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Bigass railgun successful! (2 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 09:48 CST, 10 December 2009 - iMsg
PEWPEW! Blitzer Railgun Completes First Successful Test Firing


http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2009...est-firing
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New song from Jónsi (8 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 13:19 CST, 8 December 2009 - iMsg
This should be fucking majored.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiOdZlCOWYU
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Epic luKrek fragmovie!! (18 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 22:05 CST, 6 March 2009 - iMsg



0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: 8.2 (16 votes)
It's what you've all been waiting for, for the last 7 years, only topped by Liams epic bfg'ing.

Tempted to major.
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New computer! (163 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 09:08 CST, 8 February 2009 - iMsg
Here are the specs!

CPU:
Intel Core™ i7 920 Quad Processor

MOBO:
Asus P6T Deluxe, X58, Socket-1366

RAM:
Corsair XMS3 DDR3 1333MHz 6GB CL9

GFX:
PowerColor Radeon HD 4870X2 2GB GDDR5 1GB

HDD:
Samsung SpinPoint F1 1TB SATA2
Samsung SpinPoint 250GB * 2 (To be Raid0)

PSU:
Corsair Powersupply 750W


WIN?


Edit: Over 960fps in q3 :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Edited by luKrek at 15:52 CST, 11 February 2009 - 33651 Hits
Land of the free indeed (105 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 17:24 CDT, 17 July 2008 - iMsg
http://www.rsf.org/article.php3?id_article=24025

but at wat position did USA land in the charts? And where is sweden? OOPS

also: [11:26:07] <@fox> http://www.webtvhub.com/fox-news-officially-b...#more-3394
[12:46:23] <luKrek> dji dji
Edited by luKrek at 05:48 CDT, 29 July 2008 - 13025 Hits
Something you've had to wait for... (19 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 08:55 CDT, 13 July 2008 - iMsg


...for way too long!

Edited by luKrek at 15:00 CDT, 13 July 2008 - 4803 Hits
MAGNUM!! (48 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 13:08 CDT, 28 May 2008 - iMsg
omg! Magnum! *whoooo* O_O;;;
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best pic diary or best pic diary? (11 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 07:10 CST, 6 February 2008 - iMsg
http://lukrek.bilddagboken.se/
Or more precisely http://luKrek.bilddagboken.se/index.php?main=...EyMzgxODE=
Check saturdays for pics.
Happy caturday, all!
Edited by luKrek at 13:06 CST, 6 February 2008 - 3150 Hits
Cactuar has new clothes! (53 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 12:25 CST, 12 January 2008 - iMsg
It's cold here you know :(
Pic related.


And one of me of course. Since all of you love pics of me. It's tilted aswell. Nice huh?


PS.
ic-REPTILE told me he was gay too.
Please be supportive.
.DS
Edited by luKrek at 19:46 CST, 14 January 2008 - 15078 Hits
By popular demand (41 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 18:30 CDT, 11 September 2007 - iMsg
Edited by luKrek at 19:06 CDT, 11 September 2007 - 11382 Hits
Åhå hå håhå!! (14 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 14:13 CDT, 19 August 2007 - iMsg
[21:10:45] <@Yeltsin> http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/playe...large=true
funay man!

Edit: I think it was yeltsin who posted this one aswell. Funay funay.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556
Edited by luKrek at 01:01 CDT, 20 August 2007 - 3391 Hits
Here we go. (9 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 10:26 CDT, 31 July 2007 - iMsg
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The tour Thresh lost? (18 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 06:14 CDT, 4 July 2007 - iMsg
http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/001004.html
tee hee


EDIT: THE VERVE IS REUNITING !!! \o/
Edited by luKrek at 14:47 CDT, 4 July 2007 - 5438 Hits
Evolution (42 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 09:31 CDT, 11 May 2007 - iMsg
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Youtubing for music, aiiight! (46 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 06:16 CDT, 16 April 2007 - iMsg
My taste in music is better than yours.

