my friends can testify that. Unless there's something I'm missing, please do tell me how Atheism is so complex? What does an Atheist have to prove himself about? Without religion, there is no Atheism! Atheism strives to disprove religion! And a reminder - I live it, for shit's sake.

But why do I sound like a devout religious person? Let's just say I have a unique ability of switching "on/off" in my brain where I switch mindsets quickly. I understood Hitlerism, I understood White Trashism, I understood Buddhism, I understood even Scientism. During the day I am Atheist, during night I study a topic with my mindset focused on it.

In fact, upon studying religion, I had no bad intentions to begin with. I did not try to disprove religion but rather tried to live their viewpoint. And did it work? Yes. I now understand clearly where they're coming from. As for emprical proof, I found plenty. But one must realize the historical reasons as to why they are stated the way they are. I learn entirely new things just by doing that. And when I am in that position, I am also dumbfounded as to why Atheists did not discover this same knowledge that I had attained. You have to ask yourself why there was religion in the beginning of mankind in the first place. If religion were true, then everything Atheists claimed (e.g. used to manipulate people, brainwashing, etc...) would be ridiculous.

Funny you mention Encarta because that's what I used during my earlier elementary school grades! ;D

Anyway, you said you did put deep thought into religion but I say you haven't otherwise you'd attain all the knowledge I have by now. :)

Let this discussion end.

Let's just say I have a unique ability of switching "on/off" in my brain where I switch mindsets quickly.

This borders on megalomania. Get help quickly.

As for emprical proof, I found plenty.

And until you figure out how to repeat it for other people, no-one will believe you.

You have to ask yourself why there was religion in the beginning of mankind in the first place.

As a defence mechanism against fear, just as it is today.

Anyway, you said you did put deep thought into religion but I say you haven't otherwise you'd attain all the knowledge I have by now. :)

Circular, you retard.

Let this discussion end.

In case you've forgotten, scroll up to comment #42.

Megalomania ( from the Greek word &#956;&#949;&#947;&#945;&#955;&#959;&#956;&#945;&#957;&#943;&#945;) is a psychopathological condition characterised by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence. It includes an obsession with grandiose or extravagant things or actions. It is sometimes symptomatic of manic or paranoid disorders.

This surely does not fit me.

To label a person, group, or thing because you fail to understand them is a sign of an unsophisicated person.

:DDDDDDDDD

:p

deep thought in religion, hm. i would actually say it takes over 60 years to truly "understand" a singular religion. but this is just speculation ofcourse...

Amena: Because I was born and raised as a muslim, I understand the truth of it. But the fact that there's sooo much I don't know is so irritating to me. You made me realize there's sooo much I need to learn. Sooo much I need to know...
Cholie: I'm wondering why you say I'm the one that made you realize it. Why doesn't anyone else? I am sure they are more knowledgeable than I am.
Amena: Because you're not a Muslim! And yet you're taking your time learning about it. And what, you picked all that knowledge in just a year? I haven't met any non-muslim that actually knows Islam like that. It makes me realize that I'm muslim but do I take the time to learn it? Not really. How ashamed I am of myself.

you're seeming a bit like an ego-centric zealot, no offense, just my first impression from that comment. frankly because you boast big but there is no way you can provide proof. such is religion

It was actually a coincidence that this conversation on MSN occurred the same time I read your comment. This conversation was the best answer to your statement of understanding something in 60 years. If you looked at it as if I was an arrogant show-off, then I'm sorry, I didn't mean it to be. Just look at what she is saying. I am a non-Muslim that actually turns out to understand Islam while she, as a Muslim, still has to catch up to my amount of knowledge. She's 20, being Muslim her whole life, while I'm 19, being Atheist for a really good portion of that time.

If I didn't boast religion in the first place, then that meant I found religion to be over all false. But turns out it isn't. People just aren't thinking hard enough. If I say Islam is science, people will criticize me while ALL the Muslims would agree that I'm right. Why is that? It's a battle between the people who don't know versus the people who do. If you really want to know about Islam's proofs, just go to Google and type: Islam Science Qur'an or whatever. Enjoy having a good read and keep clicking on links to further push your understanding to a whole new level. And be careful of landing on the wrong sites - I've seen a site that advertises itself to appear Islamic but puts out wrong information and turns out it was a Christian site. Pew!

