Oh tjord, it's near me. D=

http://xkcd.com/574/

who released Jamerio?

Choc ice veins.

One of my lecturers was on a flight into New Zealand that had people who are showing symptoms. He has had to take the week off uni. Means that a big uni presentation due date has been delayed a week. \o/

I could tell from one cough.

was it a cough followed by a snort ?

Awesome.

Yawn, sars hype all over again.

sars wasn't contractible through human contact.

True, but this one is treatable with current drugs and the high death toll, well, Mexico has pretty shitty infrastructure.

Pretty good compared to say.... Africa?

true, but I guess we'll see how it turns out. Imo this does have more danger potential than sars, tho.

yeah - only through fucking a chicken iirc

Glad i moved over to Dublin then.... heh

Eastern Canada lookin' sweet right now.

See, when all you mainlands faggots are eventually dead from cow-swine-bird-jamerio flu, the one's who'll have to repopulate the earth will be the islanders in the north atlantic ocean.

I'll make sure we demand our pity - credits to Iceland back before that happens. So you'll all commit mass suicide.

what?

in the butt!

hah, krauts are last in line sir.

Then the world would inbred and die of all sorts of other things ;(((

Don't be jealous of our pure blood race, you filthy mudblood.

300.000 people are no race, infestation is the word you are loking for :<

Hitler would beg to differ!

awww.

I thought we had a good run, and now you have to go and use the least creative retort :(


/e

Go ride a harpoon, then.

heh heh i know how much you like to talk about he-who-must-not-be-named

Actually, it's just sooo overused

You hear it so many time as a German on the internets, that it is just boring. By now every eight year used that "attack" at least once.

I mean should I reply with "Your mama is fat." or "Your are a noob."?

don't yo talk about my mama

was she accidentally harpooned while swimming when you were young?

good.

not good... great.

Nahh - she was lying on the beach and people tried to roll her back into the sea

that's Australia.

Learn your prejudices you red haired ugly brit!

To be fair, he wasn't using it like "HITLER LOLOL GERMANY"

ok, so you found an even less creative insult. Don't overestimate the brits, I guess :P

You gotta be creative to be uncreative!

no

You aren't creative enough to understand man, nP~

who doesn't like to talk about jamerio?

He who must not be named = Azathoth, the crawling chaos, Pay the piper :D

Wheres all the "LOLOL RAGE GERMAN!!1" replys ? :(

Incidentally I bought 24 Becks yesterday because of your nick, so if they arent of the highest quality Ill demand compensation through your E$ savings.

Perhaps they recognise that I can take three vedic-replies without using caps or insults, meaning that I am not easily raged.

OR MAYBE THEY FEAR MY WRATH!!!

Anyway, beer will only be refunded if the alcohol content is below the guranteed limit.
For all other complaints I would recommend you to wear a skirt from then on out.

I see now why they would fear it, ruthless.

:D

Vedic doesn't really try and rage people, more bore them into submission.

madagascar is not impressed.

I found who's responsible. It's all started so innocent =(

I like how the virus thinks. "I'll just clean up Mexico first, what a dump, then USA with their stupid Americans, then Canada, the arrogant people of Canada!!! Hahaha. And then I'm gonna get the gay French and the fucking Germans! Oh yeah! The Germans! Die! Die! Die! When I'm done, there will be a new beginning. Let's start over with cool people!"

It's not being very deadly outside Mexico, disappointing.

We may be dumb, but we aren't poor. This is just another flu for us...only people in 3rd world countries are dying

It appears you're both dumb and poor then.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090506/ap_on_re_..._flu_texas

If you're being serious then you are the one who is dumb. Something like 7 to 8 thousand people die from influenza every year in this country...Swine flu is just another flu, nothing special

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090520/twl-seven...f21e0.html

Its now upto 7, you're incredibly naive if you think 7 people people dying of a particular strain of flu is nothing to worry about.

go speak to the victims families of your claims.

Still i doubt you have little concept of life beyond your own little bubble.

You have to be trolling. Most strains of flu are far worse than this, and kill exponentially more people in the USA alone. I don't think there has been a flu this mild in your lifetime.

AFAIK It's considered potentially harmful and capable of becoming pandemic because it came from animals. That is a sign of how well it can change and in the worst case adapt, for example to drugs.