Air http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWX0X1W0abU
M83 http://youtube.com/watch?v=sEnDMy28hkE
Múm http://youtube.com/watch?v=SfQ_fm2CYXQ
Ride http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9bngGJ50SE&NR
Audrey http://youtube.com/watch?v=kGHLtzgpyvg
UNKLE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr6fUQCwwng
Seam http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk2IMZI2NWY
Pluxus http://youtube.com/watch?v=cEoVBVBCkGI
Slowdive http://youtube.com/watch?v=iz5feFSDMt4
Samwell http://youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
Shpongle http://youtube.com/watch?v=o1jPeG1LlaQ
Mogwai http://youtube.com/watch?v=c_mYSOvoBHM
Coldplay http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9j_RZDqYc4
Embrace http://youtube.com/watch?v=EtQ9l0oQmXE
Bloc Party http://youtube.com/watch?v=xOeFiII9mSE
Placebo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQQmAP9Poo4
New Order http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pw5uUZkcio8
Pink Floyd http://youtube.com/watch?v=tkJNyQfAprY
The Cure http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4SZhumbv0s
Pia Fraus http://youtube.com/watch?v=CkeDP1WipKw
Brian Eno http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgF99zTv6nY
Myslovitz http://youtube.com/watch?v=8xwmHJA9nTk
Talk Talk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFBcSMPTE-o
Radiohead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjcHhjt6bYo
Ian Brown http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zATXJQ7OuPM
Sol Seppy http://youtube.com/watch?v=wd27YI1Es3Q
Sigur Rós http://youtube.com/watch?v=PDxMQaMqsig
7% Solution http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOZ5ljGDBfc
Sianspheric http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1KHJv_ylOw
Radio Dept. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1aT8fNBts8
Damien Rice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1aiSH2PMIU
Red Sparowes http://youtube.com/watch?v=diMHtsrBiR0
Hurricane #1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T23Br-LXbMM
Asobi Seksu http://youtube.com/watch?v=2YATbwSmt5w
Spiritualized http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1ohmSeQELw
Postal Service http://youtube.com/watch?v=hMOkfI7wCrI
Porcupine Tree http://youtube.com/watch?v=H--MzQJirWM
Chapterhouse http://youtube.com/watch?v=CiG6OKPiYVU
Tears For Fears http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urW5lfAcaM8
Depeche Mode http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd7y6A-5uTY
Riceboy Sleeps http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aONdZzfLQkU
Primal Scream - http://youtube.com/watch?v=arj2WOIvnTk
Blonde Redhead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI3n2sYNlVg
Death By Panda http://youtube.com/watch?v=04tWFYKUl14
Secret Machines http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bt-7TJ_NAWE
George Harrison http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABIHB1uJKQY
The Stone Roses http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cme2q0N7nM
My Bloody Valentine http://youtube.com/watch?v=njqRt7PH-5I
Explosions In The Sky http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1QSfNEeOlY
Amusement Parks On Fire http://youtube.com/watch?v=WKuK-wDqjFs
Sanchez is driven by demons http://youtube.com/watch?v=BZ0vP8HL7xo


Dont like it? -You're WRONG.
Edited by luKrek at 11:37 CDT, 11 September 2007 - 10815 Hits
omg FIRST (16 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 15:12 CDT, 7 April 2007 - iMsg
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cactuar~~~\o/ (51 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 02:45 CDT, 13 March 2007 - iMsg
Even cactuars need to straighten their hair.

...and the backslick is a given at parteyhs.

...Some time later that night

Wooo!

uuuurgh

zzz



omg [+]
Edited by luKrek at 06:54 CDT, 14 March 2007 - 17386 Hits
fooKitten \o/ 1 Year later (120 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 14:22 CST, 9 March 2007 - iMsg
Here's the kitten you've all been waiting for aaall year!




And of course, some of your favorite internet trollmachine.


Edited by luKrek at 15:09 CST, 9 March 2007 - 32187 Hits
Cactuar \o/~~ (95 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 07:06 CST, 2 February 2007 - iMsg


My err.. "partner" made him for me! I can feeeel the jalousy actually. Whatever you say, you want one.


Oh yes you do.







And here is DJ Cactuar, showing off his new sony headphones
Edited by luKrek at 07:18 CST, 2 February 2007 - 24830 Hits
POST A GIF (316 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 08:42 CST, 26 January 2007 - iMsg
Post a nice gif. The more flashing and annoying the better.
Or a funneyh one.
I'm bored. :(
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Crzily gr8 on with the guitar-oh (20 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 17:13 CST, 13 January 2007 - iMsg
Edited by luKrek at 17:44 CST, 13 January 2007 - 5775 Hits
Happy kryssmax to me önskar tomten (47 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 17:13 CST, 5 January 2007 - iMsg
Guess who got a brand new PINK Playstation 2? Mo ha ha !!




























Games so far:
Gran Turistmo 4
Devil May Cry 2 (RETURNED)
Final Fantasy X
Metal Gear Solid 2
Project Zero
Harvest Moon
Tekken 4
Metal Slug 4

and the mrs Krek bought Hello Kitty for some odd reason. Will be returning it shortly :)

What else should I get for my PINK Ps2?



