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melachi

melachi
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ninja spider (74 comments)

( Journal: OT)

Posted by melachi @ 04:06 UTC, 16 June 2004 - iMsg

Edited by rickardx at 02:14 GMT, 26th Jun 2005 - 46161 Hits

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<< Comment #1 @ 05:22 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>

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Anonymous (wc10.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com)

spiders are fucking gay, did u know in summer they spin a light web and drift through the air?? guess how i fucking learned that.. ONE DRIFTED INTO MY FUCKING FACE. FUCKED UP

<< Comment #2 @ 05:40 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #1

They also transfer sperm using their web.

<< Comment #15 @ 01:21 UTC, 17 June 2004 >>

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Pirx - Reply to #2

it hit him right in the face, guess that's why he called them gay :p

<< Comment #17 @ 17:48 UTC, 17 June 2004 >>

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gradius - Reply to #1

lol D:

<< Comment #60 @ 19:32 UTC, 9 July 2004 >>

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Thorin - Reply to #1

ROFL

<< Comment #3 @ 05:54 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>

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fern

hardly any insects here, when i was in barcelona like a year ago, there were 3 roaches lined up in my bathroom... doing the macarena \o/ /o\ <o/ \o>

<< Comment #4 @ 06:02 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #3

Heh, spiders are arachnid (along with scorpions) and not insects though. Cockroaches (the various spicies) are probably the most disgusting creatures I know of. I shiver just thinking of them. I'm kinda scared of spiders but I don't shiver thinking of spiders. Spiders kill off all the creepy crawlies in their path and they're total ninjaa.

<< Comment #5 @ 06:06 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>

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fern - Reply to #4

i didnt mean to put spiders in the category of insects, just an experience with the fuckers ;p

<< Comment #6 @ 07:37 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>

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umayr

cl_yawspeed 22500;+left;+moveup;+attack;wait;wait;-left;-moveup;-attack;+left;wait;wait;-left

<< Comment #9 @ 12:30 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>

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deTwisj - Reply to #6

i think that spider should be banned for using ninja :(

<< Comment #10 @ 12:39 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>

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hemostick - Reply to #6

thanks, i've been looking for the script :p

<< Comment #22 @ 06:58 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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WongGun - Reply to #6

man, that shit got old like 3 years ago or something?

<< Comment #63 @ 16:51 UTC, 10 July 2004 >>

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Liquid Gib - Reply to #22

stfu?

<< Comment #7 @ 08:00 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>

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blu

Cool, what are you going to call him? Donatello? :D

<< Comment #13 @ 20:57 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>

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hnns - Reply to #7

umm, those were turtles not spiders

<< Comment #14 @ 21:39 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>

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blu - Reply to #13

never? The idea was to name the spider AFTER the turtle.

Edited by blu at 21:40 GMT, 16th Jun 2004

<< Comment #8 @ 08:04 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>

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Salvation

lol

<< Comment #11 @ 14:03 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>

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Ghostrunner

strafe jump - spider.

<< Comment #16 @ 01:23 UTC, 17 June 2004 >>

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Pirx - Reply to #11

trickjump movies with spiders anyone?

<< Comment #12 @ 19:38 UTC, 16 June 2004 >>

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Jockos

try catch a few for breeding. than sell them on ebay and give me one for free (i did come up with the idea).

<< Comment #18 @ 18:58 UTC, 17 June 2004 >>

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Is it a camel spider? I read that the camel spider got its name from its habit of eating which is jumping onto the camels stomach from below and then working its way trough in or something like that. Anyway spiders are damn hideous...

<< Comment #19 @ 01:08 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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Jaaakob! - Reply to #18

hm... actually, there's quite a few rumors going round about those camel "spiders".
I wouldn't be surprised if people started saying they wear costumes and does the can-can every rainy monday or something.

I don't think there's much truth to the rumor about camel spiders feeding from inside the camel, since the, errr.... "acid-like fluids" in it's belly would probably melt the bugger down in a second.

<< Comment #20 @ 06:22 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #19

Yea, and the fact that they would be full by the time they got into the stomach :)

<< Comment #26 @ 11:48 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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Jaaakob! - Reply to #20

heh, that too.
Hey, maybe they're suicidal? :D

<< Comment #24 @ 07:19 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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Ji - Reply to #19

Yeah but some spiders actually chew like any normal predator.