You've ventured into statements that make you look completely ridiculous.

You're equating religion to science, do even realise what you're saying there? That what is written in the bible, or Qur`an, is emprically verifiable through scientific testing? I honestly don't know what to say.

You call us ignorant, you say we simply have not thought enough, you say we lack knowledge; yet you, with your infinite wisdom, resort to a statement that can only be equated to fundamentalist propoganda. Religion is not science, is isn't even close to science, major philosophical discussion revolves around trying to bridge the gap between scientific theories and religious statements - you can not solve this problem by making unfounded refferences to facts that don't even exist.

Let me put this straight and simple:

God has not shown his existence in ways that are emprically verifiable or repeatable.
To believe in God, therefore, requires one to have faith.
Faith is at the very heart of any religion.
Once one has faith, the "facts" of a religion become apparent.
However, these facts are not facts of the scientific sort, they different, since they require faith.

It requires no faith for me to believe in gravity, i feel it's effects everyday, and not only do i feel them, but so does everyhuman being on this planet. In fact, regardless of whether i believe in gravity or not, i would still feel it's effects. You may say that people feel the effect of God, and so his presence too is verfiable, but there is a sophism there: even though God's presence is felt by the religious, it is not by the atheist; for god to have an effect, faith is needed.

I'm in awe of your supposed knowledge, if you truly knew all you claimed to know you would share you knowledge: in my experience, those who seek knowledge, also seek to share it. I believe you're either deluded, a troll, or a mixture of the two; i'd love for you to prove me wrong, however, and post something of substance in reply. Quote some sources, find some evidence, actually make a substancial claim, and not hide behind useless, circular arguments. Please, i beg you, prove me wrong.

I know of your side. Being on your side is boring. As likewise you don't know my side. But that's even more exciting.

Yeah... right.

You didn't quite manage to prove me wrong.

So I guess you want to live it up 'til you die?

Edit: I actually don't want to prove you wrong. I am the wrong person to attempt in proving you wrong. A scholar would do better.

I'll try again.

You say that Athiesm has nothing to prove, that is wrong. Religion, yes, has something to prove, namely the existence of God. Atheism, however, also has something to prove, namely the non existence of God.

Proving a negative is very difficicult, especially when this negative is intangible and unknowable. However, it is not beyond the realm of atheism to attempt to show the probability of God existing is low. Of course, you then take on the unfalsifiable nature of religious satements, which you have so generously demonstrated: I say i have not seen God, therefore he does not exist; you reply with "You have no opened your mind and heart to God, therefore you can not know him.; i reply with "I have opened my mind and heart, searched into the depths of myself, and have no found God"; you reply with "You merely have not studied religious texts properly"; etc etc etc: do you see how this is circular?

My point is that the only true verfication of religious statements comes eschatologically, there is no other proof as such. To state otherwise is to misinterpret the purpose and foundation of religion in an almost embarrasing way.

I seek knowledge, i seek to be able to justify my beliefs to other people: why? I guess for validation, maybe to sound clever, maybe to help myself understand. But whatever the reason, i do something you don't, yet claim to do, i analyse and provide basis for my claims.

I do not believe in the God of Islam, Christianity or any mainstream religion. I believe religion is a mixture of social manipulation (Marxism), the ideals and perfect virtues of society, mystical belief and ignorance. I can provide logical reasons for all these ideas, of course, to a religious person the answer will simply be "That may be why we have religion, but that says nothing about God, or does anthing to dislodge my faith in him". I accept that wholeheartidly, but i will not and shall not allow anyone who thinks like that, to present it as fact: simply because it is not.

Sociological and psychological ideas form the basis for religion, they give the why: the provide reason for it's existence. For myself, as someone who grounds himself in emprical fact and scientific observation, i can accept this and a full explanation: that does not mean my mind is closed, it does mean i await God to reveal himself as the underlying force behind the universe. You may think you know all there is to know about life, that God provide salvation, etc: but to me, life is about the here, the now, what you do in this exact moment, how you spend the minutes of the Day, how much you enjoy your own llife, and provide enjoyment for others: i guess i'm utilitarian at heart. That sounds suspicously like religion, and it is, only without the crutch of an everknowing, everloving creator, who will forgive me whatever my short comings: i answer to myself, and myself alone, you may view that as a positive or a negative thing, depending on your viewpoint.

