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Das Ulbe IX (85 comments)

( Movie: ESR)

Posted by ulbe @ 14:15 CDT, 16 June 2013 - iMsg




	0	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10
Rating: 8.9 (86 votes)

Hello! My cyberspace nickname is

ULBE. I've made a new movie again :---)

Bonus
I've also decided to release my super secret trickjump map.
It's standalone so you don't need q3. \o/ \o/ \o/

Pic 1
Pic 2

Complete with ..

* Retarded strafepads
* Izi rl and gl jumpz
* 800+ textures :FF
* music
* Secret roomz
* Ulbe Bahn

and much more!!

Download it HERE

Movie File - Stream () 0MB
- YouTube.com (675 clicks)
Movie File - Download (Das_Ulbe_IX.wmv) 245MB
- Dropbox.com (64 clicks)
- MaverickServers.com (74 clicks)

Edited by ulbe at 14:14 CDT, 17 June 2013 - 26759 Hits

<< Comment #1 @ 14:39 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

d1z :

10/10

I haven't watched it yet

Edited by d1z at 14:40 CDT, 16 June 2013

<< Comment #15 @ 16:19 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

Legless - Reply to #1

10/10
Will never watch.

<< Comment #2 @ 14:49 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

-plaZma-

ROFL

<< Comment #12 @ 16:12 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

sonigo - Reply to #2

you could learn a thing or two about moviemaking from ulbe

<< Comment #49 @ 10:26 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

-plaZma- - Reply to #12

yes :(((((

<< Comment #3 @ 14:50 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

h8m3

10/10

A W P
W
P

<< Comment #4 @ 15:20 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

Own3r

ULBE/10

<< Comment #5 @ 15:37 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

WAITING FOR LAM

<< Comment #44 @ 05:29 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

Smofo - Reply to #5

For green and blue blood?

<< Comment #6 @ 15:37 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

btw voted 10 obviously

<< Comment #7 @ 15:46 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

SLY_

OMFG LOADING!

<< Comment #8 @ 15:46 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

h8m3

major this

<< Comment #9 @ 15:48 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

[eXodus]

10/10
haven't watched

<< Comment #10 @ 15:54 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

Joker_

Awesome as always.

I rate it Pew Pew/nyam cat*100$

<< Comment #11 @ 15:55 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

Joker_

And obviously Tebeg is a faggot rating it 1

<< Comment #13 @ 16:14 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

gl00my

10! Last few points you get for your obsessive perversion with mongoloids (alot of hard words here,sorry) :P

<< Comment #14 @ 16:18 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

Raist

12/10 without watching.

<< Comment #16 @ 16:30 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

h8m3

inb4 Loveme/LEE votes 0 on this with his 5 accounts

Edited by h8m3 at 16:30 CDT, 16 June 2013

<< Comment #26 @ 17:39 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

Joker_ - Reply to #16

We should ban him on esr just for that

<< Comment #17 @ 16:39 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

lmx

if u are from germany and cant watch it...
USE: Tor browser.

it works.

<< Comment #18 @ 16:47 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

lol guys you need to download the trick jump map, it's like playing in one of ulbe videos, I'm uploading a short vid right now of first 3 rooms

<< Comment #19 @ 16:55 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

naper - Reply to #18

Thanks I wanted to see it before I downloaded it, although I knew it would be good anyways.

<< Comment #20 @ 16:57 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

Teen Queen ' - Reply to #19

Ulbe64
Uploading your video. 90 minutes remaining. Your video will be live at: http://youtu.be/kG27f8ZDr1c

I'll update my post in half an hour \o/

<< Comment #21 @ 16:58 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

naper - Reply to #20

First the Popsicle gif, now this! You have made my day.

<< Comment #36 @ 23:33 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

FlashSoul - Reply to #20

There is something wrong with you, Ulbe, and I love it.

<< Comment #22 @ 17:03 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

melechesh '

da

<< Comment #23 @ 17:13 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

c3rb

Best part was when you killed that guy.

<< Comment #24 @ 17:17 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

kk-super_koziol.pl

oscar material
7mongoloids/5

http://imgur.com/auhccLq

Edited by kk-super_koziol.pl at 13:44 CDT, 17 June 2013

<< Comment #25 @ 17:31 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

awp rofl

ulbe/10

<< Comment #27 @ 18:29 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

zkyp

where is the 11/10 option to vote?

