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God Farts in Your SKULL. weeeee. gg. (90 comments)

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Posted by way2ez4gtv @ 02:41 UTC, 3 February 2006 - iMsg

Ok so while your asseelp, god sticks his hairy ass against your ear and farts a special fart into your skull.

WHEN YOU WAKE UP, you can speak one new language...

WHAT language would you pick.? And why?

Am thinking id go for Japanese. duno.

YOU?

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<< Comment #1 @ 03:02 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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daryl

perl

<< Comment #2 @ 04:10 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #1

i knew youd choose the most ugly language.

<< Comment #4 @ 06:18 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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oda - Reply to #1

For some reason I imagine you sounding like John Merrick when you talk. Puzzling, indeed.

<< Comment #6 @ 06:27 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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daryl - Reply to #4

isit

<< Comment #7 @ 06:35 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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oda - Reply to #6

ihschlissit

<< Comment #9 @ 06:58 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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rolf - Reply to #4

The Elephant man! Saw that movie yesterday.

<< Comment #70 @ 13:59 UTC, 5 February 2006 >>

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DDDD - Reply to #4

who is john merrick and what does he do?

thanks.

<< Comment #74 @ 17:13 UTC, 5 February 2006 >>

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ini - Reply to #70

[ MERRICK ]

<< Comment #75 @ 18:07 UTC, 5 February 2006 >>

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DDDD - Reply to #74

what does he do?

thanks.

<< Comment #76 @ 18:17 UTC, 5 February 2006 >>

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ini - Reply to #75

He stands still and gets laughed at or has doctors poke him. He was a real person and a film was made about his life or something. He basically just suffered from a disease and was outcasted by soceity.

<< Comment #77 @ 18:21 UTC, 5 February 2006 >>

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DDDD - Reply to #76

where can i find movies of him?

thanks.

<< Comment #79 @ 18:28 UTC, 5 February 2006 >>

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ini - Reply to #77

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Merrick

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080678/
http://www.imdb.com/find?q=elephant%20man;s=all

<< Comment #78 @ 18:26 UTC, 5 February 2006 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #76

pitty there wasnt a internet from for him back then, look how much venting modern day ugly freaks like kdawg can do here.

would have bettered Mirricks life to flame randomly on the inet, am sure of it.

<< Comment #83 @ 18:04 UTC, 6 February 2006 >>

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oda - Reply to #74

Looks like the kind of photo Carmac would use if he could interview him ;p

<< Comment #3 @ 06:13 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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zkyp

Russian!

<< Comment #5 @ 06:19 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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oda

Norrish.

<< Comment #8 @ 06:47 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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Baxter`

Nederlands!

<< Comment #59 @ 23:08 UTC, 4 February 2006 >>

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NiKitA - Reply to #8

Ik ook!

<< Comment #60 @ 23:12 UTC, 4 February 2006 >>

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Baxter` - Reply to #59

mooi!

<< Comment #61 @ 23:16 UTC, 4 February 2006 >>

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NiKitA - Reply to #60

inderdaad :| :P

<< Comment #63 @ 04:39 UTC, 5 February 2006 >>

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Baxter` - Reply to #61

natuurlijk!

I assume your still with frog(?) then? ;)

Edited by Baxter` at 04:40 GMT, 5th Feb 2006

<< Comment #66 @ 12:17 UTC, 5 February 2006 >>

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NiKitA - Reply to #63

Frog?! omg :P No, i'm still with DjinX tho :P

Are you still in Holland?

<< Comment #10 @ 07:00 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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Lisk

swedish!

<< Comment #11 @ 07:19 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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hkrep

swedish ofc!

<< Comment #12 @ 09:10 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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Six16

scottish!

<< Comment #47 @ 09:08 UTC, 4 February 2006 >>

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Logi. - Reply to #12

[+]

<< Comment #13 @ 11:05 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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primax

klingon

<< Comment #14 @ 11:22 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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fag with no name

I'd go for Japanese too.

<< Comment #36 @ 17:15 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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Ezku - Reply to #14

Me too. Just because it's cool. Plus you could read all the Japanese manga in the world. ;) And I already know English and Swedish, so :O

<< Comment #15 @ 11:48 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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Tapeworm

Mayan.