Anyway, you sucked me into a circular argument, but you know what? I like to put my point across, maybe i'm part troll (B.B. <3), or maybe i'm just bored. None of that matters, since i'm convinced you'll ignore 90% of what i just wrote, and spout some random jibberish that appears to be conveying meaning, helllooo A.J Ayer!

If you are trying not to look arrogant you aren't doing a good job. Saying you know what he thinks, and that he is boring while he can't understand what you think. Maybe you didn't mean it to sound like this, but it sure sounds arrogant to me.
And honestly I don't think anyone at the age of 19 can have such an insight and wisdom that is superior to that of any others.

"Religion is belief in a God, and adherence to a set of guiding principles. In fact, some religions do away with the God entirely, Budhism i think it is, and give you just the principles."

Not to nitpick or anything, but I believe it is entirely possible to believe in a creator/higher being without adhering to any form of mainstream religion.

That, I have 100% respect for, but people who follow religions that were formed on the basis of oppression and control don't deserve respect. They confuse belief in God with belief in religion.

You didn't nitpick, you basically repeated what I had said but in reverse. If I remember correctly, I was trying to make the point that religion requires a set of almost arbitrary principles, usually combined with belief in a deity.

Of course, I agree, it's completely possible to hold a belief in God without subsribing to the dogma, or scriptures, or holy texts which religions cling to so dearly.

I don't understand. why are you so threatened by atheists? religion is dying, and it will (hopefully) continue to do so. if a majority of people don't think the way you do, then you're societally wrong, though not necessarily logically wrong. in the case of religion, you're probably not quite societally wrong, but logically wrong nonetheless.

religion and theism have no basis in fact, and neither does deism. they never will have. I don't have to "know" religion to know this. I don't want to know religion, and I'm not going to waste my time ever reading about any of that garbage, and when I say garbage I mean things like: Christianity, The Bible, Jesus, The Disciples, God. Islam, The Qu'Ran, Muhammad, The Hadith, Allah. Judaism, The Torah, Kaballah, Yahweh. And I mean Hinduism, Shiva, Brahma, et al. I mean Sikhism and Taoism and Buddhism (although many may not regard the latter two as traditionally theistic -- I don't really care enough to think about it). I mean Astrology and Zoroastrianism.

I have no respect for your religion, no matter what the tradition of "respecting" these ridiculous beliefs may be. You will get none from me.
All of these faiths and people are extraordinary claims. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. If you even want me to entertain the idea of this nonsense, you will provide me with that, or I will not hesitate to completely ignore anything resembling religion. It is not worth my time, and it is certainly not worth the dedication of my life.

God is unimportant. There are many more important empirical things, like science. To me, as you may be insulted by someone proclaiming that "God" (and I will use the lowercase form wherever possible, outside of the start of a sentence) is stupid, I am insulted by you telling me that I should get to know god or whatever religion. That's like a slap in the face, as far as my reasoning and intellectual ability is concerned. Please stop.

I'm not. :) This topic is so old. I'm much rather in the middle like I've always been. Take it easy.

according to your post, you were. you were arguing that people weren't getting to 'know their religion,' largely as a result of them being seduced by the 'weak argument of atheism' (whatever that is).

these people are seeing something you aren't, despite your trolling. the difference between that and religious dogma is that those people have reasonable and rational basis for their thought.

but it's obvious you can't understand reason, so why not just take the empiricity out of the equation and say: you don't understand atheism; if you took the time to know it as well as I do, you would know that it is right.

..your trolling notwithstanding.

I was atheist. I know what it is. I learn different perspectives over time. Atheism becomes pretty plain and boring. Just a personal opinion.

