Theyre more like three-quarter-assed... a pretty good whole overall.
Plus I enjoy any conspiracy against the Christian Church
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You should read Preacher the graphic novel then. It's incredibly blasphemous to say the least and unlike The da Vinci code it's not a big pile of steaming shit. And Garth Ennis doesn't claim his bullshit is real and makes a complete fool of himself.
Basically he and Mary Magdalena had children and a secret orginisation known as the Grail made his children inbreed to keep the line pure. 2000 years later the Messiah of Christians is a retard that drinks his own piss.
Well, he DID say that he was going to eat his wife's placenta. Later he stated that this was merely a joke. Which statement is a lie will remain a secret.
Can't be any worse than 2. Number 1 was at least watchable but 2 was just a rubbish slow-mo fest. The movie probably wasn't longer than 50 minutes without the slow-mo.