ESR - flat earth - Offtopic Forum

<< Comment #1 @ 14:39 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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luKrek

this whole journal should be -1

<< Comment #28 @ 20:22 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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rolf - Reply to #1

Your face should be -1'd

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<< Comment #29 @ 20:23 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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endi - Reply to #1

-1 face right there

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<< Comment #30 @ 20:24 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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Pushpabon - Reply to #1

Your face should be -1'd

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<< Comment #31 @ 20:26 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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voodoochopstiks - Reply to #1

-1 your FACE

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<< Comment #34 @ 20:33 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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blue - Reply to #1

i'll -1 ur FACE in a minute m8

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<< Comment #49 @ 10:07 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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CLains - Reply to #1

your face is full of feces

<< Comment #65 @ 13:35 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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Khorney - Reply to #49

Because he's standing in a storm of feces, a storm of feces!

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<< Comment #66 @ 13:38 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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CLains - Reply to #65

ahahah ;D

<< Comment #74 @ 18:55 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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cumrag - Reply to #1

A cigarette, colloquially known in British English as a...

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<< Comment #2 @ 14:42 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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8bitlobster

Be

<< Comment #3 @ 14:48 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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Aquashark

just some badass super trolls

watch and learn

<< Comment #4 @ 14:48 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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Liam

Saw this a while ago, it took me a few days to get over it. Just when you think you've lost all faith in humanity, someone does something utterly retarded and you lose a little bit more.

Edited by Liam at 15:00 UTC, 17 February 2007

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<< Comment #55 @ 10:47 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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tourist - Reply to #4

You will never see beyond the Ice Wall. :(

<< Comment #5 @ 14:53 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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ini

I think those guys are right. The pictures of the flat Earth make total sense.

<< Comment #35 @ 20:46 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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ini - Reply to #5

Just in case anyone is too stupid to realise this is sarcasm.

<< Comment #6 @ 14:56 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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Jamerio '

I think that site is probably filled with a lot of people who are escapsists and choose to believe in something they know is not true becasue they somehow think it makes them special.

The same sort of people say stuff like "Tupac is still alive" or "Elvis lives". If they annoy you just take comfort that they end becoming trainspotters or something.

I might just have to troll that site sometime.

Edited by Jamerio at 14:59 UTC, 17 February 2007

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<< Comment #7 @ 15:35 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #6

"I have a theory that when you die it's just like a massive dream that you never wake up from" (c) chaverio

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<< Comment #9 @ 15:39 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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Jamerio ' - Reply to #7

That' a lot more believable than thinking the earth is flat.
It's also just a theory to which I accept I could be totally wrong about.
Oh and the fact that it's the most asked and unsolved question in the universe. Unlike the shape of the earth. Nice try.

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<< Comment #11 @ 15:41 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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ini - Reply to #9

Show me your proof of the shape of the world then.....

<< Comment #13 @ 15:47 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #9

Sure thing buddy. Then God could be real as well and the floating spaghetti monster! You sound like those creationism assholes.

<< Comment #20 @ 18:29 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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d1vyn - Reply to #13

I feel hurt :(

<< Comment #50 @ 10:09 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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CLains - Reply to #9

That' a lot more believable than thinking the earth is flat.

no, it's not.

<< Comment #71 @ 15:59 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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ini - Reply to #50

Makes just as much sense as the flat earth theory

<< Comment #91 @ 06:57 UTC, 19 February 2007 >>

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CLains - Reply to #71

it's more unspecified though, i give him that

<< Comment #68 @ 14:03 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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mammon - Reply to #9

Yeah its pretty believable that you can still dream after worms eat your brain...not.

<< Comment #90 @ 05:04 UTC, 19 February 2007 >>

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hnns - Reply to #9

BWAHAHA

<< Comment #63 @ 13:28 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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Liam - Reply to #7

Don't think you should be too hard on him for that one, it's as good of a theory as any... well except for the one where nothing happens and you just die.

<< Comment #64 @ 13:34 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #63

It's not really about what he believes more about him being a hypocrite.