Am I still searching? Yes. Do I believe the same things I've posted a year ago (here)? No. I actually laughed at my own posts. It takes one to know one though. :)

Take it easy.

it takes one laugh to know one laugh? it takes one post to know one post? I'm not sure I understand.

rofl@you

:)

back to being an atheist now?

none escape underped from the herp-tornado

Wow, fast forward to today - reading what I posted... I'm so dumb, hahahahahaha. A lot of the things I said remained somewhat true but so many things I said were so wrong. :'(

I'm actually more of agnostic now. I'm not religious or anything. Far more laid back than the militant style I employed years ago. :p

you just gave up didn't you :x

Oh my god...

burger end? what the hell

LOL USA SLANG

BTW, if you're a virgin, I applaud you. Too many women out there have abused their bodies for instant gratification.

I was about to respond with something along the lines of 'you need to get laid. end of story' but you got me interested there... does this abusing ones body for gratification go for men too? Or is it ok for them but not for the women? Which would kinda leave us with a problem... or not seeing you run around with the gay pride flag on here :)
(no offense meant btw)


edit: oh missed that part

There comes a special exception with Islam: If someone truly knows Islam, he/she would often refer Islam as "The Truth"

You do realize this kind of logic makes look reta... is circular?
One either refers to islam as the truth or he does not know islam? Which means to you anyone who does not see islam as the truth does not know islam and therefore should not comment on it? Even simpler: either somebody thinks 'islam=truth' or he will get the 'you don't know islam speech' from you...

Hi!

For the whole gratification for both sexes, if I tell the women to not go sleeping around, then wouldn't that apply the same for the male? Of course. Like the Bible often speaks to MEN when it is little known that it ALSO applies to WOMEN too. So yes, both sexes should not be abusing their bodies for instant gratification. I call men that sleep around to be sluts or whores too. ;)

There comes a special exception with Islam: If someone truly knows Islam, he/she would often refer Islam as "The Truth"

The above statement is retarded, yes. So, I made a better explanation to clear it up. Refer to: http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1134308#pid1133526

:D

Oh sorry Mr. Pennsylvania who must have learnt everything he knows from a book. I actually live and work with muslims, don't give me crap about how if I knew anything about their religion I would be living by their virtues. Fuck you, I live by my own virtues. I don't need anyone to tell me how to live. I am a good person, and I make my own decisions.

Nothing in my life is based on faith, and if you think "logically" that I do, you are wrong, and need to redetermine what faith means. In order to help you relearn this oft misused word, I have put various meanings below:

faith
n.

1. Confident belief in the truth, value, or trustworthiness of a person, idea, or thing. (In usage, not what we are talking about.)
2. Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence.
3. Loyalty to a person or thing; allegiance: keeping faith with one's supporters. (In usage, not what we are talking about.)
4. often Faith Christianity. The theological virtue defined as secure belief in God and a trusting acceptance of God's will.
5. The body of dogma of a religion: the Muslim faith. (this is a faith and not faith we are talking about)
6. A set of principles or beliefs. (this is a faith and not faith we are talking about)

So, basically, to put it into your terms, this means to stop thinking and believe in made up shit. And don't talk to me about how you need faith in science. You don't, because even if I don't believe in it (pretty hard with quantum physics), the world is still going to go on around me anyway. Y'know, Galileo "It moves none the less"

Misinterpreted by the people. (obviously)

And your last sentence makes no sense, because there is no real purpose behind it apart from attacking me with bla bla bla.

*Gasp* Did you just say "learnt everything he knows from a book"? Is that a false accusation I see? Do you not remember me mentioning that I work closely with a scholar, several Imam's, I attend masjids, I present speech against misconceptions, and I attend the MSA (Muslim Students Association) workshop? I'm flattered that you thought I read everything from just a book. ;)

And let it be known that living and working with Muslims doesn't mean you would know Islam in its entirety. There are plenty of corrupt Muslims out there and hopefully you are working with the good Muslims. Still, I seriously doubt you would know much about Islam inside out because I did notice your large support for the stereotypes being labeled on Muslims previously. But I will give it to you - you don't study Islam in the least.

You are quick to swear out against me but then again that shows abhorrent behavior and lacking wisdom. All your childhood studying of Christianity has truly gone to a waste, brother. You know by the law of God that there is no righter judge than God. Yet you seem to want to take His position and appoint yourself the judge. But I see nothing good of your judgement for it goes against all virtues God has commanded! Such a good person you are yet your actions are all wrong!