There's already quite a bit of controversy as to how it came about mutating to begin with. I don't see it mutating on it's own.

Wow did you completely ignore what i said? how is 7 people dying even close to worse than 7 thousand people dying? Fucking bad trolling attempt, took you this long to think of it?

How about your own president calling a "national emergency" and the death toll now at a 1000 less than 6 months on?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/oct/24/s...CMP=AFCYAH

But hey, you know best.

Politicians never say anything untrue. Ever.

Obama is always right?!

USA is bankrupt and there are 60 millions people eating with food tickets. You are now officialy a 3rd world country. HF in civil war

"like a bad case of fleas."

What is a puertorican?

that's pretty witty. one wouldn't expect that from you.

TBH one wouldn't expect a German to be a suitable judge on comedic value. Especially to a Brit who's just better you in probably every single way.

name one internationally renowned welsh comedian.

Tommy Cooper.

who?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Cooper
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Welsh_comedians

LOL.

Who is Tommy Cooper?
Sorry but I thought it was pretty stupid to define "comedy" as a comedian. Comedy exists in many different forms and arts.

Secondly, I'm half English/Welsh and god knows how man people you classify as English are too. Its not black or white.

Thirdly, I am British, it means the majority of my influences are made up of British values.

We don't have big walls in the UK where you get shot if you try and cross them. As a result a lot of content is mixed.

what exactly has that to do with anything?

Its not black or white.

I will quote you on that in the future.

LOL I HAVE ONE OF THOSE WALLS

What are British values?

We don't have big walls, but we do have small walls.

1.5, that's a very British value. Also 12.

I only know who that is because of the Dan le Sav vs Scroobius Pip.

But.. I know who that is.

grammar mistakes in those kind of statements are always funny.

Anyone can make a typo.

Even those who comment on someone's grammar and don't even start a sentence with a capital letter.

yeah well, I didn't say that I am better you in everything ;)

UK HAS IT NOW. I won't be saddened by the loss of North Englanders who are fucking bald and stupid and drunk and noisy during my spain holidays. I also can't understand jackshit of what they're saying

You are mean.

fair*

Don't worry, we'll be happy to see them go too.

you misspelled Dutch.

Considering your trademark haircut you have no right picking on bald ppl.

Trademark haircut?

Yes the peanut style you know

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08&am...annel_page

Dear swine flu....

Where do you holiday in Spain? Shagaluf?

Harsh but fair

terrified

???

one for the trolls - http://www.prisonplanet.com/swine-flu-attack-...-test.html

hahaha

don´t take the VACCINE, the VACCINE has the “sleept” compound, the next aerial virus will be the “trigger”. Like the note says ; inoculate a rat with the vaccine use it as a guinea pig, if suddenly one day it dies, that means they finally released the “trigger”.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/swine_flu.png

omagad paniicc

ffs, pay attention

damn, that's embarassing :(

take that xkcd shit elsewhere :<

that's what you get for thinking pigs can't defend themselves.

Florida still kickin' it pretty.

Bacon has karma.

Fucking hell, they got us surrounded

Apparently the media has lost interest in the swine flu and is back to economy whine. What a sensational return to old form.

maybe they've realized that regular flu kills 200k people a year

rename requested. 'swine flu' offends jews and muslims - http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090427/ap_on_re_...kosher_flu

Yes, the flu is Jewish and pissed now. In a recent interview the flu formerly known as "the swine flu" claimed that the name was started by Iranian government.

Jew Flu.

Has a catchy ring to it ...

and for teh muslims out there

Muslim Mumps
or Allah's achoo

Allahergy.

Flumann

rofl

Now I know why some people say "that's so fucking Jewish"

You expect stupid shit from Muslim's :)

I expect nothing from Mr. Muslim's smile.

I've never really appreciated how fucking devastating the flu could be.

Russian Flu
1889 - 1890
Deaths: 1 million

Spanish Flu
1918 - 1920
Deaths: 40 to 100 million

Asian Flu
1957 - 1958
Deaths: 1 to 1.5 million

Hong Kong Flu
1968 - 1969
Deaths: 0.75 to 1 million

Our generation hasn't experienced anything like this, yet.