<< Comment #76 @ 19:38 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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Thorin - Reply to #7

The other day Jamerio paused for a moment and wondered if he was really just a butterfly dreaming he was a man...then he posted on ESR a thousand times, went to sleep and called it a day.

He also was riding a bus one time, making sure not to make eye contact with non-whites and foreign types, when all of a sudden he thought what if everyone in the world was a robot but him.

How long before a Jamerio diary a la Adrian Mole hits the streets? He's like a Peter Pan figure - the boy who never grew up.

Edited by Thorin at 19:40 UTC, 18 February 2007

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<< Comment #82 @ 20:10 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #76

I think he will go mad like David Icke.

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<< Comment #8 @ 15:38 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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ini - Reply to #6

They would think of you as an idiot moron too though.

<< Comment #10 @ 15:41 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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Jamerio ' - Reply to #8

The difference is, like yours their opinion is not worth anything becasue they choose to say stuff they know is not true.

Why else do you think you made it into the way2idiot patrol?

<< Comment #12 @ 15:44 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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ini - Reply to #10

"Made it into"? What are you on about...

I don't say stuff that isn't true.

<< Comment #77 @ 19:42 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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Thorin - Reply to #12

He found out about the rigorous preliminary testing:

way2: are you jamerio?
ini: no
way2: welcome to the club

/meanwhile

jamerio: i fancy a club biscuit

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<< Comment #83 @ 21:09 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #12

I like how people think it was a chan created by us for trolling ESR!

<< Comment #84 @ 23:13 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #83

the person who made it doesnt even read this site :P

<< Comment #86 @ 00:33 UTC, 19 February 2007 >>

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ini - Reply to #84

\o/ <3 chaom1

<< Comment #87 @ 01:17 UTC, 19 February 2007 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #84

all kinda clueless cunts tbh

<< Comment #16 @ 16:40 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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neuron - Reply to #6

Elvis lives, i saw him yesterday at the pub.

<< Comment #61 @ 12:12 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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TheGunSlinger - Reply to #16

He works at the chip shop

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<< Comment #78 @ 19:43 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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Thorin - Reply to #61

You're thinking of Ian from Eastenders

<< Comment #79 @ 19:45 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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Thorin - Reply to #6

I think that site is probably filled with a lot of people who are escapsists and choose to believe in something they know is not true becasue they somehow think it makes them special.

Is your entire life some kind of autobiographical satire-based performance art piece?

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<< Comment #14 @ 16:19 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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koyaan

elvis didnt do no druuugs!

<< Comment #17 @ 17:37 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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luKrek - Reply to #14

hahahaha!

<< Comment #21 @ 18:44 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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Jamerio ' - Reply to #14

Sif 10,000 burgers a day don't count!

<< Comment #15 @ 16:20 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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Anonymous (dD5E0649D.access.telenet.be)

Hypocrits. :)

<< Comment #18 @ 17:47 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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seever

It seems to me like a joke the site I mean? :-)

<< Comment #41 @ 23:14 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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becks - Reply to #18

nope they all really believe that and after reading their FAQs I believe it too!

<< Comment #19 @ 17:56 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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Spyyder

Ive read thru most of the 'proof' they have, and they cant explain why the hull of a boat disappears over the horizon before the mast, or why there are shadows on the moon.

But the whole thing about the earth being held up by four elephants and a turtle totally makes sense.

<< Comment #22 @ 19:27 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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mindz

ur stupid m8, live with it.

<< Comment #24 @ 19:41 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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endi - Reply to #22

U deal with it, idiot newbie

<< Comment #25 @ 19:49 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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mindz - Reply to #24

luckily i dont have ur life, so ukll have to dealt with it. haihaihiaehoaheoahe pwned sucekr ass newbie lamer etc.

<< Comment #27 @ 19:58 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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endi - Reply to #25

got a gr8 idiotic life rite here buddym8

<< Comment #26 @ 19:50 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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mindz - Reply to #24

fucking hell ur so lame

<< Comment #33 @ 20:33 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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Nafets - Reply to #26

Man you're gonna get -1'd so much ;(

Maybe it'll cause you to randomly explode, Gears of War style?

