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laptop (24 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 18:22 CDT, 26 July 2020 - iMsg
looking for a laptop.
$1599 max.

corel painter/krita
fl studio + vst/vsti

any suggestions?
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Quake Pro League (50 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 15:16 CDT, 26 June 2019 - iMsg
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Classic Duel (43 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 15:27 CDT, 12 April 2019 - iMsg
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Developer Diarrhea (34 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 12:03 CDT, 10 October 2018 - iMsg

"Network “de-sync” issues resolved"

At the high level - in any network game, there is a small about of “lag”

small about guys
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Carmack Oculus (11 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 23:47 CDT, 29 September 2018 - iMsg
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possible future performance boost (11 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 04:54 CDT, 13 September 2018 - iMsg
gotta love hyper nerds!
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Game engines (6 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 21:06 CDT, 3 September 2018 - iMsg
here's a decent list of free ones that get updates MIT open source licenses

GODOT: opengl ES 3.x.x

xenko: vulkan and dx12 looks very promising

armory 3d: built around Blender looks fucking cool

free but if you make money need to pay bs

amazon lumberyard: amazons version of cryengine



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Zenimax (85 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 15:51 CDT, 11 August 2018 - iMsg
Robert A. Altman is the current Chairman and CEO of ZeniMax Media, parent company of publisher Bethesda Softworks, LLC. Altman also serves on the Advisory Board of The George Washington University Law School
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Doom Eternal (59 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 20:29 CDT, 10 August 2018 - iMsg
New Doom looks pretty good.
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Total Biscuit (19 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 19:23 CDT, 24 May 2018 - iMsg
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Hawaii Volcano Livecam (No comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 02:11 CDT, 19 May 2018 - iMsg
This guy has great footage
civil beat

this channel also covers it.. storm chasers also

this guy lives right there. does updates on the daily
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Dems going down (243 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 22:58 CST, 18 January 2018 - iMsg
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Chip vulnerabilities. AMD ARM and Intel (45 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 00:33 CST, 5 January 2018 - iMsg

"On Wednesday, Google and Intel informed the world of Meltdown and Spectre — two attack techniques that exploit a security vulnerability in Intel, AMD, and ARM processors that could potentially be used against almost every PC, tablet, and smartphone on the planet."
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Free Hardees cup (2 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 02:32 CDT, 1 September 2017 - iMsg
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possibly interesting (3 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 00:19 CDT, 20 August 2017 - iMsg
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feminazi (72 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 15:20 CDT, 12 July 2017 - iMsg
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1 million dollar Qcon? (125 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 00:00 CDT, 12 June 2017 - iMsg
I'm high, but i think i heard it right though.
Was that fatal1ty?
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Pregnant lady (25 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 18:18 CDT, 1 June 2017 - iMsg
So every spring this lady runs by my house all pregnant and shit.
Every late fall early winter she runs by again... skinny.
She's been doing this since 2007.
That's 10 kids.....
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GG (22 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 03:18 CDT, 6 May 2017 - iMsg
apparently "gg" is now offensive in online gaming.
wtf happened?
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Willits Interview PC Games (1 comment)
Posted by Gobotz @ 03:36 CDT, 21 April 2017 - iMsg
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Having net problems? (No comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 13:35 CST, 2 March 2017 - iMsg
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NoClip Romenro Interview (59 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 13:11 CST, 28 January 2017 - iMsg
coming soon Tuesday, January 31st 2017 at noon Pacific.
Edited by Gobotz at 18:40 CST, 30 January 2017 - 10829 Hits
The next Quake (6 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 01:27 CDT, 17 October 2016 - iMsg
Should look like this.
and this is cool too.
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q3dm17 in doom (17 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 16:04 CDT, 1 October 2016 - iMsg
Looks pretty neat.
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QL, a warm and inviting community. (39 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 21:41 CDT, 19 September 2016 - iMsg
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Doom (77 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 07:58 CDT, 19 May 2016 - iMsg
It's fun.
we can have weapons and ammo spawn...
i think duel could even be set up.
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ESR makes a game Pt.1 (66 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 16:15 CST, 14 January 2016 - iMsg
Now hiring!

Submit your resume now for this fantasy project.

What skill sets do you as a community member have that could contribute to a theoretical fantasy project?

Character design?
Animation /rigging?
Level design?
Asset creation?

"I suck. I'm not good at anything." Don't worry! You'll be there every step of the way. Testers will be needed.

It's happening now! Be part of it!


Port: coder. techno mixes
Weird: Netcode guy
Tyryl: Community bully/ motivational speaker

Do not hire list:
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Devil worship (15 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 21:04 CDT, 1 June 2015 - iMsg
Protect your loved ones.
This educational video really helped me a lot.
It showed me the tell tale signs that my little brother was involved in occult and homosexual activity at the local park. Apparently they go hand in hand. I can't thank these people enough!