Happy hawlidays!
Edited by luKrek at 16:42 CST, 13 January 2007 - 9820 Hits
"I'm not a guitarist" (33 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 03:13 CST, 25 November 2006 - iMsg
Edited by luKrek at 05:10 CST, 27 November 2006 - 6752 Hits
"I'm not a racist" (27 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 14:14 CST, 24 November 2006 - iMsg
http://captainoftheussinevitable.ytmnsfw.com

gg

edit: admin plz place img :(
Edited by luKrek at 02:23 CST, 25 November 2006 - 5967 Hits
Seth macfarlane is the shit ^^ (42 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 19:31 CDT, 13 June 2006 - iMsg
http://www.noob.us/humor/family-guy-voice-act...eech-2006/
Whioooo^^,,

Time to start spamming esr again, methinks. Me cats haven't been in the spotlight for quite a while now!
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Welcome to the internet. (56 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 14:10 CDT, 29 April 2006 - iMsg


I think this applies on esr aswell :p
Edited by Krek_of_h8 at 19:54 GMT, 29th Apr 2006 - 10173 Hits
they tattoo pigs nowadays! omgz (30 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 12:27 CST, 30 March 2006 - iMsg






gg
Edited by luKrek at 18:30 GMT, 30th Mar 2006 - 14366 Hits
I just had to post this. (26 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 11:48 CST, 25 March 2006 - iMsg
This will be updated quite alot. Just for the rage of it.



Edited by luKrek at 22:02 GMT, 8th Apr 2006 - 4435 Hits
lightgun bug. is it going to be fixed? (12 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 23:45 CST, 15 March 2006 - iMsg



0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: 5 (2 votes)
Watch the ammo..
Explanation: The lightgun starts firing before the sound and befor the graphics, and continues to fire after you switch gun, without the graphics showing. :|
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I'm macgyver, lol! (28 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 11:34 CST, 10 March 2006 - iMsg
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gitter duuun (4 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 08:13 CST, 6 March 2006 - iMsg
Chromed it up this weekend! Those girls are hardcore gamers, they played way more than I did, it was awesome. I felt like home :)
Too bad they had to go to germany today, I woulda stayed longer.. but I might go back and visit them again when they get back and get a bit more settled.

fooKi and purri rocked aswell... awesome guys ^_^;;

anyway, I went to linköping to LAN with riske now.. I might stay here for good. It's sweet... I just miss my BBB and like.... my underwear... but now I can hug and cuddle riske anywhere and anytime ! I'm in heaven! <3
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Chroming it up! (30 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 20:19 CST, 2 March 2006 - iMsg
That's right, going to the House of Chrome today, I will arive about 14 hours from now \o/

Rumours say that they're nervous because none of them actually met me before! Har har har... Well all I can say is that I'm just as fucked up and scary as I seem. ;)

Too bad this will be a short visit; fooKi leaves sunday, all the girls leave monday... Ah well, got another quaker friend to go that lives closeby anyway who I can always crash at \o/ Roadtrips ftw.
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Why lyrics are useless (54 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 09:52 CST, 1 March 2006 - iMsg
The First Big Weekend
by Arab Strap