Your haste answers fails you for you don't realize the several dimensions of thinking except the plain jane method. I remain surprised because supposedly you follow philosophy to an extent yet did not fully grasp the fact that faith is done unto everything in life. Just because something is there does not mean it's actually there, brother. Logic requires assumption and in order for an assumption to be made, it requires deep down a strong sense of affirmation a.k.a. faith. If you cannot see this, then you are blind. But worry not of me for I already know your side. :)

How is it made up "shit" when it had already been time and time again proven in history? I think you, sir, are thinking quite dark and narrow. Have you wiped your remaining defecates enough to think clearly? ;)

proved thousands of times, praise jesus my brother

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that's the taste of authority :P

whats your point?
and I was obviously replying to him only, so I doubt anyone else would get it.

just a chance to rage you thats all.

its middle earth ffs

You know quite a bit about Islam? Knowing the five pillars doesn't mean you know Islam. A person who truly knows Islam would carry the wisdom they learned from Islam.

...As in carrying it in a bag filled with explosives in some high populated european city? :L

Edit: That was a joke. Calm down!

:P

Why are you such an idiot to bring up religion as an argument to bash someone who made a 'meant to be funny' comment? Are you that blind to normal social behaiviour that you have to act like a stupid zealot all the time?
Ye, you're right that religion have made the life better for billions of people throughout history and I think we ALL can agree on that. BUT don't tell anyone that there isn't a bad side of especially the dominating religions today. Post christianity was basically used by the roman government to control Europe by making people do what they wished through fear. Because back in the old days the preachers preached in latin and normal people who attended the churches didn't undestand anything. But they did understand ONE thing, if they did not follow the ten commandmendts they would end up in HELL instead of heaven. Oh, and heathens got burned to the stake just for that. It was not untill the time of Martin Luther that the protestants seperated themselves from the vatican and translated the bible. Think about all the treasures which the vatican withholds today. Think about all the scientific reasearch it could fund.

And DON'T tell anyone that christianity or islam is good for everyone. Me and my brothers have gotten the chance to choose our own religion from an early age, none of us were baptised. I for one have explored christianity on my own out of curiousity and I've got to the conclusion people can be easily blinded by the fantastic stories and incredible designed churches. But the stories are mandschauvenistic, selfish and generally ILLOGICAL. And by illogical I mean, e.g why live a lifespan of 0-100 years just to go to heaven/hell when you die? Mind that one don't have to be "evil" to break the rules of the ten commandments. Poor people steal to survive, oppressed people kill to free themselves etc.
ANYONE is a good person in his/her own mind.

:(

Furthermore, everyone can live a good and enlightened life without christianity/islam/judaism/hinduism/scientology guiding and misleading the persons life. He/she just have to learn to think for himself about how the Universe and its observers co-exist.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAaaHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh

America is the world's great country! Look at America's 52% and rising divorce rate. Look at the fact that a woman is raped every 30 seconds in America. Dude, I can go on with what's wrong with the country. I can go on and on and on and on and on! But I don't want to because all of these things are so plain common sense.

Your argument is soooooo pathetic. I have to act like an ass right now because that argument is just THAT fucking pathetic. Your observances are sooooo fucking narrow. Man, get a fucking clue. Really, please do.

I said :( because all the statements you said was so stupid.

Just stop talking, man. :(

Forgive me for my harsh language.

Stupid? You're the one who's arguing like a child.

*sigh*

You sir, have by this post lost all the respect I had for you reading posts previously posted by you in this thread.

k lol? i never gave you any :D

what dose america got too do whit anything?

ur a girl? lol i'm owned by the internet once again :o

will you guys take your religious bullshit out of my drama thread

I knew it. Who is gonna die?

idd. that tbone dude is annoying (and seems he has some security problems with the 'best' attitude?) :/

i want Zanno's drama \o/

but don't delete anything from her computer, don't act out of spite and shit - it may be hard right now, but in the long run, consciously trying to hurt people will only hurt you. just learn from it as most as you can, and move on :)

I cannot argue rationally about religion as it is something I have very strong feelings towards. I should have stopped writing sooner than I did, because I knew where it was going to go straight away.

because I knew where it was going to go straight away.