It's been about 7 months since we got my brother out of the cult. I'm so glad we got our little James back.
The initial transition back to normal was a bit difficult due to his local reputation.
Thank god I found this video. It's changed his social life dramatically. He's the life of the party.
He's so cool!
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How to survive prison (41 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 16:13 CDT, 10 March 2015 - iMsg
Tips/tricks from a friend:

Lay low for the first few weeks and size up everyone in your tier. Get to know them as much as possible. If you go in guns blazing thinking youre the shit no one will like you. Once you do meet a few people it really helps to pass time by playing games, scrabble, chess or poker.

Pro tips: Getting a job is pretty sweet too, it passes time and allows you to move around the prison a lot more.
Laundry duty ;) And I know it's not your choice but if you can avoid a kitchen job you're in the clear.

Stock up on commissary food. It's the method of payment in jail. You can only order it once a week. And no one knows how to conserve, so they run out 2-3 days after it comes.
When they do, they will come to you and you can make deals like 2 for 1 chips or whatever. Once I bought my first batch of commissary, I barely ever had to buy anything else. I was hustlin food big time.

Pro tip: Make sure you watch them deposit funds into their account before you spot them anything.

Write letters! Receiving a letter esp from girls is like waking up on Xmas morning as a kid.

Smoking in prison:
To start a flame or wick to light a cig or joint, you twist up toilet tissue tight like you were ringing it out. Leave the end loose though. Then take pencil lead and thread it through the loose end. Put a plug of something half way in the electrical socket. Then simply touch the lead to the prongs of the plug and watch the spark that occurs light that tissue paper like the Fourth of July. Recommend keeping your face as far away as possible. The spark that occurs is pretty damn violent lol. Then you can simply blow out the flame and the twisted part of the tissue will burn for quite awhile. Just keep blowing on it or waving it around so air keeps it smoldering.

Pro tip: hustle niggaz for pencils.

Making alcohol:
You just take a bunch of fruit, oranges for example. Squeeze all the juice into a container. Put a few slices of bread a bag and poke some holes in it. Put the bag in the container of juice and add a bunch of sugar. Add more sugar every day and be sure to open the container once a day to release the pressure. Keep doing that and let it ferment for 3-4 weeks. It's not the best tasting stuff but it'll work.
prison wine:

Candy shank:

Weaponizing trash:

Lamb shank:

Toothbrush shank

I feel safe being raped:
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Recommend some good anime films/series (181 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 16:04 CST, 23 February 2015 - iMsg
I already have everything from studio ghibli...
Seen the classics akira, ghost in the shell, ninja scroll etc.

So what else is out there worth watching?

Series I've seen
Gundam... think all of them except Unicorn
Yu Yu hakusho
Ruroni kenshin
Naruto (watching currently)
Big O
Demon eyes Kyo
Cowboy Beebop
Trigun (vash the stampede)
Pretty much anything that was on adult swim/cartoon network.
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Chill out Gary (17 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 16:47 CST, 22 February 2015 - iMsg
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Reinstalled (105 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 19:07 CST, 6 February 2015 - iMsg
Just to uninstall 10 minutes later...

First it took literally 30 minutes just to download the installer...It's like 5 fucking mb.
When it finally finished I then installed.. re-downloaded all the pk3's...
Which also didn't work. It would download for about 10 sec... then stop.
So i had to shut down ql and restart it to continue downloading...
Had to do this about 15-20 times for 900 some odd MB...

Finally get on...
Awaiting challenge 1...2...3.......15
Every server for about 10 tries each...
Finally get onto a server... 30 ping... and it's just a warpy mess.
feels like i have 120 ping. Unplayable garbage.... as per usual over the last 2 years.

I'm done with this shit.

Syncerror... you are a fucking retard!

I suppose QL has been ddos'd since 2012.

Edit 2 lol:
Heres something fucking stupid...
Go to steam and search quake...
Quake Live doesn't show up.. unless you type in "quake live"

So people that don't know it even exists... don't know it's there
Edited by Gobotz at 13:46 CST, 7 February 2015 - 35872 Hits
Romero (24 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 16:25 CST, 23 January 2015 - iMsg
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* N U K E D * (2 comments, locked)
Posted by Nuked User @ 09:16 CST, 16 December 2014 - iMsg
* N U K E D *

Mushrooms (13 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 22:20 CST, 13 December 2014 - iMsg
This guy is the fuckin' man.

Paul Stamets
Edited by Gobotz at 22:20 CST, 13 December 2014 - 5614 Hits
Forsaken (9 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 01:22 CST, 3 December 2014 - iMsg
(single player)

anyone ever play this?
I had it for the n64.
It's quite dizzying lol


there's a link to the game in the vid info
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It's not me it's you and the local news! (23 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 01:34 CDT, 5 October 2014 - iMsg

Byron Harris is on it!
Brett Shipp with the follow up.
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Re: Announcer (13 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 22:09 CDT, 11 September 2014 - iMsg
I gave the announcer some ludes and benzos.