So that was the first big weekend of the summer... Starts Thursday as usual with a canteen quiz and again no-one wins the big cash prize. Later I do my sound bloke routine by approaching Gina's new boyfriend to say that he shouldn't feel that there's any animosity between us and then I even go and make peace with her. I shouldn't have bothered. Then on Friday night we went through to the Arches...
There was only one car going, so some of us had to get the train. We got through quite late. Then we went to a pub to take the gear. There was no problems getting in - we saw some others waiting down the front of the queue so we skipped in. It was a good night, everyone was nutted and I ended up dancing with some blonde girl. I thought she had been quite pretty until last night when Matthew informed me that she had, in fact, been a pig. When the club finished we wandered the streets for a while until we got to this 24-hour cafe but I didn't like the look of it so we left and got a taxi back to Morag's flat. I couldn't sleep, so I sat about drinking someone else's strawberry tonic wine and tried to keep everyone else up.
Then at ten o'clock in the morning we went downstairs to buy some drink. We had intended to watch the football in the afternoon but we'd passed out by then and slept right through it, awaking to find that England had won two-nil. Then we went to get the train home and had a few in the Station bar. We had some stuff left from the previous night's supplies so when we got home we decided to go down to John's indie disco. Same story as Friday - lots of hugging, lots of dancing etc. etc. I couldn't sleep again so went up the park to look at the tomb, taking a detour through the playpark. To get in we had to climb over a ten foot steel fence, which resulted in severe bruising of our hands, legs and groins, but we had a good laugh on the stuff, especially the tube-slide, which probably doubles up as a urinal for drunk teens. Then we walked through the woods to have a look at the tomb. It was a big disappointment, but the mist on the lake was cool.
Sunday afternoon we go up to John's with a lot of beer in time to watch the Simpsons. It was a really good episode about love always ending in tragedy except, of course, for Marge and Homer. It was quite moving at the end and to tell you the truth my eyes were a bit damp. Then we watched these young girls in swimsuits have a water fight in the street. "Taping this, aye?" We went up to the pub about ten. It was busy for a Sunday night, lots of people we know, including my first ever girlfriend who I still find very attractive, quite frankly, but I didn't really speak to her. She's probably still a bitch, anyway. Her friend Gillian was there, I had a chat with her, she was still quite pleasant. At the same time I watched Malcolm make some terrible attempt to try and chat up a girl we know called Jo. He made some remark about her skirt that was barely there the previous night or something. I couldn't sleep again that night, thanks to some seriously disturbing nightmares...Matthew says I should cut down on the cheese.
"Went out for the weekend, it lasted for ever, high with our friends it's officially summer."
I got some sleep eventually on Monday afternoon. It was a beautiful day, and later that evening Malcolm introduced me to the power of Merrydown - £1.79 a litre, 8.2% - mmmm..... Judith and Laura came round later and we sat in my back garden and drank. Then Matthew came round and we went up the town. It's officially summer.



Too long didn't read. I can't hear a single word he sings/says though I still like this song alot!


...and that is why hip hop sucks.
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krek is way2hot!! (269 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 09:50 CST, 25 January 2006 - iMsg
before(below) and after(above) pics, a day or so old. Interesting huh? no? get the fuck out of my journal you goddamn stalkers you! :(





(the poses are fucking awesome, hahaha)
Edited by luKrek at 16:37 GMT, 25th Jan 2006 - 57293 Hits
Riske (my ex) and me (235 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 23:10 CST, 19 January 2006 - iMsg
An old pic from just before we got together. (my face kinda doesn't show though)
He's soo cute~
https://www.esreality.com/files/inlineimages/2...Soffan.jpg
esr bugs.
Edited by luKrek at 07:18 GMT, 20th Jan 2006 - 56767 Hits
Famous Joke! *teh funay* (36 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 01:29 CST, 11 January 2006 - iMsg
Joe Pisscopo's "I got your impersonations right here!" Aristocrats Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

Dad says, "We are master impersonators!"

The agent says, "Impersonations are yesterday's news. I can't even book 'em in Branson!"

Dad just says "And now, my son will impersonate a famous rapper!"

Junior, about 16, rips off his 13-year-old sister's jeans and panties, and starts licking her pussy and fucking her. She comes screaming and her brother blows his load inside her.

"R. Kelly!" says Dad. "Next, my wife will impersonate Courtney Love!" Mom shucks off her skirt, takes out a bottle of vodka which she chugs. Then she pisses on the agent's desk and says "Do I get a gig now?"

Not to be outdone, daughter jumps up. "My rendition of rock and roll great, Janis Joplin!" She takes out a syringe and shoots up a shitload of heroin, then falls down and shits on the floor.

Mom lies down on the couch, shits, pisses, and grunts like a pig. "Teri Schiavo!" she says.

"And now," says Dad, "I will impersonate former INXS singer Michael Hutchence!" He strips naked, hangs himself from the light fixture and starts beating off. Mom, Sis and Bro all dance around him singing "My neck is so raw...you've got to cut me down!" He shoots his come onto the agent's desk.

Wife and daughter, naked now, get down on all fours. Dad and Bro stand in front of them. Dad says "My wife and daughter will now impersonate Monica Lewinsky and First Lady Laura Bush!" Sis starts blowing her brother while Mom tries to get Dad's limp dick into her ass. Bro comes in Sis's mouth and Sis gives a big loud swallow. Mom says "God damn it, George, you can't get it up again?" Here, Miss Beasley!" Dad starts cornholing the dog, then pulls out and spews come and dog shit on his wife.