Because Clohie or whatever is 100% a clear troll who had no argument but to lead the discusion off into discusion about religion in which they could mindlessly annoy those who tried to argue :/

The 10 page argument that was had last time wasn't so bad but this one is just stupid. Clohie fails to manage to surpass the worst argument tactic ever which is used by little children and retards (Which naturally results in people arguing and getting annoyed e.g. job done).

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wtf, didnt know kdawg had a sister!?

haha :D

Zanno, wtf that sucks that she turned out mental. As someone mentioned she could be totally menstrual, but a lot of girls can be just psycho when it comes to the way they treat guys!

IMO you can never really "know" someone over the internet. I've met many people who act like real... dorks online, but IRL they are sweet as pie. The opposite can also be said!

i rule both

what kind of pie?

uh, chocolate pie!

try again over the next couple days...see if it was just her period or not
lol @ being in the middle of nowhere with a girl and moaning about qw :)
btw where do u live normally and where does she live?

Yeh but if she is on her period she isn't going to want to get touched up! Maybe she just doesn't want to tell you!
Just ask her.
Or don't, she might really flip out if she isn't on.

Cool, and... not so cool

In a few days I'll meet up with a chick I have known for the past 2½-3 years online... since she's close to where I live so will pay her a visit... doubt anything will happen, but more to see what she's like and make a nice friend :)

No, she is definitely a fucking headcase.

I have finally pinpointed the reason that she snapped. She's been juggling FOUR internet boyfriends including me and they were starting to wonder who the fuck the person sitting next to her was. She kept telling me to give her some privacy and I completely ignored it, and now she hates me. I don't really fucking care anymore :)

She also kept insisting to all of them that she wasn't cheating on them, especially me. Like, here is how psychotic this girl is.

I went outside to call real life friends and fuck their mind for a while, I came back, the room reeked of sex and I looked at her computer and she was cybering with someone. She was in the shower when I got in, I called her out on it and she said she was "joking" and tried hilariously hard to explain it all away.

If saying things "no dirty talk" and "i was so pent up i came in 5 seconds" is her idea of a joke, that is pretty fucking twisted :)

i was too busy being fucking mortified by it to think to save the text file, but i bothered to save this thing on her computer when i woke up this morning

http://zanno.oddwebsite.com/yawn.rtf

and she spent all of yesterday denying furiously that she had any other boyfriends

i also talked to another one of them he is way less insane than the other guy. i am really worried for him. i don't know if he's just waiting for me to clear out to break the fuck up with her, or if he is too attached and bought her bullshit explanations. i am going to talk to him again once i get the fuck out of here.

the last one is in the military and cosigned her student loans. i've been wondering what that ring that used to be on her foot and is now on her ring finger again meant, this dude is FUCKED. unfortunately, i have no way of getting into contact with him.

I have decided that I need to get the fuck out of here as soon as possible and I am going to delete her system32 folder before I go :)

ok your mission is, get pics of her tits and post them on forums. weeeeeeeeeeeeee

p.s. how come the log is in english?

He's from the states?

rolf, from the broken english i thought he was from... him i duno, wales or iceland... my bad.

p.s. watch Hard Candy

Iceland? You're just bitter mate because the way2 crew said my english is better than yours :o

:;(

am sad coz its truw

<3

omg, i'm fucking sorry for you
it's crazy how psycho girls can go
i've had 1 or 2 cases like that when i was inexperienced, it's kind of their thing to play with guys and having lots of them, at least on the internet.. they fucking like the attention, every girl does, but there are few who take it to such extremes
anyway, i didnt catch where you are now, i hope tho you're alright and you didnt take much effort to get there or get home
i'll cross my fingers for you, c you

:s i think you should go home

don't worry m8. Everyone has had a bad experience with a girl. The good news is that in this case is straight forward, that she doesn't deserve nothing. It's harder when you aren't sure, but this is a no-brainer. Wish u fun with next chick.

we all learn from our mistakes zanno
but this sounds over the top hope you get home safely.

dont get too put off by this and turn into a gay !

she freaked because she can't deal with real life closeness. it is conflicting with the 'internet reality' she has created for herself. therefore she has 4 internet 'boyfriends' but can't keep a normal relationship. or she just realized what a nerd you are. go figure :/

she lived with one of them (who she insisted was her ex until it became painfully obvious otherwise when i got here) for about a year so i don't know about that one dude

punch her in the face and be done with it

oh and then shit in her mouth for extra measure!

aaron i like your style.

i know darling, i know

but not my music :(

if i had a vd would i know it by now

vomit disorder?

not funney 8-[

EDIT: for the guy i mean :)

Yes, you would start to feel extreme irritation in sunlight and a strong sense of repulsion from garlic and wooden stakes almost immediatly.

i already had that :E

interesting, tnx for the info.