<< Comment #62 @ 12:39 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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mindz - Reply to #33

only thing im scared of is sujoy banning me :(

<< Comment #85 @ 23:15 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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way2ez4gtv - Reply to #62

ur so stupid u think its possible. n1 ego

<< Comment #92 @ 11:10 UTC, 19 February 2007 >>

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mindz - Reply to #85

i like u too much to rage.

<< Comment #23 @ 19:32 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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astz!

terry pratchet had it right!

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<< Comment #42 @ 23:15 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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becks - Reply to #23

discworld ftw!

<< Comment #45 @ 01:03 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #23

win win

<< Comment #46 @ 01:04 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #23

ps: have the decency and spell his name correct!

<< Comment #58 @ 11:47 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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hamst - Reply to #23

ye, thought he just made that up :p

<< Comment #94 @ 12:02 UTC, 19 February 2007 >>

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becks - Reply to #58

unrespect :<

<< Comment #32 @ 20:29 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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Pushpabon

Oh btw, all planets & the sun orbit the earth.

<< Comment #47 @ 08:56 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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primax - Reply to #32

the sun doesn't exist

<< Comment #48 @ 09:47 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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endi - Reply to #47

flat sun theory

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<< Comment #51 @ 10:13 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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CLains - Reply to #48

i like the hollow earth theory x)

<< Comment #56 @ 11:03 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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endi - Reply to #51

what about the cheese moon theory

<< Comment #57 @ 11:09 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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endi - Reply to #51

or the stars are holes in the space theory ?? omgz

<< Comment #59 @ 12:04 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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CLains - Reply to #57

those suck

<< Comment #60 @ 12:07 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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endi - Reply to #59

but 8(

<< Comment #36 @ 22:19 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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Aaron

wf, always thought it were a cube....

<< Comment #37 @ 22:20 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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Ignignokt - Reply to #36

[-_-] <--- yeltsin

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<< Comment #38 @ 22:21 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #37

ye, kinda like his face

<< Comment #69 @ 14:36 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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Demiurge + - Reply to #38

my face is not distinctly square, i hear its actually very balanced according to all the ancient greek rules

<< Comment #70 @ 15:58 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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ini - Reply to #69

Looks kinda square in those photos to be honest :o

<< Comment #72 @ 16:55 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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Demiurge + - Reply to #70

yeah, well, it looks like i'm an alien, in those photos, if you mean the rocketqueen ones. most people do.

<< Comment #73 @ 17:49 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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ini - Reply to #72

Whichever ones were on esr obviously :P

<< Comment #39 @ 22:22 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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ini - Reply to #36

The cube theory solves all the problems with the flat and sphere theories!

<< Comment #40 @ 22:25 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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Aaron - Reply to #39

gonna start a revolution

<< Comment #80 @ 19:48 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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Thorin - Reply to #39

Jamerio has a similar theory he calls the rubix cube theory, it involves trying to get all the colours on the same side.

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<< Comment #44 @ 00:38 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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PuX - Reply to #36

me too...
but they won't sell me a proper globe =(

<< Comment #52 @ 10:15 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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CLains - Reply to #36

No human or god can match
Nature's simultaneous 4 day
rotation in 1 Earth rotation.
Ignorant of Nature's Harmonic
4 Day Time Cube Creation, the
Americans are Dumb, Educated
Singularity Stupid and Evil.

<< Comment #53 @ 10:16 UTC, 18 February 2007 >>

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CLains - Reply to #52

You are an educated singularity idiot who
can stupidily deny Nature's Harmonic 4
simultaneous 24 hour days within a single
rotation of Earth, or even make parody of
the Cubic Creation Principle - but your
mental ability to comprehend thegreatest
social and scientific discovery of all human
existence has been lobotomized by the evil
academic singularity bastards hired to
destroy your ability to think opposite. You
cannot comprehend Opposite Creation.

<< Comment #43 @ 23:32 UTC, 17 February 2007 >>

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