"And now for our grand finale," says Dad, "My son and I will impersonate Kobe Bryant and Bill O'Reilly!" Dad pops a Viagra, grabs Sis, shoves her legs apart and crams his boner in her. He fucks her to orgasm while bouncing a basketball against the dog's bloody ass. Bro gets out his cellphone, calls Mom on hers and starts beating off while saying "I want to rub your dirty pussy with a loofah, bitch! I want to fuck you for Christ!" Mom gets out a vibrator and buzzes her clit until she comes. Bro walks over and shoots his load onto Mom's face. The agent's office is completely covered in shit, piss, come and vaginal juices.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"


Told my Eric Cartman; http://media.putfile.com/The_Aristocrats :O
Edited by luKrek at 03:02 GMT, 12th Jan 2006 - 7247 Hits
A poop story! (45 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 09:00 CST, 6 January 2006 - iMsg
From some guy.

All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I'd last taken a dump. I'd tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day with a bowl of bowel-cleansing fiber cereal, following it with six cups of coffee at work, and adding a bean-laden lunch at Taco Bell. As I was returning home from work, my insides let me know with subtle rumbles and the emission of the occasional tiny fart that Big Things would be happening soon. Alas, I had to stop at the mall to pick up an order for my wife. I completed this task, and as I was walking past the stores on my way backto the car, I noticed a large sale sign proclaiming, "Everything Must Go!" This was prophetic, for my colon informed me with a sudden violent cramp and a wet, squeaky fart that everything was indeed about to go. I hurried to the mall bathrooms. I surveyed the five stalls, which I have numbered 0 through 4 (I write a lot of software) for your convenience:

0.Occupied.

1.Clean, but Bathroom Protocol forbids its use, as it's next to the occupied one.

2.Poo on seat.

3.Poo and toilet paper in bowl, unidentifiable liquid splattered on seat.

4.No toilet paper, no stall door, unidentifiable sticky object near base of
toilet.

Clearly, it had to be Stall ..1. I trudged back, entered, dropped trou and sat down. I'm normally a fairly Shameful Sh1tter. I wasn't happy about being next to the occupied stall, but Big Things were afoot.

I was just getting ready to bear down when all of a sudden the sweet sounds of Beethoven came from next door, followed by a fumbling, and then the sound of a voice answering the ringing phone. As usual for a cell phone conversation, the voice was exactly 8 dB louder than it needed to be. Out of Shameful habit, my sphincter slammed shut. The inane conversation went on and on. Mr. Sh1tter was blathering to Mrs. Sh1tter about the sh1tty day he had. I sat there, cramping and miserable, waiting for him to finish. As the loud conversation dragged on, I became angrier and angrier, thinking that I, too, had a crappy day, but I was too polite to yak about in public. My bowels let me know in no uncertain terms that if I didn't get crapping soon, my day would be getting even crappier.

Finally my anger reached a point that overcame Shamefulness. I no longer cared. I gripped the toilet paper holder with one hand, braced my other hand against the side of the stall, and pushed with all my might. I was rewarded with a fart of colossal magnitude -- a cross between the sound of someone ripping a very wet bed sheet in half and of plywood being torn off a wall. The sound gradually transitioned into a heavily modulated low-RPM tone, not unlike someone firing up a Harley. I managed to hit the resonance frequency of the stall, and it shook gently.

Once my @ss cheeks stopped flapping in the breeze, three things became apparent:
(1) The next-door conversation had ceased;
(2) my colon's continued seizing indicated that there was more to come; and
(3) the bathroom was now beset by a horrible, eldritch stench.

It was as if a gateway to Hell had been opened. The foul miasma quickly made its way underthe stall and began choking my poop-mate. This initial "herald" fart had ended his conversation in mid-sentence.

"Oh my God," I heard him utter, following it with suppressed sounds of choking, and then, "No, baby, that wasn't me (cough, gag), you could hear that (gag)??"

Now there was no stopping me. I pushed for all I was worth. I could swear that in the resulting cacophony of rips, squirts, splashes, poots, and blasts, I was actually lifted slightly off the pot. The amount of stuff in me was incredible. It sprayed against the bowl with tremendous force. Later, in surveying the damage, I'd see that liquid poop had actually managed to
ricochet out of the bowl and run down the side on to the floor. But for now, all I could do was hang on for the ride.

Next door I could hear him fumbling with the paper dispenser as he desperately tried to finish his task. Little snatches of conversation made themselves heard over my anal symphony: "Gotta go... horrible... throw up... in my mouth... not... make it... tell the kids... love them... oh God..." followed by more sounds of suppressed gagging and retching.

Alas, it is evidently difficult to hold one's phone and wipe one's bum at the same time. Just as my high-pressure abuse of the toilet was winding down, I heard a plop and splash from next door, followed by string of swear words and gags. My poop-mate had dropped his phone into the toilet.