Its q3 "ish" not perfect but that's because the source material.
this took 5 minutes lol.
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Edited by Gobotz at 15:18 CDT, 7 September 2014 - 11683 Hits
* N U K E D * (4 comments, locked)
Posted by Nuked User @ 15:25 CDT, 27 August 2014 - iMsg
* N U K E D *

Plan B (25 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 23:18 CDT, 8 August 2014 - iMsg
First planned parenthood.... abort!

Then plan b;lang=EN
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HUD help (9 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 11:17 CDT, 25 May 2014 - iMsg
So basically... i want nothing on my hud.

No score
no weapons
no ammo
no clock
no health/armor


Absolutely nothing but my x-hair.

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The rambling of a mad man (10 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 00:18 CDT, 3 May 2014 - iMsg
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Swedish hooker tranny tricks esr... (6 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 01:54 CDT, 17 April 2014 - iMsg
....America, and soon the world!

I knew there was something strange about that.... "Guy" ???
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Time nudge and lagometer (11 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 16:06 CST, 18 February 2014 - iMsg
I've noticed lately when I use timenudge 0 and autotimenudge is at 0
the blue line in my lagometer is fine... all blue.
As soon as i start upping time nudge the blue line starts to turn yellow. (tn -20 makes the line pur yellow no blue)
According to this it isn't a good thing.

"The upper graph advances one pixel for every rendered frame on the client side. Blue lines below the baseline mean that the frame is interpolating between two valid snapshots. Yellow lines above the baseline mean the frame is extrapolating beyond the latest valid time. The length of the line is proportional to the time.

Basically, blue is good: it's based on two snapshots received from the server, so the frame will not be revoked. Yellow means that the client is predicting what will happen, but hasn't received a snapshot to corroborate it yet. If the next snapshot comes in and doesn't correspond to the prediction, the prediction is revoked and the client is update with the snapshot data. This results in the skipping you experience where you'll end up somewhere very different from where you thought you were (and often with less health than you thought, because you were shot on the server, but the client couldn't predict that happening for you).

The upper graph indicates the consistency of your connection. Ideally, you should always have blue bars of only a pixel or two in height. If you are commonly getting big triangles of yellow on the graph, your connection is inconsistent."

"The lower graph slides one pixel for every snapshot received from the server. By default, snapshots come 20 times a second, so if you are running >20 fps, the top graph will move faster, and vice versa. A red bar means the snapshot was dropped by the network (indicating packet loss). Green and yellow bars are properly received snapshots, with the height of the bar proportional to the ping. A yellow bar indicates that the previous snapshot was intentionally supressed to stay under the rate limit.

In a heavy firefight, it is normal for modem players to see yellow bars in the bottom graph, which should return to green when the action quiets down. If you are getting several red bars visible, you may want to look for a server that drops less packets."

So why is timenudge fucking me?

Weird... any comments?
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I'm really sorry Jamerio (45 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 23:52 CST, 27 January 2014 - iMsg
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Where do you pee? (38 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 03:04 CST, 18 January 2014 - iMsg
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People I hate (121 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 03:50 CST, 15 January 2014 - iMsg
1) Priests: I can talk to god myself, asshole! Nosey mother fucker.

2) Women with nick knacks: Fuck your hens n' roosters. Fuck your home sweet home bullshit and fuck your NOEL candle holders.

3) Liberals: What a bunch of fags. " Come on guys, let's save the world one smile at a time by not allowing anyone to do anything that might hurt someone's feelings."

I bet you've never been to the ghetto you privileged white fuck. Take a trip there sometime around 12am-4am.... just o see what happens. It's a real swell place there Nancy!

4) Stephen Hawking: You could at least put that speaker in your mouth so it seems like you're talking.

5) People who say "what do you mean?" After clearly stating what you mean.

More hate to come...
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Ice man (No comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 21:48 CDT, 12 August 2013 - iMsg
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Ignored user thread (8 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 21:13 CDT, 23 July 2013 - iMsg
what is this?
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Keepin it gangsta (9 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 14:14 CDT, 14 April 2013 - iMsg
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best performance (14 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 23:58 CDT, 4 August 2011 - iMsg

First lan in Ql and look how well he did. imagine if he had been playing as long as everyone else. CZM also. shitty against noctis..but overall very good.
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subscriber forum (31 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 23:02 CDT, 19 July 2011 - iMsg
We'll see how long the dev's post there. Glad certain faggots can't post there...rtn, f9
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why QL instead of q3? (32 comments)
Posted by Gobotz @ 20:42 CDT, 3 July 2011 - iMsg
Seriously why? Q3 was populated...then q4 came out. all the "pros" went to q4....then went back to shitty cpma vq3...why are we vall settling for a game that...well...suck dick. there's nothing quake live has to offer that osp didnt do 10 years ago...and then some.

I would really like to hear why everyone has settled for blasted pussy instead of virgin asian assholes?
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