Probably the best journal ever.

wow, this is awesome.
seriously though, naked pics is a must now.

i'm at an internet cafe changing all of my passwords :)

so anyway last night she took all the computers out of her house and vanished, i got really paranoid, so i decided to wack off on a pair of her panties, slash her cable modem line, and then call a cab to get immediately out of there

i am absolutely convinced she was running a keylogger on the laptop she let me use. it ran like shit for no apparent reason and she spent the last few days repeating a lot of things back to me that there is just absolutely no way she could have known unless she was spying on what i was saying somehow, and she never ONCE looked at my screen the entire time I was there unless i was like "lol come look at this"

lucky escape i think....im surprised you stayed as long as you did

haha, classy

"Omfg Wwwtff"

lol

I.Love.This.Journal.

I fully agree!

Wicked journal, any chance of an update of this? Talked to her since?

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yeah, now that i think about it, there was definitely a keylogger on that computer. it was one of those kinds that takes a screenshot every time you alt tab, and i managed to get a low disk warning by furiously alt tabbing which is something i do frequently

so basically, she fucked me so she could fuck me, but fortunately i saw through it and managed to secure all my shit before i go

little worried she wrote down my debit card number and is planning on raiding it, but well, i think she has the sense to realize if she does that, she's going to jail :)

cancel it

wow you hit the jackpot of crazyness

"she fucked me so she could fuck me"

Haha, gotta love the universal meaning of the f-word :)

so now i am living in chicago with a household of people who make me feel like the smallest nerd in the room

we were going to kill off the bottle of gin i had only to discover that she dumped nail polish remover in it

the end

this computer has 4 gigs of ram and a dual core processor, so i think the story has a happy ending

hahahah

and i ping 10 instead of 60 to the qw ffa server i play at

i don't know if it's that i'm an lpb now or if i have a shitload of agression to get out but i've been owning the shit out of everyone lately

Meanie :(

heppens to me all the time
being at a cute girls and not getting qw to work that is
fucking shame i have to dump them all because of that

rofl

man, i'm going to start reading esreality more now. had a good laugh in this thread :))

lol i bet you are the psycho. i just crapped my pants when the music on the oddwebsite turned on!

^_^ sorry you're not kawaii >_< enough to handle it ;_;

ooooh fucking dear

OHH YER JOKINNN

shut the fuck up frog

I'm not FRANCE and Sweden is cool.

I am a frog however yes. Shutting me up though shouldn't be too much of a challenge.

blah blah everyone seems to think this is the greatest story ever written so here's what i'm going to do next

i yoinked this text file off of her computer with enough information to forge a cosign on a loan or perhaps get a credit card or a cell phone contract. pretty sure she did all three, so i'm going to call this guy :)

he mentioned him in passing before i showed up so i believe the part about how she said he was an asshole and only put up with him for money but i don't exactly buy the part about how they broke up and it's his family giving her the money because they just like her that much

because i mean sure that seems like a pretty farfetched story and i could give her the benefit of the doubt until it occured me when i first got there she had this really nice looking ring on her toe that magically ended back up on her ring finger when it became well established we were never going to speak again after i left

the only reason that i haven't called him yet is because i'm starting to wonder if any further interference in this slut's life will send her on a homicidal rampage and well i am not that interested in playing real life deathmatch, i don't know where the nearest LG spawn is and i hear it takes a really long time to respawn ):

nah mate, respawn is instantenous, only if you do it incorrectly you end up as cikada somewhere in a field :(





on second thoughts, why not. go call him :) more drama \o/

damn hard story... women... what can i say more :P
best of luck for the next women and call this fucking guy to tell him whats up. It might end bad but its your duty to tell this guy whats up.

in case i didn't mention this before, her roommate is, well...