There was a lull in my production, and the restroom became deathly quiet. I could envision him standing there, wondering what to do. A final anal announcement came trumpeting from my behind, small chunks plopping noisily into the water. That must have been the last straw. I heard a flush, a fumbling with the lock, and then the stall door was thrown open. I heard him running out of the bathroom, slamming the door behind him.

After a considerable amount of paperwork, I got up and surveyed the damage. I felt bad for the janitor who'd be forced to deal with this, but I knew that flushing was not an option. No toilet in the world could handle that unholy mess. Flushing would only lead to a floor flooded with filth.

As I left, I glanced into the next-door stall. Nothing remained in the bowl. Had he flushed his phone, or had he plucked it out and left the bathroom with nasty unwashed hands? The world will never know.

I exited the bathroom, momentarily proud and Shameless, looking around for a face glaring at me. But I saw no one. I suspect that somehow my supernatural elimination has managed to transfer my Shamefulness to my anonymous poop-mate. I think it'll be a long time before he can bring himself to poop in public -- and I doubt he'll ever again answer his cell phone in the loo. And this, my friends, is why you should never talk on your phone in the bathroom.

now that is a gg moment in someones life.
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I finally found the love of my life! (218 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 12:25 CST, 30 November 2005 - iMsg
Long blonde hair.. perfect slim body, tight nice butt and a great personality.. A little bit shy at times but that's just cute ^^
We met online a few years ago.. we have met up a few times before but this time was special... I just can't stop thinking about this perfect being! It's great! I've never felt like this before! This is awesome. It really is. I seem to be getting him drunk now too so I might have my way with him in a while. I love riske!


Edit: Hm... riske cheated on me with a girl in sthlm so I cheated on him with 2-3 girls in uppsala the week after and now we broke up because of these tragic incidents. =(
We might skill sechsor occasionally though I hope!

bye now!
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Remember Leeeeeeroy? (7 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 07:11 CST, 17 November 2005 - iMsg
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. (30 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 23:29 CDT, 2 September 2005 - iMsg
gg
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so err.. this is the current "night out" (12 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 21:42 CDT, 2 September 2005 - iMsg
Hi! I was just "out" getting drunk etc.
problem #1: my friend is "in love" with girl that came over to my place and got her self drunk.
problem #2: this guy (not the one mentioned above) is seriously going to "stomp my head in" because of what his retarded friend said about me (his friend was in love with my gf at the time so it's over a year old, this shit)..
well I was about 1cm away from cutting this fucking guys throat off. I am still considering doing it. I know where he lives and I know where I will have no witnesses.... just thought I'd share.
I just want my goddamn computer!!!!

Update/edit

Oh boy, and what a night it was! That girl I mentioned asked me if I could ever "be" with a girl who my friend is in love with/was in love with first..

-wth?

Why would she ask me that, just after we had a talk about my friend and that he was in love with her but has given up and knows he'll just be friends with her etc... I am so confused. My first thought is "hands off".. then came the vodka.
I am pretty sure we made out some time later, and that we had a few innocent spanking sessions (which she seemed to like.. alot) and goddammit! I think I want her. Atleast for a night or so. but... welcome to beverly hills 90210, should I?

update: I am now an official asshole.
Edited by luKrek at 17:33 GMT, 3rd Sep 2005 - 3671 Hits
Quake 4 computar! \o/~~ (151 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 19:08 CDT, 29 August 2005 - iMsg
Okay then! I've been out of a computar since early june and I've finally got my hands on alot of cash so here we go!
I read carefully about every goddamn part and if it shows that one of them kind of sucks then I will be pretty sad =(

First off! Graphics! I really want to play q4 fluently, and probably the next generation of games aswell...

EDIT: REASONS TO BUY THIS ONE:

I was planning on buyin X800 somethingsomething but then I called my dad and he could pay the "moms"(help me here).. through his company ... that means he would pay 25% of it.. so I could actually buy this one instead for the same price as the X800!

PowerColor Radeon X850XT PE 256MB GDDR3
PCI-Express, VIVO/Dual-DVI, Retail

4.694,00 SEK (approx 690US$)

It's on a separate shipment so shipping is included, explaining part of the price, if anyone wonders. (Who would want to read this anyway? and why the hell am I writing this down? Well anwhoo...)