<< Comment #28 @ 18:37 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

First few rooms from Ulbe's secret map

Just to give you a rough idea of what's happening, you have to download and experience this for yourself, youtube doesn't do it justice.

It's mindfuckingly awesome!
Go watch youtube @ 720HD

Edited by Teen Queen at 18:39 CDT, 16 June 2013

<< Comment #29 @ 18:52 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

melechesh ' - Reply to #28

rofl

<< Comment #31 @ 19:46 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

h8m3 - Reply to #28

Edited by h8m3 at 19:46 CDT, 16 June 2013

<< Comment #60 @ 14:16 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

Teen Queen ' - Reply to #31

Cool image I like.

<< Comment #45 @ 05:57 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

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Smofo - Reply to #28

I'm stuck on the room after that (( after I jumped all the pillars with the nade + rockets there is an ob too but pfff.

Edited by Smofo at 06:15 CDT, 17 June 2013

<< Comment #50 @ 11:51 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

lmx - Reply to #45

console -> noclip

just sayin ;)

<< Comment #54 @ 12:29 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

Teen Queen ' - Reply to #45

exec ulbe
set name "^7Unnamed^1K^2A^3N^4K^5E^6R"
set timelimit "0"
set sv_hostname "i like goats"
set fraglimit "0"
set r_picmip "1" // 0 if u dare!!
bind h "give grappling hook"
// very useful bind
bind 0 "weapon 10"
wait 50
devmap ulbe64

<< Comment #55 @ 12:58 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

Smofo - Reply to #54

I mean legit!

<< Comment #46 @ 06:06 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

jamalz - Reply to #28

the map looks like supermario 64 except fucked up

<< Comment #47 @ 07:54 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

harosh - Reply to #28

The revolving 'shrimp room' gave me vertigo and nausea - result!

<< Comment #78 @ 08:59 CDT, 18 June 2013 >>

By

Janitor III - Reply to #28

yfw this turns out to be a Reborn beta test

Edited by ih at 03:17 CDT, 19 June 2013

<< Comment #30 @ 19:15 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

megaman3

Major this.

<< Comment #32 @ 19:53 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

lold at awp :D

<< Comment #33 @ 21:29 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

somebodyshootme

was really really good!!! would have been even better with modes other than CA :x

<< Comment #51 @ 12:13 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

melechesh ' - Reply to #33

tbh ULBE is the only way a CA movie can be enjoyable, and it does a magnificient job I tell ya wut

<< Comment #34 @ 21:56 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

zoot

Played on the map for 20mins..

My..

Fucking...

Eyes.... =|

10/10

<< Comment #35 @ 22:10 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

naper - Reply to #34

I believe there was a warning at the start of the map XD

<< Comment #37 @ 23:34 CDT, 16 June 2013 >>

By

Error: The target user can't receive judgements

:( 10/10 alone didn't do it justice.

<< Comment #38 @ 00:34 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

ProT :

ulbe64 crashes when I click "Single player" on the menu on Linux. 12/10

<< Comment #39 @ 01:38 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

d1z :

:(

Edited by d1z at 01:38 CDT, 17 June 2013

<< Comment #41 @ 03:54 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

mdv - Reply to #39

ulbe64\Ulbe64\baseq3\pak9\VM\eyyyy.zip\pak16.rar\asssss.zip\E-type1998.rar\chicken.zip\BLAME_TERG.rar\korvar.zip\hassearo.zip\sexiboy_ulbe18.rar\

<< Comment #48 @ 08:10 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By $\0/$ -xinnn- - Reply to #41

ulbe64\Ulbe64\baseq3\pak10.pk3\textures\no_nude_pics_of_me_here.txt
---> sorry

<< Comment #40 @ 01:48 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

CENEk

Hahahaha, the rocket model, the awp, the enemycolors

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I like to think that this is how ulbe actually views the world.

Edited by CENEk at 04:31 CDT, 17 June 2013

<< Comment #42 @ 05:01 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

funnyb

I like how you stole the layout from the super mario 64 castle, awesome.