MtrlgrlRissy: that small pan you were using for ramen, I havent been able to find it, any ideas as to where it is?
Zanno was taken: lol
Zanno was taken: i have no idea
Zanno was taken: and no, i didnt take it
Zanno was taken: and this is perhaps the most asinine question you could possibly ask me
Zanno was taken: jordan probably threw it away so she could tell you i stole it

pics of the room mate?

damnit, i haven't gotten laid in like a year :\

lol weirdness ... we were talking about this journal this morning

you ever heard of her again? ;)

He should call her up, his life was far more interesting with her around.

ROFL this is the best journal EVER :D
ul mate... but like someone said at least you could tell you HAD to leave her, without hesitating (which is always the hardest part).

SCREENSHOT OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

unfortunately i lost my pics of her when my external hard drive shit itself like a month ago

she had a big butt (probably from playing MMOs all day) but big boobs so it all evened out

tell us how it all went? u wrote this in beginning of june last year. and u haven't gotten layed in a year? :(

Internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd

give address

;d.

i love woman so much it hurts :(

jesus fucking christ ... thanks for bumping .. this journal made my day

yeah can we get an update on this or something, hows your life now? did you ever hear from her again?

Pretty
Smart
Mentally Stable

girls are 0/3, 1/3 or if you are lucky 2/3. there is no such thing as a 3/3

lol..how the fuck did i miss this one?? priceless

Wow, an old journal that I wrote a lot in, I actually feel embarrassed. Note that I do not argue online anymore. (Or in fact at all... I have just resigned to hating everyone equally.)

that cholie guy seems to be an idiot.

You have no idea, we had a big argument a few days before, he was just following me around, he carried on for the few weeks and then he went away.

I can see where you're coming from, but personally I can live very well with all the bullshit I once wrote :) Probably cause I'm not easily embarassed, and thus I will continue to argue/troll online and sometimes offline when drunk. :]

Well.... it's pretty hard not to tell your opinions to everyone when you're drunk, although I try not to, generally because I find everyone else irritating that does that. (Well... they're wrong, I don't want to hear about it.)

Also don't have dedicated internet atm so that is probably the real reason I am so quiet lately *giggle*.

Yeh, I very much try to avoid those drunk discussions too or at least end them after ten minutes. But sometimes it's just too much alcohol, or my roomates don't let me go to sleep :P

I prefer online arguing cause a) those people are usually not my friends so I can choose to ignore them whenever I want and b) you have written prove of their arguments. Not like some drunk people'S "I never said that"!

awesome. totally forgot about this. saved me from dying of boredom.

geez you must have been bored

such a good thread $$

Bump for great justice

best journal evah

Almost me, but don't worry kids! I have some new potentials!

haha

Nice story. Need more pics and more crazy bitch-talk.

// Vo0

How the FUCK did I miss this?

Y'see idiots, now would be a good time to use the phrase "epic thread" if you hadn't ruined it on pictures of people putting their dicks in skulls, fucking morons.

tbh i think this needs to be in hof

U wasnt about?

(Y)

you have been hof'd

and yet there is no 'we meat again' in hof. what a travesty

we blog meat again

haaaahaaaaahaaaa

Some internet relationships turn into the best, most durable relationships ever, some fail.

btw, this thread needs more naked internet gfs.

I would provide but... too much respect, even though they were all bitches.

Fuck it then mate. Bros b4 hos.

for this

respect to u

u is a smug parabola

bunch of virgins in this thread

Avoid girls who do anal.

what is this i dont even

weird dude this zanno guy. entertaining story none the less. i wish he would come back to give us an update on his life.

maybe the bushwhackers finally got him :x

Another classic from the vaults

you know, donald duck had the same number as your comment on his car plate

nice necro

Last post : 14 Aug 2009, Maybe she got him? :S

:(

300+ comments on 'im at my gf's house.' LOLOLOLOL OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!

I deleted 2
=/

huehuehueh

time for another necro for all the new esr kids to bast in the glory of zanno dating

They should invite whole hall of fame crew to quakecons.

wtf is going on in this thread and how come hearless isn't posting here

Thx for necroing this. Appreciated :D