The CPU and mobo etc!
AMD Athlon 64 3500+ 2.2GHz Socket 939,
512KB, BOXED w/fan (venice core! \o/, clockable t like "4000+")

DFI LANPARTY nF4 SLI-DR, nForce4 SLI,
Socket-939, S-ATA, GbLAN, Fw, DDR, PCI-E


two of these babies:
Crucial PC3200 BallistiX DDR 512MB CL2
Non-parity, 2.8V, 64Meg x 64, 184pin


and a hdd cuz my old ones suck T_T
Samsung SpinPoint P120S 250GB SATA2
8MB 7200RPM NCQ


250GB is more than enough when you have 10mbit.. I stream movies I want to see, etc ^^ (BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE! -PIRACY IS A CRIME)

and I got a Thermalright XP-120 CPU-cooler with a papst 120x120x25mm fan to go with because my superduperclockerfriend Krook told me I should! ^^

I'm thinking about getting myself MS Wheelmouse Optical 1.1A instead of the 3.0 I'm using now. After that then I'm all set! I hope they make pro-q3dm6 for quake 4 so I can own it -_-;




Update: I've decided to keep my $1000 that I have left and buy the best card out in about 6months so I will have no problem with anything. gg!



edit: I just had the worst nightmare.. I dreamt that my shipment (computar) was delayed another 20 days T_T
It was horrible. I think I even cried!

Edit: the dream was true and I just cancelled the order because they never get that cooler in =/







OK!! New order!!

AMD Athlon 64 3700+ 2.2GHz Socket 939, 1MB, BOXED w/fan (An increase from 3500+)


Abit AN8 SLI,nForce4 SLI, Socket-939
ATX, S-ATA, GbLAN, Firewire, PCI-Ex16




The same memories but one more.. 1.5GB in total!

This one actually cost less then the one before. Yay!
Edited by luKrek at 22:42 GMT, 13th Sep 2005 - 35402 Hits
K-PAX.. Alien or not? STAY TUNED! (43 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 16:04 CDT, 4 August 2005 - iMsg
Longass read... wasn't intended, sorry.

fooKitten watched the movie K-Pax quite a few times now and he's still wondering.. is "Prot" an alien or just a crazy man? Let's have a look.

His eyes. He can see frequencies that no other man can see.. ultraviolet and whatnot "400 angstroms".. so that's one thing.

Something contradicting is how he says he arrived 4 years and 9 months ago.. he claims in the beginning of the movie that he forgot how beautiful it was here etc, as if he just arrived. Wth?

He was not affected by the drug Haldol.
He has a detailed "galactic map" in his head, which could be alien but could also be learned from a textbook, certainly if you are somewhat savant or autistic. "We don't know alot of this star system yet" they say... he astounds the astrophysicians etc! "Where I come from that is common knowledge". He paints up the orbital patterns quite nicely too and it seems to be accurate.

He has his whole planet "figured out" in before hand.. he is very quick with all his answers about it, he never hesitates but that could might aswell just be his psychosis.

And he disappears for a few days.. nobody knows where or how. Took a beam of light out of there?



And one more thing.. 4years and 9 months ago (when he supposedly arrived) something horrible and traumatic happened to him, which is true and that makes his time of arrival a lie... that's when his delusions started?

He talked to a dog. The dog didn't like when they hid her tennisshoe, doesn't like to be snuck up on and has bad hearing on it's left ear. "Wooo" the kids said. Wth?:O

The surveillance camera scambles at the exact time he said he would leave.
Something else contradicting is why he doesn't actually leave, he just stays and ends up in a catatonic state, but apparently this girl (Bess) disappears instead, because he promised her that he could take her with him...

Yawell, whaddya think? Alien or not`? :)
Edited by luKrek at 08:06 CST, 9 January 2008 - 11482 Hits
Cool game, very japanese. (6 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 19:32 CDT, 26 July 2005 - iMsg
zero~~ level 16th on first try.. sucky computar with lag tho!! :O
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Yeah, I've been spamming esr, big deal (32 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 12:37 CDT, 26 July 2005 - iMsg
But now it has gone a bit too far. I've actually started DREAMING about esr. I dreamt that I was outside Daryl's house and like knocked on his door and asked if he wanted to "play"... he was actually a nice guy! So don't be so urgent about labeling someone until you dream about them! It totally changed my mind about him... He had a nice little laptop set up in front of his tv, logged in on esr and all, just spamming and flaming away, being an ass just like the rest of us, but was really nice in person!
...Then fooKi woke me up. He has been quite annoying the last 2-3 weeks.. he can make his way up on my bed now :<
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Jamerio says NO to white socks! (195 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 17:56 CDT, 19 July 2005 - iMsg
By Jamerio (iMsg, Ignore, Reply)
...white socks past the age of 16 are not good.
You got to believe me on this.

fooKi says that when he hits the age 16 spot he would never ever wear white socks again! You have to trust the internet fashion police on this one, he said to me! IT HAS TO BE TRUE!