AIDS?

"Persons at greatest risk are those who do not practice safe sex, those who are not monogamous, those who participate in anal intercourse, and those who have sex with a partner with symptoms of advanced HIV infection and/or other sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). In the United States and Europe, most cases of sexually transmitted HIV infection have resulted from homosexual contact, whereas in Africa, the disease is spread primarily through sexual intercourse among heterosexuals."

The difference between AIDS and flu is that AIDS can be avoided. Unless your a recluse who has his own source of food it's very hard to avoid the flu when it's pandemic.

yes, but still you were talking about devastating diseases that cost millions of lives.

Millions of lives no one really gives a shit about, lets be honest.

oh god, we're all gonna die, this is worse than sars or avian flu or aids or ebola or ...

Completely missed this whole thing, so is there a legitimate problem here or is it something invented to sell more papers at the moment?

just an excuse to boycott mexico i think

Extra chicken on ice, you know?

it's genuine. i thought much of the media seemed to be underplaying it, with some stupid journalists saying it's nothing.

definitely not the case here in the us. its all thats on the news and way overhyped

not exactly aimed at you, but dr. ben goldacre sums it up well in my opinion - http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/...e-flu-hype

and simon jenkins doesn't - http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/...-uk-media1

don't believe the hype











(unless you're mexican)

How about your own president calling a "national emergency" and the death toll now at a 1000 less than 6 months on?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/oct/24/s...CMP=AFCYAH

But hey, you know best.

wat? president? we have a chancellor.

Wow, there's been like 1 death in this country and they've closed down a ton of shit in the DFW area already. This is the biggest bullshit ever.

the best overreaction goes to the egyptian government tho who ordered every pig in the country to be slain immedaitely. this without any egyptian pig being infected + you don't get infected by eating pigs.

thats only because pigs aren't koscher

How about your own president calling a "national emergency" and the death toll now at a 1000 less than 6 months on?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/oct/24/s...CMP=AFCYAH

But hey, you know best.

why are you replying to me dumbass racist

i'm freaked out by the number of people who think this is nothing.

The media has hyped this way too much. They were flailing around with the word PANDEMIC before it even left Mexico. It's not a big deal.

while they maybe a bit silly about it, no they haven't this time, this is a big risk to people. the media is like the boy who cried wolf, a real story happens and no one believes them.

there are still a lot of question marks about how much swine flu has spread, it takes time to collect information and organize it, so no one really knows how bad it is now, let alone could be.

many seem to think just because sars or bird flu didn't materialise, that this won't either or that 'people get flu all the time' forgetting this isn't seasonal flu.

plus according to the WHO, we are only one phase from a pandemic.

oops, it actually is a pandemic - http://www.who.int/csr/disease/avian_influenz...index.html

oops again, that's bird flu i think, well whatever, you get the idea.

Oh no! A pandemic with a flu that has a 99.9% chance of NOT killing me!

but you don't know what the odds are, the risk is unknown, that's the point. there are very large error margins.

So far, all we know about this is that it's no different than an average flu, and possibly even less dangerous. The attention that this has in the media is just insane. They are closing down schools, shutting down public events, and the media is already talking about martial law.

There is no threat - this is just an excuse for martial law and forced vaccinations.

we do NOW, we didn't before.

and in the 1918 pandemic , it started off mild, then mutated. so even now it's important to keep it contained. it's a world wide serious public health issue, it's not something to be taken lightly.

what martial law and what is wrong with vaccinations?

Read up on what the last swine flu vaccines did. Martial law is military control - you lose all rights and the government/military take over.

what about martial law? it's bad? i never said anything about government responses, though most have been good.

i guess you're referring to the rare neuromuscular response in the 1976 vaccine in which a very small number(25) died. though unfortunate, there was a bigger problem from vaccine fear from unfounded rumours that other deaths were linked to the vaccine when they weren't. besides there is no vaccine for the current strain yet, which funnily adds to the risk for it spreading.

not that any of this has anything to do with the media coverage.

not that any of this has anything to do with the media coverage.

Yet you asked about them anyway.

The entire point of the whole pandemic scare is just to get people to quietly sit by and let martial law be enacted. It might have worked if so many people didn't speak up on how stupid the government/CDC/WHO were being.