<< Comment #27 @ 11:49 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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Jaaakob! - Reply to #24

yeah, but they'd probably have to have stronger jaws if they were to snap a camel open :P

<< Comment #36 @ 15:04 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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Ji - Reply to #27

I dunno, maybe camels have a light skin on their stomach :)

<< Comment #40 @ 16:04 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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mick^ - Reply to #36

probably have thin skin all over, to help with heat loss!

<< Comment #45 @ 02:07 UTC, 19 June 2004 >>

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Jaaakob! - Reply to #40

camels are ugly blokes anyways... *mumbles*

<< Comment #71 @ 23:06 UTC, 3 September 2004 >>

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HyMz - Reply to #18

camel spider:
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/graphics/camel_spider.jpg
hf :f

Edited by HyMz at 23:07 GMT, 3rd Sep 2004

<< Comment #21 @ 06:27 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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melachi

Tarantulas can be quite beautiful though, and cute.

brazilian black:

pink zebra beauty aka eupalaestrus CAMPERstratus (camper loal)

These two are 6" when adult. The biggest tarantulas are the goliaths (one which will eat small birds) and have been reported to reach 13" i'd paste a pic but they're some ugly mofos :)

Edited by MELACHi at 07:36 GMT, 18th Jun 2004

<< Comment #23 @ 07:17 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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umayr - Reply to #21

pics not working m8 .. :/

<< Comment #25 @ 07:36 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #23

now they are

<< Comment #38 @ 15:51 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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Gravgon - Reply to #21

the little circle on the middle of their body, is it really an eye ??

this freaks me out :X

<< Comment #39 @ 15:59 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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mick^ - Reply to #21

jesus, i shit myself when i scrolled onto those.

<< Comment #47 @ 09:49 UTC, 19 June 2004 >>

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blu - Reply to #21

sexy. is it me, or does the second one have 9 legs?

Edited by blu at 09:50 GMT, 19th Jun 2004

<< Comment #48 @ 12:56 UTC, 19 June 2004 >>

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Jaaakob! - Reply to #47

not neccesarily a leg -_-

<< Comment #49 @ 13:56 UTC, 19 June 2004 >>

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blu - Reply to #48

Its still sexy either way.

<< Comment #50 @ 15:23 UTC, 19 June 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #47

It's not a leg. They are pedipalps, they have two of those, you can't see the other one.

<< Comment #56 @ 10:18 UTC, 20 June 2004 >>

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blu - Reply to #50

ok spiderman :D

<< Comment #62 @ 16:33 UTC, 10 July 2004 >>

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demonic - Reply to #50

actually they might have more than 2. They have some appendixes that help them eat. Pedipalps and "queliceras" (in portuguese) are usually present.

<< Comment #28 @ 11:52 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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Jaaakob!

Found ´le Goliath.

http://www.wetnwildtaxidermy.com/GoliathTarantula2.JPG

Look at the size of that bug O_x

<< Comment #32 @ 14:08 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #28

Ah that's one of the 3 diff spicies. I think that's the bird eater. It's not the largest one though. The largest one is golden brownish and has more mass / buff it looks like a tank spider or something hehe.

<< Comment #34 @ 14:53 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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Jaaakob! - Reply to #32

it's god damn big, anyway... and yes, that's the birdeater. doesn't look like something you wanna have in your bathroom. Heh, I'd nuke my house if that thing was in there.
Imagine standing in your bathroom brushing your teeth, early morning, and all of a sudden you see on of those in the mirror... evilish.

<< Comment #59 @ 19:11 UTC, 21 June 2004 >>

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primax - Reply to #32

Like this?

<< Comment #29 @ 12:00 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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vinz

someone nuke this evil journal :(((((((

<< Comment #30 @ 13:57 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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phoenix` - Reply to #29

i second that! now i'm fucking scared and have to look behind me every 10secs...

<< Comment #33 @ 14:30 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #29

cute

Edited by MELACHi at 14:31 GMT, 18th Jun 2004

<< Comment #37 @ 15:08 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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vinz - Reply to #33

hawt

Edited by vinz! at 15:09 GMT, 18th Jun 2004

<< Comment #43 @ 18:29 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #37

haha

<< Comment #67 @ 09:13 UTC, 12 July 2004 >>

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sector - Reply to #37

rotfl ;-D spiderman ;-))

<< Comment #68 @ 14:28 UTC, 12 July 2004 >>

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sonic ' - Reply to #37

now THATS homo-erotic

<< Comment #31 @ 14:02 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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dellie

actualy u saw this spider
http://mamba.bio.uci.edu/~pjbryant/biodiv/spiders/0064.jpg

the wolf spider :)