<< Comment #52 @ 12:14 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

melechesh ' - Reply to #42

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CASTLE

<< Comment #43 @ 05:01 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

therm

10/10 (will watch in a moment)

<< Comment #64 @ 14:29 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

pacmanpl '

I just made this account to 10 this shit up.

I LOVE

A R T
R
T

<< Comment #53 @ 12:25 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

megaman3

Is the map playable online, multiplayer?

Edited by megaman3 at 12:25 CDT, 17 June 2013

<< Comment #63 @ 14:28 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

ulbe - Reply to #53

jiaaah :-}

<< Comment #56 @ 13:26 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

sharpe

top1 retarded moviemaker

10/10

<< Comment #57 @ 14:03 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

Joker_ - Reply to #56

Mind blown

:P

<< Comment #62 @ 14:28 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

Anonymous (92.20.18.116)

DL link down due to excess traffit =( Re-up?

<< Comment #58 @ 14:09 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

naper

"This account's public links are generating too much traffic and have been temporarily disabled! " :((

<< Comment #61 @ 14:27 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

ulbe - Reply to #58

fixed now \o/ :---)

<< Comment #65 @ 14:31 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

naper - Reply to #61

The man!

<< Comment #59 @ 14:16 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

Teen Queen ' - Reply to #58

Just grab it from Maverick

<< Comment #66 @ 15:25 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

Laskiy

:(((((

Edited by uaLaskij at 15:25 CDT, 17 June 2013

<< Comment #67 @ 15:46 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

kk-super_koziol.pl - Reply to #66

wat

<< Comment #68 @ 15:56 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

Laskiy - Reply to #67

You dont understand?

<< Comment #69 @ 15:57 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

kk-super_koziol.pl - Reply to #68

don't worry about it it fits the tone of the thread (no sarcasm)

<< Comment #70 @ 15:58 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

Laskiy - Reply to #69

Ok....can you think of anything that humans go through, that involves sausages and halls?

<< Comment #71 @ 15:59 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

kk-super_koziol.pl - Reply to #70

i can think of many things, yes

<< Comment #75 @ 03:20 CDT, 18 June 2013 >>

By

Laskiy - Reply to #71

#72 is on the right path :))

<< Comment #73 @ 16:03 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

Teen Queen ' - Reply to #70

anal

<< Comment #72 @ 15:59 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

earth

Disappointed by lack of nyan cat-inspired q3 bleeding.

I FEEL LIKE I'M ON ACID

<< Comment #74 @ 16:09 CDT, 17 June 2013 >>

By

Whipas

So sweet. ULBE DELIVERS ONCE AGAIN.

<< Comment #76 @ 07:15 CDT, 18 June 2013 >>

By

fredd

I feel like I'm getting too old and taking shit that's supposed to be a joke too seriously, but sorry, I don't really find pictures of down-syndrome kids funny.

humor middle-school/10
movie 5/10

<< Comment #77 @ 07:46 CDT, 18 June 2013 >>

By

Teen Queen ' - Reply to #76

Age: 21

I hope you're not serious

<< Comment #79 @ 10:31 CDT, 18 June 2013 >>

By

fredd - Reply to #77

well, i'm not serious about getting old, but laughing at some pic of a down syndrome kid just isn't my thing anymore

<< Comment #80 @ 10:34 CDT, 18 June 2013 >>

By

skint - Reply to #79

You used to laugh at people with downs syndrome? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!??!??

<< Comment #81 @ 16:25 CDT, 18 June 2013 >>

By

fredd - Reply to #80

:D

<< Comment #82 @ 16:44 CDT, 18 June 2013 >>

By

Asuka_

lol 10/10 just because of the map download.

Also keep the good work, this one and your previous one (Das ULBE 2013) stand out of the rest of your series. i'll assume that you inverted more time and effort into making those ones, so yea, keep the good work and try to make every movie unique just like the last two. :)

<< Comment #83 @ 17:41 CDT, 18 June 2013 >>

By

Raist

ulbe has an obsession with electric personal cars btw.. curious.. i am starting to think he got raped by one as a kid...

<< Comment #84 @ 09:46 CDT, 19 June 2013 >>

By

Dav

It's a good thing that games exist for people like you.

<< Comment #85 @ 07:18 CDT, 20 June 2013 >>

By

ulbe64 is so good... it's like illbleed and antichamber combined... <3

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