How about your own president calling a "national emergency" and the death toll now at a 1000 less than 6 months on?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/oct/24/s...CMP=AFCYAH

But hey, you know best.

You're seriously supporting your argument with 1000 deaths? That's about 5% of the deaths caused by the average seasonal flu each year. Additionally, even the CDC said that the swine flu would peak in mid-October, which has already passed.

The vaccine, however, has already infected, killed, and permanently disabled dozens of people that would statistically have an exponentially better chance of no issue without taking it. Even Obama, his wife, and his children aren't getting the vaccine.

On the plus side, it did bring me a few laughs with this video:

Thanks for your input Dr. Jenny McCarthy.

Well considering it killed someone in your own state I would not be such a wise ass.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090506/ap_on_re_..._flu_texas

should he be scared instead?

Only for the amount of people willing it to happen.

what?

Shiver me timbers! One person died in my state! So far, about 90% of the people who have "died" of swine flu ended up being from other causes. WHO changed the death toll down to about 12, with all the rest already having other symptoms and health problems.

How about your own president calling a "national emergency" and the death toll now at a 1000 less than 6 months on?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/oct/24/s...CMP=AFCYAH

But hey, you know best.

Oh man, 1000 deaths! On average, 5-20% of the population of the entire world get the flu each year (CDC), and more than 20,000 people die from it. At a maximum of 20% infected world-wide, that would be 20,000 out of 1,335,000,000 infected people that die from your AVERAGE flu - not even a strong one!

This makes swine flu only 10x more likely to be your cause of death than being killed by a bolt of lightning.

Scratch that - double checking my math puts death by lightning strike at about 12x more likely than death by swine flu. Death by the seasonal flu is only slightly more likely than death by lightning.

the national emergency thing is just to get around the massive amounts of red tape in our government. it doesn't really mean anything more than easier access to funds and medical stockpiles (tamiflu)

oh and i am really really REALLY freaked out by the number of people saying it's nothing.

i and others have seen people in public places with flu symptoms and people continuing with their planned holiday to mexico.

in the end why give a fuck

we are all going to die one day

fuck yeah

http://www.latimes.com/features/health/la-sci...6923.story

WHO says Swine flu 'not so bad'. I'm disappointed.

good news. still the media weren't going overboard on this.

yawn. im in california and this swine flu bullshit has been blown completely out of proportion

Drive along pacific coast highway, when you get to magu rock keep driving!

is that socal? im in norcal :p

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2406341.ece

The alarmism is embarrasaing.

The hospital guidance, which was issued last September, bleakly predicts as many as 750,000 UK deaths if a full-blown pandemic sweeps the nation.

Traditionally fear is a common tool of non-liberal state to control the masses, and traces of that can also be seen in the yellow press.

What interests most me is not so much if I am going to get away healthy or how many people wil get it, but the social scope. What about the cases in Mexico city? Because first, it was 150 people dead over a very short time, then conflicting reports told us about only 9. The fatal cases seem to be confined to Mexico. That 's very strange for a virus, that has adapted to the DNA of humans? It will not stop at the Mexican border like someone who has lost his passport.

For all we know it could be an experiment in power management of the Mexican government - very unlikely though, of course. But the deserted streets of Mexico City I saw on the news made me think: 'No government alone can do that, only fhe fear of a deadly and fast-spreading virus'. It is the ultimate way to control people.

Scientists say the virus could eventually gain vigor and become deadly. We already have such a virus. In the 2002/2003 flu season, more than 16,000 Germans died with the flu. Nobody seemed to give a rat's ass. The media brought this shocking news after the 5th minute mark or on the 3rd page. We are liviing with deadly things around us, but the deadliest remains the brutal potential of the fear of the masses me thinks.

me agrees.

Let's just hope it doesn't make it to Africa.

The only place that is 100% safe is madagascar.

im thinking of going to komodo

my university is on a massive alert because we're in south london with 18,000 total students, this flu bullshit could fuck up my exams completely :-\.

Dun b h8n on SLondon m8 :(

What you studying?

international relations + law

like anon said

jo same

although i wish it would fuck up my exams :-E

Lamest pandemic ever.

Don't be such a pessimist. It might turn out to be super deadly.