<< Comment #35 @ 14:55 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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Jaaakob! - Reply to #31

heh, nifty spider, eh? =|
he/she/it really thinks it's something :P

<< Comment #41 @ 16:17 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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5-Steps-Lower

<img src="http://www.wcsscience.com/biggest/actualsize.JPG">

If you wanna see some more SICK goliath picks.. various kinds are here:

MORE GOLIATH PICS

<< Comment #64 @ 17:03 UTC, 10 July 2004 >>

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Liquid Gib - Reply to #41

spider sex http://midwestexoticpetcenter.com/_wsn/page15.html :>

<< Comment #42 @ 16:19 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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5-Steps-Lower

doh... fucked up :D you should see the pic anyway
actual size goliath birdeater

<< Comment #44 @ 18:48 UTC, 18 June 2004 >>

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Corpsegrinder

<< Comment #46 @ 08:00 UTC, 19 June 2004 >>

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Anonymous (ip-55.net-81-220-101.nantes.rev.numericable.fr)

Scary

http://www.animaux.developer.graphyx.net/hawt.jpg

: bubble

<< Comment #52 @ 16:43 UTC, 19 June 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #46

lol those ugly ass spiders would even scare me.

<< Comment #51 @ 16:38 UTC, 19 June 2004 >>

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-SmileY-

They should make a game with spiders... that would be like alien vs. predator but then with the extention of a grappling hook :D

I had a spider once.. grammostola rosea.. escaped only twice! :D

<< Comment #53 @ 19:28 UTC, 19 June 2004 >>

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DarkDoGG

this thread made me realize one thing... I HATE FUCKIN SPIDERS!!! NASTY LITTLE CREEPS!!! i`ve killed thousands though... but any way FUCK SPIDERS!!! =D

im hungry...

<< Comment #54 @ 19:45 UTC, 19 June 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #53

For every spider you kill, at least 100 insects will live, and those insects will multiply.

<< Comment #58 @ 17:28 UTC, 21 June 2004 >>

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DarkDoGG - Reply to #54

well... im the lead character of Starship Troopers 3 =P

<< Comment #55 @ 03:24 UTC, 20 June 2004 >>

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scoop

talking about spiders... do you know that akward feeling, when you walk around on the street or something and suddenly you walk through a spiderweb? than you wave your arms trying to free yourself from that spiderweb. you make moves with your hands around the head to get rid of potential spiders and the web. than people start looking at you, because they can't see the thin spiderweb. they see you turning around, waving with your hand about your head and they think you are crazy, while you are fighting with those damn spiderwebs.
hate that shit!

Edited by ScOOp at 03:24 GMT, 20th Jun 2004

<< Comment #66 @ 08:22 UTC, 12 July 2004 >>

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kermit - Reply to #55

haha yeah, fortunately it happens most of the time when you walk in a forrest and there's nobody around.

<< Comment #57 @ 12:32 UTC, 20 June 2004 >>

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xoji

Damn spiders are ugly mofos aren't they. Imagine finding one of them fuckers under your bed sheets.

That pic in your journal is class, wonder what happened next.

<< Comment #61 @ 14:29 UTC, 10 July 2004 >>

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AmunRa

It's said that in your lifetime you actually EAT a few spiders. Mostly during your sleep...a spider does some 'abseiling' from the ceiling, looking for a warm, moist area (prolly will trigger a few nasty remarks with this but ok :p). Guess where it will go when you're drooling on your pillow :] After making contact with face/lips/inside of mouth you instinctively start chewing.
BON APETIT!

Read this on a site once, with did-you-know kinda facts on it, so don't kill the messenger :)
It would explain some morning breaths tho :P

Edited by AmunRa at 14:31 GMT, 10th Jul 2004

<< Comment #65 @ 18:33 UTC, 10 July 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #61

Yea, well actually you eat a various assortment of insects and spiders during your sleep. I've read that before hehe.

<< Comment #70 @ 18:11 UTC, 3 September 2004 >>

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acid-mea - Reply to #61

OMFG DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT NONONONO FUCK

<< Comment #74 @ 10:33 UTC, 5 September 2004 >>

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gnarf - Reply to #70

HAHAHA :D

<< Comment #69 @ 15:48 UTC, 3 September 2004 >>

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-SmileY-

Every human eats at least 8 spiders in his sleep during his lifetime...

I dont even WANT to know what the average is... :s

<< Comment #72 @ 01:11 UTC, 4 September 2004 >>

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melachi - Reply to #69

#61 just above you

<< Comment #73 @ 03:46 UTC, 4 September 2004 >>

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doc hendrix

nice pictures MELACHi (((((:

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