<< Comment #16 @ 11:58 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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frank_garrett

English ;(

<< Comment #17 @ 12:02 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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ini - Reply to #16

Old English and I would then travel back in time!

<< Comment #18 @ 12:04 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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Sujoy

Korean

<< Comment #21 @ 13:28 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #18

my gf speaks it, but cant write it. hmz.

<< Comment #23 @ 14:04 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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spEEdbird - Reply to #21

read it?

<< Comment #25 @ 14:12 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #23

nope. just speak :)

<< Comment #19 @ 12:11 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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daryl

I guess the language that would fascinate me most is Sumerian.

<< Comment #20 @ 12:14 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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Anonymous (69-161-155-252.miamfl.adelphia.net)

Navajo Athabaskan, of course.

<< Comment #22 @ 13:43 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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hnns

ancient nordic

<< Comment #26 @ 14:13 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #22

uh whut?

<< Comment #53 @ 14:23 UTC, 4 February 2006 >>

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voodoochopstiks - Reply to #22

you fucking talk that already you dolt

<< Comment #24 @ 14:04 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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spEEdbird

probably spanish/portuguese

Edited by ksp at 14:04 GMT, 3rd Feb 2006

<< Comment #27 @ 14:14 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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Ignignokt

French so I could read the Gaston Lagaffe books :o

<< Comment #29 @ 14:17 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #27

proust > *

<< Comment #38 @ 17:45 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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hemostick - Reply to #29

Interesting fact : proust is one letter short of being the anagram of prout (a familiar fart, in french).

<< Comment #41 @ 17:48 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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Naghokez - Reply to #27

they own! :)

<< Comment #42 @ 17:55 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #41

The belgian comics owned. Too bad it's impossible to buy it these days,

<< Comment #44 @ 18:21 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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Naghokez - Reply to #42

yeah.. they're so much better than mangas or the latest comic book trend..

<< Comment #28 @ 14:14 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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impaa

id go for japanese as well...

<< Comment #30 @ 14:19 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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8bitlobster

no one wants welsh?

<< Comment #31 @ 14:22 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #30

And what converse with Jamerio? Don't think so mate.

<< Comment #34 @ 15:40 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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hnns - Reply to #31

jamerio has been speaking welsh this whole time? no wonder nobody understands what he's talking about.

<< Comment #39 @ 17:47 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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Jamerio ' - Reply to #31

Careful that made me smurk.

<< Comment #57 @ 19:41 UTC, 4 February 2006 >>

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smurkey - Reply to #39

you mean smirk.

<< Comment #32 @ 14:34 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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rolf - Reply to #30

I do

<< Comment #33 @ 14:59 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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baron Railgun

the bullets language ftw

<< Comment #35 @ 17:02 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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sampo

Japanese or Latin

<< Comment #37 @ 17:26 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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poub

math :D

<< Comment #40 @ 17:47 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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trz

Russian or Finnish, hmm... Think maybe I'd go for Russian.

<< Comment #43 @ 17:55 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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eBo\lac\

of course, Japanese

<< Comment #45 @ 18:57 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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spinmove_

Torn between Russian, Swedish, or Japanese. I already know some German, so all I would have to do is go study it somemore.

<< Comment #46 @ 23:47 UTC, 3 February 2006 >>

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sharakin

easily korean or japanese, since spanish, german, italian, french etc is a lot easier to learn by yourself.

<< Comment #48 @ 11:56 UTC, 4 February 2006 >>

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mrobrien

German ftw

<< Comment #49 @ 12:12 UTC, 4 February 2006 >>

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And I

spanish

<< Comment #50 @ 12:40 UTC, 4 February 2006 >>

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endi

chuck norrish lol!

<< Comment #56 @ 19:20 UTC, 4 February 2006 >>

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blue - Reply to #50

<< Comment #51 @ 12:51 UTC, 4 February 2006 >>

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Lukas

I wanne be able to understand those angry muppets @ Al Jazeera

<< Comment #52 @ 13:51 UTC, 4 February 2006 >>

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revoN

“ú–{Œê‚Íˆê”Ô‚«‚ê‚¢‚ÈŒ¾—t‚Å‚µ‚å‚¤B

<< Comment #54 @ 14:24 UTC, 4 February 2006 >>

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voodoochopstiks

Suomi or Spanish probably

<< Comment #55 @ 15:13 UTC, 4 February 2006 >>

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KuuLa

Nobody chose mandarin? It's the most spoken language in the world :<

I don't know why you would want to learn swedish overnight, you could learn it in 6 months if you live there. Try learning Japanese in 6 months.

