"Tomorrows news today!" as they said in that documentary about Rupert Murdoch with Pierce Brosnan *swoon*

When you see Christina Aguilera dancing on TV, she's dancing for me. My friend Christina is a wet dream come true. Those pouting lips and over large eyes when I talk to her1 are just irresistible. She's actually really smart too. She dresses herself and tells Sara how to do her make-up. Those clinging tops, leather chappers and panties..

I thank the Lord2 that he put beautiful people like my Christina on this planet. Their walking around in public areas so that I can spy on them from the bushes, dumpsters, trees, etc. gives me great joy and is proof that care in the community works.

Some people take offence to my girlfriend Christina's perfect body, nice skin, and vixen eyes. They see my love as nothing more than a pre-packaged consumerable item; infected with commercialism and deprived of sensuality.

Pah! My wife is none of those things you filthy artiste. She is kind, tender, and sincere. She really has suffered the resentment and alienation that she sings of. AND FOR YOU TO JUDGE HER IS UNCONSCIONABLE!

:madretardeddroolingmonkeysmiley:




1. Of course, 'they' say TV is a one-way medium.
2. Rab.
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