I see what you did there. -_-

I would like to take this opportunity to introduce newbies to a classic film. Dawn of the Dead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okUMj7kZqhU&am...playnext=1

Just hit play all. Pandemics have never looked so fun.

no swine flu here in cyprus yet! not yet anyways!

you are already more than cyprus could possibly handle :P

ur a swine flu

its supposed to kick in nearer to the winter.....

Just be patient!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/oct/24/s...CMP=AFCYAH

LMAO@some Clueless ESR dorks.

Seriously guys, just stay behind your keyboards and share your wisdom with the world:)

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=swine_flu

i was so waiting for new maddox stuff.

btw, both of you should really see "Whatever works".

I'm 100% certain you'll enjoy Larry David's rants.

Not sure linking to some random nutjob on the internet with nothing to live for is going to convince me.

I'll stick with experts advice thanks.

oh my god, you didn't.

btw, both of you should really see "Whatever works".

I'm 100% certain you'll enjoy Larry David's rants.

Please don't post in my threads, we don't need your sort in here.

well the first winter will be the toughest since flu spreads easier in cold air, the poor/homeless people will be most likely to cause it to spread. you declare an emergency and just do whatever you want with them. liberty or death.

ohh noes a flu thats less likely to kill ppl then normal, i gotta get my protection gear.
http://www.johnwmyers.com/BSprotector.jpg

Yeah, because I wasn't being ironic at all. I know it's killing people at a similar rate to seasonal flu.

Apparently we have a vaccine.

Swine isn't getting me.

+Back healthy

The vaccine is spreading the disease. It's all linked to the Illuminati you know.

2Pac mentioned them. Now look at him.

Hi ix.

holy shit 770000 suicides.

A few years and there will be noone left in Scandinavia.

Not soon enough

Do you still have the awesome 170 Hz crt? Are you still british despite having pledged allegiance to soviet russia? Have you yet caught the swine flu? These three questions sponsored by me.

Yes, yes and no.

>having pledged allegiance to soviet russia
HOW COME

It's the people's revolution (I know the Soviet flag would be more fitting before someone points that out). It also amuses me, one guy already tried arguing with me by insulting Russia. http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1770179#pid1770022

Well I still don't see any reason for anyone not russian to use the russian flag.
On the other hand I'm russian and using soviet flag and it doesn't even amuse me :<

I'd have lost interest by now if no one had noticed but a lot of people have reacted to it to a surprising extent so it's become worthwhile. :P

Yeah, always good times with Russian flag on esr.

Soviet too! \o/

You can also put Kremlin on your photo instead of that blue dude from "Sesame street" and Putin on your avatar instead of Manny Calavera (if I spell that right). That'll give you approximately 20-30%% of extra income from reacting trolls :D

The choice of the Kremlin and Putin vs Manny Calavera and the Cookie Monster is a one sided fight I'm afraid.

> Cookie Monster
Oh, so that's how you call that blue dude.
>is a one sided fight
Think of all that glorious troll agression you'll be able to bask in!

Oh I still get my troll aggression kicks, just not here any more. =)

You mean the trolls on ESR have lost their skill? It saddens me :<

micke switched to US flag once and people were callling him stupid fat and ignorant based on that. Was funy.

Some fat asshole WoW player in my class probably has H1N1 but keeps showing up to class. How fucking stupid are people?

better get it now than when it mutates and eats you alive!

Also, please indulge me, how can you tell he "probably" has it?

Because he has most of the symptoms.

yeah, as do millions of other people, cause the symptons are the same as the normal flu.

Okay, so even if you have the normal flu, should you not stay at home?

sure.
But what he has might not even be the normal flu but just a stronger cold. So, he should go see a doctor.

My point was and is that you can't tell by looking at someone that he "probably has H1N1".

But it's fair to say you can tell if someone has the flu, correct? I guess I was wrong in being too specific (H1N1).

Regardless, people who have the flu should stay home. He didn't show up to class today, so I'm happy.

actually, I don't think so.

At least I couldn't say it for sure.

Understandable.

O.o

?

did you mean it's unstandble that I couldn't do that or that amatures in general can't. Even though many people believe they can.

It's understandable that anyone could (could not)

kk