White socks are bad!
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fooKi likes the blood! (9 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 16:26 CDT, 18 July 2005 - iMsg
My fooKitten whispered in my ear: Braaaiiinzzzz.. he saw a trailer of a nice game!

Check it out! It looks quite awesome, fooKi's never ending perfect judgement prevails once again!!


edit: THIS IS A NICE SHOOTAR!
Edited by luKrek at 21:46 GMT, 18th Jul 2005 - 4073 Hits
Why Fooki Is Rules! (25 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 16:53 CDT, 17 July 2005 - iMsg
Here it is! The oh so awaited all new pic of fooKi!! Aw man, I just love having fooKi between my legs...
edit: Sleeping that is! oh lolz!
Edited by luKrek at 22:58 GMT, 17th Jul 2005 - 5987 Hits
fooKi was just wondering... (68 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 06:19 CDT, 12 July 2005 - iMsg
How would a game start if the weapons had like a 5sec delay to spawn?

fooKitten was like "man i don't want to start with sg on dm6 all the time" so he started thinking about how it would work if the intial spawn of the weapons were delayed for a bit, say 10 seconds, and the armors like 20? Say fooKitten spawns at bridgestairs on pdm6 and he likes teh rail, so he does a backwards jump to rail and 5 seconds to go till the rail spawns... but then [sml]woodgrove comes from lg stairs and up the bouncepad to rail, and gets the upper hand using mg.. fooKitten retreats and takes some damage but takes the upper hand when woodgrove misses a rail!
or maybe if the armor spawn was at the same time as the weapons you could choose not to go for the weapon and take ra before a weapon and go for pg while they get rail or whatever?
Would this be any good for like.. alternative gameplay or just... something new? Opens up alot of new tactics and shit.. whaddya think?
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fooKi's first words. Right here on esr! (25 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 17:10 CDT, 11 July 2005 - iMsg
"äö m''w¨sssqqqqqaeeeeeeeeesnhhfd``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````C====================================================^FDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddddddddddddddddddf- mmmmmmmmmmmnbbnb c-.......................-"

ok so he needs to work on the typing but hey, he's like a month old? \:D/
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fooKi! (25 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 16:24 CDT, 4 July 2005 - iMsg
HELLO DEAR JOURNAL!!

My computer has been broken for about 2 months now and the closest thing to quake 3 I've gotten these past 2 months is 1. the drawings I made of pro-q3dm6 at work and 2. my cat that I named fooKi because it kicks ass and strafe jumps backwards. Pretty much the coolest kitten ever. He is soon to be making UnnamedKittens go /quit after 2 mins of pwnage! He looks like this! \:D/

And yeah, I'm fairly depressed about missing out on the ESWC stuff. I hope that one or two of you bastards out there (kroy & riske!) will record the better games (plz no gtv demos?) so that I too can take part of the happening of the year :C

and ps. riske is the cutest guy on esr .ds
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Undeniably Kickass (8 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 14:54 CDT, 26 June 2005 - iMsg
I found this site some time ago and I thought I should add it to my journal. It's this guy from france who likes sid-tunes and drums... so he connected them and it's outcome kind of
freakishly great.

home page

My favorite session is this one ^_^

Playing tunes like Space Harrier and Turrican level 1.2, he's kicking major ass :)
Edited by luKrek at 11:23 GMT, 20th Jul 2005 - 3666 Hits
Home made drums? (15 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 13:42 CDT, 20 April 2005 - iMsg
http://plaza.ufl.edu/njh/vids/hurratorpedo.wmv

Why use drums when you got a few stoves and a freezer? -_-

edit: dammit. thought I clicked "Journal" but oh well... T_T

and by the way, while I'm at it:

"Let me try and articulate just how epic the show was. Imagine the final battle scene from Lord Of The Rings, except all the combatants are wielding lightsabres, there are volcanoes erupting all around them, and oh yeah - it's in space. And oh yeah, it's all happening in space (The rings of Saturn, to be precise) and the really dramatic bits are all in slow motion. Natch. Well that's how it looks in MY head. Okay, that's a little much, but seriously - the sound was so cinematic and massive, it's hard not to get caught up in trying to describe it. If any act deserved to be named after a galaxy, it's M83." -Chromewaves
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. (22 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 12:58 CST, 6 March 2004 - iMsg
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Nothing to see here :o (7 comments)
Posted by luKrek @ 20:33 CST, 30 January 2004 - iMsg
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