<< Comment #58 @ 19:48 UTC, 4 February 2006 >>

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gb - Reply to #55

You can learn any language you wish if you go to the country and immerse youself. This is assuming one wants to learn. I believe I could have a decent working knowledge of Japanese by living there for 6 months. It is very easy to pronounce but has difficult grammar and a large vocab.

I think Mandarin Chinese is a shrewd language to learn, for social and economic reasons. This is the language I'm currently learning (although i've slacked off a bit lately :-/)and I get all the help I want. ;-)

But if I wake tomorrow and can speak a new language fluently, I'd have to go along with all the other nerds here and say Japanese. I love the sound plus I'd have a parade of slobbering geeks in awe of me b/c I have the ability to communicate with J-chicks. haha ;-)

Edited by wow at 19:50 GMT, 4th Feb 2006

<< Comment #64 @ 06:03 UTC, 5 February 2006 >>

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KuuLa - Reply to #58

"You can learn any language you wish if you go to the country and immerse youself."

I'd hope so or we'd never learn any new languages! My point was - It's a hell of a lot easier to learn a language like your own than to learn one very different.

'nihongo ga suki demo, furansugo wa kirai desu.'
I like Japanese, but I hate French.

Can you work it out word for word? I could if it was French or Swedish...

<< Comment #62 @ 23:43 UTC, 4 February 2006 >>

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nthexwn

Khoisan because it sounds so damn cool! :D

It's that clicking language from the movie "The gods must be crazy"

Sadly, only a few thousand people still speak it :-S

<< Comment #65 @ 11:39 UTC, 5 February 2006 >>

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Bob

Edited by Bob at 08:18 UTC, 28 June 2024

<< Comment #67 @ 13:16 UTC, 5 February 2006 >>

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sonic '

islam

<< Comment #69 @ 13:57 UTC, 5 February 2006 >>

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primax - Reply to #67

huh?

<< Comment #71 @ 14:10 UTC, 5 February 2006 >>

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daryl - Reply to #69

to the tenth! and the batmobile! ahoy!

<< Comment #68 @ 13:35 UTC, 5 February 2006 >>

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ashr

Hindi

<< Comment #72 @ 15:45 UTC, 5 February 2006 >>

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ioz

Russian
Japanese

<< Comment #73 @ 16:56 UTC, 5 February 2006 >>

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bsk

Since I can already speak all languages, I would only apologise for farting in your ear.

<< Comment #80 @ 19:45 UTC, 5 February 2006 >>

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brz

internet ;((

<< Comment #81 @ 20:57 UTC, 5 February 2006 >>

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NiKitA

Russian, Dutch, Swedish, Spanish :|

If I had to choose 1 it would have to be Dutch ofcuz

<< Comment #82 @ 23:23 UTC, 5 February 2006 >>

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fuzz

Japanese <3

<< Comment #84 @ 20:24 UTC, 6 February 2006 >>

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Mav_

You would talk bullshit all the time after a fart from god.

But if I would have a possibility of picking a language to know, than hmmm... french prolly. I gues everybody knows 13375p34k already, huh?

<< Comment #85 @ 01:30 UTC, 7 February 2006 >>

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daryl - Reply to #84

No, please explain it to us.

<< Comment #86 @ 11:46 UTC, 7 February 2006 >>

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Dragnar

Japanese
i am trying 2 lurn it 4 over 2 yr,s now
its hard 2 master

speak english dutch german and french :)

<< Comment #88 @ 13:23 UTC, 7 February 2006 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #86

wow. iv seen ur nick before, do u pickup tdm or ctf @ q4?

<< Comment #87 @ 12:04 UTC, 7 February 2006 >>

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HolyFather

how about English? ;P

<< Comment #89 @ 18:22 UTC, 7 February 2006 >>

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rehepapp

gesture language

<< Comment #90 @ 11:42 UTC, 8 February 2006 >>

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amt

Times New Roman probably.

Worst default font ever.

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